Comic medals for the new year for a corporate party. Comic nominations for the new year

Any corporate event is always a great occasion to gather in one place with your entire work team. And, of course, in order for the evening to be a success, it is best to come up with funny contests with incentive prizes and comic nominations. As a rule, the names of the nomination are directly related to the theme of the event, for example, from February 23. About what names of nominations to come up with for men, we will tell in this article.

What do the names of the nominations depend on?

As we have already said, the names of the comic nominations directly depend on the theme of the party. Also, the names of awards can be influenced by the gender of the nominees nominated for the award. In our case, we agreed that all titles would be for men. So, what kind of comic nominations can you come up with for a corporate party?

"Most Late Worker of the Year"

This nomination, as the name implies, should go to the employee who is constantly late for work. As a rule, such people constantly come up with new excuses for their lack of punctuality. However, in order not to offend the nominee, you can present such an award using the following verses:

The alarm clock will ring in the morning

Get up, get up! The time has come!

But he just can't get up

He wants to sleep so much.

He's not in a hurry to get to work.

He luxuriates and sleeps for a long time.

As soon as he sees that he overslept,

Runs to a taxi, but again late.

Well, who doesn't?

He deserves his award!

Such comic nominations in verse will help to raise the mood and tell the employee in a playful way that he is doing something wrong. As a reward for the nominee, in addition to the diploma, you can make a beautiful medal with the image of a sleeping person. You can also give him a big alarm clock.

"Sickest Worker of the Year"

In such a nomination, an employee of the organization who is regularly ill and is on sick leave for any reason can win. In this case, we are not talking about those employees who have chronic diseases or real health problems that are definitely not worth laughing at. Nominees for this award are often referred to as "supposedly sick" or as "suffering from cunning inflammation".

Wakes up in the morning, that's the trouble.

He got a headache!

Now the stomach, then the back hurts,

Now a sore throat, then the flu, then colitis.

He won't go to work

One hundred reasons will be called.

He calls to work

He coughs and wheezes into the phone.

And so every day he suffers,

For this he receives an award.

As an award in this nomination for employees - comic prizes in the form of a large first-aid kit with a red cross.

"The most thrifty employee of the company"

In this nomination, you can nominate, for example, a chief accountant. Such a person, as a rule, decides many financial issues of the organization. He always knows where and in what amount certain funds are spent, and also has information related to saving money. The nominee can be awarded with a large medal depicting a chest with gold coins or with a hand holding a fan of green banknotes in its fingers. You can also give him a calculator or old wooden abacus (the second option is preferable - in order to save money).

Such comic nominations will distinguish your employee from the team and will be an additional motivation for everyone else.

"The most important ladies' protector"

This nomination is ideal for men who like to be in the center women's team. They, as a rule, are not deprived of the attention of the fair sex, they always know how and what to say to any lady. Such a colleague can be awarded a medal with the image of an inflated athlete or sports attributes, for example, sports dumbbells.

"Tea Ceremony Master"

It is interesting to include such interesting titles as “Master of the Tea Ceremony” in the comic award nominations. A candidate in this nomination can be the employee who was often seen with a cup of tea. At the same time, with this drink, he could be seen not only at lunchtime, but also at working time. Such people, as a rule, simply "play for time." During tea drinking and after it, they can go for a smoke break and accompany the use of this drink with conversations with colleagues, etc.

On the same topic, you can come up with similar nominations, for example, in the heading: “for the record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for the record frequency of visiting the smoking room”, and so on. In a word, come up with nominations for employees that are comical and at the same time emphasize individual characteristics each of the nominated employees.

"Bird-talker"

An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk whether they are on their lunch break or doing some activity during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be presented with a mouthpiece or a poster in the style of "silence is golden."

"Chief psychotherapist of the company"

To the selection of candidates suitable for given title premiums must be approached very carefully. Comic nominations should cheer up, not upset. Therefore, it is better not to make the candidate of the person who is tight with humor.

For example, if your boss does not have any prejudices, you can reward him with this award. At the same time, the awarding of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will “bring back to the ground” the smarts, enlighten the dull ones, set the true heads of departments on the path, etc.” As a reward, he can be presented with a statuette reminiscent of the Oscar.

"King of Social Media"

Such nominations for a corporate party are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. "Speaking" names that do not need explanation are welcome. So, the nomination "King of social networks" may be a subtle allusion to some employees who only imitate hectic labor activity, and they themselves only "sit" in VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.

"The most important fashion critic"

Some comic nominations for men need clarification. For example, "The Most Important Fashion Critic" is awarded to those male representatives who closely monitor what clothes the secretary and other work colleagues wear. At the same time, in reality, they may not be at all in the fashion trend, but they will happily discuss the length of the skirt, the depth of the neckline and the width of the cut.

"Best Connoisseur of Privacy"

There is such a person in any company. As a rule, he is always aware of the personal lives of all employees. He knows who and with whom he lives, with whom he meets, with whom he quarrels, from whom and for what reason his wife left, who is cheating on her husband, and so on. If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make comic nominations for rewarding employees in such a way that you don’t offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about.

