Little fun stories for kids. Best short stories for kids

You can read "Deniska's Stories" at any age and several times and it will still be funny and interesting! Since the book by V. Dragunsky "Deniska's stories" was first published, readers have fallen in love with these funny, humorous stories so much that this book is being reprinted and reprinted. And probably, there is no such student who would not know Deniska Korablev, who became his boyfriend for children of different generations - he looks so much like classmates who get into funny, sometimes ridiculous situations ...

2) Zak A., Kuznetsov I. "Summer is gone. Save the drowning man. Humorous film stories"(7-12 years old)
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The collection includes two humorous film stories by Avenir Zak and Isai Kuznetsov, famous Soviet playwrights and screenwriters.
The heroes of the first story at first do not expect anything good from the upcoming holidays. What could be more boring than going all summer to three apparently strict aunts? That's right - nothing! So summer is gone. But in reality it's quite the opposite...
What if the photo in the local newspaper shows all your friends, but not yourself? It's so embarrassing! Andrei Vasilkov really wants to prove that he is also capable of feats ...
Stories about the fun summer adventures of unlucky and mischievous boys formed the basis of the scenarios of two eponymous feature films, one of which, "Summer Is Gone", was shot by Rolan Bykov. The book was illustrated by an outstanding master book graphics Heinrich Walck.

3) Averchenko A. "Humorous stories for children"(8-13 years old)

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The heroes of these funny stories- boys and girls, as well as their parents, educators and teachers who were once children themselves, but not all of them remember this. The author doesn't just entertain the reader; he unobtrusively gives lessons adult life children and reminds adults that their childhood should never be forgotten.

4) Oster G. "Bad advice", "Problem book", "Petka microbe"(6-12 years old)

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Not all microbes are harmful. Petka - just useful. Without people like him, we will not see either sour cream or kefir. There are so many microbes in one drop of water that it is impossible to count. To see these crumbs, you need a microscope. But maybe they also look at us - from the other side magnifying glass? Writer G. Oster wrote a whole book about the life of microbes - Petka and his family.

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The word "Problem" on the cover of the book is not so attractive. For many, it is boring and even scary. But "Grigor Oster's Task Book" is a completely different matter! Every student and every parent knows that these are not just tasks, but terribly funny stories about forty grandmothers, baby Kuzya, an artist of the circus Khudyushchenko, worms, flies, Vasilisa the Wise and Koshchei the Immortal, pirates, as well as Mryaka, Bryak, Khryamzik ​​and Slyunik. Well, to make it completely funny, right to the point of dropping, in these stories you need to count something. To multiply someone by something or, conversely, divide. Add something to something, or maybe take someone away from someone. And get the main result: to prove that mathematics is not a boring science!

5) Vangeli S. "Adventures of Gugutse", "Chubo from the village of Turturik"(6-12 years old)

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These are absolutely wonderful atmospheric stories with a very peculiar humor and a pronounced national Moldavian flavor! Children are delighted with fascinating stories about the cheerful and courageous Gugutse and the naughty Chubo.

6) Zoshchenko M. "Stories for children"(6-12 years old)

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Zoshchenko knew how to find the funny in life and notice the comic even in the most serious situations. And he also knew how to write in such a way that every child could easily understand him. That is why Zoshchenko's "Stories for Children" are recognized as classics of children's literature. In his humorous stories for children, the writer teaches the younger generation to be brave, kind, honest and smart. These are indispensable stories for the development and education of children. They cheerfully, naturally and unobtrusively lay the main life values ​​in the children. After all, if you look back at your own childhood, it is not difficult to see what influence the stories about Lyola and Minka, the cowardly Vasya, the smart bird and other characters of stories for children written by M.M. once had on us. Zoshchenko.

7) Rakitina E. "Intercom thief"(6-10 years old)
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Elena Rakitina writes touching, instructive, and most importantly - extremely funny stories! Their heroes, the inseparable Mishka and Yegorka, are third-graders who are never bored. The adventures of the boys at home and at school, their dreams and travels will not let young readers get bored!
Open this book as soon as possible, meet guys who know how to make friends, and they will gladly accept everyone who loves fun reading into the company!
The stories about Mishka and Egor were awarded the medal of the International Children's literary prize them. V. Krapivina (2010), Diploma literary competition them. V. Golyavkina (2014), diplomas of the All-Russian literary and artistic magazine for schoolchildren "Koster" (2008 and 2012).

8) L. Kaminsky "Lessons in laughter"(7-12 years old)
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What are the most interesting lessons at school? For some guys - mathematics, for others - geography, for others - literature. But there is nothing more exciting than laughter lessons, especially if they are taught by the funny teacher in the world - the writer Leonid Kaminsky. From mischievous and curious childish stories, he collected a real collection of school humor.

9) Collection "The funniest stories"(7-12 years old)
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The collection collected exceptionally funny stories from various authors, including V. Dragunsky, L. Panteleev, V. Oseeva, M. Korshunov, V. Golyavkin, L. Kaminsky, I. Pivovarova, S. Makhotin, M. Druzhinina.

10) N. Teffi Humorous Stories(8-14 years old)
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Nadezhda Taffy (1872-1952) did not write specifically for children. This "queen of Russian humor" had an exclusively adult audience. But those stories of the writer, which are written about children, are unusually lively, cheerful and witty. And the children in these stories are simply charming - spontaneous, unlucky, naive and incredibly sweet, however, like all children at all times. Acquaintance with the work of N. Teffi will bring a lot of joy to both young readers and their parents. Read with the whole family!

11) V. Golyavkin "Carousel in the head"(7-10 years old)
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If everyone knows Nosov and Dragunsky, then Golyavkin is for some reason much less known (and completely undeservedly). Acquaintance turns out to be very pleasant - light ironic stories describing simple everyday situations that are close and understandable to children. In addition, the book contains the story "My Good Dad", written in the same accessible language, but much more emotionally saturated - small stories imbued with love and light sadness for the father who died in the war.

12) M. Druzhinina "My cheerful day off"(6-10 years old)
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The book of the famous children's writer Marina Druzhinina includes funny stories and poems about modern boys and girls. What just does not happen to these inventors and mischievous people at school and at home! The book "My Merry Weekend" was awarded a diploma of the International Literary Prize SV Mikhalkov "Clouds".

13) V. Alenikov "The Adventures of Petrov and Vasechkin"(8-12 years old)

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Everyone who was once small knows Vasya Petrov and Petya Vasechkin in much the same way as their classmates. At the end of the 80s, there was not a single teenager who would not make friends with them thanks to the films of Vladimir Alenikov.
These old teenagers grew up and became parents, while Petrov and Vasechkin remained the same and still love ordinary and incredible adventure, they are in love with Masha and are ready for anything for her. Even learn to swim, speak French and serenades.

