Funny stories about children. The best children's books with humor and adventure

Short story with great meaning, a child is much easier to master than long work with multiple themes. Start reading from simple sketches and move on to more serious books. (Vasily Sukhomlinsky)

Ingratitude

Grandfather Andrey invited his grandson Matvey to visit. The grandfather put a large bowl of honey in front of his grandson, put white rolls, invites:
- Eat, Matveyka, honey. If you want, eat honey with rolls with a spoon, if you want - rolls with honey.
Matvey ate honey with rolls, then - rolls with honey. I ate so much that it became difficult to breathe. He wiped his sweat, sighed and asked:
- Tell me, please, grandfather, what kind of honey is it - lime or buckwheat?
- And what? - Grandfather Andrei was surprised. - I treated you with buckwheat honey, granddaughters.
“Linden honey is still tastier,” said Matvey and yawned: after a plentiful meal, he felt sleepy.
Pain squeezed the heart of grandfather Andrei. He was silent. And the grandson continued to ask:
- And the flour for rolls - from spring or winter wheat? Grandfather Andrei turned pale. His heart clenched with unbearable pain.
It became hard to breathe. He closed his eyes and groaned.

Why say "thank you"?

Two people were walking along the forest road - grandfather and a boy. It was hot, they wanted to drink.
The travelers came to a stream. Cool water gurgled softly. They leaned over and got drunk.
“Thank you, stream,” Grandpa said. The boy laughed.
- Why did you say "thank you" to the stream? he asked his grandfather. - After all, the stream is not alive, will not hear your words, will not understand your gratitude.
- This is true. If the wolf got drunk, he would not say “thank you”. And we are not wolves, we are people. Do you know why a person says "thank you"?
Think who needs this word?
The boy thought. He had plenty of time. The road was long...

Martin

The mother swallow taught the chick to fly. The chick was very small. He clumsily and helplessly waved his weak wings. Unable to stay in the air, the chick fell to the ground and was badly hurt. He lay motionless and squealed plaintively. The mother swallow was very alarmed. She circled over the chick, screaming loudly and did not know how to help him.
The little girl picked up the chick and put it in a wooden box. And she put the box with the chick on the tree.
The swallow took care of her chick. She brought him food daily, fed him.
The chick began to recover quickly and was already chirping merrily and cheerfully waving its strengthened wings.
The old red cat wanted to eat the chick. He quietly crept up, climbed a tree and was already at the very box. But at this time the swallow flew off the branch and began to fly boldly in front of the very nose of the cat. The cat rushed after her, but the swallow deftly dodged, and the cat missed and slammed to the ground with all his might.
Soon the chick completely recovered and the swallow, with a joyful chirping, took him to his native nest under the neighboring roof.

Evgeny Permyak

How Misha wanted to outsmart his mother

Misha's mother came home after work and threw up her hands:
- How did you, Mishenka, manage to break off the wheel of a bicycle?
- It, mother, broke off by itself.
- And why is your shirt torn, Mishenka?
- Mommy, she broke herself.
- And where did your second shoe go? Where did you lose it?
- He, mother, lost himself somewhere.
Then Misha's mother said:
- How bad they are! They, the scoundrels, need to teach a lesson!
- But as? Misha asked.
“Very simple,” Mom replied. - If they have learned to break themselves, tear themselves apart and get lost on their own, let them learn to repair themselves, sew themselves up, stay on their own. And you and I, Misha, will sit at home and wait until they do all this.
Misha sat down by the broken bicycle, in a torn shirt, without a shoe, and thought hard. Apparently, this boy had something to think about.

Short story "Ah!"

Nadia didn't know how to do anything. Grandmother Nadya dressed, put on shoes, washed, combed her hair.
Mom Nadya was fed from a cup, fed from a spoon, put to bed, lulled.
Nadia heard about the kindergarten. It's fun for friends to play there. They dance. They sing. They listen to stories. Good for kids kindergarten. And Nadenka would have been fine there, but they didn't take her there. Not accepted!
Oh!
Nadia cried. Mom cried. Grandma cried.
- Why didn't you take Nadya to kindergarten?
And in kindergarten they say:
How can we accept her when she can't do anything.
Oh!
Grandma caught on, mom caught on. And Nadia caught on. Nadia began to dress herself, put on her own shoes, wash herself, eat, drink, comb her hair, and go to bed.
As they found out about this in kindergarten, they themselves came for Nadia. They came and took her to the kindergarten, dressed, shod, washed, combed.
Oh!

Nikolai Nosov

steps

One day Petya was returning from kindergarten. That day he learned to count to ten. He reached his house, and his younger sister Valya was already waiting at the gate.
“I already know how to count!” Petya boasted. - I learned in kindergarten. Look how I now count all the steps on the stairs.
They began to climb the stairs, and Petya loudly counted the steps:

- Well, why did you stop? Valya asks.
“Wait, I forgot which step is next. I will remember now.
“Well, remember,” says Valya.
They stood on the stairs, they stood. Petya says:
- No, I can't remember that. Well, let's start over.
They went down the stairs. They started going up again.
“One,” says Petya, “two, three, four, five… And he stopped again.
- Forgot again? Valya asks.
- Forgot! How is it! I just remembered and suddenly forgot! Well, let's try again.
They went down the stairs again, and Petya started over:
One, two, three, four, five...
“Maybe twenty-five?” Valya asks.
- Well no! You just stop thinking! You see, I forgot because of you! Will have to start over again.
I don't want to at first! Valya says. - What it is? Up, then down, then up, then down! My legs already hurt.
“If you don’t want to, don’t,” Petya answered. “I won’t go any further until I remember.”
Valya went home and said to her mother:
- Mom, there Petya counts steps on the stairs: one, two, three, four, five, but then he doesn’t remember.
“And then six,” Mom said.
Valya ran back to the stairs, and Petya kept counting the steps:
One, two, three, four, five...
- Six! Valya whispers. - Six! Six!
- Six! Petya was delighted and went on. - Seven eight nine ten.
It’s good that the stairs ended, otherwise he would never have reached the house, because he only learned to count up to ten.

