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Summer holidays are over. The teacher meets with his class again. Now is the time to discuss prospects and plans for the coming year. But how to raise the “fighting spirit” of children and create positive motivation? Write a prediction for each student in your class. Of course, all of them should be neutral (that is, suitable for everyone, regardless of gender and personal qualities) and optimistic (you can only inspire goodness with kindness). As philosophers say: "Thoughts are material." Even if the student laughs at his “prediction”, he will be at least pleased, and at the maximum, he will set a program for the future.
The period is very favorable for activities that will improve your personality and help you acquire new knowledge.

In this academic year, you will successfully complete all the tasks.

This school year you will meet new interesting people and make new friends.

A good time to start new creative projects.

You will be successful in matters that require responsibility, knowledge and leadership qualities.

Don't miss the chance to prove yourself.

Feel free to start learning new things.

This academic year will be full of discoveries and grandiose accomplishments.

Success in studies and creative affairs will help you realize yourself.

Do not refuse invitations to participate in events.

Plan your time correctly and then everything will be in time.

A good period - in the field of communication you will be a recognized authority.

Don't put off important issues.

Exciting discoveries and interesting acquaintances await you.

Your position in the field of study will be strengthened.

This academic year is extremely successful for spiritual activity, comprehension of the truth.

Your chance to turn dreams into reality.

This academic year is marked by inspiration for you. Go ahead.

You will have advantages in the field of study. Relationships with parents and friends will be strengthened.

You will understand the true value of patience and determination, which will help in strengthening your position.

You will find advantages in any kind of activity.

It's time to try your hand at new things.

Perseverance and diligence will be the key to personal prosperity.

You will come into contact with those who have the same goals as you, and you will be able to succeed.

Set your goals, put in your best efforts and this school year will be very favorable for you.

Yes, you are just lucky! This academic year will bring a sea of ​​positive and achievements.

You will be very busy this year, but the fruits of your activities will bring satisfaction and joy.

You will enjoy a pleasant company and learn a lot of new and interesting things.

The energy that overwhelms you will find its way out. This will positively affect your studies.

You will discover new sources of strength and inspiration in yourself.

You will learn to reach mutual understanding with yourself and others.

You will be filled with energy and you can count on success.

This year will be successful for academic and personal growth.

You will achieve amazing success in expanding your horizons.

Act wisely and success will be in your pocket.

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The graduates spend their last lesson with the class teacher, recalling their school years, cheerful and sad, filled with important events and happily carefree, thinking about what lies ahead for them and how serious the upcoming test of strength will be. We invite you to think in a joking way about who your students can become in the future.

(Students take it in turns to draw “forecast for the future” cards from the bag and give them to the teacher, who reads the text to the whole class.)

Look closely at this man! The president himself will very soon shake hands with him and hang a medal on his chest for his heroism and courage! It is this humble guy who is not afraid to risk his own life, putting the life of a weaker creature in the first place! Returning home in the evening, he will hear a plaintive squeal and, without hesitation, will rush to help! A little more and it would have been too late. Two ginger kittens ate too much milk, and their tummies ached. Our hero will give the little ones a heart massage and practically bring them back to life! Hooray!

Before us is a great director of our time! It is he who will screen the historical thriller "Teremok" and the detective story about Little Red Riding Hood. After watching his films, you will find out what made the Bear destroy Teremok, and how the Wolf came to eating modest grandmothers. And some time after his film debut, he will receive the highest award in the film industry - the Golden Jerboa. So now show him your acting talents, maybe he will shoot you in one of his future films!

Is it possible to find a more restless student! And all because it has a motor inside! Yes Yes! It's the motor! I present to you the future Formula 1 driver who will compete for the title of champion with Michael Schumacher himself! Didn't you see him running around the school corridors during recess? And every teacher passing by said: “Your energy should be used in the right thing!”. If only they knew that it was this irrepressible energy that would bring him victory in international competitions! True, after the finish line is crossed, he will not stop his racing car and will disappear in an unknown direction! And then several cars with flashing lights will come to the finish line, which will look a bit strange ... Nevertheless, we congratulate our future winner!

