Certificates of nomination for schoolchildren. Comic nominations

"Group"

Look at Gladkih Kristina,

How sweet, slender, beautiful she is.

And in addition to appearance

She is optimistic and cheerful.

She will support anyone with a joke,

She is talented, responsive, kind.

The soul of the company and the ringleader,

It will never be boring with her.

With data like hers,

She just needs to be an actress

She would play roles in performances and films,

And we would all be proud of her.

"Pride of the School"

Kalugina Valera has a gentle look,

Like in portraits Italian masters.

And curls wave carelessly

Falls on the shoulders like a silk veil.

She is always responsible, hardworking,

And the ambulance is ready to provide,

And if necessary, then gracefully and beautifully

And the machine will be able to disassemble for speed.

She has a lot behind her shoulders.

Victories in regional, regional Olympiads.

And your TRP score

She passed the glory, as it should be.

"Pride of the School"

Tanya, dear Tatiana,

She matches Larina.

Also proud and silent,

And just like Larina, she is smart.

Tanyusha wants to become a teacher,

Dedicate yourself to the perky kids.

We are sure that she will teach them

Faith, truth and, of course, kindness.

We congratulate you on the last call,

We only want to pass the exam with “excellent” marks.

"Miss Kindness"

Always shy, quiet,

With a sweet smile and a long scythe.

We are talking about Anastasia Ponomareva,

Who is renowned for her kindness.

In any business - organizer, activist,

She has a talent for bringing people together.

So let the first path through life

It will be difficult and thorny

So as not to turn you to the side paths.

May conscience be everywhere for you

Your adviser and compass.

"For talent and optimism"

Our glorious Natasha

And beautiful and slim

All our guys know:

She wants to become a doctor.

But Natasha will treat

Neither you nor me

Will help animals

After all, they are our friends.

We are confident in Natalia and wish her victories,

And we are proud that we studied

She has been in our school for 11 years.

"Yoke"

Violetta is a beautiful girl

Plus, it's a coquette.

Her talent sometimes sparkles,

Like a silver coin.

Violetta values ​​herself highly,

And the girl's plans

It's already far from here...

Let dreams swarm

What wonderful visions.

And life will lay down the plot

In a line of a poem.

"For the ability to conspire"

Vanya is a guy anywhere,

It combined both fire and water.

This little one is very hard,

And he is always serious.

He is a member of the spiritual

Yes, he is a star in his class.

We know what Vanyusha decided

Tie yourself up with the FSB.

And so we want to pass the exams for five.

Keep striving for the goal

Don't put your hands down

And then you will see, Vanya,

Nastya is friendly, likes to communicate,
She loves to joke and laugh.

Every concert for her is happiness.
And the beauty contest has been dreaming about her for a long time.
She would take all the prizes there,
But Nastenka is attracted to study,

As well as starting a family.

Be serious, be responsible
For yours to be happy life path.

And we just want to wish you happiness,

To overcome everything in the life of bad weather.

"Unrevealed Talent"

This guy is very kind

He is calm and simple.

And with the girls from the class

He will find a common language.

He has many talents

This guy anywhere:

Activist, athlete, artist,

Often jokes - a comedian. And if mother were too lazy to overcome, He would become a scientist ... or maybe not. May your dreams come true, May you achieve everything in life. You will conquer peaks And do everything in life on the "five"!

Awarding in comic nominations, as a rule, is a fun conclusion to the official part entertainment program. It defuses the atmosphere and brings a festive mood to the event.

In each team, you can always single out a person who is late, or who amuses everyone, or dances well, who is the most erudite, etc. This will be your hint in the nominations. Try not to repeat the nominations.

Comic award options

• medals
• certificates, diplomas
• oscar figurines
• funny IDs
• T-shirts with unique inscriptions
• mugs

All this can be ordered in special places, and if there are craftsmen, then do it yourself.

More ideas:

• You can buy children's dolls from the Barbie and Ken series and decorate them with ribbons with appropriate inscriptions (original, beautiful, and many will definitely leave such a souvenir as a keepsake).
• Option with photographs: make funny photo collages of each graduate (process them in Photoshop and make appropriate inscriptions on them, for example: “Miss Charm”, “Mr. Intelligence”). Then get interesting paper holders and attach ready-made photos to them - the souvenir is ready! Such a souvenir will also perfectly "fit" into any apartment and remain as a keepsake.
• The easiest and most economical option is to make a wall newspaper with photos of graduates and write under each photo of the graduate in which nomination he is the winner. You can also come up with funny epigrams or rhymes-wishes.

Award nomination options

Nominations for awarding can reflect the personal traits of the character of the recipient, his business qualities, or rely on some single, but all famous case. You can also use a person’s favorite phrases, his habits, outstanding external data, gastronomic preferences and hobbies for nominations.

