The most famous hero of Ryazanov. How do we remember director Eldar Ryazanov? "The Incredible Adventures of Italians in Russia"

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On November 18, the famous director Eldar Ryazanov would have turned 91 years old. Hundreds of millions of people love him for the films "Beware of the Car", "The Incredible Adventures of the Italians", "Forgotten Melody for Flute", and the screening of "Irony of Fate" on the eve of New Year's Eve has become a tradition for many years. On the eve of the director's birthday, the Inter TV channel will show 4 films made by Ryazanov. On November 17, at 8.45, watch "Hussar Ballad", at 10.45 - the film "Girl of Address Bases", at 12.30 - "Give a Book of Complaints", and at 14.10 - "Beware of the Car".

We have collected the brightest quotes from Eldar Ryazanov and the heroes of his films.

The truth of life of Eldar Ryazanov and his heroes: the best quotes © Inter press service

Eldar Ryazanov's rules of life:

• Where there is humor, there is truth.
• There are no unimportant periods in life.
• Those who constantly scold our generation seem to have forgotten who raised it.
• Children cannot be a bargaining chip for politicians.
• When timid people lose their temper, they should beware.
• To know everything, it is enough to tell someone to one.
• People are divided into those who survive until retirement, and the rest.
• There are things that should not bring monetary profit. Because they bring other profit - not material, but spiritual. It cannot be measured by money.
• I look with despair at how such concepts as the artistic image, idea, sympathy, mercy, spirituality leave our cinema. And having evaporated from the cinema, they also leave the consciousness of people.
• What touched me in the fifties, sixties, seventies and eighties also touched a huge number of people, most of them. Today there are fewer and fewer people like me. Fellini in the eighties said: "My audience is already dead." This is the terrible truth.

The truth of life of Eldar Ryazanov and his heroes: the best quotes © Inter press service

Rules for the life of Ryazanov's heroes:

• I myself don’t like to joke, and I won’t let people.
• We will not take Baba Yaga from outside - we will educate in our team.
• Comrades! Have a fun setting to welcome the new year! We must spend our New Year's Eve in such a way that no one can say anything.
• If a person is morally decomposed, this should be said directly, and not laughed at, you understand. ("Carnival Night")
• What a filthy fish of yours!
• You can't be offended by the truth, even if it's bitter. ("The Irony of Fate")

The truth of life of Eldar Ryazanov and his heroes: the best quotes © Inter press service

• Stop! Don't raise your hands! You won't wash them off for the rest of your life!
• If a woman with such external data is fighting for the truth, she is probably not married. ("Garage")
• One hundred grams is not a stopcran: if you pull, you won't stop! ("Station for two").

The truth of life of Eldar Ryazanov and his heroes: the best quotes © Inter press service

Chest forward!

Breast? You flatter me, Vera.

You are all flattered!

• Quiet around, only the badger does not sleep. He hung his ears on branches and quietly dances around.

But what about the circus?

The circus is enough for me in life.

Not only are you a liar, a coward and impudent, you are also a fighter!

Yes, I'm a tough nut!

("Love affair at work")

The truth of life of Eldar Ryazanov and his heroes: the best quotes © Inter press service

• Marry an orphan.
• You will be served, but you do not steal!
• Man, like no other living being, likes to create additional difficulties for himself.
• Listen, I've done well. I have to put myself in a horizontal position. ("Watch out for the car")

Eldar Ryazanov Photo: Instagram

Film director Eldar Ryazanov died in Moscow at the age of 89. He has about 30 films to his credit, among them such well-known ones as "Beware of the Car", "The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath", "Office Romance", "Garage", etc.

"Irony of Fate or Enjoy Your Bath!" - one of the most popular Soviet films. With "The Irony of Fate" in the work of Ryazanov, a period of films began, in which the comic and the serious are combined, which approach melodrama and even tragicomedy. The film was shot in February-March 1975 and there was practically no snow. Cotton balls from pharmacies, finely cut paper and other materials were used as snow. According to the film, Nadya is a teacher of the Russian language, but instead of saying "I forgot to put on a festive dress," she says, "I forgot to put on a festive dress."