And this is the future great linguist. His aptitude for languages ​​manifested itself at school. He plagued foreign language teachers with strange questions and an exorbitant craving for everything unknown. Soon he will discover a unique language, which is used by only one person in the world so far - himself! And this is no coincidence: at school, many teachers did not understand what he was saying, and gave him poor grades. In fact, already then he was laying the foundations of his new, still unknown language. It remains a mystery with whom and how he will communicate in this language, but we still wish him good luck!

Comic predictions at school

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AT surveys to class teachers and fortune-telling:

Facilitator: A few years ago, you took on a big responsibility by becoming homeroom teachers of these classes.

What is your first impression of this class? Do you remember who surprised you the most? Pleased? And what.

Do you remember your feelings, thoughts, when you first entered this class?

- Did you immediately find an approach to them, or sometimes it was difficult?

- Over the years, you probably learned the list of children by heart. Who is on the list at number 6, 11, 21?

- Who was the smartest, spoiled?

Have you ever regretted that in our time corporal punishment (rods) is prohibited?

- Can you now act as an oracle and predict the fate of at least some of them?

Who do you think could become President in the future? Computer center manager? bank director? Ambassador to Uganda? Movie star.

Host: Let the graduates dream of the most cherished tonight, who knows, maybe comic predictions will push them to do serious things.

By tradition, the right of the first toast is given to the class teacher and let it be the answer to my question: what would you like to wish your students?

And now the guys can take part in fortune-telling, choose their own fate by drawing a ticket at random:

- You will be a great producer and replace Konstantin Ernst at his post.

- The biggest win in the "Russian Lotto" in the history of its existence awaits you.

- You will have the most friendly, strongest family.

- You will reach heights in a completely unfamiliar field of activity for you.

- Entrepreneurial talent will open in you and will bear corresponding fruits.

You will receive the highest education and become an indispensable specialist.

You will become the director of the school you graduated from today.

- You will be the best clown in Full House.

You will be wearing pink at the Oscars...

- Participation in a space flight as a tourist will not cost you so much.

- The organizing committee of the Miss Universe contest has already included you in the lists of candidates.

Dedicated to the upcoming Teacher's Day. Of course, you can congratulate the teacher simply by choosing the appropriate status, about teachers or school,

And you can learn everything about your teacher from a fun and instructive horoscope about teachers, make him a gift that will fully meet the character of your teacher. So,

Instructive and funny horoscope about teachers:

Teacher - Aries

In principle, the real Aries will not have the patience to work as a teacher at school for a long time. He has many ideas, but they need to be implemented immediately. He loves to organize competitions and believes that they will spark enthusiasm in children. Aries-teachers are sure that for a child, school and life outside its walls are equivalent. Be careful! Aries are easy to piss off. In anger, he is very noisy, but he will not hold evil. Aries don't like lies - tell them the truth. With Aries, many students will learn to react to everything quickly and most importantly correctly!

Teacher - Taurus

Do not overestimate the patience of Taurus - sooner or later it will end, and then there will be no trace of you. Taurus teachers are overly stubborn. Such a teacher will not deviate from the lesson plan for anything, it’s about the Taurus teacher that the phrase was invented that “the call is for the teacher, not for the students”! And by the way, always be ready for the lesson - a miracle will not happen. Taurus does not like lack of stability. Therefore, it is not even worth changing the place at the desks in his lessons. Taurus appreciates thoroughness - answer in detail at the blackboard, and write a long essay. Expect a lot of homework from Taurus. A nice feature of Taurus is his love for the holidays - he will support the organization of dances, a sweet table, etc.