It is very important that both the audience and the recipient like the nominations. You should not make fun of people with sick pride or without a sense of humor. Jokes can only be used in relation to a person who is able to laugh at himself without irritation and others. negative feelings, and you must be 100% sure that this person will not be offended.

Remember, your main task when compiling nominations is not to spoil anyone's festive mood!

I offer you a wide range of comic nominations:

Mister / Miss

• Activity
• anti-punctuality
• Amazon
• Antistress
• Artistry
• carelessness
• Fighter for justice
• Veselchak (Joker)
• magic voice
• know-it-all
• Fearless Warrior
• Genius
• Idea's generator
• Grace
• Delicacy
• DJ
• Kindness
• good faith
• good nature
• Friendliness
• Sole of company
• Mystery
• Entertainer (Entertainer)
• pop star
• sophistication
• Grace
• Intelligence
• Seeker of adventures
• Cinema fan
• Yoke
• Compromise
• Pretty boy
• Eloquence
• Creativity
• To tough guys all on the shoulder!
• Lightness of Being
• best biceps
• Women's favorite
• Animal lover
• Curiosity
• music lover
• Dreamer
• Model (Supermodel)
• Wisdom
• Observation
• Real Gentleman
• real lady
• Resourcefulness
• Extraordinary (Extraordinary personality)
• unpredictability
• Fidget
• Charm
• Charm
• Model of intelligence
• Sociability
• Optimism (Optimiss and Optimister)
• Speaker or voice of the people
• Originality
• A responsibility
• Responsiveness
• the charm
• Positive
• Political commentator
• Popularity
• kidnapper female hearts
• Psychotherapist
• Prankster (Prankster)
• prudence
• Determination
• Romantic
• Knight
• Heartbreaker (Heartbreaker)
• Storyteller
• Modesty (Humble)
• Wits
• Athlete (Sportswoman)
• Justice
• Style
• Slenderness (Slender)
• Mystery
• Privy Councilor
• Tact
• Dancer
• Creative person
• Confidence
• Smile
• Dreamer
• cunning
• Laughing
• Generosity
• Energy
• Scrabble
• Humorist
• Mr "I'm Busy"
• It's hard to be a god
• War is war, but lunch is on schedule
• Desperate Drybite
• avid coffee lover
• Best Chipseater
• Honored Master of Feng Shui
• Social Media Goddess
• Photo monster
• Internet Maniac
• Just a Goddess
• light head
• Simply Genius
• Computer genius
• Our Muse
• Master of golden pens
• Mr. Bean
• Thumbelina
• Mermaid (most long hair)
• Cowboy Joe, etc.

Nominee Awards Ceremony

How can you beat this or that nomination at the awards ceremony? I offer options for some nominations:

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Antistress"

This is the most calm person in a collective. Communication with him brings you into a state of peace, so you want to communicate with him (her) again and again ...

Nominations "Mr. Veselchak and Miss Laughter"

From the blues and all misfortunes
Laughter is the main medicine!
The winners in this category are _____________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Lightness of Being"

Genius carelessness and distraction. He has a great talent to always and everywhere be late, but always and everywhere to be in time! How does he (she) do it?

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Curiosity"

This is the most inquisitive person in the team. It is he (she) who will until the last beat out of you all the information about everything, everything, everything ...

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Speaker, or voice of the people"

He (she) is the most eloquent person who is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team...

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Responsibility"

Despite crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms and rising prices for gold and oil, it will always appear in the right place and in right time. For responsible attitude to the daily routine

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mr.) Sunshine"

No matter what the weather is today
Even if it's raining outside
In the soul and in the heart it is easy in bad weather,
When the sun lives next to you.
The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

GRADUATION EVENING "SCHOOL OSCAR - 2015"

Part 1. MEETING ON THE RED CARPET

Ved1: Ladies and Gentlemen!

Vedas 2: Ladies and gentlemen!

Lead 1: Hello!

Vedas 2: Good evening!
So the solemn moment has come, to which everyone has been going for the last 11 years.

Vedas1: And today we are present at the solemn event of the annual presentation of the prestigious award "Oscar - 2015"

Vedas 2: The most interesting movies created over the past 11 years.

Vedas 1: Sometimes sad, and even sad, but always interesting, bright, unusual, worthy of the highest award - the Oscar!

Ved.2: Everyone knows how honorable it is to receive this award. Today it will not be awarded to Hollywood stars. The main characters of the evening are the graduates of 2015.

Ved.1: It is they who deserve the award for outstanding talents, and it is they who are the stars of this evening!

Vedas 2: Graduates of 2015 MBOU secondary school No. 10 in Birsk are invited to the red carpet.