"Biggest Partisan of the Month"

In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with ticks. They are usually laconic, but in most cases - hardworking. Almost all representatives of the "silent" behave like hermits. They almost do not communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to a noisy company.

Comic nominations for rewarding employees: "Genius of the Year"

All employees who have distinguished themselves in any way in the workplace can take part in this category. For example, to reward the middle manager who solved the problem for the 5th grade child of the chief engineer; for a quick and efficient search for a solution when working with a printer that jammed paper, and so on.

"IT Maniac of the Month"

All employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies. They are usually said to be "gadget addicts".

Recall that all nominations for the corporate party are comic. Do not confuse jokes with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or become the object of ridicule and caustic remarks. Therefore, treat the selection of names for the nominations very scrupulously.

Use tools such as medals and diplomas with comic content. In addition, all participants and prize-winners can be called to the stage, making funny photos with them. Additionally, comic nominations for men can be accompanied by some funny accessories, for example, glasses with a nose and mustache, unusual headwear, colored wigs, and so on.

Person of the Year: nominations for congratulations

REWARD ALL GUESTS FOR A FUN EVENING!!!

The title is solemnly awarded to:

1. THE MOST FUNNY

For a smile - simply delightful, for an amazing cheerfulness, for a positive that energizes everyone, for an intoxicating and most sonorous laugh.

2. THE MOST CHARISMATIC

For amazing charm and amazing charisma, for the ability to be a great leader, the ability to rally the team and lead him into the fire, even into the water.

3. MOST eloquent

For the ability to be a brilliant and sophisticated interlocutor, for showiness, originality and inimitability.

4. WITTIEST

Per wonderful feeling humor, for amazing jokes and delicious witticisms, for the ability to effortlessly raise the mood of everyone around.

5. MOST TALENTED

For the ability to surprise the team, for unexpected decisions and versatile abilities, for progressiveness, efficiency, and effectiveness.

For stunningness of a wide radius of destruction: tattooing, fashion make-up, readiness to amaze others with a rich collection of fashionable clothes.

7. THE MOST RESPONSIVE

For the ability to find a way out of the most hopeless situation, inexhaustible optimism and cheerfulness, impeccable devotion and reliability.

8. MOST RESPONSIVE

For sensitivity, kindness and breadth of soul, knowledge of everything about everything, care and support.

9. THE MOST WISE

For the readiness to always come to the rescue and give the right advice, for professionalism and golden hands.

10. MOST BRUTAL

For maintaining healthy lifestyle life (does not drink or smoke ... almost), regular visits to the gym, compliance high standards quality according to the ISO system.

11. BEST BOSS

And he is talented, and smart, brilliant, gifted, fair, a little strict, but he will solve everything right on time. Winner and hero, our boss is the golden one!

12. THE BEST OF THE BEST

For brilliant successes and phenomenal achievements, for the desire to be the first and the ability to leave rivals with a nose.

13. THE MOST CARE-FREE

For the ability to enjoy heavenly life and the fulfillment of all your desires at the snap of your fingers.

14. BEST MASTER

For the ability to find the right answer even to the most complex issue for loving what you do and turning it into art.

15. BEST FRIEND

Ready to help everyone! Charged with positivity! With him, we are not afraid to go even to reconnaissance, even for beer!

16. OH MY GOD, WHAT A MAN

Because you are an impeccable man: you are the embodiment of dignity and strength. Because you are a super flash among the stars, being the best is your thing. For the fact that you are all superstars in one bottle, you are the brightest in the Hollywood sky.

17. BEST DRIVER

You press the pedals and fly like a bird in the distance. Ace in parking lots and drifts, school of life on wheels.

18. THE MOST RESPECTED PERSON

For the ability to do the impossible, such as: move mountains, get a star, shove the unimaginable. For kindness, simplicity in communication and modesty.

19. EXPERT ON DIFFICULT SITUATIONS

For the presence of mind always and everywhere, for the ability to get away with it, for having extensive connections and damn charm to maintain and develop them

Per kind heart, easy disposition, amazing charm, captivating at first sight. For a mischievous twinkle in the eyes that can brighten up a cloudy day.

Luxurious, stunning, captivating. Gorgeous and amazingly beautiful!!! Accept the treasured medal soon as a sign of admiration from the assembled guests!

You sing the loudest karaoke - and your voice is heard by everyone around. You are the loudest toast, the loudest you spend your leisure time. You love to shout and laugh, make some noise and surprise with a joke, and there is nothing to even try with you in fiery eloquence! In recognition of all your talents, let me award you a diploma. Be always the same loud, bright, continue to amuse your colleagues!

23. EXPERIENCE OF ETIQUETTE AND GOOD MANNERS

You are a model of beautiful, polished manners, a worthy example in everything to follow. Exquisitely you greet, exquisitely say goodbye, you treat cutlery like a guru. You will find your own approach to everyone, you smile clearly at everyone, even in the palace, even in the Kremlin - you will not be confused anywhere. Allow me, with all the necessary ceremonies, to honor you with the most beautiful diploma.