Teacher - Gemini

Gemini teachers are teachers with a great sense of humor. The class will never get bored, and the losers will even be able to avoid the “deuces” if they fall under his humorous mood. But Gemini loves to give independent and control work without warning. But if you were called to the blackboard, try to talk to such a teacher. Gemini's desire to talk can be very distant from the topic of the lesson and from the question to you. If the Gemini teacher often cheated at school himself, then you definitely won’t get him in this business. Do not try to slip essays from the Internet. He will appreciate creative processing more.

Cancer Teacher

Communication with a Cancer teacher should be very careful - he is very touchy. If something offended him during the lesson, he can easily stop him and refuse to continue. Try asking him questions about the topic he has covered before. Cancers love to talk, and his students should like it too. Cancer teachers love that their speeches are not only attended to, observing silence, but also shared by their feelings and emotions. If you managed not to offend Cancer, he will be sweet and cheerful, show a high degree of affection as a family member. Just do not think that you can completely and easily cope with Cancer-teacher, no matter how it looks from the outside.

Leo teacher

Don't tease Leo-teacher! You can try to tame him. Deep down, he loves to please his students. If you consider him a beast - you will get such behavior, if you perceive him as a kitten - he will reflect his best features. Lions-teachers love typical pedagogical tricks: demand a diary, kick them out of the class, call their parents, etc. The favorite place in the school for Leo-teacher is the stage in the assembly hall. Ask Leo to organize a theater group and become its leader - he will be happy. If Leo left you for extra classes for poor progress, say that you really like his lessons, but you personally lack the ability to learn them. The one who obeys will not get to "lunch" with Leo. Do it differently - swallow it and not notice.

Virgo teacher

Never be late for a lesson with Virgo! Virgo teacher comes to school very early. Keep your study supplies, notebooks and textbooks clean and tidy. Virgo can't stand mess. Virgo remembers all the little things - always follow her instructions. Virgo has a passion for medicine, so she will not remain indifferent if your health is naughty. You can be released from classes and, in addition, given advice on recovery. And be sure that this teacher will call you back at home in the evening to inquire about your well-being.

Libra Teacher

Libra teachers can't stand the noise in the classroom. They are thrown off balance by harsh sounds. In such conditions, you will not wait for an intelligible answer from Libra. A Libra teacher can come to school on edge - praise his appearance. Libra-class teachers will not bother the class. They do not like to call their parents to school and will not get into conflicts between students. Sometimes they will take the class to concerts or to the theatre. If you have a conflicting conversation with a Libra teacher, put on something calm, including on your face.

Scorpio Teacher

Scorpio teacher is a teacher, not for the faint of heart. In his class, you need to do everything to the maximum. And his piercing gaze will subdue even the most violent! Scorpio may appear quiet and not sting first. But just one wrong move of yours, and the poison will fly into you without delay. Don't even try to argue with him. If the anger of a Scorpio teacher is inevitable, pretend that no one is there. At the same time, do not show that you are afraid of the Scorpio teacher. Hold on with dignity. Scorpio-teacher will have to prove his abilities every day. Only this guarantees you its location. Being a student of Scorpio means going through a school of survival in extreme situations.

Sagittarius Teacher

The Sagittarius teacher will often take his class on hikes. Yes, camping conditions are not sugar, but you will learn to play the guitar, make a fire and learn a lot of songs. Sagittarians tend to be straightforward. He will always say directly what he thinks of the student. Sagittarius comes to school to sow "reasonable, good, eternal." If the Sagittarius teacher is angry, create good “weather” for him in the classroom, with a Sagittarius teacher, study can come last, the main thing is the mood in the class!

Teacher - Capricorn

Never argue with a Capricorn teacher. He is always right, even when he is wrong. The older Capricorn, the stronger this quality. Nod and faithfully look into the eyes. If he says "We must!" - means it is necessary! Do not cry in front of him - you will not wait for pity. If you are at fault, do not make excuses, but ask for advice on how to fix it. A Capricorn teacher will always appreciate useful activities and discipline. For the favor of Capricorn, it does not hurt to give him a picture of nature or a photograph of distant countries on Teacher's Day and from time to time draw his attention to the gift, this will remind him that, in principle, you are a good student.