Vedas 1. We welcome by name. Our first guests on the red carpet are:

Stepping on the red carpetNikulin Igor - a guy of all trades - a computer scientist, an artist, a DJ, and so on and so forth, who played the role of the "master" in all school productions, we welcome him.

Today we welcome the charming, boyish, perky and daring, brave and independentIslamova Victoria , your applause

A tall, slender beauty whose dancing talents require development, we believe in a lucky starOlga Zolotareva welcome her.

Greetings - the sports star of the school: a handsome guy with a charming Hollywood smile, who showed remarkable artistic abilities in the 11th grade, the star of school shows and series -Timerkaev Alexander.

Stepping onto the red carpet - purposeful, always achieving her goals, but modest, shy, our graduate, who has an original oriental appearance -Nasibullina Elvina.

And here comes the president of school student self-government, an indispensable and very responsible person, organizer and executor of creative ideas at school -Karyakina Anastasia.

- We welcome a smart, strict, modest, having many hidden virtues, undiscovered talents, a handsome guy -Gorbunova Alexandra.

Stepping onto the red carpet is a talented girl from our school, lower grades not a single concert passed without her participation, the singing star of our school, future star world stage -Sakharova Maria.

Meet: a kind, smiling girl, whose smile gives warmth to everyone and cheers up everyone around -Epaneshnikova Tatiana.

Appears on the red carpet - charming, kind, overcoming his shyness at KVN in BDD-Galimov Ramadan

Greetings - A slender black-browed beauty, whose height and appearance is suitable for a model catwalk -Kiyamutdinova Elina

And here he appears - the most shy and most smiling guy among the graduates of 2015, in which there are a lot of undiscovered talents -Chernov Oleg.

The most slender graduate of 2015, diligent and executive, natural blonde and owner of the most long braid – Alexandrova Irina

Dear guests, this graduate is not so easy to hide in the school crowd, a temperamental guy with beautiful appearance and a mohawk on his head, of course, this is -Musin Artur

Meet - stylish, extravagant, creative person, a girl with creative thinking and her own personal approach to all decisions -Nabieva Elmira

And here comes a gentle, modest, charming beauty with good diction, the future announcer of the central television -Shevkoplyas-Gurieva Nadezhda

The last graduate appears on the red carpet ... We welcome the charming, sociable brunette graduate, his natural modesty disappears on stage, where he shows remarkable artistic talents -Shpak Dmitry.

And here are all the graduates of 2015 in front of you, dear guests

(Alumni line up)

Today they are a little worried,

A little bit happy today

And, of course, you can understand them,

Because in front of them new way!

He waits, calls, scares a little.

Great things beckon

Let them remember the path

That she took me to school every day!

Vedas 2: “Listen, if the stars are lit, then someone needs it, then it is necessary that at least one star lights up over the roofs every evening ...” Today, at our festival, not one star is lit, but a whole starfall of new graduates of our school.

Ved.1. And opened these stars cool lady. We invite the class teacher of the 11th grade, Lyudmila Vyacheslavovna, to the red carpet.

She is cheerful, knows how to organize well, aim, rally children. Students respect her as a teacher, they love her very much for her understanding, support, ability to give advice on any issue of interest to them. This is a caring, patient, benevolent class teacher who wholeheartedly cheers for every student in his class.

Applause to the class teacher.

1. The director is a faithful guardian of order,

Guarantor, as they say now,

He has a strict eye for everything

And devoted to school without a trace,

A thunderstorm of boobies and rake,

Damoclav sword of immodest girls.

Does not notice the looks of languid,

He bears his cross with dignity.

We see no flaws in it.

But all the praises later

After the presentation of certificates,

Pyotr Alexandrovich, time! We wait!!!

2. Director of the school Karachun P.A. is invited to the red carpet.

The destiny of the young is the joy of flight,
Knowledge of life, the beginning of the path,
Study, career, ups and downs,
Fall down, get up, and go again.

2. Youth has a ringing road,
The young have a way in the palm of their hand,
They are confident, strong and know a lot,
And God forbid they do not turn off the road.

Ved1. We start our film festival "Oscar" (with a musical and dance surprise of our graduates).

Dance Flash Mob

Ved2. For the solemn holding of the Oscar 2014 awards ceremony, to deafening applause, we invite our graduates to the hall.

1. We invite all guests, parents, teachers to the hall.

Part 2 OSCAR AWARDING

Music for the Oscars (certificates)

Vedas 2.: Graduation party "Oscar" - 2015 "is declared open.

Anthem of the Russian Federation, Belarus

Ved1. School years left behind, the real one is coming adulthood difficult, with many obstacles and difficulties.

And only purposefulness, perseverance, diligence will help you, graduates, overcome all difficulties and find yourself in life.

Presenter: Connoisseurs of school cinema came to congratulate the graduates of 2015 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________________________

The word is given by _________________________________________________

Ved1:

What city? Cannes?