14) I. Pivovarova "What is my head thinking about"(7-12 years old)
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The book of the famous children's writer Irina Pivovarova includes funny stories and stories about the funny adventures of the third grader Lucy Sinitsyna and her friends. The unusual, full of humor stories that happen to this inventor and prankster will be read with pleasure not only by children, but also by their parents.

15) V. Medvedev "Barankin, be a man"(8-12 years old)
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The story "Barankin, be a man!" - the most famous book by the writer V. Medvedev - tells about the hilarious adventures of school friends Yura Barankin and Kostya Malinin. In search of a carefree life, in which they don’t give deuces and don’t give lessons at all, the friends decided to turn ... into sparrows. And they have turned! And then - into butterflies, then - into ants ... But they did not have an easy life among birds and insects. Quite the opposite happened. After all the transformations, returning to ordinary life, Barankin and Malinin realized what happiness it is to live among people and be a man!

16) About Henry "Chief of the Redskins"(8-14 years old)
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The story of hapless kidnappers who stole a child to ransom him. As a result, tired of the boy's tricks, they were forced to pay his father to save them from the little robber.

17) A. Lindgren "Emil from Lenneberg", "Pippi-Longstocking"(6-12 years old)

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A merry story about Emil from Lenneberga, which was written by the wonderful Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren and brilliantly retold into Russian by Lilianna Lungina, fell in love with adults and children all over the planet. This swirling little boy is a terrible mischief-maker, he will not live a day without playing pranks. Well, who would think of chasing a cat to check if it jumps well?! Or put on a tureen? Or set fire to the feather on the pastor's hat? Or catch your own father in a rat trap, and feed the piglet with drunken cherries?

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How can a little girl carry a horse in her arms?! Imagine what can!
And this girl's name is Pippi Longstocking. It was invented by the wonderful Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren.
There is no one in the world stronger than Pippi, she is able to put even the most famous strong man on her shoulder blades. But not only Pippi is famous for this. She is also the funniest, most unpredictable, most mischievous and kindest girl in the world, with whom you definitely want to make friends!

18) E. Uspensky "Uncle Fedor, a dog and a cat"(5-10 years)

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Something happens all the time with the inhabitants of the village of Prostokvashino - not a day without adventures. Either Matroskin and Sharik will quarrel, and Uncle Fyodor reconciles them, then Pechkin is at war with Khvatayka, then Murka the cow is acting weird.

19) P.Maar Series about Subastic(8-12 years old)

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An amazing, funny and kind book by Paul Maar will show what it is like for parents with a naughty child. Even if this child is a magical creature named Subastic, walking around only in a diving suit and destroying everything that comes to hand, be it a glass, a piece of wood or nails.

20) A. Usachev "Smart dog Sonya. Stories"(5-9 years old)
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This is the story of two funny and witty friends and their parents, whom they are very similar to. Vasya and Petya are tireless explorers, so they can't even live one day without adventure: either they reveal the insidious plan of the criminals, or they arrange a painter's competition in the apartment, or they look for a treasure.

22) Nikolai Nosov "Vitya Maleev at school and at home"(8-12 years old)

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This is a story about school friends - Vita Maleev and Kostya Shishkin: about their mistakes, sorrows and insults, joys and victories. Friends are upset because of poor progress and missed lessons at school, they are happy, having overcome their own disorganization and laziness, having earned the approval of adults and classmates, and, in the end, they understand that without knowledge you will not achieve anything in life.

23) L. Davydychev "Troublesome, full of hardships and dangers, the life of Ivan Semyonov, a second-grader and a repeater"(8-12 years old)
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An incredibly funny story about Ivan Semyonov, the most unfortunate boy in the whole wide world. Well, think for yourself, why should he be happy? Learning for him is torture. Isn't training better? True, a dislocation of his arm and a nearly split head did not allow him to continue the work he had begun. Then he decided to retire. I even wrote a statement. Again, bad luck - a day later the application was returned and the boy was advised to first learn to write correctly, finish school, and then work. The commander of the scouts is a worthy occupation, Ivan decided then. But here, too, disappointment awaited him.
What to do with this loafer and loafer? And that's what the school came up with: Ivan must be taken in tow. For this purpose, a girl from the fourth grade, Adelaide, was assigned to him. Since then, Ivan's quiet life has ended ...

24) A. Nekrasov "The Adventures of Captain Vrungel"(8-12 years old)

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Andrey Nekrasov's cheerful story about Captain Vrungel has long been one of the most beloved and sought after. After all, only such a brave captain is able to cope with a shark with the help of a lemon, neutralize a boa constrictor with a fire extinguisher, make a running machine out of ordinary squirrels in a wheel. Fantastic adventures of Captain Vrungel, his senior assistant Lom and sailor Fuchs, who went to trip around the world on a two-seater sailing yacht "Trouble" has been pleasing more than one generation of dreamers, visionaries, all those who have a passion for adventure.

25) Y. Sotnik "How they saved me"(8-12 years old)
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The book includes well-known stories written by Yuri Sotnik in different years: "Archimedes" by Vovka Grushin, "How I was independent", "Dudkin is sharp", "The artilleryman's granddaughter", "How they saved me", etc. These stories are sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but always very instructive. Do you know how mischievous and inventive your parents were once? Almost the same as you. If you don’t believe it, read for yourself what stories happened to them. This collection of funny and good writer for everyone who loves to laugh.

Call Natasha on the phone!
- Natasha is not there, what can I tell her?
Give her five roubles!

The patient came to the doctor:
- Doctor, you advised me to fall asleep, count to 100,000!
- Well, how did you fall asleep?
No, it's already morning! Sent by Yana Sukhoverkhova from Estonia, Pärnu on May 18, 2003

- Vasya! Does it bother you that you're left-handed?
- Not. Every person has their own shortcomings. Here you are, for example, with which hand do you stir the tea?
- Right!
- Here you see! BUT normal people stir with a spoon!

A psycho is walking down the street and dragging a thread behind him.
A passer-by asks him:
- Why are you dragging a thread behind you?
What should I push forward?

- I have a neighbor - a vampire was.
— How did you know that?
- And I drove an aspen stake into his chest, and he died.

"Boy, why are you crying so bitterly?"
- Due to rheumatism.
- What? So small, and you already have rheumatism?
- No, I got a deuce, because I wrote "rhyme" in the dictation!

— Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
- And the day after tomorrow?

"Petya, what are you laughing at?" Personally, I don't see anything funny!
- And you can’t see: after all, you sat on my sandwich with jam!

— Petya, how many excellent students are in your class?
— Not counting me, four.
- Are you an excellent student?
- Not. That's what I said - except for me!

Phone call in the teacher's room:
— Hello! Is this Anna Alekseevna? Tolya's mother says.
— Who-whom? I can't hear well!
- Tolya! I spell it out: Tatyana, Oleg, Leonid, Ivan, Kirill, Andrey!
- What? And all the kids are in my class?

At a drawing lesson, one student turns to a neighbor on the desk:
- You drew well! I've whetted my appetite!
— Appetite? From sunrise?
- Wow! I thought you drew an egg!

During the singing lesson, the teacher said:
Let's talk about opera today. Who knows what opera is?
Vovochka raised his hand:
- I know. This is when one person kills another in a duel, and he sings for a long time before falling!

The teacher handed out notebooks after checking the dictation.
Vovochka approaches the teacher with his notebook and asks:
“Maria Ivanovna, I didn’t understand what you wrote down here!
- I wrote: "Sidorov, write legibly!"

The teacher told the lesson about the great inventors. Then she asked the students:
- What would you like to invent?
One student said:
- I would invent such an automaton: press a button - and all the lessons are ready!
- Well, lazy! the teacher laughed.
Here Vovochka raised his hand and said:
- And I would come up with a device that would press this button!

Vovochka answers in a zoology lesson:
- The length of the crocodile from head to tail is 5 meters, and from tail to head - 7 meters ...
“Think about what you are saying,” the teacher interrupts Vovochka. - Is it possible?
“It happens,” Vovochka replies. - For example, from Monday to Wednesday - two days, and from Wednesday to Monday - five!

— Vovochka, what do you want to be when you grow up?
— An ornithologist.
Is this the one who studies birds?
- Yeah. I want to cross a dove with a parrot.
- Why?
- And if suddenly the dove gets lost so that he can ask for the way home!

The teacher asks Vovochka:
What teeth are the last to appear in a person?
“Artificial,” answered Little Johnny.

Vovochka stops the car on the street:
- Uncle, take me to school!
- I'm going in the opposite direction.
- All the better!

- Dad, - says Little Johnny, - I have to tell you that tomorrow there will be a small meeting of students, parents and teachers at the school.
What does "small" mean?
“It’s just you, me, and the class teacher.

We wrote a dictation. When Alla Grigoryevna was checking notebooks, she turned to Antonov:
- Kolya, why are you so inattentive? I dictated: "The door creaked and opened." What did you write? "The door creaked and fell off!"
And everyone laughed!

“Vorobiev,” said the teacher, “you didn’t do your homework again!” Why?
— Igor Ivanovich, we had no electricity yesterday.
— And what were you doing? I suppose you watched TV?
Yeah, in the dark...
And everyone laughed!

A young teacher complains to her friend:
- One of my students completely tortured me: he makes noise, hooligans, disrupts lessons!
But he has at least one positive quality?
- Unfortunately, there is - he does not miss classes ...

At the German lesson, we went through the topic "My Hobby". The teacher called Petya Grigoriev. He stood and was silent for a long time.
“I don’t hear an answer,” said Elena Alekseevna. — What is your hobby?
Then Petya said in German:
— Their bean briefmark! (I'm a postage stamp!)
And everyone laughed!

The lesson has begun. The teacher asked:
- Duty officer, who is missing from the class?
Pimenov looked around and said:
- Missing Mushkin.
At that moment, Mushkin's head appeared in the doorway:
I'm not absent, I'm here!
And everyone laughed!

It was a geometry lesson.
- Who solved the problem? asked Igor Petrovich.
Vasya Rybin was the first to raise his hand.
- Excellent, Rybin, - the teacher praised, - Please, to the blackboard!
Vasya went to the blackboard and said importantly:
Consider triangle ABCD!
And everyone laughed!

Why weren't you at school yesterday?
“My older brother is sick.
— And what about you?
And I rode his bike!

- Petrov, why are you teaching so badly English language?
- What for?
- What do you mean why? After all, this language is spoken by half the globe!
“And isn’t that enough?

- Petya, if you met old Hottabych, what wish would you ask him to fulfill?
— I would ask to make London the capital of France.
- Why?
- And I answered yesterday in geography and got a deuce! ..

- Well done, mitya. dad says. — How did you manage to get an A in zoology?
- They asked me how many legs an ostrich has and I answered - three.
“Wait, but an ostrich has two legs!”
— Yes, but all the others said four!

Petya was invited to visit. They tell him:
Petya, take another piece of cake.
Thanks, I've already eaten two pieces.
“Then eat a tangerine.”
Thanks, I've already eaten three tangerines.
“Then take some fruit with you.
Thanks, I already got it!

Cheburashka found a penny on the road. Comes to the store where they sell toys. He gives a penny to the saleswoman and says:
“Give me this toy, this one, and this one!”
The saleswoman looks at him in surprise.
- Well, what are you waiting for? Cheburashka says. - Let's change, and I went!

Vovochka with dad at the zoo are standing by the cage where the lion sits.
- Dad, - says Little Johnny, - and if a lion accidentally jumps out of the cage and eats you, which bus should I take home? ..

- Dad, - asks Little Johnny, - why don't you have a car?
— No money for a car. So don't be lazy, study better, become a good specialist and buy yourself a car.
- Dad, why were you lazy at school?

“Petya,” Dad asks, “why are you limping?”
“I put my foot in the mousetrap and got pinched.
Don't poke your nose where it doesn't belong!

— Grandpa, what are you doing with this bottle? Do you want to install a boat in it?
“That's exactly what I wanted at first. And now I would be glad to just pull my hand out of the bottle!

“Daddy,” the daughter turns to her father, “our phone works ugly!”
- And why did you decide so?
- Now I was talking with my girlfriend and did not understand anything.
Have you tried taking turns speaking?

“Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “how much toothpaste is in the tube?”
- I do not know.
- And I know: from the sofa to the door!

- Dad, get on the phone! Petya called to his father, who was shaving in front of the mirror.
When dad finished the conversation, Petya asked him:
Dad, are you good at remembering faces?
“I seem to remember. And what?
“The thing is, I accidentally broke your mirror…

- Dad, what is "telefigurotivization"?
- I do not know. Where did you read it?
I didn't read it, I wrote it!