Slide

The children built a snow hill in the yard. They poured water on her and went home. The cat didn't work. He was sitting at home, looking out the window. When the guys left, Kotka put on his skates and went up the hill. Teal skates in the snow, but can't get up. What to do? Kotka took the box of sand and sprinkled it on the hill. The guys came running. How to ride now? The guys were offended by Kotka and forced him to cover the sand with snow. Kotka untied his skates and began to cover the hill with snow, and the guys poured water over it again. Kotka also made steps.

Nina Pavlova

The little mouse got lost

The mother gave the forest mouse a wheel made of dandelion stem and said:
- Come on, play, ride near the house.
- Pip-pip-pip! the mouse shouted. - I will play, I will ride!
And rolled the wheel down the path. I rolled it, rolled it, and played so much that I did not notice how I found myself in a strange place. Last year's linden nuts were lying on the ground, and above, behind the carved leaves, a completely foreign place! The mouse is quiet. Then, so that it would not be so scary, he put his wheel on the ground, and he sat in the middle. Sitting and thinking
“Mom said: “Ride near the house.” And where is now near the house?
But then he saw that the grass trembled in one place and a frog jumped out.
- Pip-pip-pip! the mouse shouted. - Tell me, frog, where is near the house, where is my mother?
Fortunately, the frog knew just that and answered:
- Run straight and straight under these flowers. Meet the newt. He has just crawled out from under the stone, lies and breathes, is about to crawl into the pond. From the newt, turn left and run along the path all straight and straight. You will meet a white butterfly. She sits on a blade of grass and waits for someone. From the white butterfly, turn left again and then shout to your mother, she will hear.
- Thanks! - said the mouse.
He picked up his wheel and rolled it between the stems, under the bowls of white and yellow anemone flowers. But the wheel soon became stubborn: it would hit one stalk, then another, then it would get stuck, then it would fall. And the mouse did not back down, pushed him, pulled him, and finally rolled out onto the path.
Then he remembered the newt. After all, the newt never met! And he did not meet because he had already managed to crawl into the pond while the little mouse was fiddling with his wheel. So the mouse did not know where he needed to turn left.
And again he rolled his wheel at random. Rolled up to tall grass. And again, grief: the wheel got tangled in it - and neither back nor forward!
Barely managed to get him out. And then only the mouse remembered the white butterfly. After all, she never met.
And the white butterfly sat, sat on a blade of grass and flew away. So the little mouse did not know where he needed to turn left again.
Fortunately, the mouse met a bee. She flew to the flowers of red currant.
- Pip-pip-pip! the mouse shouted. - Tell me, bee, where is near the house, where is my mother?
And the bee just knew this and answered:
- Run downhill now. You will see - in the lowland something turns yellow. It's as if the tables are covered with patterned tablecloths, and on them are yellow cups. This is a spleen, such a flower. From the spleen go uphill. You will see flowers radiant like the sun and next to them - on long legs - fluffy white balls. This is a coltsfoot flower. Turn right from him and then shout to your mother, she will hear.
- Thanks! the mouse said...
Where to run now? And it was already getting dark, and no one could be seen around! The mouse sat down under a leaf and cried. And he cried so loudly that his mother heard him and came running. How happy he was for her! And she even more: she didn’t even hope that her son was alive. And they merrily ran side by side home.

Valentina Oseeva

Button

Tanya's button came off. Tanya sewed it to her blouse for a long time.
“Well, grandmother,” she asked, “do all boys and girls know how to sew on their buttons?”
- I really don't know, Tanyusha; both boys and girls know how to tear off buttons, but grandmothers get more and more to sew on.
- That's how! Tanya said offended. - And you made me, as if you yourself were not a grandmother!

Three comrades

Vitya lost his breakfast. At the big break, all the guys had breakfast, and Vitya stood on the sidelines.
- Why do not you eat? Kolya asked him.
Lost breakfast...
- Bad, - said Kolya, biting off a large piece of white bread. - It's still a long way to lunch!
- Where did you lose it? Misha asked.
- I don't know... - Vitya said quietly and turned away.
- You probably carried it in your pocket, but you need to put it in your bag, - said Misha. But Volodya did not ask anything. He went up to Vita, broke a piece of bread and butter in half and handed it to his comrade:
- Take it, eat it!

The boy Yasha always liked to climb everywhere and climb into everything. As soon as some suitcase or box was brought, Yasha immediately found himself in it.

And he climbed into all sorts of bags. And in closets. And under the tables.

Mom often said:

- I'm afraid, I'll come with him to the post office, he will get into some empty parcel, and he will be sent to Kyzyl-Orda.

He got very good for it.

And then Yasha took a new fashion - he began to fall from everywhere. When it was distributed in the house:

- Eh! - everyone understood that Yasha had fallen from somewhere. And the louder the “uh” was, the greater was the height from which Yasha flew. For example, mother hears:

- Eh! - so it's no big deal. This Yasha just fell off the stool.

If you hear:

- Eee! - so it's a very serious matter. It was Yasha who plopped down from the table. I need to go and look at his bumps. And on a visit, Yasha climbed everywhere, and even tried to climb on the shelves in the store.

One day my dad said:

- Yasha, if you climb somewhere else, I don’t know what I will do with you. I'll tie you to the vacuum cleaner with ropes. And you will walk everywhere with a vacuum cleaner. And you will go to the store with your mother with a vacuum cleaner, and in the yard you will play in the sand tied to a vacuum cleaner.

Yasha was so frightened that after these words he did not climb anywhere for half a day.