"Carnival Night" is the first film by Eldar Ryazanov, a film released on the wide screen of cinemas, and the second role of Lyudmila Gurchenko (after her debut in the film "The Road of Truth"). The film became the leader of the Soviet film distribution in 1956 with a total of 48.64 million tickets sold. By a tragic coincidence, the performer of one of the main roles in one of the most "New Year's" films, Yuri Belov, died on New Year's Eve - December 31, 1991.

"The Hussar Ballad" is a Soviet feature film-comedy, staged at the Moscow Order of Lenin film studio "Mosfilm" in 1962 by Eldar Ryazanov based on the play "A long time ago" by Alexander Gladkov. Film debut of actress Larisa Golubkina. The film was shot specifically for the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Borodino. On the set of the film, a small part of the costumes sewn for "War and Peace" was used.

Beware of the Car is a Soviet feature film directed by Eldar Ryazanov at the Mosfilm studio in 1966. The lyrical comedy was the first collaboration between Eldar Ryazanov and screenwriter Emil Braginsky. As the director later recalled, the plot was based on a "wandering legend" of those years - about a man who stole cars from people living on unearned income (bribe takers, speculators, embezzlers of socialist property, etc.), sold them, and transferred money to orphanages. Ryazanov and Braginsky heard this story in different cities - in Moscow, Leningrad, Odessa; wanting to hear it first hand, they turned to various law enforcement agencies, but it turned out that the story was entirely fictional: "It's just that the people invented the legend of the modern noble robber - Robin Hood, in which he wished it was true."

"The Incredible Adventures of Italians in Russia" is a joint Soviet-Italian comedy-adventure film in the buffoonery genre, filmed in 1973 by directors Eldar Ryazanov and Franco Prosperi. After the adoption of the "Law on Information", it received a rating of 12+ (for viewers who have reached the age of 12). In the USSR, the film was watched by about 50 million viewers in the first year of distribution. For filming the explosion of a gas station, artist Mikhail Bogdanov erected a gas station that was no different from the real one. As a result, many cars drove up to refuel.

Office Romance is a Soviet feature film, a lyrical tragicomedy in two episodes directed by Eldar Ryazanov. The actors for the film were selected very quickly, since Ryazanov had some kind of "reserves" after screen tests in his other films: Svetlana Nemolyaeva auditioned for the role of Nadia in the film "The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!", in which they were among the contenders for the roles of Oleg Basilashvili (was supposed to play Ippolit, but on the eve of filming his father died) and Alisa Freindlikh (who also auditioned in Ryazanov's films "Hussar Ballad" and "Zigzag of Fortune"). The appearance of Andrey Myagkov and Leah Akhedzhakova in "Office Romance" is also connected with the "Irony of Fate". According to Ryazanov, the scene of Kalugina and Novoseltsev's "romantic feast" at her house is an exceptional improvisation of these two actors, played at the highest level. Also improvised was the scene of Novoseltsev's address with a "rationalization proposal" to Kalugina, at a celebration at Samokhvalov's.

"Give me a plaintive book" is a Soviet feature film produced at the Mosfilm studio in 1964. The famous trio of actors participate in the film: Vitsin, Nikulin, Morgunov. They play shop workers who like to drink and misbehave (Coward, Dunce and Seasoned). And all this happens to them in the Dandelion restaurant. In the film, the characters sing the song "Come out, Tatiana ..." to the tune of the Mexican song "Cielito Lindo".

Station for Two is a 1982 Soviet melodramatic film directed by Eldar Ryazanov. The main roles were played by Oleg Basilashvili and Lyudmila Gurchenko. Participated in the official competition program of the 1983 Cannes Film Festival. The final scene was filmed first, where the main characters run across the field towards the colony. According to Lyudmila Gurchenko, the shooting took place "somewhere in Lyubertsy" in 28-degree frost. The film uses fragments of the songs "Apple Trees in Bloom" by E. Martynov, "Farewell" by A. Celentano, "Old Clock" by R. Pauls, "Moscow - Odessa" by V. Vysotsky with the "Melody" ensemble conducted by G. Garanyan and others.

"Cruel Romance" is a 1984 Soviet feature film directed by Eldar Ryazanov and based on Alexander Ostrovsky's play "The Dowry". The third Soviet adaptation of the play. The main role was played by Larisa Guzeeva, for whom this film was her film debut. "Cruel Romance" is an attempt by Eldar Ryazanov to go beyond the comedy genre. Despite the success of the audience, the film provoked an angry response from literary and theatrically oriented critics, who accused its creators of vulgarizing the original play and mocking Russian classics.