- Natasha, why are you writing a letter to your grandmother so slowly?
- It's okay: after all, grandmother also reads slowly!

Anna, what have you done! You broke a vase that was two hundred years old!
What a blessing, Mom! I thought it was brand new!

- Mom, what is etiquette?
- This is the ability to yawn with your mouth closed ...

The art teacher says to Vovochka's father:
“Your son has exceptional abilities. Yesterday he drew a fly on the desk, and I even beat off my hand, trying to drive it away!
— What's that! Recently, he made a crocodile in the bathroom, and I got so scared that I tried to jump out through the door, which was also painted on the wall.

Vovochka says to his father:
- Dad, I decided to give you a present for your birthday!
- The best gift for me, - said dad, - is if you study for one five.
“Too late, dad, I already bought you a tie!”

A little boy is watching his dad at work, who is painting the ceiling.
Mom says:
- Look, Petya, and learn. And when you grow up, you will help your dad.
Petya is surprised:
“What, he won’t have finished by then?”

The hostess, hiring a new maid, asked her:
- Tell me, dear, do you like parrots?
— Oh, don't worry, madam, I eat everything!

An auction is taking place in the pet store - there is a sale of talking parrots. One of the buyers who bought the parrot asks the seller:
Does he really speak well?
- Still would! After all, he was always raising the price!

- Petya, what will you do if you are attacked by hooligans?
- I'm not afraid of them - I know judo, karate, aikedo and others scary words!

— Hello! Animal protecting community? In my yard, a postman sits on a tree and calls my poor dog names with various bad words!

The three bears return to their hut.
— Who touched my plate and ate my porridge?! Papa Bear growled.
Who touched my saucer and ate my porridge?! squeaked the little bear.
“Calm down,” said the mother bear. - There was no porridge: I didn’t cook it today!

One person caught a cold and decided to be treated by self-hypnosis. He stood in front of the mirror and began to suggest to himself:
- I won't sneeze, I won't sneeze, I won't sneeze... A-a-pchhi!!! It's not me, it's not me, it's not me...

“Mommy, why does daddy have so little hair on his head?”
- The fact is that our dad thinks a lot.
"Then why do you have such curly hair?"

- Dad, today the teacher told us about an insect that lives only one day. That's great!
Why is it "great"?
- Imagine, you can celebrate your birthday all your life!

One fisherman, a teacher by profession, caught a small catfish, admired it, and, throwing it back into the river, said:
“Go home and come tomorrow with your parents!”

Husband and wife came by car to visit. Leaving the car at the house, they tied the dog nearby and told her to guard the car. When they were about to return home in the evening, they saw that all the wheels had been removed from the car. And a note was attached to the car: "Do not scold the dog, it was barking!"

One Englishman went into a bar with a dog and said to the visitors:
- I bet that my talking dog will now read Hamlet's monologue "To be or not to be!"
Alas, he immediately lost the bet. Because the dog didn't say a single word.
Coming out of the bar, the owner began to shout at the dog:
- Are you completely stupid? I lost a thousand pounds because of you!
"You're stupid," said the dog. “Don’t you understand that tomorrow in the same bar we can win ten times more!”

- You have a strange dog - she sleeps all day. How can she guard the house?
- It's very simple: when someone else approaches the house, we wake her up, and she starts barking.

The wolf is going to eat the hare. Hare says:
- Let's agree. I will give you three riddles. If you don't guess them, then you will let me go.
- I agree.
— A pair of black, shiny, with laces.
The wolf is silent.
- It's a pair of shoes. Now the second riddle: four black, shiny, with laces.
The wolf is silent.
- Two pairs of boots. The third riddle is the most difficult: lives in a swamp, green, croaks, starts with "la", ends with "gushka".
The wolf shouts joyfully:
- Three pairs of boots!

Hanging on the ceiling the bats. All, as expected, heads down, and one - head up. Mice hanging in the neighborhood are talking:
Why is she hanging upside down?
And she does yoga!

The crow found a large piece of cheese. Then a fox suddenly jumped out from behind the bushes and gave the crow a slap on the back of the head. The cheese fell out, the fox immediately grabbed it and ran away.
Stunned crow with resentment says:
- Wow, the fable was reduced!

The out of breath director of the zoo comes running to the police station:
- For God's sake, help - an elephant ran away from us!
"Calm down, citizen," said the policeman. We'll find your elephant. Name special signs!

An owl flies and shouts:
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Suddenly he hit a pole:
- Wow!

A Japanese schoolboy enters a company store that sells watches.
— Do you have a reliable alarm clock?
“There is nowhere safer,” the seller answers. - First, the siren turns on, then the artillery salvo is heard, and a glass is poured on your face cold water. If that doesn't work, the alarm will ring the school and let you know you've got the flu!

Guide: - in front of you is a rare exhibit of our museum - a beautiful statue of a Greek warrior. Unfortunately, he is missing an arm and a leg, and his head is damaged in some places. The title is "Winner".
Visitor: Great! I'd like to see what's left of the vanquished!

A foreign tourist who has arrived in Paris addresses a Frenchman:
- I come here for the fifth time, and I see that nothing has changed!
– What needs to change? he asks.
Tourist (pointing to the Eiffel Tower):
- In the end, did they find oil here, or not?

One society lady Heine asked:
What do you need to do to learn to speak French?
- It's not difficult, - he answered, - just instead of German words, you need to use French.

In a history lesson at a French school:
Who was the father of Louis XVI?
— Louis XV.
- Good. What about Charles VII?
— Charles the Sixth.
What about Francis the First? Well, what are you silent?
“Francis… Zero!”

In history class, the teacher said:
Today we will repeat the old material. Natasha, ask Semyonov a question.
Natasha thought about it and asked:
What year was the War of 1812 in?
And everyone laughed.

Parents had no time, and Parent meeting grandfather went. He came to bad mood and immediately began to scold his grandson:
- Disgrace! It turns out that you have solid deuces in history! For example, I always had fives in this subject!
“Of course,” the grandson replied, “at the time when you were studying, the story was much shorter!

Baba Yaga asks Koshchei the Deathless:
How did you rest in new year holidays?
- He shot himself a couple of times, drowned himself three times, hanged himself once - in general, he had fun!

Winnie the Pooh congratulated the donkey on his birthday, and then says:
— Eeyore, you must be many years old?
- Why do you say that?
"Judging by your ears, you've been tugged at them a lot!"

The client enters the photo studio and asks the receptionist:
- I wonder why everyone is laughing in your photos?
— And you should have seen our photographer!