- No, Birsk, - I will answer you.

- Here us nominations

Looking forward to this evening.

Vedas 1. Fanfares sound joyfully.

The solemn moment has come!

Now they will give everyone a certificate,

Who was looking forward to it.

Vedas 1:
We are approaching the most solemn moment of our filming, to which you have been going for all school years- for the presentation of certificates. To make the film so wonderful, everyone put their hands, head, soul and heart.

Vedas 2. To award the laureates, we invite the chief director of the Film "Burnt by School 2015" Karachun Petr Aleksandrovich to the stage

(Word of the director)

Vedas 1. We announce the first nomination - "Director's Pet".

VED. 2 Graduates! Are there among you those to whom Pyotr Alexandrovich treats well? (Pause)
Raise your hand, no - both hands... clap them!

Now we will find out how insightful you were!
Let's open the envelope!

Vedas 1: Yes, there are so many. Name them yourself, Pyotr Alexandrovich!

Director:

Irina, Ramadan and Sasha,

Tatyana, Olya and Vika,

Nastya, Elina, Artur,

Of course, Elmira and Elvina,

Igor, Masha, Ivan would not be forgotten

Sasha, Oleg, Nadia and Dima

Did I name everyone? I love you all.

(Fanfare)

Vedas. Attention! Certificates of complete secondary education are being awarded to graduates of 2015!

(fanfare for the presentation of certificates)

Vedas. 1. Certificate - it is in the film by the way:
And its name is "Big Life".
But on this, as at the start,
You don't stay long.

Vedas. 2.In the second series, which will be soon.
Take important keys in your hands.
Learn a couple of years.
And get a degree.

Vedas 1. There are those teachers in the school

Who cares about you the most

Who most often praised, sometimes scolded,

Who wholeheartedly helped you in everything.

2nd presenter: - The graduates of our school are already adults, independent people, they decided to hold a return presentation of the Oscar award - awarding school teachers for their services to them.

Graduate: - Dear, infinitely beloved teachers and school staff! Today we have a common holiday. 11 years of joint work behind us. If it were not for your professionalism, patience, love and kindness, we would not be holding these wonderful crusts in our hands now. Over the years we have studied you very well. All of you - wonderful people but each of you has special features character that we liked best in you and that we sought to emulate. After all, a student is not only a sum of knowledge, but also a personality that is formed over many years of study.

Graduate: Attention! Attention!

Following the dictates of the times, we are holding the second part of the Recognition Award . Applicants for "Recognition" were tested for several years in various nominations, including school subjects.

Graduate: - The nomination: “Putin himself is not a decree for him” is dedicated to the strict and attentive, understanding and omniscient headmaster: Karachun P.A.
Dima Shpak : Our feelings unspent bowl,

And the living breath of spring

And our love and gratitude

We address the Director.

From dawn to dusk you are at work,

You are always in search and in care,

Everything worries you, everything worries you,

The heart will help anyone urgently.

We want you to stay the same

All adversity in spite of smiling,

And save this dear house,

To meet our children in it.

(Graduates present a medal and a diploma to the director of the school.)

Graduate: - Nomination: “Everything is in order, everything is fine, all exams have passed” is dedicated to the Deputy Director for Educational and educational work Yamaeva N.G.
Tanya Epaneshnikova:

You are the scheduling goddessYou put in the effortSo that the lessons are fullyWe could visit.Wherever we go to work or study,We are sure that these days are not destined to be forgotten.(presentation of a medal and diploma)

Graduate: - The nomination “How long we did not resist, you tried to educate us” is dedicated to the deputy director for educational work Anisimova L.A.

Sasha Timerkaev : For discipline you are strictlyFollow from the morningSo as not to smoke at the threshold,So that the children do not swear.We had fun with youWe painted the floors togetherSo that these days are not forgottenYou will accept the medal and diploma.(delivery)

Graduate: - Nomination: "We will remember you"! dedicated to the first teacher Zaitseva E.S.

Masha Sakharova : “Everyone has only one time in their lifeIt happens its first, its memorable classAnd the first mentor, our first teacher,He opened the door for us to the land of knowledge and discoveries.”
( delivery)

Graduate: - The word for congratulating the graduates is given to the first teacher ....
(Congratulates the first teacher.)

Graduate: - The nomination “I would have learned Russian because you taught us it” is dedicated to the teacher of Russian language and literature Zolotareva E.N.
Graduates! Please note in the futureSo as not to be afraid of essays,It is enough to haveA set of simple definitions:Write that the poet is a prophet,And Gogol ridiculed the orders,That Famusov is bad and nasty,

Graduate:And Chadsky is no longer a rider.Bazarov overtook his age,Onegin is a complex nature,Wild is the image of a tyrant,Gerasim drowned Mumu...That's all the literature for you.