24. STAR OF PHOTOSHOOT

You, beauty, are friendly with the camera and love to be photographed. Pose, turn, sly look - you will be cooler than every top model! Ah, what a profile and full face! From any angle - just class! You are amazingly photogenic and amazing in every picture! To the little star that is loved by the camera, we present the diploma in admiration. Be always as beautiful and always in a great mood!

25. THE MOST ACTIVE FIDGET

For the activity that you show in everything, for the ideas - you captivate everyone with them! And for the fact that you are leading us, it is interesting for all your friends to always be with you! We congratulate you with this title and wish you wonderful days!

26. THE BEST BOSS

Solemnly awarded with a well-deserved title ... For organizational talent and unsurpassed leadership skills, for professionalism and perseverance in achieving goals, for willingness to move forward and only forward, for sincere concern for the success of the team.

27. MOST BUSINESS EMPLOYEE

For sincere love for your work, for responsibility and organization and a businesslike approach to work, for the desire to always achieve your goals and objectives.

28. MR. DRESS CODE

You are always collected and smartly dressed - isn't this the secret of your victories? A shirt under a suit, a matching tie - you are just a champion in the dress code! For elegant style in every detail, you are worthy of a well-deserved medal.

29. MISS HIGH stilettos

You excite the team with a beautiful gait - charming, captivating, graceful and light! For the beauty of the legs and the elegance of the hairpins, we heartily handed you a medal of honor.

30. Mrs. Whisperer

All evening you whispered loudly and smiled softly. They were engaged in chatter, they had fun with conversation! "Shushukanya" - the team decided so worthy of this special medal. Just make sure that loud chuckles and whispers do not interfere with your work.

31. TO THE BEST STUDENT

With inspiration, perseverance and diligence, you strive for new knowledge with pleasure! You want everything in the world to teach the team to be proud of you.

32. MISS LONG LEGS

Your legs are just a miracle: both beautiful and slender! This is joy, this is pride, the heritage of the country! Long, chic and beautiful - how not to love these legs! Let me congratulate you on them and hand over a letter in your hands.

33. MR JACK

For a chic, strong biceps, for an excellent, powerful triceps, for a relief, clear press - just a miracle of miracles! For a beautiful figure, for your muscles, we hand you a diploma, we reward you with admiration.

34. REAL MACHO AND CONQUER OF HEARTS

Thunderstorm female hearts, perfect man! We award you the title of idol! You know how to take care beautifully and conquer the ladies with a playful smile! You are a model of excellent manners, a worthy example for all men.

35. MR. MUSTACHE

For the best mustache in the world of unprecedented, wondrous, wonderful beauty! You have a reason to be proud of your mustache: a mustache is the pride and glory of a man!

36. THE FASTEST

You are fast and bright, courageous and brave, you rush forward at super speed. Only victories await you ahead - know that success will definitely come to you!

37. KNIGHT - BRAVE

For loyalty to the lady of the heart and deeds in her name, love and kindness to those who need his protection, knightly prowess and loyalty to the code of knightly honor, beliefs and the word of a knight.

38. GOLDEN MAN

Attention! A socialite, she has more gold on her than in the state reserve!

Awarding in comic nominations, as a rule, is a fun conclusion to the official part entertainment program. It defuses the atmosphere and brings a festive mood to the event.

In each team, you can always single out a person who is late, or who amuses everyone, or dances well, who is the most erudite, etc. This will be your hint in the nominations. Try not to repeat the nominations.

Comic award options

• medals
• certificates, diplomas
• oscar figurines
• funny IDs
• T-shirts with unique inscriptions
• mugs

All this can be ordered in special places, and if there are craftsmen, then do it yourself.

More ideas:

• You can buy children's dolls from the Barbie and Ken series and decorate them with ribbons with appropriate inscriptions (original, beautiful, and many will definitely leave such a souvenir as a keepsake).
• Option with photographs: make funny photo collages of each graduate (process them in Photoshop and make appropriate inscriptions on them, for example: “Miss Charm”, “Mr. Intelligence”). Then get interesting paper holders and attach ready-made photos to them - the souvenir is ready! Such a souvenir will also perfectly "fit" into any apartment and remain as a keepsake.
• The easiest and most economical option is to make a wall newspaper with photos of graduates and write under each photo of the graduate in which nomination he is the winner. You can also come up with funny epigrams or rhymes-wishes.

Award nomination options

Nominations for awarding can reflect the personal traits of the character of the recipient, his business qualities, or rely on some single, but all famous case. You can also use a person’s favorite phrases, habits, outstanding external data, gastronomic preferences and hobbies for nominations.

It is very important that both the audience and the recipient like the nominations. You should not make fun of people with sick pride or without a sense of humor. Jokes can only be used in relation to a person who is able to laugh at himself without irritation and others. negative feelings, and you must be 100% sure that this person will not be offended.

Remember, your main task when compiling nominations is not to spoil anyone's festive mood!