- What are you complaining about? the doctor asks the patient.
“You know, by the end of the day I just fall from fatigue.
— What do you do in the evenings?
- I play the violin.
- I recommend that music lessons be stopped immediately!
When the patient left, the nurse asked the doctor in surprise:
- Ivan Petrovich, what does music lessons have to do with it?
- Absolutely nothing. It's just that this woman lives on the floor above me, and we have disgusting soundproofing!

- Yesterday I pulled out a pike weighing twenty kilograms from the hole!
- Can't be!
- That's it, I thought that no one would believe me, so I released it back ...

The summer resident addresses the owner of the dacha:
Could you lower the room rate a little?
- Yes, what are you? With such a beautiful view birch grove!
“And if I promise you that I won’t look out the window?”

The millionaire shows his villa to the guest and says:
- And here I am going to build three pools: one with cold water, the second with warm water, and the third without water at all.
- Without water? the guest is surprised. - Why?
The thing is, some of my friends can't swim...

At an art exhibition, one visitor asks another:
Do you think this picture depicts a sunrise or a sunset?
Of course, sunset.
- Why do you think so?
— I know this artist. He doesn't wake up before noon.

Buyer: I would like to buy some book.
Seller: - Do you want something light?
Buyer: It doesn't matter, I'm in a car!

An unknown young man set a world record in the 100 meters. The journalist is interviewing him:
— How did you do it? Have you practiced a lot in any sports club?
- No, in the shooting range. I work there to change targets...

- I recently ran two kilometers in one minute at a school competition!
- You're lying! That's better than the world record!
Yes, but I know a shortcut!

Interesting, surprising and funny stories for elementary and middle school students school age. Interesting stories from school life

As I sat under the desk. Author: Viktor Golyavkin

As soon as the teacher turned to the blackboard, and I once - and under the desk. When the teacher notices that I have disappeared, he will be terribly surprised, probably.

I wonder what he'll think? He will start asking everyone where I have gone - that will be laughter! Half a lesson has already passed, and I'm still sitting. “When,” I think, “will he see that I am not in the class?” And it's hard to sit under the desk. My back even hurt. Try to sit like this! I coughed - no attention. I can't sit anymore. Moreover, Seryozhka keeps poking me in the back with his foot. I couldn't stand it. Didn't make it to the end of the lesson. I get out and say:

— Excuse me, Pyotr Petrovich...

The teacher asks:

- What's the matter? Do you want to board?

- No, excuse me, I was sitting under the desk ...

- Well, how is it comfortable to sit there, under the desk? You were very quiet today. That's the way it's always been in class.

Who is surprised. Author: Victor Golyavkin

Tanya is not surprised by anything. She always says: "That's not surprising!" Even if it's surprising. Yesterday, in front of everyone, I jumped over such a puddle ... No one could jump over, but I jumped over! Everyone was surprised, except Tanya.

“Think! So what? It's not surprising!"

I tried my best to surprise her. But he couldn't be surprised. No matter how much I tried.

I hit a sparrow from a slingshot.

He learned to walk on his hands, to whistle with one finger in his mouth.

She saw it all. But she wasn't surprised.

I tried my best. What I didn't do! He climbed trees, walked without a hat in winter ...

She wasn't surprised at all.

And one day I just went out into the yard with a book. Sat down on a bench. And began to read.

I didn't even see Tanya. And she says:

- Marvelous! That would not have thought! He reads!

Carousel in the head. Author: Victor Golyavkin

By the end school year I asked my father to buy me a two-wheeled bicycle, a battery-powered submachine gun, a battery-operated airplane, a flying helicopter, and table hockey.

“I really want to have these things!” - I said to my father. - They are constantly spinning in my head like a merry-go-round, and this makes my head spin so much that it is difficult to keep on my feet.

“Hold on,” said the father, “don’t fall and write all these things on a piece of paper for me so that I don’t forget.”

“But why write, they are already firmly in my head.

“Write,” said the father, “it doesn’t cost you anything.”

“In general, it’s worth nothing,” I said, “only an extra hassle.” And I wrote capital letters for the whole sheet:

WILISAPET

GUN-GUN

VIRTALET

Then I thought about it and decided to write “ice cream” again, went to the window, looked at the sign opposite and added:

ICE CREAM

Father read and says:

- I'll buy you ice cream for now, and wait for the rest.

I thought he had no time now, and I ask:

— Until what time?

- Until better times.

- Until what?

Until next year ends.

- Why?

- Yes, because the letters in your head are spinning like a carousel, this makes you dizzy, and the words are not on their feet.

It's like words have legs!

And I've already bought ice cream a hundred times.

Nikolai Nosov, a writer of bright humorous talent, believed that children begin to understand jokes very early, before the age of two, and that the violation of the order of things that they have just learned is funny. In general, Nosov's books, as a rule, have two addresses - a child and an educator. Nosov helps the educator to understand the motives and motivations of the child's actions, and therefore to find more subtle ways of influencing him. He brings up a child with laughter, and this, as you know, is a better educator than any edification.

In Nosov's humorous stories for younger schoolchildren and children preschool age funny - not in the circumstances, but in the characters, the comedy of which stems from the peculiarity of a boyish nature. Nosov's funny books tell about serious things, and children, perceiving the life experience of the heroes, will learn how difficult, but how good it is to be responsible for the task assigned.

Stories for children of preschool and primary school age, action-packed, dynamic, full of unexpected comic situations. The stories are full of lyricism and humor; The story is usually told in the first person.

Humorous situations help Nosov show the logic of the hero's thinking and behavior. “The real reason for the funny lies not in external circumstances, but is rooted in the people themselves, in human characters,” Nosov wrote.

The writer's insight into the psychology of the child is artistically authentic. His works reflect the peculiarities of children's perception. Laconic expressive dialogue, a comic situation help the author to describe the characters of the guys

Nosov in his stories knows how to talk with children, knows how to understand the innermost thoughts. Reading Nosov's stories, you see real guys in front of you - exactly the same as we meet in Everyday life, with their strengths and weaknesses, thoughtfulness and naivety. The writer boldly resorts in his work to fantasy, mischievous fiction. At the heart of each of his stories or novels is an incident that happened or could happen in life, describes the characters of the guys, which we often meet in the surrounding reality.

The strength of his stories and stories lies in the truthful, ingenuous display of a peculiar and cheerful childish character.

All the work of Nikolai Nosov is permeated with genuine, intelligent love for children. Whichever of Nosov's stories we begin to read, immediately, from the first page, we experience joy. And the more we read, the more fun it becomes.