Aquarius Teacher

Aquarius, in principle, comes to work at school extremely rarely. He does not like routine, rules - everything that the school is filled with. He will be late for lessons, he will take a lesson with a change. But it is always fun with him - he will sing a song or do something else in the lesson. It is easy to communicate with such a teacher - he perceives students as equals. Students can become his friends, of which he already has so many. You can also communicate with an Aquarius teacher outside of class time. Students adore Aquarius teachers.

Teacher - Fish

The fish-teacher at school is very uncomfortable - you have to take care of him. He is very sensitive. And if such a teacher remains at school, it means that this is only because of a great love for the profession. The fish-teacher will not shout at the class if noise and din break out in it. He will just leave and enter only when the class calms down. And most likely, there will be resentment in him. But at the same time, such a teacher himself will always pity the student, if there is a reason. It's easy to pity this teacher - shed a tear.

A cheerful horoscope about teachers will help you better understand your teacher, and teachers will help you look at yourself from the outside.

Teacher's Day!

The script of the festive concert dedicated to Teacher's Day

Installation of the beginning school

1. Get ready! Let's start!

2. What?..

2. About what?..

1. How about what? What, you didn't know

Who filled this room?

Look at those faces!

After all, goodness flows from them!

2. And in the eyes - a cheerful light!

And there is no belt in the hands!

Yes, they are teachers!

You can't confuse them with anyone!

3. Teacher's Day today!

The most popular holiday!

This is the best holiday in the world

Those who give us wings!

From truths - "twice two - four"

We start flying!

4. We can become anyone -

Though - a banker, even a poet!

And teachers today

We thank you for this!

5. Like the warmest stove -

At the teacher's soul,

Straightening your shoulders behind the desk,

Babies are warming their souls.

6. They expect a miracle from the school!

Where can you get a miracle at school? -

From teachers' hearts!

Every teacher is a creator!

7. And when the kids grow up -

Go to third grade

More important than any mark -

Approval of your eyes!

8. And when they get really old -

Go to tenth grade

With brilliance they know and are able

All that you once gave

9. Get - again and again

Your wise love!

You - for everything for everything - thank you!

For patience! For work!

And because you are beautiful!

And for the gingerbread, and for the whip!

10. Thank you - again and again -

From all of us students!

Let's exclaim together - three or four:

"Long live the teacher!!!"

Girls dressed in gypsy costumes and a gypsy boy with a guitar appear.

We came to you today

To congratulate you

Teacher's day of the year

It happens only once!

A song of gypsies is performed (to the motive of a song from the movie “Ah, vaudeville, vaudeville”; the soundtrack of the song sounds.)

Fashion changes daily

Only at school there is no peace

Five lucky ticket.

Everyone is wondering about this

So as not to accidentally jump out of your mind

Carry cell phones for exams

And the problem is solved at that time.

Chorus:

Well, what can I say? -2p.

That's the way people are.

Wish to know - 2p.

They want to know what will happen.

In our school, everyone is guessing too,

How will the test pass soon?

All fives, fours will receive,

Or will the deuce swim into our class?

The teachers' council wonders about the problem

How to improve the learning process?

Will the check come today?

Will the teacher get stressed?

Fashion changes daily

Only at school there is no peace

How to get from a huge deck

Five lucky ticket.

The teachers will get to work.

Will swirl them with the flow of school affairs.

And they won't have time to find the minutes,

Tell fortunes on the deck now.

Chorus

1 c.- Hello!

A nomadic gypsy camp has come to you, a gypsy camp has come to you.

We brought congratulations and fun to you with us!

2 c. - Wai, wow, what a good one!

3 c. - Wow, what a beauty!

4 c. - Let's guess.(Approaches the director)

5 c. - Allow me your pen.