I offer you a wide range of comic nominations:

Mister / Miss

• Activity
• anti-punctuality
• Amazon
• Antistress
• Artistry
• carelessness
• Fighter for justice
• Veselchak (Joker)
• magic voice
• know-it-all
• Fearless Warrior
• Genius
• Idea's generator
• Grace
• Delicacy
• DJ
• Kindness
• good faith
• good nature
• Friendliness
• Sole of company
• Mystery
• Entertainer (Entertainer)
• pop star
• sophistication
• Grace
• Intelligence
• Seeker of adventures
• Cinema fan
• Yoke
• Compromise
• Pretty boy
• Eloquence
• Creativity
• To tough guys all on the shoulder!
• Lightness of Being
• best biceps
• Women's favorite
• Animal lover
• Curiosity
• music lover
• Dreamer
• Model (Supermodel)
• Wisdom
• Observation
• Real Gentleman
• real lady
• Resourcefulness
• Extraordinary (Extraordinary personality)
• unpredictability
• Fidget
• Charm
• Charm
• Model of intelligence
• Sociability
• Optimism (Optimiss and Optimister)
• Speaker or voice of the people
• Originality
• A responsibility
• Responsiveness
• the charm
• Positive
• Political commentator
• Popularity
• The thief of women's hearts
• Psychotherapist
• Prankster (Prankster)
• prudence
• Determination
• Romantic
• Knight
• Heartbreaker (Heartbreaker)
• Storyteller
• Modesty (Humble)
• Wits
• Athlete (Sportswoman)
• Justice
• Style
• Slenderness (Slender)
• Mystery
• Privy Councilor
• Tact
• Dancer
• Creative person
• Confidence
• Smile
• Dreamer
• cunning
• Laughing
• Generosity
• Energy
• Scrabble
• Humorist
• Mr "I'm Busy"
• It's hard to be a god
• War is war, but lunch is on schedule
• Desperate Drybite
• avid coffee lover
• Best Chipseater
• Honored Master of Feng Shui
• Social Media Goddess
• Photo Monster
• Internet Maniac
• Just a Goddess
• light head
• Simply Genius
• Computer genius
• Our Muse
• Master of golden pens
• Mr. Bean
• Thumbelina
• Mermaid (most long hair)
• Cowboy Joe, etc.

Nominee Awards Ceremony

How can you beat this or that nomination at the awards ceremony? I offer options for some nominations:

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Antistress"

This is the most calm person in a collective. Communication with him brings you into a state of peace, so you want to communicate with him (her) again and again ...

Nominations "Mr. Veselchak and Miss Laughter"

From the blues and all misfortunes
Laughter is the main medicine!
The winners in this category are _____________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Lightness of Being"

Genius carelessness and distraction. He has a great talent to always and everywhere be late, but always and everywhere to be in time! How does he (she) do it?

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Curiosity"

This is the most inquisitive person in the team. It is he (she) who will until the last beat out of you all the information about everything, everything, everything ...

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Speaker, or voice of the people"

He (she) is the most eloquent person who is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team...

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Responsibility"

Despite crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms and rising prices for gold and oil, it will always appear in the right place and in right time. For responsible attitude to the daily routine

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Sunshine"

No matter what the weather is today
Even if it's raining outside
In the soul and in the heart it is easy in bad weather,
When the sun lives next to you.
The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

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Nominations and nominees.

Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not joking)))!

Here I described how the medal itself is quick and easy to make. But after all, a medal can be awarded not only for opening champagne well, but for almost anything, just set a goal. Although the nominations are comic, but their announcement enlivens the atmosphere and focuses the attention of the whole company so much that you can build the whole holiday on only one nomination of competitions that were not even held.

Even presenting real awards is not always such a success.

To whom do we give and for what reason?

- at a birthday or other holiday of one person (enrollment in school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the release of the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) we hand over only to this person, the hero of the occasion;

- at a celebration of several people (a team's victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.), we award all these people the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);

- February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men without exception (check a hundred times that no one has been forgotten. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (useful for unexpected guests as well). But! Here you need to make one form and size, but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting.Everyone will be waiting, but what is invented for him?

What do we write?

Comic nominations of competitions and texts on medals.

By family ties:

— The most best mom(daughter, grandmother, aunt)

- The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

- The eldest beloved daughter, the youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

- The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

- The most beloved teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the name of the traffic police now?)

- The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)

(Not necessarily literally here, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: cutting your neighbor’s hair is already the best stylist, managed to run to the bus – well, you are a tough athlete)

By positions:

— The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

- The most greedy chief accountant

— The most flexible executive employee

- The most economic supply manager

Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in singular. But still write the word "most" - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By actions:

- I'm the best ... gave a chair to my neighbor (I screwed in the light bulb, I blow smoke rings, I make reports)

- I am the fastest ... I know how to paint lips (I find a mobile in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), I count without a calculator)

Same, but for kids:

- I am the fastest ... ate porridge (fell asleep in the afternoon)

- I'm the best ... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren, I can’t figure it out yet: the daughter is a student, the nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school themes. But you understood the idea, you will come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for junior schoolchildren:

— Miss curly curls

— Miss the most beautiful bows

Our protection and support

— Our Keeper of Secrets

- The most intelligent (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

- The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)