Graduate:I'll be the most honest rules.I would make me learn RussianNot only Russians, but allThen Russia will succeed.Everyone will know literatureAnd our Russian culture.(delivery)

Graduate: - Nomination: “You know everything about numbers and they taught us the same” is dedicated to the mathematics teacher Kail G.K.
The laws of numbers are very strict,And become mathematiciansGiven, alas, not very many,We have learned to countAfter all, in the current difficult century,Everything will have to be counted.

Geometry and algebra meaningNowadays, everyone can appreciateTherefore, for our right decisions,We must thank you from the bottom of our hearts.(delivery)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Columbus discovered America, and we will take it and close it” is dedicated to E.V. Khramov, a history teacher.

Igor Nikulin:

If there is silence in the classroom,Flies don't flySo we have historySomeone is being called.

If everyone rustledSo the teacher is movingAll cheat sheets must be hiddenAnd close all books.In general, we are veryWe love all history!If necessary, we will conquerAny territory!(delivery)

Graduate: - The nomination “Do not twist the colorful globe, it will still come in handy” of our award is dedicated to the teacher of geography Mudarisova G.R.
You and I descended to the depths,Among the quicksands the sands moved,We conquered mountain peaksAnd the permafrost of both poles.

And let there be many more discoveriesWe must make in our life,For showing us the wayWe will always thank you!(delivery)

Graduate: - The nomination "Knowledge of Ohm's laws does not exempt from responsibility" is dedicated to the teacher of physics Yatsenko A.V.
Physics for us is like a birthday,

We are happy to come to class!

Tiles, irons, electric lamps -

Physics is everywhere and always.

Glory to Newton, Ampere, Ohm,

Watt is a good man!

Honor, praise you for making friends

With them we are forever!
(delivery)

Graduate: - Nomination: “Chemistry decorates and heals us and, apparently, will soon feed us” is dedicated to the teacher of chemistry Karelina V.V.

Graduate:

We all know the sorceress:
Worked wonders in test tubes
And love forever for chemistry
She undoubtedly dropped
We always remember
WhatH 2 O-This is water.

Graduate: - In the nominations “Biology we know for sure” and “The most, most, most classy tormentor”, Mardanova L.V. won.

Biology was taught
Stigmas, pistils passed,
DNA and ribosomes
carbohydrates, chromosomes,
How to protect nature
We will know now at “5”.

“For seven years we were famously tormented,
Seven years of rest did not give.
Although you were the best for us -
FREEDOM FINALLY has arrived!”
(delivery)

Graduate: - The response word is given to the class teacher Mardanova L.V.
(The class teacher speaks.)

Graduate: - Nomination: “Oh, sport, I love you, but strange love” is dedicated to the teacher physical education Sadrtdinov I.A.

In the young month of April, snow melts near the school,
And the physical education teacher kicks out for a run.
The children rushed with a whistle, the heart beats furiously,
Only something pricks somewhere and ripples in everyone's eye,
Striving for the cherished goal, not knowing barriers,
Children are running, rushing, almost flying.
(delivery)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Crazy Hands” is dedicated to the teacher of technology Krasilnikov V.A.

"Your hands are golden
They can create a lot.
How do you do it,
We can't understand!"
(delivery)

We thank you for your love.
It wasn't easy for you at times.
Saying goodbye to you, we say:
Together). "Thank you so much!"

Song "Our" (Masha, Igor, Sasha and Olya)

Vedas 1. Our graduates perform in the nomination “Our feelings of the unspent bowl”.

Issue 1. Dear teachers of our school!

Today on this June day
Please accept our congratulations
For your loyalty and love,
For your dedication to your work!

Issue 2 We have known you for so many years,
And you know everything about us.
It's good to be with us
You are smiling now!

You are so extraordinarily kind!
And today it is no coincidence that we
Thank you for everything, let's say together,

Issue 3 Everyone knows if something is needed,
You did not allow refusal,
They always helped us with everything!

Issue 4. Let's not talk today
Banal words, duty phrases,
We wish you good health!
We love you very, very much!

Vedas. In the nomination "Childhood's last call" the film "Odnoklassniki" wins. Let's see its excerpt. Song and The film "Classmates".

And now the best comedian of our school is performing, the future pop artist, who will outshine Justin Timberlake himself-Igor Nikulin with his performance

The song "Tick-tock" performed by I. Nikulin

Leading.

Parents - Holy Word -
In it, ROD burns with the Fire of the Universe,
It sounds new for centuries -
In it, Life sings of imperishable fate.

Graduate. 1 The day before the birth, the Child asked God:

AT 3 - I am very afraid! I don't know at all what am I supposed to do in this world?

IN 1 God replied:

AT 4 - I will give you an Angel, he will always be with you. He will protect you from all troubles.