Let me guess your name...(Reads by hand) So... It looks like your name consists of 3 letters. Maybe Ira? Although no, this line on the hand shows that Irina is clearly here

6 c. - What do you understand? Let me take a look. Yes, it's not just Irina and also Andreevna

7 c. - But I don’t look in the eyes, I don’t stroke the pen, trust the cards, they will tell everything.(Teacher draws a card)

Life is full of surprises:

100 program TV,

600th Mercedes

And many more wonders!

1 c. - You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!

Run, hurry up quickly!

If you buy a bag of tickets,

Then you will benefit from lace shoes!

7 c. - I see you have a lot of work. Some books... Maybe a librarian? Although no, there are also notebooks appeared. So teacher. Yes! Teacher! Folders. Requests. Reports and much, much more, then director!

5 c. Do you want to say a congratulatory word?I heard that teachers have a holiday today.

Director's speech

Vedas 1 On a good and bright day in October
There were teachers in the hall.
This is your holiday, this is your hour!
And we sincerely congratulate all of you!

Vedas 2 We learn at school to appreciate kindness,
How to overcome rudeness and evil.
And how hard it is sometimes for you -
This we do not know with you.
How much patience, kindness and strength
The teacher invested in you and me!

№

Student 8.
On this wonderful October day
We confess our love to teachers.
The world is more beautiful and interesting with you,
You give your heart to us. Pupil 9 .
Thank you for being inquisitive at work,
That we, fidgets, are always patient.
For the fact that without us you could not live -
Thank you folks, thank you very much!
№ _________________________________

First high school student Our dear ones!

Second high school student: Favorite!

Third high school student: Dear!

Fourth high school student : Revered!

Fifth senior: Adored!

Enthusiastic high school student: (continues) Beloved, unforgettable, wrapped up, muzzled, stuffed...

First high school student (interrupts, covering the mouth of the Ecstatic with his hand) What are you carrying?(Strokes him on the head and explains to the audience) Totally stunned, poor thing. Started talking.

The student group continues:

First high school student Our dear teachers!

Second high school student: We love you!

Third high school student: We respect!

Fourth high school student : Honor!

First high school student We love it!

Enthusiastic high school student: (inspiredly continues) We admire, we admire, we admire, we marvel...

First high school student (interrupting) Maybe stop whining?

Enthusiastic high school student: (persistently and stubbornly) No-ma-eat!

A group of students (continue in turn

First high school student Yes! We understand how difficult it is for you!

Second high school student: With us, ne'er-do-wells!

Third high school student: Unassembled!

Fourth high school student : impolite!

First high school student Inattentive!

Enthusiastic high school student: (interrupts and continues one) Lazy, noisy, talkative, rabid ...

First high school student (indignantly) Well, tired!(Clamps the mouth of the Enthusiastic)

Enthusiastic high school student: (continues to shout something incomprehensible with his mouth shut) Po, ti, ka, lu, si...etc.(leave

№ _____________________________________

1. Happiness will come to you all in the house,
This year will be generous.

2. Fun, joy and smiles
Will give you a violin.

3. You need to start a dacha,
So as not to weave intrigues.

4. Get yourself a dog -
You will avoid intrigues and fights.

True, we speak the truth, it will certainly come true

№________________________________

Gypsy: Good day, gentlemen. I am a gypsy Aza,
I came to you here by order.Gild my pen, just don't be scared,
It’s better not to find Aza - don’t even try,
Give me your right hand, maybe your left hand,
I will always do everything for my friends for free!(refunds money)
You, my handsome, all your dreams will come true
And your heart will be filled with happiness!
2 - f. You will live well, bathe in luxury
3 - f. And I will tell you - smile, dear, because with your smile you are very beautiful.
4 - m.And I'll tell you - go for it! and you won’t miss, happiness is nearby - don’t yawn, you will soon encounter it.
5 - f.And I look into your eyes, I see good luck in them, because this time it cannot be otherwise.
6 - f.You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren, it will be fun then, and there will be no boredom.
7 - m.Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable, but luck awaits you, and love will come to you.
8 - f.There are three lines on the hand, with lily petals, this is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you already.