By hobbies and cute features:

- World News Reading Star

- World-class maestro in playing on the nerves

— Our personal astrologer (for a lover of horoscopes)

- Fashion item (for a trendy item))

– Our best florist (who loves to mess around with bouquets)

- Our Sukhomlinsky (lover of education)

— Young Michurinets (cottagers of any age)

- A student of Bill Gates (to someone who is well versed - or thinks he is well versed - in computer programs)

- Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. This would be me by default))

- Almost Hitchcock (to a horror movie fan)

— The Snow Queen(to the most prickly lady)

— The Iron Lady(to whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

- The winner of the nomination "The lady checked in the luggage" (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for a lover of a bunch of bags, packages, shopping bags))

- The winner of the nomination "Here's someone down the hill" (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or likes hiking in the mountains, or ski resorts)

– Winner of the nomination “You fooled me, you fooled me” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

- Winner of the nomination "On a small raft" (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)

- Winner of the nomination "I will drive a bicycle for a long time" (a very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cyclists)

- The winner of the nomination "I'll send him to ..." (from the song of Lolita. To a lover of rough abuse of any sex)

- The winner of the nomination "Orientation - North" (from another song by Lolita. To a person somehow connected with the word "north": he lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​​​the Northern bus station (once there was such a one in Donetsk , and our student hostel was nearby), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.

- The winner of the nomination "You got drunk, like a pig" (You got drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. Do NOT present this medal, but show it in advance and announce that it is, and if at the end of the evening there will be a candidate for it , then he will publicly receive it.But you hope that it will not come to this)

For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and include each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes, while a person goes to get a medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade holidays are always very, very helpful: they smooth out the roughness and create pleasant musical pauses when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

I remind you: how to make a medal, I described in detail in this article. If you do not fit on the medal both the text and the picture, leave one thing, but in any case, announce the text and the nomination aloud: you, after all, have an award ceremony))

Another tip: when choosing texts and nominations for competitions for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case it will be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will go to waste in space. And we need to hook people here on earth))

Wishing you bright nominations and nominees,

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The best diploma to cheer up your friends for graduation! + photo

My friend had a graduation, he was graduating as a lawyer! And I decided to please him with such an original playful diploma of a cunning lawyer.

I bought it in the Bukvoed store for 105 rubles. The size of the diploma is 11x16 cm. It is smaller than a real diploma. But it is comfortable and compact. The main thing is that this is not just a diploma, a red diploma, it says “Issued with honors”, so even if you didn’t study at the university, then at least here you can be in the role of an excellent student, and therefore positive mood your friend is 100% guaranteed.

This diploma has special lines where you can enter the name of the person to whom you want to solemnly present this diploma, and you can also independently grade your friend for comic items, such as: “For cunning and resourcefulness”, “For the ability to forget about money and prestige , and act according to conscience”, “For kindness and cheerfulness” and other similar nominations.

So I advise everyone such original and interesting souvenirs!

Nominations for a comic award at a corporate party

Rewarding, as a rule, fits into some corporate theme, being a cheerful and positive end to the official part of the entertainment program.

I looked at the experience of mankind on the Internet in the matter of comic nominations for awards at corporate parties and realized that everything is somehow fragmented and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for us to take advantage of these achievements.

I will try to correct and somehow name the main directions of cheerful encouragement of employees.

For a fun reward, do not forget to put a photographer on the stage and ask each employee to pose for a couple of seconds in front of the camera. The pictures are memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle in the best outfit.

Accessories for nominees

It was very effective. Glasses were left as a gift, of course. You can also use wigs, hats, funny ties, etc.

AT ready-made sets can be from 4 to 30 items, can be found on the theme of the holiday or just "about the birthday." Photos are always spectacular, as guests with them accessories behave more relaxed. Apparently, it seems to them that they somehow covered themselves)).

Mr, Miss and Mrs...

Such nominations are suitable for the case when the office staff just dressed up and gathered for festive table. The scenario is uncomplicated and entertaining, and the award is a way of presenting a memorable souvenir. What can be offered here?

Mr/Ms/Mrs:
Genius, Idea Generator. Sophistication, Grace, Soul of the company, Originality, Kindness, Sociability, Wisdom, Riddle, X, Positive, Smile, Curiosity, Dreamer, Dreamer.

There are also nominations Optimiss and Optimister :-). Also Miss Compromise.

You can use your favorite phrases for nominations. It will be something like this: Mister“I’m busy”, “Call me back”, “Monday again!”, “I overslept ...”, “The horses die from work”, “I’ll go smoke”, “There’s such a traffic jam in Leningradka ...”, “It’s hard to be a god”, "War is war, lunch is on schedule."
Miss“Oh, I broke my nail again”, “Who has a chocolate bar”, “All men are their own ..”, “All women are like women, and I am a princess.”