As a child, Ryazanov wanted to become a sailor - to travel to distant exotic countries, and then describe his adventures in books. He even submitted documents to the Odessa Naval School, but did not wait for an answer (there was a war on). Then the young man entered VGIK, graduated with honors and began working in cinema. And dreams of literature eventually came true: the artist published several books - stories, reflections, memoirs, collections of poems.

But fame and love of the audience Eldar Ryazanov brought his paintings.

"Beware of the Car" (1966)

The comedy was the first collaboration between Eldar Ryazanov and the playwright Emil Braginsky. The scenario was based on the folk myth about the “Soviet Robin Hood”, who stole cars from “living on unearned expenses”, sold them, and gave all the proceeds to orphanages. As the director himself said, he and Braginsky really wanted to get to know this hero, tried to find him, applied to the police with requests. But, as it turned out, the real Detochkin simply did not exist.

In 2012, in Samara, in the homeland of Ryazanov, a monument to Yuri Detochkin, an implacable fighter for justice, was unveiled.

Photo: Frame from the film "Beware of the car"

"Old Robbers" (1971)

This Soviet film masterpiece was also created by Eldar Ryazanov and Emil Braginsky. In the center of the plot is a couple of middle-aged, but very active old men: investigator Myachikov ( Yury Nikulin), who they want to retire (for 2 months he did not solve a single case), and his friend, engineer Vorobyov ( Evgeny Evstigneev). The adventurers decide to arrange the crime of the century, and then solve it themselves so that Myachikov is left at work.

Photo: Frame from the movie "The Old Men-Robbers"

"Irony of Fate or Enjoy Your Bath!" (1975)

For the first time, a two-part feature film was shown on January 1, 1976, and over time, a good tradition has developed to broadcast a comedy on New Year's days.

The play about the “drunken adventures” of Zhenya Lukashin was written by Braginsky and Ryazanov back in 1969 - by the time it was filmed, the play was already running in several theaters. But it was the film that brought a resounding success to the authors - for it the director, screenwriter, composer Mikael Tariverdiev and the performers of the main roles - Andrey Myagkov and Barbara Brylska- were awarded the State Prize of the USSR.

Photo: Shot from the film "The Irony of Fate or Enjoy Your Bath!"

Office Romance (1977)

The comedy was filmed in 1977, and in 1978 became the leader of the Soviet film distribution, it was watched by over 58 million viewers.

First, there was a play about the relationship between the 40-year-old shy Novoseltsev and the “mymra” Kalugina, his strict boss - “Co-workers”. The performance of the same name was in theaters with such success that the authors (Ryazanov and Braginsky) decided to make a movie - and this is how Office Romance appeared.

Photo: Frame from the film "Office Romance"

"Cruel Romance" (1984)

The feature film became the second film adaptation of Ostrovsky's "Dowry" in the USSR, and the Soviet Screen magazine named it the best film of the year in 1984.

Critics assessed the work of Ryazanov in different ways. Someone was dissatisfied with the acting of the young Larisa Guzeeva (who made her debut in the film), and Evgeny Danilovich Surkov, who published an article in Literaturnaya Gazeta, was outraged that the main character “sang, danced with the guests, and then went to Paratov’s cabin and gave herself to him.

The director in his next film (“Forgotten Melody for the Flute”) answered film critics - the name of the negative heroine of Ryazanov, Evgenia Danilovna Surova, is very consonant with the name of the offender.

Photo: Frame from the film "Cruel Romance"

Eldar Ryazanov died in Moscow at the age of 89. The director left behind about 30 films, each of which became a hit in the Soviet and Russian film distribution. Many of Ryazanov's paintings were quoted, his films, shot more than 40 years ago, are still watched in one breath and it can be said with full confidence that there is no viewer in Russia who would not know the name of this director ...

Ryazanov himself spoke modestly about himself: “ I never felt like a classic - neither cinema nor literature", - said the People's Artist of the USSR.

Musical comedy "Carnival Night", released in wide release in 1956, is considered the first feature film by Eldar Ryazanov.

Despite the skepticism of the artistic council, which called the rough material filmed by the director “boring and mediocre”, the picture was an incredible success with the audience at that time: over 48 million tickets were sold for it. The young actress Lyudmila Gurchenko, who played one of the main roles in Carnival Night, became a star overnight, according to critics.