And then, nevertheless, he climbed onto the table with his dad and crashed together with the phone. Dad took it and actually tied it to a vacuum cleaner.

Yasha walks around the house, and the vacuum cleaner follows him like a dog. And he goes to the store with his mother with a vacuum cleaner, and plays in the yard. Very uncomfortable. Neither you climb the fence, nor ride a bicycle.

But Yasha learned to turn on the vacuum cleaner. Now instead of "uh" constantly began to be heard "uu".

As soon as mom sits down to knit socks for Yasha, when all of a sudden all over the house - "oooooo." Mom is jumping up and down.

We decided to make a good deal. Yasha was untied from the vacuum cleaner. And he promised not to climb anywhere else. Papa said:

- This time, Yasha, I will be stricter. I'll tie you to a stool. And I'll nail the stool to the floor with nails. And you will live with a stool, like a dog in a booth.

Yasha was very afraid of such a punishment.

But just then a very wonderful case turned up - they bought a new wardrobe.

First, Yasha climbed into the closet. He sat in the closet for a long time, banging his forehead against the walls. This is an interesting thing. Then he got bored and got out.

He decided to climb into the closet.

Yasha moved the dining table to the closet and climbed on it. But he did not reach the top of the cabinet.

Then he put a light chair on the table. He climbed onto the table, then onto a chair, then onto the back of a chair, and began to climb onto the closet. Already half gone.

And then the chair slipped out from under his foot and fell to the floor. But Yasha remained half on the closet, half in the air.

Somehow he climbed onto the closet and fell silent. Try telling your mom

- Oh, mom, I'm sitting on the closet!

Mom will immediately transfer him to a stool. And he will live like a dog all his life near a stool.

Here he sits and is silent. Five minutes, ten minutes, five more minutes. All in all, almost a month. And Yasha slowly began to cry.

And mom hears: Yasha can’t hear something.

And if Yasha is not heard, then Yasha is doing something wrong. Either he chews matches, or he climbed into the aquarium knee-deep, or he draws Cheburashka on his father's papers.

Mom began to look in different places. And in the closet, and in the nursery, and in my father's office. And everything is in order: dad works, the clock is ticking. And if there is order everywhere, then something difficult must have happened to Yasha. Something extraordinary.

Mom screams:

- Yasha, where are you?

Yasha is silent.

- Yasha, where are you?

Yasha is silent.

Then my mother began to think. He sees a chair on the floor. He sees that the table is not in place. He sees - Yasha is sitting on the closet.

Mom asks:

- Well, Yasha, are you going to sit on the closet all your life or will we get down?

Yasha doesn't want to go down. He is afraid that he will be tied to a stool.

He says:

- I won't get down.

Mom says:

- Okay, let's live on the closet. Now I'll bring you lunch.

She brought Yasha soup in a bowl, a spoon and bread, and a small table and a stool.

Yasha had lunch on the cupboard.

Then his mother brought him a pot on the closet. Yasha was sitting on the potty.

And in order to wipe his ass, my mother had to get up on the table herself.

At this time, two boys came to visit Yasha.

Mom asks:

- Well, should you give Kolya and Vitya a closet?

Yasha says:

- Submit.

And then dad couldn’t stand it from his office:

- Now I myself will come to visit him on the closet. Yes, not one, but with a strap. Remove it from the cabinet immediately.

They took Yasha out of the closet, and he says:

- Mom, I didn’t get off because I’m afraid of stools. My dad promised to tie me to a stool.

“Oh, Yasha,” says mom, “you are still small. You don't understand jokes. Go play with the guys.

And Yasha understood jokes.

But he also understood that dad did not like to joke.

He can easily tie Yasha to a stool. And Yasha did not climb anywhere else.

Yasha was good to everyone, he just ate badly. All the time with concerts. Either mom sings to him, or dad shows tricks. And he gets along:

- I do not want.

Mom says:

- Yasha, eat porridge.

- I do not want.

Papa says:

- Yasha, drink juice!

- I do not want.

Mom and dad got tired of persuading him every time. And then my mother read in one scientific pedagogical book that children should not be persuaded to eat. It is necessary to put a plate of porridge in front of them and wait for them to get hungry and eat everything.

They put, put plates in front of Yasha, but he does not eat and does not eat anything. He doesn't eat meatballs, soup, or porridge. He became thin and dead, like a straw.

- Yasha, eat porridge!

- I do not want.

- Yasha, eat soup!

- I do not want.

Previously, his pants were hard to fasten, but now he dangled completely freely in them. It was possible to launch another Yasha into these pants.

And then one day a strong wind blew.

And Yasha played on the site. He was very light, and the wind rolled him around the site. Rolled up to the wire mesh fence. And there Yasha got stuck.

So he sat, pressed against the fence by the wind, for an hour.

Mom calls:

- Yasha, where are you? Go home with the soup to suffer.

But he doesn't go. He is not even heard. He not only became dead himself, but his voice became dead. Nothing is heard that he squeaks there.

And he squeaks:

- Mom, take me away from the fence!

Mom began to worry - where did Yasha go? Where to look for it? Yasha is not seen and not heard.

Dad said this:

- I think our Yasha was rolled away somewhere by the wind. Come on, mom, we'll take the pot of soup out onto the porch. The wind will blow and the smell of soup will bring to Yasha. On this delicious smell, he will crawl.

You can read "Deniska's Stories" at any age and several times and it will still be funny and interesting! Since the book by V. Dragunsky "Deniska's stories" was first published, readers have fallen in love with these funny, humorous stories so much that this book is being reprinted and reprinted. And probably there is no such student who would not know Deniska Korablev, who became his boyfriend for children of different generations - he looks like classmates who get into funny, sometimes ridiculous situations ...