AT 3- But what is his name?

IN 1 - It doesn't matter what his name is. You will call him "MAMA"!

IN 2. And now, graduating from school, we would like with all our hearts, from the bottom of our hearts, to thank our moms and dads, our parents, who always stood behind our backs, supporting us in difficult times, solving problems with you, writing essays, re-passing school curriculum. Thank you, our relatives, dear ones, for everything that you have done, are doing and will do for us.

AT 3. Mom, you are with me always and everywhere,

Dad and mom are the main people.

The best people on this earth.

If you are near, we know what will happen

Peace of mind for me and for you.

Your warmth will warm you in the cold,

Strong hands will always support

Dear heart, when you get sick,

He can heal you easily.

May God grant you long life, health,

Shine, enthusiasm in happy eyes.

You are our relatives, we invite you

To the school farewell parental waltz.

Song for parents on the motive Quest Pistols "I'm tired"

Vedas. In the nomination of the best retro film, the film "Happy Childhood" won. Attention to the screen, gentlemen.

(Film and Parent Performance)

PARENTS SPEECH - 2015

Film "Happy Childhood"

Parents come out to the music.

Graduates of distant years send you their fiery greetings!

One milestone successfully taken - you have received a certificate!

Dear Guys! On behalf of all parents, congratulations on your successful graduation!

4. How quickly our children have grown! They read thick volumes, Solve problems that are incomprehensible to us and ask difficult questions.

5. Yesterday mine asks: - Dad, for how much could you read "War and Peace"? I thought and thought and said: - Well, a hundred rubles!

6. - And mine recently taught my little sister to write the number 8:

How can you not understand! This is the sign of infinity, placed vertically!

7. - And I tell my own, I also studied for deuces, so it will be fair if I encourage you the way your grandfather encouraged me ... with a belt.

8. But I met such a nice woman on the street, she says to me:
“I think you are the father of one of my children…
I ask in horror:
- I?!
- Calm down, - the woman answers, - I'm a teacher.

9.- And how many written greetings we received from teachers in diaries:
10.- Here, for example: Thank you for having an educational conversation with your son. Now he answers at every lesson, however, so far everyone understands him poorly, since he began to stutter.

11.- And here's to us: Parents! Cut the child's hair, I want to look into his eyes.

12.- Yes, and to us: Your son at the lesson of physical education rested like a ram and did not want to jump over a goat.

13.- And I checked my son's diary: physics - 2, chemistry - 2, history - 2, literature - 2, singing - 5. Lord, he also sings.

14. - And I checked the diary, and there are only deuces, I tell him:
- In our time, they were beaten with a belt for such grades!
And he answered me: Cool idea! Come tomorrow after school, we'll take revenge on the teacher!

15. Children bring us nothing but grief. And we are different for them!

16. - Yes, how imperceptibly our children have become adults!

17. And today at your graduation party, we want to wish you:

18. When you're only seventeen,
Leaving the student bench,
Sometimes it's hard to figure out:
Where to go, which way?
And the path through life will be difficult,
So as not to turn to the side paths.
May conscience be everywhere for you
Your adviser and compass.

19. So that youth always rules in life,
Love was pure and bright.
So that each star suddenly turns
Your cherished dream.

20. I thank the teachers, I am patient,
That our children were selflessly led.
In an effort to replenish the ranks, they are the first.
They taught life to love, so as not to pass by.
21. And I will not forget to wish, of course,
What is given, diligently multiply.
To the delight of everyone, work wholeheartedly.
And never forget the school walls.

22. Happy and easy assignments to you,
Wonderful finds and new victories!
Congratulations on your graduation from school
Great accomplishments and life without troubles!

SONG

The final

Suits, ties, gloves and hairstyles,
The fate of the future is only a timid sketch,
Oh how beautiful proms!

Let you leave school forever
But leaves a memory of your childhood
Don't forget your school years
Hearts and souls wonderful neighborhood

Yes, your film about childhood is coming to an end,

And all episodes were filmed, dreams were examined,

Like a Christmas tree holiday, fairy tales end.
Like a movie tape, the thread breaks.

IN 1 . We want to say again thank you so much you, dear school!

IN 2 . We want to once again thank our esteemed administration and our beloved teachers. And also all those who have always been with us for 11 years.

AT 3. We don't say goodbye to you

AT 4. We are speaking-

ALL Goodbye!!!

Song

I wrote these joke nominations for teachers for graduation, but they can also be used at last call, to congratulate teachers on their holiday - Teacher's Day, on the birthday of a particular teacher, at the school week of physics (and other subjects).

Nominations for teachers can be announced, you can write in, or write in a frivolous letter, or develop an idea and do it. In a word, the choice is wide. I write, and you adapt to your situation.