In funny stories, there is always something that makes you think seriously. Think about how you need early years prepare yourself for independent living: learn to cook porridge, fry minnows in a pan, plant seedlings in the garden and repair the phone, light sparklers and follow the rules of the street. Everyone should know and be able to do this. These stories help to get rid of bad character traits - absent-mindedness, cowardice, excessive curiosity, rudeness and arrogance, laziness and indifference.

The writer teaches little children to think not only about themselves, but also about their comrades. Together with the heroes, we experience spiritual relief, great satisfaction. The writer is generally opposed to flaunting the moralizing thought of his work, and strives to write in such a way that the little reader himself draws a conclusion. Possessing a deep understanding of children, the writer never gives a fact in pure, without conjecture, without creative imagination. N.N. Nosov is an amazing children's writer. It is surprising and remarkable in that not only children receive a charge of extraordinary cheerfulness, vigor, a surge of strength, but adults immediately plunge into the atmosphere of childhood, remembering their "difficult" childhood problems.

The artistic word always more emotionally expresses the everyday problems faced by teachers, parents and children. It is much more effective than boring moralizing, instructions, explanations. And a lively discussion of Nosov's stories is not only an exciting journey along with the heroes of his books through the country of childhood, it is also an accumulation life experience, moral concepts what is "good", what is "bad", how to do the right thing, how to learn to be strong, courageous.

Reading Nosov's stories to children, you can have fun, laugh heartily, and draw important conclusions for yourself, do not forget that next to you are the same girls and boys, who do not always go smoothly and do well, that you can learn everything, you need to just keep your nose down and be able to be friends.

This is the moral and aesthetic side. social position children's writer, his worldview is reflected in his work. Internal organization a work addressed to children reflects the worldview of the author himself, his social, moral and aesthetic orientation in the world.

The story "The Living Hat" will always remain relevant. This hilarious story was a favorite of many in childhood. Why is it so well remembered by children? Yes, because “childish fears” haunt the child throughout his childhood: “What if this coat is alive and will grab me now?”, “What if the closet opens now and someone terrible comes out of it?”.

Such or other similar "horrors" often visit small children. And Nosov's story "The Living Hat" is, as it were, a guide for kids on how to overcome their fear. After reading this story, the child remembers it every time he is haunted by "invented" fears, and then he smiles, the fear goes away, he is bold and cheerful.

The power of life-affirmation is common feature children's literature. The very life-affirmation of childhood is optimistic. Small child I am sure that the world he came to was created for happiness, that this is a correct and lasting world. Such a feeling is the basis of the child's moral health and future ability for creative work.

A story about honesty - "Cucumbers" by N. Nosov. How many experiences Kotka got for the collective farm cucumbers! Not understanding what he did wrong, he rejoices, carrying cucumbers from the collective farm field home to his mother, not expecting her angry reaction: “Now bring them back!” And he is afraid of the watchman - they just managed to run away and be glad that he did not catch up - and here you have to go and voluntarily “surrender”. And it's already late - it's dark outside, it's scary. But on the other hand, when Kotka returned the cucumbers to the watchman, there was joy in his soul, and the way home was now pleasant for him, not terrible. Or has he become bolder, more confident in himself?

There are no "bad" stories in Nosov's stories. He builds his works in such a way that children do not notice that they are taught a polite, respectful attitude towards adults, they are taught to live in harmony and peace.

On the pages of Nosov's works, a lively dialogue sounds, conveying to everything that happens the hero - the boy, in his own way, often the attitude of the very directly illuminating certain artistically reliable events. This penetration into the psychology of the hero, who evaluates everything from his own, boyish point of view, creates not only a comical situation in Nosov’s stories, but also humorously colors the logic of the hero’s behavior, which sometimes contradicts the logic of adults or the logic of common sense.

If we recall the heroes of the story "Mishkin's porridge", "- Don't worry! I saw my mother cook. You will be full, you will not die of hunger. I will cook such porridge that you will lick your fingers! You just marvel at their independence and skill! Broke the stove. The bear poured cereal into the pan. I say:

More rash. I really want to eat!

He poured a full pan and poured water to the top.

Isn't there a lot of water? - I ask. - The mess will work.

It's okay, mom does it all the time. You just look after the stove, and I'll cook, be calm.

Well, I look behind the stove, put firewood, and Mishka cooks porridge, that is, does not cook, but sits and looks at the pan, she cooks herself.

Well, they couldn’t cook porridge, but after all, they melted the stove, they put firewood on it. They get water from the well - they drowned the bucket, it’s true, but they still got it with a mug, a pan. "Nonsense! I will bring it now. He took the matches, tied a rope to the bucket and went to the well. Returns in a minute.

Where is the water? - I ask.

Water... there, in the well.

I know what's in the well. Where is the bucket of water?

And a bucket, - he says, - in the well.

How - in the well?

Yes, in the well.

Missed?

Missed."

The minnows have been cleaned and, you see, they would have been fried if the oil had not burned. "We are freaks! Mishka says. - We have minnows!

I say:

There is no time now to mess around with minnows! Soon it will start to light up.

So we will not cook them, but fry them. It's fast - once, and it's ready.

Come on, - I say, - if quickly. And if it will be like porridge, then it’s better not to.

In a moment, you'll see."

And most importantly, found the right decision- they asked a neighbor to cook porridge, and for this they weeded her garden. "Mishka said:

Weeds are rubbish! Quite an easy task. Much easier than cooking porridge! Similarly, violent energy and fantasy, combined with an overestimation of their capabilities and a lack of life experience, often put kids in a ridiculous position, which is even more aggravated by the fact that failure does not discourage them, but, on the contrary, is usually a source of new fantasies and unexpected actions.

Nikolai Nikolaevich so skillfully hid behind the little heroes that it seemed as if they themselves, without any participation of the author, were talking about their lives, about sorrows, joys, problems and dreams. In the center of the works of N. Nosov are dreamers, fidgets, indefatigable inventors, who are often punished for their inventions. The most common life situations in Nosov's stories turn into unusually funny instructive stories.

Nosov's stories always include an educational element. There is it in a story about cucumbers stolen from a collective farm garden, and how Fedya Rybkin “forgot how to laugh in class” (“Blob”), and about the bad habit of learning lessons by turning on the radio (“Fedya’s task”). But even the most “moralistic stories” of the writer are interesting and close to children, because they help them understand the relationship between people.

The heroes of Nosov’s work are actively striving to learn about their surroundings: either they searched the entire yard, climbed all the sheds and attics (“Shurik at Grandfather’s”), then they worked all day - “they built a snow hill” (“On the hill”).