2) Zak A., Kuznetsov I. "Summer is gone. Save the drowning man. Humorous film stories"(7-12 years old)
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The collection includes two humorous film stories by Avenir Zak and Isai Kuznetsov, famous Soviet playwrights and screenwriters.
The heroes of the first story at first do not expect anything good from the upcoming holidays. What could be more boring than going all summer to three apparently strict aunts? That's right - nothing! So summer is gone. But in reality it's quite the opposite...
What if the photo in the local newspaper shows all your friends, but not yourself? It's so embarrassing! Andrei Vasilkov really wants to prove that he is also capable of feats ...
Stories about the fun summer adventures of unlucky and mischievous boys formed the basis of the scenarios of two eponymous feature films, one of which, "Summer Is Gone", was shot by Rolan Bykov. The book was illustrated by an outstanding master book graphics Heinrich Walck.

3) Averchenko A. humorous stories for kids"(8-13 years old)

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The heroes of these funny stories- boys and girls, as well as their parents, educators and teachers who were once children themselves, but not all of them remember this. The author doesn't just entertain the reader; he unobtrusively gives lessons adulthood children and reminds adults that their childhood should never be forgotten.

4) Oster G. "Bad advice", "Problem book", "Petka microbe"(6-12 years old)

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Petka microbe
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Not all microbes are harmful. Petka - just useful. Without people like him, we will not see either sour cream or kefir. There are so many microbes in one drop of water that it is impossible to count. To see these crumbs, you need a microscope. But maybe they also look at us - from the other side magnifying glass? Writer G. Oster wrote a whole book about the life of microbes - Petka and his family.

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The word "Problem" on the cover of the book is not so attractive. For many, it is boring and even scary. But "Grigor Oster's Task Book" is a completely different matter! Every student and every parent knows that these are not just tasks, but terribly funny stories about forty grandmothers, baby Kuzya, Khudyushchenko circus performer, worms, flies, Vasilisa the Wise and Koshchei the Immortal, pirates, as well as Mryaka, Bryak, Khryamzik ​​and Slyunik. Well, to make it completely funny, right to the point of dropping, in these stories you need to count something. To multiply someone by something or, conversely, divide. Add something to something, or maybe take someone away from someone. And get the main result: to prove that mathematics is not a boring science!

5) Vangeli S. "Adventures of Gugutse", "Chubo from the village of Turturik"(6-12 years old)

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These are absolutely wonderful atmospheric stories with a very peculiar humor and a pronounced national Moldavian flavor! Children are delighted with fascinating stories about the cheerful and courageous Gugutse and the naughty Chubo.

6) Zoshchenko M. "Stories for children"(6-12 years old)

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Zoshchenko knew how to find the funny in life and notice the comic even in the most serious situations. And he also knew how to write in such a way that every child could easily understand him. That is why Zoshchenko's "Stories for Children" are recognized as classics of children's literature. In his humorous stories for children, the writer teaches the younger generation to be brave, kind, honest and smart. These are indispensable stories for the development and education of children. They cheerfully, naturally and unobtrusively lay the main life values ​​in the children. After all, if you look back at your own childhood, it is not difficult to see what influence the stories about Lyola and Minka, the cowardly Vasya, the smart bird and other characters of stories for children written by M.M. once had on us. Zoshchenko.

7) Rakitina E. "Intercom thief"(6-10 years old)
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Elena Rakitina writes touching, instructive, and most importantly - extremely funny stories! Their heroes, the inseparable Mishka and Yegorka, are third-graders who are never bored. The adventures of the boys at home and at school, their dreams and travels will not let young readers get bored!
Open this book as soon as possible, meet guys who know how to make friends, and they will be happy to take into the company of everyone who loves fun reading!
The stories about Mishka and Egor were awarded the medal of the International Children's literary prize them. V. Krapivina (2010), Diploma literary competition them. V. Golyavkina (2014), diplomas of the All-Russian literary and artistic magazine for schoolchildren "Koster" (2008 and 2012).

8) L. Kaminsky "Lessons in laughter"(7-12 years old)
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What are the most interesting lessons at school? For some guys - mathematics, for others - geography, for others - literature. But there is nothing more exciting than laughter lessons, especially if they are taught by the funny teacher in the world - the writer Leonid Kaminsky. From mischievous and curious childish stories, he collected a real collection of school humor.

9) Collection "The funniest stories"(7-12 years old)
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The collection collected exceptionally funny stories from various authors, including V. Dragunsky, L. Panteleev, V. Oseeva, M. Korshunov, V. Golyavkin, L. Kaminsky, I. Pivovarova, S. Makhotin, M. Druzhinina.

10) N. Teffi Humorous Stories(8-14 years old)
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Nadezhda Taffy (1872-1952) did not write specifically for children. This "queen of Russian humor" had an exclusively adult audience. But those stories of the writer, which are written about children, are unusually lively, cheerful and witty. And the children in these stories are simply charming - spontaneous, unlucky, naive and incredibly sweet, however, like all children at all times. Acquaintance with the work of N. Teffi will bring a lot of joy to both young readers and their parents. Read with the whole family!

11) V. Golyavkin "Carousel in the head"(7-10 years old)
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If everyone knows Nosov and Dragunsky, then Golyavkin is for some reason much less known (and completely undeservedly). Acquaintance turns out to be very pleasant - light ironic stories describing simple everyday situations that are close and understandable to children. In addition, the book contains the story "My Good Dad", written by the same in plain language, but much more emotionally rich - small stories, permeated with love and light sadness for the father who died in the war.

12) M. Druzhinina "My cheerful day off"(6-10 years old)
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The book of the famous children's writer Marina Druzhinina includes funny stories and poems about modern boys and girls. What just does not happen to these inventors and mischievous people at school and at home! The book "My Merry Weekend" was awarded a diploma of the International Literary Prize SV Mikhalkov "Clouds".