Gypsy: Here the mobile phone is ringing, urgently call,
I just don't get days off!
I move my hand, I shake my foot,
Well, you are good, clap your hands.
Ai na ne, na ne, na ne.
Oh romale, romale, Aza is leaving,
And he leaves his business card for you.
Oh, you are summer nights - lush flowering,
You call sometimes I will come to you then!
(An incendiary gypsy melody sounds, Aza dances,

№ ___________________________

One man was walking home.

Here he faced his fate.

Here's a gypsy on his way

Suddenly he goes and says at the same time:

Ai ne ne ne ne ne, Ai ne ne,

Give me your mene hand now.

Look, you have talent

You bought the guitar for a reason.

Well, if you say "no" again,

You will burn in hell on fire.

Gypsy: Well, did you discover a talent?

Host: Well, since there is nowhere to go, I opened it. What will we perform?

First Gypsy: Lambado.

The host starts playing.

Second Gypsy: No, it's pointless. Murka.

The host starts playing.

Third Gypsy: No, it's yesterday. Rock and roll come on.

№ ______________________________

Our teachers are dedicated people. I have the impression that they are constantly at school. You come to school in the morning - they are already there, you leave school - they are still there.

Presenter 1

What a huge heart you need to have To generously distribute it piece by piece to children day after day, year after year! And what a kind, patient and ageless soul should be.

Lead 2

Health to you! To hell with sickness!
Live a century without knowing tears,
And if it's hard all of a sudden,
We ask you not to hang your nose!

№ ______________________

1. Which student is without error,

Without a double? - What can I say?

But still your smiles

We remember and will appreciate.

2. And every kind word

Will remain in our hearts

And we are ready to bow

In deed, not in words

3. A smart, persistent teacher,

Choosing a difficult route ...

We swear by the last deuces,

That we respect your work.

4. We ourselves and our parents

Now we understand more clearly

How difficult is it for a teacher today

Handle your task.

5. Teacher - as if not fashionable.

Other professions honor...

Thanks for your noble

And hard work!

6. Harder than your work does not happen,

Reform will not make it easier,

Life itself makes us

For children, spare nothing.

7. In aviation, they strictly consider

How many hours did the pilot fly.

No one knows about education

How long did he stand at the blackboard?

8. How many notebooks checked at night,

How many plans for life wrote

How many times have you believed a person

And he punished himself for it.

9. We are familiar with your name from the cradle,

Both an adult and a small child know you,

No - you are not a hero, not an artist, not a ruler,

You are our hearts adored resident.

Our humble and beloved teacher.

10. Let the blue bird today, now

It will become a bird of happiness for you.

Music sounds, children give teachers blue birds (origami)

Performance of the song "Bird - happiness of tomorrow"

Celebrating holidays with a big company is fun and interesting. But only if the entertainment program is planned. Without it, the celebration will turn into a banal eating of food and empty talk. If you take on the organization of the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Decoration of the room, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, do not forget to prepare contests, games and quizzes. Guests will be completely delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.

crystal ball

Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include in the script of the evening the visit of a famous witch. In her role, you can act on your own or involve one of the invitees. Set up a speech beforehand and the show can begin.

A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, in verse they are best suited. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper with ordinary strong tea brewing or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious bundles in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that there are comic and funny people behind their backs. In the middle of the evening, the witch appears!

The fun begins

The sorceress is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, giving everyone a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Do you want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will appear behind your backs! Extract from them what was sent to you by higher powers!”

All come true

Guests can start popping balloons and taking out packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:

• soon you will meet love, you will marry again;
• as soon as you put on a red chignon, you will receive a million in a day;
• you will fly up the career ladder, you will quickly sit down with your boss;
• you will never go bald, your hair is kept by a lucky star;
• soon in your house you will hear a child's roar, laughter and trampling, and a pot, have fun soon, my friend;
• the miraculous balm will come across to you soon, you will be forever young, mischievous and groovy;
• wake up in the morning - under the window of a foreign car, you did not expect such a gift?