Again I ask: do not pay attention to the sequence of the list at all - as it was composed, it was written. This, by the way, is always good: when thoughts and ideas come, write everything down in a stream. As soon as you start ranking, sorting - that's it, the Muse is gone! If, at all, came

Teachers nominated by students

(announce, present, reward) or school management. From the lips of graduates it will sound more interesting. More or less like this:

The winner of the nomination "Queen - mother" for the imperiousness inherent in both the queen and the mother, as well as royal patience and maternal care, is Lidia Vasilievna Ivanova, director of our school. If we suddenly forgot to announce this, dear Lydia Vasilyevna would automatically become the winner of the nomination “I didn’t understand!” We wouldn't know where we were then.

It would be nice to combine with the delivery of flowers and gifts. And so on in the same vein right down the list:

Homeroom teacher (female) - Sooooo cool lady

Class teacher (man without a mustache) - Hero of our time

Class teacher (man with a mustache) - Mustachioed nanny 11th -A

1st teacher - Second mother

Headmaster (female) - The Queen Mother

School director (male) - Tsar of All Russia on a separate square

- Teachers teaching:

Chemistry - Learn to chemistry, quickly and efficiently

Native language and literature - Word and language proficiency

Biology - no doubt

Mathematics - Lobachevsky is resting

Astronomy - Through thorns to the stars

Drawing - What should we build a house, draw - we will live

Drafting - The same beams, only in profile

English - Simultaneously with London

French - Made in France

Physical Education - Educator of Hercules

Geography - Around the world in 267 days ( academic year), or why the natives ate Cook

Physics - Newton and his apples

History - Unearthing the past, or Back for knowledge

Computer Science - Let's Overtake Bill Gates

Music and singing - Our school X-factor (for those who are not in the subject: X-factor is an international singing competition where almost anyone can enter)

Labor - Labor made a monkey a man (or - So that a man does not turn into a monkey)

Basics of military training - This is not Rio de Janeiro for you

Fundamentals of Medical Training - Sister of Mercy

Fundamentals of Economics - Economy class

Fundamentals of Law - Admirers of Themis

Ethics and aesthetics - Legend of style

Special nomination:

For survival in conditions close to combat - the class teacher of the most terrible class, who always scares children and parents (although often he is not so terrible, this class).

You can still look at and perhaps choose something carefully.

Nominations for teachers from our

active reader Mikhail:

Physical education teacher - BUT THAT I AM A BAD ATHLETE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AND THE COACH HAVE TO BE BAD!

Teacher of labor training - GUIDE OF THE FLIGHT "MONKEY - MAN"

Astronomy teacher - STAR COUNTER

History teacher - DON'T LIKE - DON'T LISTEN (or MEAN IT WAS SO...)
Math teacher - MISTER X (MRS. X)
Music teacher - TROUBADOUR (THROUBADOROCHKA)

The class teacher in primary school- ABCDEika
The class teacher of the same class, starting from high school and until the very graduation - YOKLMNeika (read as "yokelemeneyka"))))))

If I forgot anyone - write without hesitation! Also supplement the comic nominations for teachers themselves so that there is more choice.

I am making additions - thanks to the reader Elena!

Comic nominations for a school psychologist

• Madam Peacemaker (or Mister)
• Keeper of children's secrets
• Diagnostician - proofreader - optimizer. Or an optimist?
• The heiress of the cat Leopold ("Guys, let's live together!")
• Let's join hands, friends!
• Between the hammer and the anvil
• And who promised that it would be easy?
• Forward to harmony! Or
• The teacher is a harmonist. Because it teaches harmony.

Hope you like at least one!

P.S. Dear friends,

Comic nominations for teachers

Elena continues

School teacher, mother of a graduate of last year and 17 graduates of this year. And - in a pleasant combination - a grateful reader of my site. With your ideas and practical experienceLena shares in the comments under the article. I specifically marked it in bold italics - use it! I invite you, too, to exchange experience in the matter of comic nomination

Anastasia

With a nomination for school principal. The nomination in the comments is also highlighted - use it, please your director and thank Nastya!

Faith

• Library staff - "Pilots of the Book Sea" - for an unmistakable course to the bookshelf.
• To the guard - "And the mouse will not slip through!"
• The head of the dining room - "The Fairy of pots and pans" - for the ability to cook almost everything from almost nothing.
• To the technical staff of the school - "Cleanliness and order" - for the courage to demand to leave the office not only from the students and the teacher, but also the director.

Evelina (that is, me, the author)

• individual schools
• their continuation - .

1. Nomination - For activity and initiative
You show activity in any business,
you attract everyone with new ideas,
you help scum, you lead!
always good, interesting with you!

2. Nomination - DREAM OF GIRLS
He knows how to find an approach to any girl,
They dream of him day and night,
Serious passions boil in the group,
To waltz with him together.