Movie "Hussar ballad", one of the main characters of which was the famous lieutenant Rzhevsky (the role of Yuri Yakovlev), was filmed for the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Borodino, and its premiere took place in Moscow at the Rossiya cinema on September 7, 1962.

Svetlana Nemolyaeva and Alisa Freindlikh also auditioned for the role of Shurochka Azarova, which was brilliantly played by Larisa Golubkina (it was her film debut).

In 1966, the audience was presented with a lyrical comedy by Eldar Ryazanov "Watch out for the car", which he shot based on the story of Emil Braginsky.

According to the director's memoirs, the plot was based on the legend, popular in those years, about the "people's Robin Hood", who stole and sold cars of "robbers of socialist property", and transferred money to orphanages.

As Ryazanov and Braginsky later found out, the story of the noble kidnapper turned out to be completely fictional.

“This guy raised his hand to the most sacred thing we have - the Constitution!” says one of the characters in the film.

In the Italian version of the comedy " Incredible adventures of Italians in Russia“, filmed in 1973 by Eldar Ryazanov and Franco Prosperi, was called “One crazy, crazy, crazy race in Russia” - Una matta, matta, matta corsa in Rusia.

They say that the producer Dino di Laurentiis, having initially read the script written by the Ryazanov-Braginsky duet, declared it complete nonsense that the Italian audience would not watch.

At the request of di Laurentiis, Ryazanov rewrote the script, turning it into a chase film with a variety of stunts and scenes with a live lion.

Ryazanov liked to play episodic roles in his films. In Incredible Adventures, he appeared in the film in the form of a doctor on the wing of an airplane that was breaking ice from an icy mafioso.

Movie dialogue:

- Don't you know that I am Russian by origin - Yes?

- Isn't it noticeable?

- Very noticeable! You have a wonderful Ukrainian accent!

"Irony of Fate or Enjoy Your Bath"(1975) is still considered one of the most popular Soviet films and is traditionally shown on Russian television around the New Year.

The film is based on the play “Enjoy Your Bath! or Once Upon a New Year's Eve ”, which was written in 1969 and by the time the picture was released, it was in various theaters.

The Polish actress Barbara Brylska, who played one of the main roles, was dubbed by Valentina Talyzina, but her name is not in the credits, as well as indications that the songs for the heroes of Brylskaya and Myagkov were performed by Alla Pugacheva and Sergey Nikitin.

Eldar Ryazanov himself played in the film a passenger on an airplane, on whom the sleeping Lukashin constantly falls.

Movie dialogue:

- No, I'm serious. It is especially difficult for us to have our own opinion. What if it's wrong? Doctors' mistakes cost people dearly. - Yes ... Teachers' mistakes are less noticeable, but in the end they cost people no less dearly.

Movie "Love affair at work", released in 1977, was an adaptation of the play Colleagues, written in 1971 by Eldar Ryazanov and Emil Braginsky.

The words to the famous song “Nature has no bad weather” to the music of Andrei Petrov were written by Ryazanov himself.

During the filming of Office Romance, Andrey Myagkov himself performed the songs (Sergey Nikitin sang for him in The Irony of Fate).

“If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we work,” says the protagonist of the film, Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev.

In film "Garage"(1979), based on real events, Ryazanov did not betray himself and again starred in a cameo role. The hero of Ryazanov is the head of the insect department, who overslept the entire meeting of the cooperative, leaning on a stuffed hippopotamus.

"Garage", released in 1979, tells the story of a meeting of a garage cooperative, at which it is necessary to decide which of those present should be deprived of the garage. The action takes place in the USSR in the late 1970s at the fictional Research Institute for the Protection of Animals from the Environment.

Movie quotes:

- The crane driver was paid a bonus, which was carried out strictly according to the estimate as the payment of a day watchman. The day watchman was paid on a budget like asphalt laying, and the asphalt work was paid on a budget like landscaping work.

What are you doing, graduate student? You study the silvery crane, and, by the way, it nests abroad ... This crane in the sky is not our bird at all.

– The Silver Crane is a dark bird. She does not read newspapers and therefore has no idea whether she is ours or capitalist.

Lead roles in the film “Station for two” played by Oleg Basilashvili and Lyudmila Gurchenko.

The picture participated in the official competition program of the 1983 Cannes Film Festival.