These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are perfect for colleagues. This number will be relevant at the corporate party for any holiday!

Gypsy motifs

There is a strong stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers. So we will not dispel it, but, on the contrary, we will beat a fun situation. For the holiday, the gypsy Aza will come to you directly from the camp, which goes into the sky! He will look for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it is very simple to make: you will need a colorful long skirt, a scarf on your head and more jewelry. Prepare in advance comic predictions, short and best suited. Write them down on sheets of paper and put them in a pretty box. The gypsy enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in her great-grandmother's house. She opened it and saw a note inside. She told that she should come to this house and distribute these sheets to those present.

Mysterious messages

The development of events can be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in verse or prose. A gypsy woman can call guests herself and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!

• I can see very clearly, you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
• A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
• A lot of money will fall on your head, and a friend will get rid of the disease.
• You will always have delicious food in the house.
• There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
• Exactly at night your happiness will come.
• Very, very soon, I see you at sea!

Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, youth and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!

All the best for children

If a children's holiday is planned in the house, be sure to prepare entertainment for the children. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games, contests, let the smart ones show off their intellect in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, let the guys have a good rest and refreshment, and you can start the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. For children, this will be an unusual and interesting surprise! They will gladly open the cherished notes and read the messages!

• very soon you will have new friends;
• in the shopping center you will buy just cool pants;
• when you hear a loud ringing, you get a new phone;
• you will get five fives, although you teach very poorly;
• they call, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
• soon everything will be cool, you will have a red dachshund;
• a neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
• in the coming month of October, luck itself will come to you;

Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.

School years

Not everyone likes to go to school, but, having matured, they remember these years and dream of returning to the past! Try to arrange parties, discos, competitions and games for the guys for every holiday. So the class will become more friendly, united. At any of the events, you can give children an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select the special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with a hidden meaning.

• Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will study only for five and attend all sections.
• This year you will find yourself, you will start writing books and poems.
• Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
• They will send you to the running competitions, you show yourself there properly.
• You need to start dancing, and pump your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
• You will sing like a nightingale, do not be too shy on stage!

The guys will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good, then it will definitely come true!

The voicing of such predictions pursues various goals. Often people get tired psychologically from reading boring, strict predictions for a month or a year. They strive to defuse the situation, that is, to get acquainted with more ridiculous, but instructive information. In this case, it is common for ordinary predictions to turn into a comic form, that is, information can be provided with humor, in the form of a cartoon, or real black humor. Getting acquainted with the contents of cool predictions, you can laugh heartily, adopt several warnings that help prevent problems in the near future. Reading comic predictions makes it possible to perceive harsh reality with ease, thanks to which a person learns to look at life much easier. Each of us chooses to believe him in such predictions, or to abstain. Although sometimes it is useful to reckon with such warnings.

Who uses funny predictions

Comic predictions tend to have not always strict background. They often just help lift the spirits. A person armed with them, in the shortest possible time, turns into the soul of the company and an enviable joker. It is customary to use them in the office at the workplace, at a party, and in any other place, but they should always be appropriate. Such predictions should not be regarded as serious things, as they are considered a form of entertainment. True, there are cases of the embodiment of funny predictions, invented to amuse, into reality. Funny predictions are often used on holidays - birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home celebrations.

What events are most suitable for the announcement of comic predictions

Funny and instructive predictions were born at weddings, the guests of which dress up as gypsies on the second day. In order to raise the festive spirit of passers-by, the gypsy woman predicts their future to the bride and groom in a comic form. Fun predictions eventually began to be used on other holidays. A prediction uttered to the hero of the day, in which humor is mixed with wishes of happiness, kindles the suit of fun, makes the guests laugh and pleases the hero of the occasion. Cool predictions are used at children's parties. In their form, they correspond to the children's theme.

Funny comic predictions in verse in one line

Wishes for the New Year