13) V. Alenikov "The Adventures of Petrov and Vasechkin"(8-12 years old)

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Everyone who was once small knows Vasya Petrov and Petya Vasechkin in much the same way as their classmates. At the end of the 80s, there was not a single teenager who would not make friends with them thanks to the films of Vladimir Alenikov.
These old teenagers grew up and became parents, while Petrov and Vasechkin remained the same and still love ordinary and incredible adventure, they are in love with Masha and are ready for anything for her. Even learn to swim, speak French and serenades.

14) I. Pivovarova "What is my head thinking about"(7-12 years old)
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The book by the famous children's writer Irina Pivovarova includes funny stories and stories about the funny adventures of a third grader Lucy Sinitsyna and her friends. The unusual, full of humor stories that happen to this inventor and prankster will be read with pleasure not only by children, but also by their parents.

15) V. Medvedev "Barankin, be a man"(8-12 years old)
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The story "Barankin, be a man!" - the most famous book by the writer V. Medvedev - tells about the hilarious adventures of school friends Yura Barankin and Kostya Malinin. In search of a carefree life, in which they don’t give deuces and don’t give lessons at all, the friends decided to turn ... into sparrows. And they have turned! And then - into butterflies, then - into ants ... But easy life among birds and insects they failed. Quite the opposite happened. After all the transformations, returning to ordinary life, Barankin and Malinin realized what happiness it is to live among people and be a man!

16) About Henry "Chief of the Redskins"(8-14 years old)
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The story of hapless kidnappers who stole a child to ransom him. As a result, tired of the boy's tricks, they were forced to pay his father to save them from the little robber.

17) A. Lindgren "Emil from Lenneberg", "Pippi-Longstocking"(6-12 years old)

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A merry story about Emil from Lenneberg, written by the wonderful Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren and brilliantly retold into Russian by Lilianna Lungina, fell in love with adults and children all over the planet. This swirling little boy is a terrible mischief-maker, he will not live a day without playing pranks. Well, who would think of chasing a cat to check if it jumps well?! Or put on a tureen? Or set fire to the feather on the pastor's hat? Or catch your own father in a rat trap, and feed the piglet with drunken cherries?

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How can a little girl carry a horse in her arms?! Imagine what can!
And this girl's name is Pippi Longstocking. It was invented by the wonderful Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren.
There is no one in the world stronger than Pippi, she is able to put even the most famous strongman on her shoulder blades. But not only Pippi is famous for this. She is also the funniest, most unpredictable, most mischievous and kindest girl in the world, with whom you definitely want to make friends!

18) E. Uspensky "Uncle Fedor, a dog and a cat"(5-10 years)

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Something happens all the time with the inhabitants of the village of Prostokvashino - not a day without adventures. Either Matroskin and Sharik will quarrel, and Uncle Fyodor reconciles them, then Pechkin is at war with Khvatayka, then Murka the cow is acting weird.

19) P.Maar Series about Subastic(8-12 years old)

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An amazing, funny and kind book by Paul Maar will show what it is like for parents with a naughty child. Even if this child is a magical creature named Subastic, walking around only in a diving suit and destroying everything that comes to hand, be it a glass, a piece of wood or nails.

20) A. Usachev "Smart dog Sonya. Stories"(5-9 years old)
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This is the story of two funny and witty friends and their parents, whom they are very similar to. Vasya and Petya are tireless explorers, so they can't even live one day without adventure: either they reveal the insidious plan of the criminals, or they arrange a painter's contest in the apartment, or they look for a treasure.

22) Nikolai Nosov "Vitya Maleev at school and at home"(8-12 years old)

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This is a story about school friends - Vita Maleev and Kostya Shishkin: about their mistakes, sorrows and insults, joys and victories. Friends are upset because of poor progress and missed lessons at school, they are happy, having overcome their own disorganization and laziness, having earned the approval of adults and classmates, and, in the end, they understand that without knowledge you will not achieve anything in life.

23) L. Davydychev "The life of Ivan Semyonov, a second-grader and a repeater, full of hardships and dangers, is difficult"(8-12 years old)
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An incredibly funny story about Ivan Semyonov, the most unfortunate boy in the whole wide world. Well, think for yourself, why should he be happy? Learning for him is torture. Isn't training better? True, a dislocation of his arm and a nearly split head did not allow him to continue the work he had begun. Then he decided to retire. I even wrote a statement. Again, bad luck - a day later the application was returned and the boy was advised to first learn how to write correctly, finish school, and then work. The commander of the scouts is a worthy occupation, Ivan decided then. But here, too, disappointment awaited him.
What to do with this loafer and loafer? And that's what the school came up with: Ivan must be taken in tow. For this purpose, a girl from the fourth grade, Adelaide, was assigned to him. Since then, Ivan's quiet life has ended ...

24) A. Nekrasov "The Adventures of Captain Vrungel"(8-12 years old)

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Andrey Nekrasov's cheerful story about Captain Vrungel has long been one of the most beloved and sought after. After all, only such a brave captain is able to cope with a shark with a lemon, neutralize a boa constrictor with a fire extinguisher, make a running machine out of ordinary squirrels in a wheel. Fantastic adventures of Captain Vrungel, his senior assistant Lom and sailor Fuchs, who went to trip around the world on a two-seater sailing yacht "Trouble" has been pleasing more than one generation of dreamers, visionaries, all those who have a passion for adventure.

25) Y. Sotnik "How they saved me"(8-12 years old)
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The book includes well-known stories written by Yuri Sotnik in different years: "Archimedes" by Vovka Grushin, "How I was independent", "Dudkin is sharp", "The artilleryman's granddaughter", "How they saved me", etc. These stories are sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but always very instructive. Do you know how mischievous and inventive your parents were once? Almost the same as you. If you don’t believe it, read for yourself what stories happened to them. This collection of funny and good writer for everyone who loves to laugh.

Call Natasha on the phone!
- Natasha is not there, what can I tell her?
Give her five roubles!

