New Year's wishes on pieces of paper are comic. Comic fortune-telling for the new year

1. If you take the initiative, success will not be long in coming.
2. Important news will come very soon.
3. The answer to your question is related to some man, perhaps well known to you.
4. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
5. You hope not in vain!
6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
7. You're on the right way! Do not stop!
8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
9. The results of the case that you have in mind may disappoint, or they may surprise you greatly.
10. The problem is not where you think.
11. Forward and only forward: the cause you are thinking about is right!
12. Your goal is achievable!
13. Success will come if you don't listen to anyone's advice.
14. A time of doubt and hesitation has come for you. But don't worry - everything will work out!
15. Time must pass from the sowing of grain to the harvest.
16. Lead ordinary life but in an unusual way.
17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
19. Winning comes from what you have to give up.
20. Act according not to old authorities, but to what you think is right for you.
21. It's time to finish the old and start the new.
22. Do not expect too much and do not think about the end result.
23. Finish first what you started.
24. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
25. Don't get emotional.
26. Look after your health.
27. Enjoy your luck and share it with people around you.
28. Focus on the present.
29. Don't expect quick results.
30. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
31. Trust what happens to you.
32. Think and take your time with actions.
33. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
34. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
35. Unexpected news awaits you.
36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming face.
37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then thoughts.
38. Your wish will come true this week.
39. On Thursday, be careful - an interesting event awaits you.
40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
43. All your wishes will surely come true.
44. You will soon find the lost thing!
45. You will be very surprised at something!
46. ​​You will do a useful thing!
47. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
49. The most stupid desire is to please everyone.
50. What we pray for is what we receive.
51. The winner differs from the vanquished only in that he rises one more time than he falls.
52. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, but we often waste our energy on trifles.
53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could be!
54. Do what you must, and come what may.
55. back side crisis - new opportunities.
56. When God closes a door, he opens a window for you.
57. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
58. Never be afraid to do what you can't. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
59. It's better to regret what you did, and not about what you didn't do.
60. Whoever stands still, he goes back.
61. What is not done is for the better.
62. No one is defeated until he admits he is defeated.
63. The struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
64. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
65. These people and these events of your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens to them next is up to you.
66. Never ask anyone for anything, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
67. Only fools get lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
68. Evil is not in what enters a person's mouth, but in what comes out of them.
69. Do what you can with what you have where you are right now.
70. If you don’t believe in yourself, then you won’t start anything. And if nothing starts, then nothing will happen.
71. Today, the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday has just come.
72. No hopeless situations: even if you get eaten, you have at least two choices.

Throughout the existence of mankind, people have been trying one way or another to look into the future. Someone turns to professional fortune tellers, someone believes in horoscopes and that the position of the stars affects fate. And someone, just hoping for the best, lives with the confidence that the Guardian Angel will not leave him in any situation.

In more or lesser degree predictions and fortune-telling (including comic ones) are part of the life of each of us. They can please or upset, and can serve as interesting entertainment.

Particularly predisposing to divination for a brighter future are church holidays and New Year.

It has long been customary that Old year, leaving, takes away everything bad with him, and the onset of the New Year promises only good and bright. That is why the celebration of this celebration always takes place in a big way, and comic ones take place in big noisy companies.

So that the next celebration does not become commonplace, you should carefully think about how to diversify it. great idea comic fortune-telling for the New Year can become.

"Concert" or forecast for the future performed by Kolya Baskov

it comic fortune-telling is as follows: you need to make a wish and loudly ask if it will come true. Name a number (depending on the number of channels your TV broadcasts).

Pass the TV remote control to a friend and listen. Usually at this time, musical television programs are broadcast on domestic channels, and the song that comic fortune-telling will bring you will become your prediction for the year. Moreover, if a woman sings, then the wish you made will surely come true. If it's a man, then no.

Lucky ticket or fortune in the form of an usher

If you plan to celebrate the arrival with colleagues noisy big company, this comic fortune-telling will become as relevant as possible. It should be cut from colored paper a lot of the same size squares. Write comic forecasts on them and give the ticket thus obtained to each incoming one. Moreover, the choice of a ticket can be provided to guests. Take the time and imagination to write original predictions, and comic fortune-telling at a corporate party will delight you first with a surge of joyful emotions, and subsequently with a funny discussion.

Chocolate predictor

You should break off a piece of chocolate bar and throw it into a glass of poured champagne. Follow the behavior of chocolate, and comic fortune-telling will delight you with a prediction about what yours will be like. If a piece, barely touching the bubble drink, falls to the bottom, then dance until you drop.

If after the dive it pops up, then you will fly in euphoria. If it swims to the right side of the glass, then there is nowhere for you to hide from your soulmate this night. If to the left - the night promises to be hot, you will begin to look for entertainment on the side, and you will most likely be lucky in this.

"Fants" or through the eyes of the unseeing the truth speaks

One of the guests should be blindfolded. Then each of the remaining take one thing. Things are shuffled and the blindfolded person takes them in turn. Feels well and proclaims his forecast to the owner of the thing. The main thing is to choose a predictor with a developed sense of humor, and this fortune-telling will bring many unforgettable minutes.

Comic divination by notes with predictions

An excellent tradition of entertainment for New Year's table is divination by notes. There are several varieties of it.