"Cruel romance" filmed in 1984 based on the play by Alexander Ostrovsky "Dowry". For Larisa Guzeeva, the role of Larisa Ogudalova became a film debut.

“Forgotten melody for flute”, released in 1987, is based on the play "An Immoral Story", which Ryazanov wrote in collaboration with Braginsky. The main roles were played by Leonid Filatov, Tatyana Dogileva and Irina Kupchenko in the lead roles.

Movie dialogue:

– I don’t have any ham, sorry. What else did you deceive me with?

- Oh, there is just caviar! Zucchini!

Ryazanov about himself:

“I believe that a person should always remain himself and do what he sees fit. I have been in and out of fashion many times, but I have never done anything to be fashionable. Sometimes I was fashionable, sometimes I was not fashionable, then I became fashionable again. Every person should express himself if he has something to express“.

“I can say one thing about myself - I have always made films that I myself, as a viewer, would like to see. When I saw such a picture made by another, I always regretted that it was not me who put it on.', Ryazanov said several years ago.

From repression to comedy: Ryazanov's long life

The future director was born on November 19, 1927 in Kuibyshev (now Samara). The parents of Ryazanov's mother, nee Sophia Shusterman, lived there. Alexander Ryazanov and his wife worked at the Soviet trade mission in Tehran. There Ryazanov spent the first years of his life.

However, already in the 1930s, the father of the future director received a distribution in Moscow, where he moved with his family. Shortly after moving to Moscow, the director's father and mother separated. Subsequently, the father started a new family. In 1938, Alexander Ryazanov was repressed; in total, he served more than 17 years in prison.

Eldar was raised by her mother and then by her stepfather.

The teenage years of the director fell on the Great Patriotic War. By the time he started, he was only 14 years old.

In various biographies, Ryazanov's love for reading is noted. For example, in order to go to the library, in the third grade he forged a certificate, posing as a fifth grader.

First works

After school, Ryazanov enters VGIK, and he was able to get into the workshop of the then-famous director Grigory Kozintsev, who made The Overcoat, New Babylon, Hamlet and other films.

Ryazanov also studied with another famous director, Sergei Eisenstein. He talked a lot with him, went to visit him.

In 1950, Ryazanov graduated from VGIK. His graduation work was the documentary "They study in Moscow" in collaboration with classmate Zoya Fomina. She became the first wife of the director, but this marriage broke up. In this marriage, a daughter, Olga, was born.

Immediately after the institute, Ryazanov got a job at the Central Documentary Film Studio. There he filmed stories for the newsreels "Pioneer", "Soviet Sport" and "News of the Day".

Only five years later, Ryazanov left to work for Mosfilm. His first major work at Mosfilm was the wide-screen concert film Spring Voices, which he directed together with Sergei Gurov.

The head of the studio, Ivan Pyryev, closely followed Ryazanov's work. He persuaded his subordinate to make the film "Carnival Night", which became Ryazanov's debut in feature films. The film became the highest-grossing film of 1956. He also made famous the young actress Lyudmila Gurchenko. And Ryazanov himself turned into a star, whose work the entire USSR began to follow.

After Carnival Night, many comedies by Ryazanov followed, which also turned out to be successful. In 1958, The Girl Without an Address was released, in 1961, The Man from Nowhere, and a year later, the famous Hussar Ballad. In the filming of the “Hussar Ballad”, Ryazanov was again helped by Pyriev, who persuaded Yuri Yakovlev to star in the film. The director himself had to convince the film authorities that the film was romanticizing Russian history.

At Mosfilm, Ryazanov also met his second wife, Nina Skuybina, who worked there as an editor. He lived with her until her death in 1994.

Literary creativity

Ryazanov's childhood dream of a writing career also came true. In the 1960s, he began to actively collaborate with screenwriter Emil Braginsky. It was in collaboration with him that the scripts for many of Ryazanov's famous works were written.

The first joint film between Ryazanov and Braginsky was the film “Beware of the car”, which was released in 1966. The film is based on the story of the Soviet "Robin Hood", who stole the cars of the plunderers of state property. In the end, the story turned out to be fictional. But Braginsky and Ryazanov were able to prescribe all the plot twists, dialogues and re-drinking of the characters' characters so that the viewer would believe in them.