Nosov's boys carry all the features of a person: his integrity, excitement, spirituality, eternal desire, the habit of inventing, which in reality corresponds to the images of real guys.

The work of N. Nosov is diverse and versatile. Laughter is the main engine of his creativity. Unlike the vast majority of comedians, Nosov has established himself as a theoretician of the funny.

For N. Nosov, the discovery and explanation of the world to children is one of the most important artistic tasks.

One can talk about Nosov - a humorist, Nosov - a satirist for a long time: almost every line written by him is related to laughter.

Nosov's books are readily translated almost all over the world. Back in 1955, the UNESCO Courier magazine published data according to which Nosov was the third among the most translated Russian writers in the world - right after Gorky and Pushkin! In this sense, he is ahead of all children's writers.

The continuation of the traditions of Nosov's humorous stories can be seen in the works of such writers as V. Dragunsky, V. Medvedev and other modern writers.

List of contemporary books Russian writers. Books for children 7-10 and 10-14 years old

I don’t want to charm modern schoolchildren specifically: to find out what is fashionable now, to insert mentions of some things or cool words. I want to tell stories that happen with every generation, in every country and in every era. How to read to children - You have been writing children's books for 25 years. But parents complain that it is now difficult to captivate children with any kind of reading. - Children always read, but now it is really more difficult to get them interested in a book, because there are computer games, dozens of TV channels. But if it works out, they become real readers - the same as we were in our time. It is necessary to read to kids at night, my wife and I always told our children some ...

Create a tradition of oral history!

List of books for children who have passed to the second grade.

Discussion

Thanks for the list. We work according to the system Primary School 21st century, and everyone has already re-read what we were asked. We can’t tear ourselves away from books directly, let’s take note of new works.

I also constantly buy ozone))) I bought textbooks for my son for school.

3 bedtime stories for kids

Well, give up this desire, and you will get a bun or a gingerbread - whatever you want. Vasya thought: after all, I don’t have to study to read right now, I’ll still have time, but I want to eat a bun right now. And he says: - Okay, I refuse. Get Vasya your favorite bun with poppy seeds and chocolate icing and move on. In the country of sweet buns, everything is so interesting, beautiful: trees, flowers, playgrounds with swings, houses, slides, ladders. Vasya looked at everything, climbed everywhere. Wanted to eat again. Sees - another counter with sweets. He approached. The saleswoman asks: - Do you want a bun? - Want. I just don't have money. “And we don’t sell for money, but for skills. How is that for skills? - do not understand...

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The article is just SUPER!!! I am delighted! The main thing is very interesting and the child corrected himself, the fairy tale made him think and draw the right conclusions. Especially the fairy tale about Vika, I would also cry ... very instructive!

We had a dog - a black medium poodle Timofey. Ten years ago he died, but to great joy he left us pleasant memories of what he did when he was little.

Strangely enough, Nosov's book "Dunno and his friends", "Dunno in a sunny city" can be attributed to this genre, and "Dunno on the Moon" can be considered children's fantastic work. For younger students From the books of Russian authors, I like adventure children's tales by Sofya Prokofieva, Eduard Uspensky, fantastic stories and novels by Kir Bulychev. Boys of younger teenage years can be offered Tolkien's The Hobbit, after which (at a slightly older age) they can proceed to reading the world-famous Lord of the Rings trilogy by the same author. An important role in the...

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On the eve of the holidays in most schools, students are given very extensive lists of literature, which each of them must overcome by the beginning of the school year.
...Books about suffering and fortitude can support a child whose mental strength has been exhausted in the struggle with life's troubles (for example, problems with peers, the pain of first love, divorce of parents, etc.) Do not neglect "lightweight" literature. Lyrical "ladies' reading" develops a normal sensual femininity in girls. And entertaining and humorous stories help sick children come to terms with temporary inactivity. It is clear that there can be no talk of any universal advice. It's just that there are books that are the most optimal for reading in childhood: very light, simple and cheerful tales of Rodari, "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" Raspe and, oddly enough, the works of Hemingway, for all their complexity. Besides...

A very strange article. I did not like it, as, indeed, many who unsubscribed earlier ...

competition at school expressive reading prose work. I think in the direction of the humorous, because it is more interesting to listen to. The child is 7 years old. Tell me, who, besides Nosov (read out), has short stories? Thank you.

Hello, is this a lost and found office? asked a childish voice. - Yes baby. Have you lost something? - I lost my mother. She is not with you? - What is your mother like? - She is beautiful and kind. And she also loves cats. - Yes, just yesterday we found one mother, maybe it's yours. Where are you calling from? - From orphanage Number 3. - Okay, we'll send your mom to you in Orphanage. Wait. She entered his room, the most beautiful and kind, and in her hands was a real live cat. - Mother! The baby screamed and rushed towards her. He...

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And I cried so much. So all this is vital, true - this is how a child dreams, this is how, with maniacal persistence, we adopt.

Oh, and about me, no one called the heavenly office. Well, so that there is an ideal man, love, good luck, and most importantly - endless cash flow. And I did everything like in a fairy tale-e-e-e (I cry)

The topic of reading has been raised many times already, with different sides discussed. I will also do my part. I also have a child who can't read. But here it is necessary: ​​sunk into humorous books. Reads with pleasure and asks for more. funny stories, stories. Jokes come first. Even the problem of magazines discussed below is the following: we read mainly jokes and funny stories from them, and everything else, including comics, is simply a free supplement to these jokes. All in all, I'm glad...

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I also remembered: N. Dumbadze, "I, grandmother, Iliko and Illarion"

In the new season 2004-05 in the Central House of Artists on the literary subscription number 4 for young. schoolchildren, which is called "The Most Incredible", will read Dragoon's "Deniska's stories" and "Little Baba Yaga" by Preysler. Highly recommend. When the son hears
good works performed by professionals, he will want to read them all the more.
Or you can go further: buy subscription No. 3 "Through the pages of your favorite books". Although it is addressed to grades 5-7, we bought it :-)
Gogol "The Night Before Christmas", Seton-Thompson "Stories about Animals", Hugo "Les Misérables", Gauf "Dwarf Nose" will not leave anyone indifferent. Let the child first like these books, and then he will read them himself.

Girls, please advise for the competition, my son is 10 years old. I don’t like poetry myself and I don’t know which of the authors writes funny :(

The child will be auditioned theater school. You need to read the verse. In order not to be long, beautiful, interesting and memorable. adult level. Maybe one of your favorites?