Comic rewarding of employees - "New professions"

These nominations mention those professions that simply cannot be in your team, but the employees have proven themselves in this way (do not forget to add that this is not just a Teacher, but a Teacher of the Year):

• Head physician (he always has advice on the treatment of any ailment and a full box of medicines)
• Make-up artist (does her own make-up and does makeup for everyone else)
• Master of the tea ceremony (brews tea solely out of great respect for this drink)
• Firefighter or Rescuer of the Year (liquidated the consequences in difficult situations)
• Psychotherapist (they may have articles by a programmer, affectionately explaining to each employee individually why the base does not work)
• The best chef or buffet specialist (this is a must-have in every team - I quickly ran to the supermarket and arranged a banquet at the highest level)
• Super model (yes, the most beautiful! Yes, this is her only role in the team!)
• Taster of the Year (this person tries sweets, dryers on everyone’s tables, accurately recognizes the smell of perfume and is a connoisseur of office smells)
• Nail stylist (feels like she does this all day)
• Political commentator (well, the one who has been outraged since the morning by the results of the elections, the situation in Syria, the situation of illegal immigrants and the offspring of the Pugacheva and Galkin couple)
• Privy Councilor (oh... scary person...)
• Traveler of the year (for some reason, he VERY often has vacations ... Or so it seems to everyone :-))
• Mafia of the Year (awarded by a group of employees for long meetings in the ladies' room, led by Legally Blonde)

I have no doubt that you, looking at your colleagues, will come up with something else ...

Hobby nominations

Here you need to use the habits, gastronomic preferences and hobbies of each employee.

You can add the word "Best ...". Or "Most", "Avid", "Desperate".

Dry Gnawer, Coffee Maker, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Social Media Goddess, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Admirer), Long Distance Runner (Courier), Short Distance Runner (that's anyone with the "take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - in headphones and without), Bird talker (no comment ...).

We use phrases from songs and films

Since last year, the nomination “Oh, my God, what a man” has appeared. Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, my dear accountant". The nomination "Where are your 17 years" award carefully - maximum, 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him sing himself), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask for leave), “A poet’s dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “King, it’s nice meet, king”, “I am all so sudden”, etc. The essence, I think, is clear, then we look for the names of the songs (it is easier for me to do this in karaoke catalogs) and we reward.

Smarties and smarties

Here we have the Discovery of the Year (sometimes young people are called Kinder Surprise, Breakthrough of the Year and Simply Genius (the last nomination is awarded for successfully solving math problems for grade 6 for the son of the head of the department or solving crossword puzzles).

Presentation of diplomas

It is difficult for me to give universal reasons for rewarding your employees. comic letters, the specifics of the office work are very important here, but approximate direction like this:

• for the successful selection of the color of nail polish for the interior of the office
• for a clear understanding of the task from the third time
• for a creative approach to a paper jammed printer
• for a very attentive attitude to the details ... clothes of the secretary
• for understanding by lips the words of the coach of the Russian national football team from television reports and their daily scoring
• for the kind words she says to her computer every morning when it boots up
• for alternative coverage of traffic jams, which special services, radio and Internet are not aware of
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on the performance of official duties for a long time
• for good awareness of the personal lives of employees
• for the ability to communicate in all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a working day
• for hosting a lavish DST Memorial Day celebration at lunchtime
• for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - "Full Armageddon"

This is perhaps the most common type of award. The nominations are selected in accordance with the Hollywood ones (all positions are very cleverly deciphered here on this site - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):

• Main director
• Screenwriter
• production designer
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best Sound
• costume designer

Actresses can be found episodic role(often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous home front workers).

The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of the ceremony comic rewarding- the red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in their eyes.

Option 1. Cheap and effective

Now there are a lot of original cups, certificates and medals on sale, which will be brought in one box in one day. Just choose the right labels.

Option 2. Personalized gifts with custom engraving

These are the nominations we have with you playful, and everyone wants to receive the most significant awards :-). Personalized gifts are the best, of course.

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Comic nominations for a corporate party!

Good time of the day! Time will soon begin New Year corporate parties. I would like to make comic nominations for employees, but things don’t go beyond 5 nominations .. there is “The most corrupt manager”, “Miss Thrift” - for the chief accountant, “Kinder-Surprise” - for the youngest recently arrived employee, “You called ..” - for the secretary, “New thing of the year” for one employee. and all .. stupor. maybe you had such things, please share your ideas.

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I was Miss Internet, Miss Telephone conversation))) I sat on the Internet, chatted on the phone a lot))

music company, managers, salespeople, logisticians, engineers

Oh, I also won the Kinder Surprise nomination 9 years ago! We also had nominations such as "Money for a barrel" for the cashier, "Elder" - an employee who has been working for a long time.

And we (the security company) once presented an Oscar - they took films / cartoons and people for best roles they gave out, like one comrade, who often went to night checks, was given an Oscar for best actor in the movie "Batman", etc.

maybe Mister "Ass Licking" or "Owl" - in the sense he sleeps until lunch and then appears at work or for the seller "He sold the elephant" or "Women's logic" for logisticians. I'm sorry if I wrote nonsense.

so you write what kind of company, what it does, what professions are present.

The topic is related to the railway. in honor of holiday w, d August 1 Joke contest among men

Yozhyg so you write what kind of company, what it does, what professions are present.