The patient came to the doctor:
- Doctor, you advised me to fall asleep, count to 100,000!
- Well, how did you fall asleep?
No, it's already morning! Sent by Yana Sukhoverkhova from Estonia, Pärnu on May 18, 2003

- Vasya! Does it bother you that you're left-handed?
- Not. Every person has their own shortcomings. Here you are, for example, with which hand do you stir the tea?
- Right!
- Here you see! BUT normal people stir with a spoon!

A psycho is walking down the street and dragging a thread behind him.
A passer-by asks him:
- Why are you dragging a thread behind you?
What should I push forward?

- I have a neighbor - a vampire was.
— How did you know that?
- And I drove an aspen stake into his chest, and he died.

"Boy, why are you crying so bitterly?"
- Due to rheumatism.
- What? So small, and you already have rheumatism?
- No, I got a deuce, because I wrote "rhyme" in the dictation!

— Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
- And the day after tomorrow?

"Petya, what are you laughing at?" Personally, I don't see anything funny!
- And you can’t see: after all, you sat on my sandwich with jam!

— Petya, how many excellent students are in your class?
“Not counting me, four.
- Are you an excellent student?
- Not. That's what I said - except for me!

Phone call in the teacher's room:
— Hello! Is this Anna Alekseevna? Tolya's mother says.
— Who-whom? I can't hear well!
- Tolya! I spell it out: Tatyana, Oleg, Leonid, Ivan, Kirill, Andrey!
- What? And all the kids are in my class?

In a drawing lesson, one student turns to a neighbor on the desk:
- You drew well! I've whetted my appetite!
— Appetite? From sunrise?
- Wow! I thought you drew an egg!

During the singing lesson, the teacher said:
Let's talk about opera today. Who knows what opera is?
Vovochka raised his hand:
- I know. This is when one person kills another in a duel, and he sings for a long time before falling!

The teacher handed out notebooks after checking the dictation.
Vovochka approaches the teacher with his notebook and asks:
“Maria Ivanovna, I didn’t understand what you wrote down here!
- I wrote: "Sidorov, write legibly!"

The teacher told the lesson about the great inventors. Then she asked the students:
- What would you like to invent?
One student said:
- I would invent such an automaton: press a button - and all the lessons are ready!
- Well, lazy! the teacher laughed.
Here Vovochka raised his hand and said:
- And I would come up with a device that would press this button!

Vovochka answers in a zoology lesson:
- The length of the crocodile from head to tail is 5 meters, and from tail to head - 7 meters ...
“Think about what you are saying,” the teacher interrupts Vovochka. - Is it possible?
“It happens,” Vovochka replies. - For example, from Monday to Wednesday - two days, and from Wednesday to Monday - five!

— Vovochka, what do you want to be when you grow up?
— An ornithologist.
Is this the one who studies birds?
- Yeah. I want to cross a dove with a parrot.
- Why?
- And if suddenly the dove gets lost so that he can ask for the way home!

The teacher asks Vovochka:
What teeth are the last to appear in a person?
“Artificial,” answered Little Johnny.

Vovochka stops the car on the street:
- Uncle, take me to school!
- I'm going in the opposite direction.
- All the better!

- Dad, - says Little Johnny, - I have to tell you that tomorrow there will be a small meeting of students, parents and teachers at the school.
What does "small" mean?
“It’s just you, me, and the class teacher.

We wrote a dictation. When Alla Grigoryevna was checking notebooks, she turned to Antonov:
- Kolya, why are you so inattentive? I dictated: "The door creaked and opened." What did you write? "The door creaked and fell off!"
And everyone laughed!

“Vorobiev,” said the teacher, “you didn’t do your homework again!” Why?
— Igor Ivanovich, we had no electricity yesterday.
— And what were you doing? I suppose you watched TV?
Yeah, in the dark...
And everyone laughed!

A young teacher complains to her friend:
- One of my students completely tortured me: he makes noise, hooligans, disrupts lessons!
But he has at least one positive quality?
- Unfortunately, there is - he does not miss classes ...

On the lesson German language we passed the topic "My hobby". The teacher called Petya Grigoriev. He stood and was silent for a long time.
“I don’t hear an answer,” said Elena Alekseevna. — What is your hobby?
Then Petya said in German:
— Their bean briefmark! (I'm a postage stamp!)
And everyone laughed!

The lesson has begun. The teacher asked:
- Duty officer, who is missing from the class?
Pimenov looked around and said:
- Missing Mushkin.
At that moment, Mushkin's head appeared in the doorway:
I'm not absent, I'm here!
And everyone laughed!

It was a geometry lesson.
- Who solved the problem? asked Igor Petrovich.
Vasya Rybin was the first to raise his hand.
- Excellent, Rybin, - the teacher praised, - Please, to the blackboard!
Vasya went to the blackboard and said importantly:
Consider triangle ABCD!
And everyone laughed!

Why weren't you at school yesterday?
“My older brother is sick.
— And what about you?
And I rode his bike!

- Petrov, why are you teaching so badly English language?
- What for?
- What do you mean why? After all, this language is spoken by half the globe!
“And isn’t that enough?

- Petya, if you met old Hottabych, what wish would you ask him to fulfill?
— I would ask to make London the capital of France.
- Why?
- And I answered yesterday in geography and got a deuce! ..

- Well done, mitya. dad says. — How did you manage to get an A in zoology?
- They asked me how many legs an ostrich has and I answered - three.
“Wait, but an ostrich has two legs!”
— Yes, but all the others said four!

Petya was invited to visit. They tell him:
Petya, take another piece of cake.
Thanks, I've already eaten two pieces.
“Then eat a tangerine.”
Thanks, I've already eaten three tangerines.
“Then take some fruit with you.
Thanks, I already got it!