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Vladimir Volkodav - Mute:

One day, on a fine May day,
A passer-by fell on the street,
Fell absurdly, right into the dirt,
Everyone was pointing fingers and laughing...

And floated past the face.
Grumbled - it is necessary to get so drunk!
And he - looked with a plea at everyone,
Trying to get up, and laughter and ... sin.

Mumbling obscure words...
Head covered in blood...
Mud flowed from the face,
Whispered around - "cattle", "scum" ...

And bypassed
Proud in my heart, I'm not like that!
And spitting in disgust
Fear of getting dirty in the mud.

Others - just hiding their eyes,
They walked past, they say they are in a hurry ...
Raise? ... God forbid!
He is like an animal, in the mud.
***
So hour after hour passed,
And now the sunset is over...
Deep at night, only a patrol,
I noticed a sack in a dirty puddle ...

Disdainfully kicked with a boot,
Get up, wino... the basement is your house.
Didn't notice the blue lips...
He did not answer ... he was - THE CORPSE ...

***
The gray-haired man was not drunk,
A sick heart was squeezed by a trap,
Fate grinning,
Pushed him straight into the dirt...

In vain, he tried to get up,
In vain, he tried to call
Crushed by pain, like a wall ...
But the trouble is… he was MUTE…
***
And maybe one of us
I've seen this more than once
A vile grin is melting,
Perhaps they will help ... but - not me ...

So who are we ... people ... or not?
Simple question - not an easy answer.
Loving the laws of the jungle
Where everyone is only for themselves.
***
Once upon a fine day in May
A passer-by fell on the street ...

To become a man, it is not enough for him to be born Mikhail Lvov

Have you noticed that many children really like different kind theatrics? In teaching reading, when the stage of reading individual words and phrases has already been completed, reading simple sentences not inspiring, and the texts are still difficult to read, short dialogues help a lot. They can be read by roles (with a teacher, with mom, with comrades in the training group), you can read alone different voices. We read both poetry and prose. Now, for example, I am making a book based on Suteev for reading - "The Mouse and ...

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Oleg Grigoriev.

I carried home
A bag of candy.
And then towards me
Neighbor.
Taken off beret:
- O! Hello!
What are you carrying?
- A bag of candy.
- How - candy?
Yes, candy.
- A compote?
- There is no compote.
- No compote
And it is not necessary…
Are they chocolate?
Yes, they are chocolate.
- Good,
I am very happy.
I love chocolate.
Give me candy.
- For candy.
- And that one, that one, that one...
The beauty! Delicious!
And this one, and that one...
No more?
- No more.
- Well hello.
- Well hello.
- Well hello.

L. Mironova
- Where is the apple, Andryusha?
- Apple? I've been eating for a long time.
- You haven't washed it, it seems.
- I cleaned his skin!
- Well done you have become!
- I've been like this for a long time.
- And where are the cleaning cases?
- Ah... cleaning... also ate.

S.V. Mikhalkov Kittens.
Our kittens were born -
There are exactly five of them.
We decided, we guessed:
How should we name kittens?
Finally we named them:
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE.

ONCE - the kitten is the whitest,
TWO - the kitten is the most daring,
THREE - the kitten is the smartest,
And FOUR is the noisiest.

FIVE - similar to THREE and TWO -
Same tail and head
The same spot on the back
He also sleeps all day in a basket.

We have good kittens -
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE!
Come visit us guys
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Sing, great! B. Zakhoder
- Hello, Vova!
- How are your lessons?
- Not ready...
You know, bad cat
Doesn't let you do it!
Just sat down at the table
I hear: "Meow ..." - "What came?
Leave! I scream at the cat. -
I'm already... unbearable!
You see, I'm busy with science,
So shove and don't meow!"
He then climbed into a chair,
He pretended to be asleep.
Well, he deftly pretended -
It's almost like he's sleeping! -
But you can't fool me...
“Oh, are you sleeping? Now you get up!
You are smart and I am smart!
Once by the tail!
- And he?
He scratched my hands
Pulled the tablecloth off the table
Spilled all the ink on the floor
All my notebooks smeared
And slipped out the window!
I'm ready to forgive the cat
I feel sorry for them, cats.
But why do they say
Like it's my own fault?
I openly told my mother:
“This is just slander!
Would you try it yourself
Hold the cat's tail!"

Fedul, what pouted his lips?
-Caftan burnt.
- You can sew.
- No needles.
-How big is the hole?
-One gate left.

I caught a bear!
- So bring it here!
-Does not go.
- So you go!
- He won't let me!

Where, Thomas, are you going?
Where are you driving?
- I'm going to mow hay,
What do you need hay for?
- Feed the cows.
- What about cows?
-Milk milk.
- Why milk?
- Feed the kids.

Hello kitty, how are you?
Why did you leave us?
- I can't live with you
Tail nowhere to put
Walk, yawn
Step on the tail. Meow!

V. Orlov
Theft.
- Kra! crow cries.
Theft! Guard! Robbery! The missing!
The thief sneaked in early in the morning!
He stole a penny from his pocket!
Pencil! Cardboard! Cork!
And a nice box!
- Stop, crow, shut up!
Shut up, don't scream!
You can not live without cheating!
You don't have a pocket!
- How? - jumped the crow
and blinked in surprise
Why didn't you say before?
Kar-r-raul! Kar-r-rman ukr-rali!

Who is first.

Who offended whom first?
- He me!
- No, he me!
Who hit whom first?
- He me!
- No, he me!
- Have you been friends like this before?
- I was friends.
- And I was friends.
What didn't you share?
- I forgot.
- And I forgot.

Fedya! Run to Aunt Olya,
Bring some salt.
- Salts?
- Salts.
- I am now.
- Oh, and Fedin's hour is long.
Well, it finally arrived!
Where did you run, tomboy?
- Met Mishka and Seryozhka.
- And then?
- They were looking for a cat.
- And then?
- Then they found it.
- And then?
- Let's go to the pond.
- And then?
- Catching a pike!
They barely pulled out the evil one!
- Pike?
- Pike.
- But wait, where is the salt?
- What kind of salt?

S.Ya. Marshak

Wolf and fox.

Gray wolf in dense forest
Met a red fox.

Lisaveta, hello!
- How are you, toothy?

Nothing is going on.
The head is still intact.

Where have you been?
- On the market.
- What did you buy?
- Pigs.

How much did they take?
- Wool tuft,

skinned
right side,
Tail bitten off in a fight!
- Who gnawed?
- Dogs!

Are you full, dear kumanek?
- Barely dragged his legs!

Everyone thank you very much for answers and for new ideas!

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