Carriage attendants, KTK control. transport. committee. SES, PROSECUTOR

so you write what kind of company, what it does, what professions are present.

City administration, material department! They are engaged in the write-off of goods, all sorts of acts of transfer, the calculation of material assets assigned to us, and stuff like that.

Oh, my God, last year's topic has already surfaced!

I held NOMINATIONS at the corporate party .. everyone laughed a lot! The director especially liked it! And here is the text!
“I would like to single out some employees in the outgoing year, but on what merit? this is what you will find out now!
______________?Thought at the speed of sound?: NAME
This is our most nimble and all-successful employee. You have repeatedly contacted her for good advice. And, what is most interesting - they received it!

Ah, what woman, what woman?? And who was the muse for writing this hit? Miss Femininity and Charm! Of course, NAME
________________Shop "Gardener".
— Do you have shovels?
- Not.
— And the buckets?
- Not!
- Nails?!
- Not.
— Rake?!
- Not.
- Why are you sitting here?
Because there are NO locks!
It was impossible to call the nomination _ The most laughing employee, therefore the most cheerful employee NAME
___________ Our most? Sincere collaborator?. She always tries to get to the heart of the matter, to understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding? her qualities! And it's all about NAME

A mnemonic rule for determining the direction of the angular velocity vector characterizing the speed of rotation of the body, as well as the magnetic induction vector B or for determining the direction of the inductive current? What is this rule? Nomination? Gimlet rule? She is very fond of going deep to specific topic, for example, it can easily talk for 2 hours in a row about the frequency of oscillations of long-wavelength infrared rays. And NAME wins

This person is very attentive and will not miss anything, especially on the 8th and 23rd of the month! In the nomination? Eagle eye? NAME wins
And finally, the hottest nominations! Winner of the Report of the Year Award, "Miss Thrift" - our Chief Accountant NAME
____________- Dad beat me twice today, - the son complains to his mother.
- For what?
- The first time when I showed a report card with deuces, and the second when he saw that it was his old report card.
But this is not about ours? Apple ?, he just has no problems with this, and he shows his mother a report card not at all with estimates, but with a sales schedule for the Promotion. In the nomination? An apple from an apple tree? NAME is awarded
____________ In the nomination? Surprise of the year? wins? Who do you think? The most unpredictable of all here. NAME! Thank you for the surprise, you made us very happy with your visit!
____________ And the most important nomination? Unanimously and undeniably wins NAME! It is known that the boss is always right - it is human to err. NAME? real chef!
4. On the eve of the New?.
Let love get hot
Let the character harden
A song is sung from the heart
Life will become more interesting.
Don't let trouble into the house
Happy new year!
And afterword: If the calendar is already the 22nd, and the festive mood has not yet arrived? create it yourself! For example, make pomanders? take an orange, pierce it with dried cloves (at least 10 branches). New Year's fragrance will fill your house and your mood will improve!!
HAPPY HOLIDAY!

Comic nominations for lawyers

Help, please, come up with nominations for corporate NG, I have 70 people, everyone needs to be nominated somehow, I have 40 and the fantasy is over (I would be grateful for any ideas. There are storekeepers, IT, technical director, 3 secretaries, director of the Training Center , several managers (salespeople),. Funny nominations for rewarding employees, of course, in this case, everyone is awarded. Smolenskaya 2414 comic nominations of a lawyer. And an incoming call and legal advice.

Thanks for the tip :))) Similar nominations with the previous ones are boring and the same thing, only from a different angle. New hunt. Our organization is large, the staff is 200 people, but as a rule, office employees 'go to corporate' (supply, administrative staff, accounting, department heads, dispatcher. I would like nominations not by divisions, but by general ones (for example, last year we had ‘Mr. Putting Everything; ‘For the most active fraying of nerves is awarded.’ Something like that.

One of the most successful and popular options for hoists is various presentations. comic medals, awarding cool nominations or handing out Oscar figurines for certain 'achievements'. Such a presentation, if presented and arranged well, can become the main gift for the holiday, which is given directly at the workplace or will become an addition to standard corporate gifts just to cheer up colleagues for the holidays. At the same time, medals can be ordered from designers, made in Photoshop or bought at holiday stores, the main thing in them is not this, but how the ceremony itself is beaten and how accurately the awarded ceremonies coincide with the achievements or personal qualities of the nominee. We offer a collection of seven ideas for comic nominations, orders and medals for February 23, held in different teams(thanks to the authors), Perhaps these options will form the basis of your congratulations or help you understand how best to organize it: 1.

‘Giving out the Oscars’ in a small team. (for this congratulations, the nominations for colleagues (who - which ones) must be determined in advance, and at the ceremony itself the names should be announced, solemnly read the eyeliner for each nomination and hand over the statuettes to everyone) The Oscar in the Charming Smile nomination is awarded. You are all great optimists, merry fellows and comedians. Let humor decorate your life, Turn problems into a joke! No wonder you excelled in sports, You learned to go to victory!