3. Nomination - For diligence
Both the group and the garden are proud of you, you love to learn,
And you love to work. Rejoice us with new successes,
And in life you can achieve a lot!

4. Nomination - For exemplary behavior
the course you have chosen is correct, you are behaving approximately,
respectfully, obediently, doing everything you need!
Everyone admired you, they looked up to you in everything!
let patience and diligence help knowledge!

5. Nomination - Mr. neatness
Always and in everything he is accurate,
All things are in order, nice to look at.
Dirt, disorder and untidiness -
This boy will not endure.

6. Nomination - Mr. sweet tooth
No cookies, no candy
They don't give me lunch...
I would like creamy toffee
Jumping would be much better!
And from strawberry waffles
I would run better!

7. nomination - Mr. shyness
Smart and educated, in life - a hero,
You just get shy sometimes.
Always try to be brave
Then there will be no trace of shyness.

8. nomination - Mr. modesty
he is quiet, modest, charming,
and attentive in class.
just speak louder
but apparently there is no power

9. nomination - Mr. degree
unhurried in movements and smart,
he knows how to hold a conversation.
is thoughtful, sees the future,
sometimes so wise - you are given a diva!

10. Nominated - Mr. Athlete
For dexterity, strength and skill,
Hard work in training
For collection nerves of steel,
And for the desire to be the first,
For courage and patience
Talent, drive and inspiration

11. Nomination - Mr. Artist
The guy loves to draw
Adults like to help.
He has many talents.
Let there be a bright road!

12. Nomination - Mister Justice
Fair and calm
Praise is always worthy.
all the guys respect
Everyone wishes him success.

13. Nomination - MISTER INDEPENDENCE
This child knows everything around
He learns the science of life INDEPENDENTLY,
He will fry the eggs himself, if necessary,
Wash clothes for sure!

14. Nomination - MISTER X
He is a mystery to everyone in the district,
HE IS INDEPENDENT AND SMART,
He can achieve what he wants, if he wants,
It always goes its own way.

15. Nomination - MISTER VSE KNOW
Nothing to surprise him
Always and everyone will be INTRODUCED TO THE COURSE,
Who brought what, where did he go,
Tell quickly and skillfully!

16. Nomination - REAL GENTLEMEN
He is helpful, courteous,
no doubt neat.
Many years without change
real gentleman!

17. Nomination - MISTER ARISTOCRATE
A little lazy and a little imposing,
Dressed neatly and handsome,
He, like the DANDY from the magazine, is also important.
Anyone can confirm this for you!

18. Nominated - Miss Imagination
Oh look guys...
These are raindrops
Wanting your strawberry
They ask for a visit, waking up.
On the window - knock and knock -
There is a booming sound;
Knock them back
Smile, say hello!

19. Nomination - Miss Curiosity
You are inquisitive, apparently born!
You were in a hurry to get on the road!
The world is limitless, find out everything in it!
And of course, tell us!

20. Nomination - Miss quick wits
You are able to quickly
Good to understand and reason
That two plus two is always four
And in another way, it cannot be!

21. Nomination - The most attentive
Quiet, modest and charming,
And be careful in class.
Save anyone, don't let anyone down
You will tell a verse, you will sing a song.

22. Nomination - Miss Obedience
You act like
You are always attention itself
And therefore, probably.
You are a role model.

23. Nomination - Miss fashionista
fashionista in our group,
How hard it is for her!
Loves fashion glasses
And high heels!

24. Nomination - Miss cutie
Sweet face, beautiful eyes,
She dresses like a princess from a fairy tale.
Beautiful, slender, like a camomile in a field
You can call it in one word - cutie!

25. Nominated - Miss Capricious
Like our nominee
There's a big pocket somewhere!
And there are no pictures,
No handkerchiefs, no shoes,
No candy, no book
And the whims live there!

26. Nomination - exemplary behavior
You have chosen the right course
you act like
respectfully, obediently
do whatever it takes!

27. Nomination - the best singer
You are a soloist in our choir,
As soon as you open your mouth,
You can hear it even in the hallway
Everyone knows who is singing.

You love to sing from birth
You are the star in karaoke.
Dreaming of Eurovision
Get out when you grow up.

28. Nomination - The most stylish
Every day with a new hairstyle
Going to school is fun
That with a two-meter pigtail,
That curls suddenly curl.

The one with straight hair
Repaint them again...
In front of the mirror for hours
You are ready to stand.

29. Nominated - Most Responsive
Will always respond to a request
And invite guests to his place;
From a joke that hour will laugh,
Tells a lot of news.

30. Nomination - the kindest
Like the sun you radiate
You are warm and kind.
help everyone clean up
Keeping clean...

If an apple is in your pocket,
You will surely eat.
For those who didn't make it,
You will solve all tasks.

See more nominations here.