Cheburashka found a penny on the road. Comes to the store where they sell toys. He gives a penny to the saleswoman and says:
“Give me this toy, this one, and this one!”
The saleswoman looks at him in surprise.
- Well, what are you waiting for? Cheburashka says. - Let's change, and I went!

Vovochka with dad at the zoo are standing by the cage where the lion sits.
- Dad, - says Little Johnny, - and if a lion accidentally jumps out of the cage and eats you, which bus should I take home? ..

- Dad, - asks Little Johnny, - why don't you have a car?
— No money for a car. So don't be lazy, study better, become a good specialist and buy yourself a car.
- Dad, why were you lazy at school?

“Petya,” Dad asks, “why are you limping?”
“I put my foot in the mousetrap and got pinched.
Don't poke your nose where it doesn't belong!

— Grandpa, what are you doing with this bottle? Do you want to install a boat in it?
“That's exactly what I wanted at first. And now I would be glad to just pull my hand out of the bottle!

“Daddy,” the daughter turns to her father, “our phone works ugly!”
- And why did you decide so?
- Now I was talking with my girlfriend and did not understand anything.
Have you tried taking turns speaking?

“Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “how much toothpaste is in the tube?”
- I do not know.
- And I know: from the sofa to the door!

- Dad, get on the phone! Petya called to his father, who was shaving in front of the mirror.
When dad finished the conversation, Petya asked him:
Dad, are you good at remembering faces?
“I seem to remember. And what?
“The thing is, I accidentally broke your mirror…

- Dad, what is "telefigurotivization"?
- I do not know. Where did you read it?
I didn't read it, I wrote it!

- Natasha, why are you writing a letter to your grandmother so slowly?
- It's okay: after all, grandmother also reads slowly!

Anna, what have you done! You broke a vase that was two hundred years old!
What a blessing, Mom! I thought it was brand new!

- Mom, what is etiquette?
- This is the ability to yawn with your mouth closed ...

The art teacher says to Vovochka's father:
“Your son has exceptional abilities. Yesterday he drew a fly on the desk, and I even beat off my hand, trying to drive it away!
— What's that! Recently, he made a crocodile in the bathroom, and I got so scared that I tried to jump out through the door, which was also painted on the wall.

Vovochka says to his father:
- Dad, I decided to give you a present for your birthday!
- The best gift for me, - said dad, - is if you study for one five.
“Too late, dad, I already bought you a tie!”

A little boy is watching his dad at work, who is painting the ceiling.
Mom says:
- Look, Petya, and learn. And when you grow up, you will help dad.
Petya is surprised:
“What, he won’t have finished by then?”

The hostess, hiring a new maid, asked her:
“Tell me, dear, do you like parrots?”
— Oh, don't worry, madam, I eat everything!

An auction is taking place in the pet store - there is a sale of talking parrots. One of the buyers who bought the parrot asks the seller:
Does he really speak well?
- Still would! After all, he was always raising the price!

- Petya, what will you do if you are attacked by hooligans?
- I'm not afraid of them - I know judo, karate, aikedo and others scary words!

— Hello! Animal protecting community? In my yard, a postman sits on a tree and calls my poor dog names with various bad words!

The three bears return to their hut.
— Who touched my plate and ate my porridge?! Papa Bear growled.
Who touched my saucer and ate my porridge?! squeaked the little bear.
“Calm down,” said the mother bear. - There was no porridge: I didn’t cook it today!

One person caught a cold and decided to be treated by self-hypnosis. He stood in front of the mirror and began to suggest to himself:
- I won't sneeze, I won't sneeze, I won't sneeze... A-a-pchhi!!! It's not me, it's not me, it's not me...

“Mommy, why does daddy have so little hair on his head?”
- The fact is that our dad thinks a lot.
"Then why do you have such curly hair?"

- Dad, today the teacher told us about an insect that lives only one day. That's great!
- Why - "great"?
- Imagine, you can celebrate your birthday all your life!

One fisherman, a teacher by profession, caught a small catfish, admired it, and, throwing it back into the river, said:
“Go home and come tomorrow with your parents!”

Husband and wife came by car to visit. Leaving the car at the house, they tied the dog nearby and told her to guard the car. When they got ready to return home in the evening, they saw that all the wheels had been removed from the car. And a note was attached to the car: "Do not scold the dog, it was barking!"

One Englishman went into a bar with a dog and said to the visitors:
- I bet that my talking dog will now read Hamlet's monologue "To be or not to be!"
Alas, he immediately lost the bet. Because the dog didn't say a single word.
Coming out of the bar, the owner began to shout at the dog:
- Are you completely stupid? I lost a thousand pounds because of you!
"You're stupid," said the dog. “Don’t you understand that tomorrow in the same bar we can win ten times more!”

- You have a strange dog - she sleeps all day. How can she guard the house?
- It's very simple: when someone else approaches the house, we wake her up, and she starts barking.

The wolf is going to eat the hare. Hare says:
- Let's agree. I will give you three riddles. If you don't guess them, then you will let me go.
- I agree.
— A pair of black, shiny, with laces.
The wolf is silent.
- It's a pair of shoes. Now the second riddle: four black, shiny, with laces.
The wolf is silent.
- Two pairs of boots. The third riddle is the most difficult: lives in a swamp, green, croaks, starts with "la", ends with "gushka".
The wolf shouts joyfully:
- Three pairs of boots!

Hanging on the ceiling the bats. All, as expected, heads down, and one - head up. Mice hanging in the neighborhood are talking:
Why is she hanging upside down?
And she does yoga!

The crow found a large piece of cheese. Then a fox suddenly jumped out from behind the bushes and gave the crow a slap on the back of the head. The cheese fell out, the fox immediately grabbed it and ran away.
Stunned crow with resentment says:
- Wow, the fable was reduced!

The out of breath director of the zoo comes running to the police station:
- For God's sake, help - an elephant ran away from us!
"Calm down, citizen," said the policeman. We'll find your elephant. Name special signs!