Let hardening help you, Personal success will multiply! 'Oscar' in the nomination 'Workaholics' received. It is known that patience and work All complex problems will grind! We wish you to work just as well and achieve a lot in life! Oscar "Hero of Our Time", according to our ladies, deserved.

Probably, it is not for nothing that a fountain of such energy was given to you! Although it does not sit still, But in life it will come in handy! It is always useful, without a doubt, to have a position and an opinion! You are uncommon in everything, So let the rise in life await you! The ‘Oscar’ in the ‘Crazy Hands’ nomination is awarded to an employee, by a magical wave of his hand, any office equipment will ‘clog’ in work.

You have been given ‘golden hands’, And this is a plus in any science, Both in your personal life and at work! In short, you won't be lost! 'Oscar' in the nomination 'Technical vein' worthy. You are with us 'on you', so let your dreams come true! No wonder you are an example for everyone, As a businessman, as an engineer! 'Oscar' in the nomination ' Active volcano' is awarded. Let the spring of energy Does not run out for a moment, So that all things can be done, So that life is full!

‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Growth to match the mind’ is received. Admiring, we are glad that your growth is to match the mind! So be high in soul, Let the big take-off await! ‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Intellectual’ is awarded. Your outlook helps you to have a free conversation. With people like that, as you know, It's always interesting to be around! This is our most intelligent employee, erudite and intellectual.

He is up to the decision of the most challenging tasks'Oscar' in the nomination "Reliable Shoulder" deserved. We often hear about such people, What is possible with them, even in intelligence! And if you yourself true friend, Everyone is drawn to you around! (

Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not joking)))!

Even presenting real awards is not always such a success.

To whom do we give and for what reason?

On a birthday or other holiday of one person (enrolling in school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving the Nobel Prize, publishing the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, winning a dog show, etc.) only to this person, the hero of the occasion;

At a celebration of several people (the victory of a team in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.), we give all these people the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);

February 23 and March 8 - for all women and all men without exception (check a hundred times that no one has been forgotten. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (useful for unexpected guests too). But! Here you need to make one shape and size , but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting.Everyone will be waiting, but what is invented for him?

What do we write?

Comic nominations of competitions and texts on medals.

By family ties:

The best mother (daughter, grandmother, aunt)

The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

The eldest beloved daughter, the youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

Most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

The most beloved teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the name of the traffic police now?)

The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)

(Not necessarily literally here, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: cutting your neighbor’s hair is already the best stylist, managed to run to the bus – well, you are a tough athlete)

By positions:

The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

The most greedy chief accountant

Most flexible executive

The most economic caretaker

Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word "most" - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By actions:

I am the best ... gave the neighbor a chair (screwed the light bulb, blow smoke rings, make reports)

I am the fastest ... I know how to paint lips (I find a mobile in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), I count without a calculator)

Same, but for kids:

I am the fastest ... ate porridge (fell asleep in the afternoon)

I'm the best ... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren, I can’t figure it out yet: my daughter is a student, my nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understood the idea, you will come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:

Miss curly curls

Miss the most beautiful bows

Miss Longest Braids

mr neatness

Mister good manners

Our superman

Our protection and support

Our Secret Keeper

The most intelligent (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)

By hobbies and cute features:

Newspaper Reading Star

World-class maestro in playing on the nerves

Our personal astrologer (for a lover of horoscopes)

Fashion item (for fashion item)

Our best florist (who loves to mess around with bouquets)

Our Sukhomlinsky (for a lover to educate)

Young Michurinets (cottagers of any age)

A student of Bill Gates (to someone who is well versed - or thinks he is well versed - in computer programs)

Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. This would be me by default))

Almost Hitchcock (horror movie fan)

Snow Queen (to the most prickly lady)

Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

The winner of the nomination "The lady checked in the luggage" (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for a lover of a bunch of bags, packages, shopping bags))

The winner of the nomination "Here's someone down the hill" (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or likes hiking in the mountains, or ski resorts)

The winner of the nomination “You fooled me, you fooled me” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

The winner of the nomination "On a small raft" (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)

The winner of the nomination “I will drive a bicycle for a long time” (a very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cyclists)

The winner of the nomination "I'll send him to ..." (from the song of Lolita. To a lover of rough abuse of any gender)

The winner of the nomination "Orientation - North" (from another song by Lolita. To a person somehow connected with the word "north": he lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​​​the Northern bus station (once there was one in Donetsk, and our student hostel was nearby), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.

The winner of the nomination “You got drunk, like a pig” (You got drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. Do NOT hand this medal, but show it in advance and announce that it is, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, then he will publicly receive it, but you hope that it will not come to this)

For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and include each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes, while a person goes to get a medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade holidays are always very, very helpful: they smooth out the roughness and create pleasant musical pauses when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

I remind you: how to make a medal, I painted in detail in. If you do not fit on the medal both the text and the picture, leave one thing, but in any case, announce the text and the nomination aloud: you, after all, have an award ceremony))

Another tip: when choosing texts and nominations for competitions for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case it will be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will go to waste in space. And we need to hook people here on earth))

Wishing you bright nominations and nominees,

A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!

P.S. The title of the next article is "A contest that is always with you." Look what's in there :)