Ryazanov and Braginsky built on the success of many other films. They co-authored the scripts for such films as “Zigzag of Fortune”, “Office Romance”, “Old Robbers”, “The Incredible Adventures of Italians in Russia”, “Station for Two”, “Garage” and “Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath”. !”.

In 1977, Ryazanov's books "The Sad Face of Comedy" and "These Non-Serious, Non-Serious Films" were published. Prior to this, “Zigzag of Fortune” was also published in the form of a book.

mature years

Gradually, a circle of like-minded people begins to form around Ryazanov, which includes famous actors of the Soviet era: Yuri Yakovlev, Andrei Mironov, Evgeny Evstigneev, Valentina Talyzina, Liya Akhedzhakova, Andrei Myagkov, Oleg Basilashvili and others.

In the 1970s and 1980s, Ryazanov worked a lot on television. He led the program "Kinopanorama", and also created author's television programs, among which were, for example, "Parisian secrets of Eldar Ryazanov" and "Conversations in the fresh air."

In addition, he taught at the Higher Courses for Directors and Screenwriters.

In 1991, the tragicomedy "Promised Heaven" was released, and then staged according to his own play "Prediction". In 2000, Ryazanov filmed the tragicomedy "Old Nags".

The last films of the director were the fairy tale “Andersen. Life Without Love” and “Carnival Night – 2”.

Ryazanov was also the president of the Nika Russian Academy of Cinematographic Arts, as well as the founder of the Eldar Ryazanov film club.

Ryazanov made about 30 films and received many prizes and awards.

He was married for the third time to film editor Emma Abaidullina.

On November 18, the famous director Eldar Ryazanov would have turned 91 years old. Hundreds of millions of people love him for the films "Beware of the Car", "The Incredible Adventures of Italians", "Forgotten Melody for Flute", and the screening of "Irony of Fate" on the eve of New Year's Eve has become a tradition for many years. On the eve of the director's birthday, the Inter TV channel will show 4 films made by Ryazanov.

On November 17, at 8.45, watch “The Hussar Ballad”, at 10.45 — the film “The Girl of the Bases of the Address”, at 12.30 — “Give the Complaint Book”, and at 14.10 — “Beware of the Car”.

We have collected the brightest quotes from Eldar Ryazanov and the heroes of his films.

Eldar Ryazanov's rules of life

Where there is humor, there is truth.
There are no unimportant periods in life.
“Those who constantly scold our generation seem to have forgotten who raised it.
“Children cannot be a bargaining chip for politicians.
- When timid people lose their temper, they should beware.
- To know everything, it is enough to tell someone alone.
“People are divided into those who survive until retirement, and the rest.
- There are things that should not bring monetary profit. Because they bring other profit - not material, but spiritual. It cannot be measured by money.
- I look with despair at how such concepts as the artistic image, idea, sympathy, mercy, spirituality leave our cinema. And having evaporated from the cinema, they also leave the consciousness of people.
- What touched me in the fifties, sixties, seventies and eighties - the same touched a huge number of people, most. Today there are fewer and fewer people like me. Fellini in the eighties said: "My audience is already dead." This is the terrible truth.

Rules for the life of Ryazanov's heroes

- I myself don’t like to joke, and I won’t let people
- We will not take Baba Yaga from outside - we will educate in our team
— Comrades! Have a fun setting to welcome the new year! We must spend our New Year's Eve in such a way that no one can say anything.
- If a person is morally corrupted, you should say it directly, and not laugh, you understand.
("Carnival Night")

- What a disgusting thing this your aspic fish!
You can't be offended by the truth, even if it's bitter.
("The Irony of Fate")

- Stop! Don't raise your hands! You won't wash them off for the rest of your life!
- If a woman with such external data is fighting for the truth, she is probably not married.
("Garage")

- One hundred grams is not a stopcock: if you pull it, you won't stop!
("Station for two")
- Chest forward!
- Breast? You flatter me, Vera.
- Everyone flatters you!

Quiet around, only the badger does not sleep.
He hung his ears on branches and quietly dances around.

- What about the circus?
- The circus is enough for me in life.

- Not only are you a liar, a coward and impudent, you are also a fighter!
Yes, I'm a tough nut!
("Love affair at work")

- Marry an orphan.
“They will put you in, but don’t steal!”
- Man, like no other living being, loves to create additional difficulties for himself.
“Listen, I got really good. I have to put myself in a horizontal position
("Watch out for the car")