An owl flies and shouts:
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Suddenly he hit a pole:
- Wow!

A Japanese schoolboy enters a company store that sells watches.
— Do you have a reliable alarm clock?
“There is nowhere safer,” the seller answers. “First, a siren goes off, then an artillery salvo goes off, and a glass of cold water is poured over your face. If that doesn't work, the alarm will ring the school and let you know you've got the flu!

Guide: - in front of you is a rare exhibit of our museum - a beautiful statue of a Greek warrior. Unfortunately, he is missing an arm and a leg, and his head is damaged in some places. The title is "Winner".
Visitor: Great! I'd like to see what's left of the vanquished!

A foreign tourist who has arrived in Paris addresses a Frenchman:
- I come here for the fifth time, and I see that nothing has changed!
– What needs to change? he asks.
Tourist (pointing to the Eiffel Tower):
- In the end, did they find oil here, or not?

One society lady Heine asked:
What do you need to do to learn to speak French?
- It's not difficult, - he answered, - just instead of German words, you need to use French.

In a history lesson in French school:
Who was the father of Louis XVI?
— Louis XV.
- Good. What about Charles VII?
— Charles the Sixth.
What about Francis the First? Well, what are you silent?
“Francis… Zero!”

In history class, the teacher said:
Today we will repeat the old material. Natasha, ask Semyonov a question.
Natasha thought about it and asked:
What year was the War of 1812 in?
And everyone laughed.

Parents had no time, and Parent meeting grandfather went. He came to bad mood and immediately began to scold his grandson:
- Disgrace! It turns out that you have solid deuces in history! For example, I always had fives in this subject!
“Of course,” the grandson replied, “at the time when you were studying, the story was much shorter!

Baba Yaga asks Koshchei the Deathless:
How did you rest in new year holidays?
- He shot himself a couple of times, drowned himself three times, hanged himself once - in general, he had fun!

Winnie the Pooh congratulated the donkey on his birthday, and then says:
— Eeyore, you must be many years old?
- Why do you say that?
"Judging by your ears, you've been tugged at them a lot!"

The client enters the photo studio and asks the receptionist:
- I wonder why everyone is laughing in your photos?
— And you should have seen our photographer!

- What are you complaining about? the doctor asks the patient.
“You know, by the end of the day I just fall from fatigue.
— What do you do in the evenings?
- I play the violin.
- I recommend music lessons stop immediately!
When the patient left, the nurse asked the doctor in surprise:
- Ivan Petrovich, what does music lessons have to do with it?
- Absolutely nothing. It's just that this woman lives on the floor above me, and we have disgusting soundproofing!

- Yesterday I pulled out a pike weighing twenty kilograms from the hole!
- Can't be!
- That's it, I thought that no one would believe me, so I released it back ...

The summer resident addresses the owner of the dacha:
Could you lower the room rate a little?
- Yes, what are you? With such a beautiful view birch grove!
“And if I promise you that I won’t look out the window?”

The millionaire shows his villa to the guest and says:
- And here I am going to build three pools: one with cold water, the second with warm water, and the third - completely without water.
- Without water? the guest is surprised. - Why?
The thing is, some of my friends can't swim...

At an art exhibition, one visitor asks another:
Do you think this picture depicts a sunrise or a sunset?
Of course, sunset.
- Why do you think so?
— I know this artist. He doesn't wake up before noon.

Buyer: I would like to buy some book.
Seller: - Do you want something light?
Buyer: It doesn't matter, I'm in a car!

An unknown young man set a world record in the 100 meters. The journalist is interviewing him:
— How did you do it? Have you practiced a lot in any sports club?
- No, in the shooting range. I work there to change targets...

- I recently ran two kilometers in one minute at a school competition!
- You're lying! That's better than the world record!
Yes, but I know a shortcut!

The importance of books in human life cannot be overestimated. If you want your child to be diversified and achieve success in life, cultivate in him a love of literature with early years. course in preschool and junior school age you need to choose light, fun works. If you like to read, then you probably remember the funny stories for children from the collection "Deniska's Stories" by V. Dragunsky. What other authors funny stories for children worthy of the attention of young readers? The answers are in our article today.

As we have already said, the first place among funny stories for children is occupied by the book of V. Dragunsky. His cute and funny stories will appeal to children as preschool age, and young "visitors" elementary school. Main character Deniska Korablev daily finds himself in funny and sometimes ridiculous situations that are sure to make little readers smile. "Elephant and Radio", "Knights", " Chicken bouillon”,“ The Battle of the Clean River ”,“ Exactly 25 kilos ”,“ The Dog Thief ”and other stories will be interesting, and most importantly, understandable to children from the age of 5. Download a book.

The collection consists of two children's humorous stories, based on which the famous films of the same name. The plot will especially attract schoolchildren primary school. The main characters of the first part are two mischievous people who have to spend everything summer vacation visiting strict aunts. Naturally, they do not expect anything fun from this plan, but they are in for big surprises... The stories described in the book will definitely appeal to your children, especially boys who dream of the most memorable adventure of their childhood!

Mikhail Zoshchenko - famous writer, as well as one of the best authors funny stories for kids. His collection is rightly recognized as a classic of children's literature. In his stories, he notices funny moments in such a fascinating and plain language that among the fans of his work there are children even 6 years old! Through light and truthful images, he teaches children to be kind, honest, courageous, strive for knowledge and act nobly. In a special honor among children, stories about the heroes Lela and Minka.

We also recommend adding children's list literature “Humorous stories for children” by A. Averchenko, the famous “Bad advice” by G. Oster, “The thief of intercoms” by E. Rakitina, “No need to lie” by M. Zoshchenko, “Carousel in the head” by V. Golovkin, “Smart dog Sonya . Stories" by A. Usacheva, "Zateykina Stories" by N. Nosov and all works by E. Uspensky.