Comic notes can be placed in the well-known Chinese cookies, or in the more traditional “nuts” or “squirrels” made of dough for a resident of the former USSR. If you are too lazy to bake, but you want to have fun, then the “vessels” for predictions can be walnut shells wrapped in foil to preserve the pieces of paper placed in them, and, of course, to create an aura of mystery.

An original idea would be to use colored balloons in this divination. Paper tubes (leaves with written predictions) should be placed in still uninflated balls. Each burst balloon is a prediction. And how the guests will choose the balls - it's up to them to decide: by color or size, by size or remoteness. To get a note from the balloon, the balloons will have to burst. For this purpose, save a needle (pin) or invite guests to pop the balls with their priests, sitting on them, or holding them between their legs. Here, all methods are equally good and fun. Fortune-telling comic according to notes is traditionally present in the celebration of the New Year holiday in many countries.

Call to the future

Not so long ago, another comic fortune-telling was invented. Call prediction mobile phone. To hear a forecast for the future or find out, you should dial the first number that comes to mind. If a man picks up the phone, most likely the whole next year will be good for you romantically. If a woman, then career in the coming year will not keep you waiting and will not require much effort. If the subscriber is unavailable, get ready for loneliness. If it is “busy”, you will drown in communication and entertainment, comic fortune-telling promises. All of the above values ​​are applicable and correct if the call will be made by a woman. If a man, then the values ​​​​change exactly the opposite. What is good for a woman is not very good for a man.

If you want to diversify the New Year's holiday, take care of the entertainment. Great option - comic predictions for the New Year. Merry New Year's prophecies will appeal to relatives and friends. Such a game is also suitable for a corporate party. I advise you to choose positive and kind options so that no one is offended. In the article you will find comic predictions about the future that are relevant in different companies.

List of joke predictions

Health

The selection begins with predictions about health. Of course, they have a humorous bias, but some can be adopted.

• “You won’t get sick in winter if you don’t forget to put on a warm scarf!”
• “With health, everything will be ok if you gather friends more often!”
• “If you harden yourself, you won’t go to the doctor!”
• “You will strengthen your health in the New Year, and you will conquer any peaks!”
• “If you lie naked on the ice, then the microbe will no longer creep up to you!”
• “So save yourself from ailments - do more sports!”
• “In order to strengthen your health, you need to visit a bathhouse!”

Career and work

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A lot of money and success prophesies this year!
Raise your glass
And may you be lucky!

***
Are you waiting for a miracle in the New Year?!
And the occasion sounds like a toast -
Career growth awaits you!

***
If you work like a horse
It will not be sweet in life!
In the New Year there is also a minute to relax,
And for a driving weekend - this is not a joke!

***
In the New Year, evil jokes on colleagues
Create large gaps in the aura!

***
The year will bring good luck in work -
You can solve any problem.

***
Career rise promises courage -
You will move to top floor!

Predictions about work in prose will also make the holiday interesting.

• In the New Year, many exciting daily activities await you.
• Already at the beginning of the year, you will hear a powerful explosion: your envious people and competitors will burst with envy.
• After the New Year holidays, you will be attacked by ... incredible luck, happiness and prosperity. Resistance won't help.
• When delays at work disappear, the desire to increase will be fulfilled.
• The increase in the budget is already waiting at the beginning of summer.
• Carefully look under your feet so as not to stray from a successful path.
• There will be much more finance. Where is your wallet thicker?!

Love and relationships

• “The Yellow Pig advises not to grieve, because friends will be around all year.”
• “Blood will play in the veins, because love will warm the heart.”
• “This is the forecast the heavens promise you: in the new year there will be only miracles in life!”
• "Waiting unusual year: a round dance will spin love!
• “In the coming year, you will feel everywhere like a fish in water!”
• "On a sunny deserted beach, your fate will lie next to you."
• “Everything will be fine on the personal front!”
• “There will be a sea of ​​​​friends and bright happy days».
• “You will have special luck - expect an addition to the family!”
• “The year promises to be successful without fail: you will fall in love with two at the same time!”
• “You are lucky in life, which means you expect whole year great luck."
• "Be careful with gifts from loved ones: heavy objects can cause bumps on the forehead."
• "The New Year will be bright - get a lot of gifts."
• "In the New Year, do not borrow - borrow forever."

What will be the year

Many are wondering what the year 2019 will be like in general. Here are some humorous parting words on this topic.

• “A pig promises good luck and a brand new cottage!”
• “It will be a very difficult year, because, whatever one may say, it is hard to carry a suitcase full of money.”
• “The Pig promises you a lot of happiness and pleasant troubles in the New Year!”
• “If you are energetic, then the year will be different.”
• “Your income growth is coming and an exotic holiday in the middle of the year.”
• “In the coming year there will be several wonderful days: your birthday and every new day that comes.
• "A lot of sharp and pleasant sensations."
• “From the beginning of the year there will be luck of various kinds.”
• “The New Year will bring chic gifts, and every day will be bright!”
• “We hasten to disappoint - your dreams are very modest, and great luck awaits you.”
• “There will be a reason for joy in the coming year - a new car will appear.”
• “Can you believe that your cherished dreams will come true soon!”
• “The pig is preparing new discoveries and pleasant events for you in the year.”
• “In the New Year, you are in full dress - waiting real life in Apple pie order".

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Hollywood doesn't even imagine

Various magicians, all-seeing, fortune tellers and astrologers are very popular. A well-thought-out prediction, presented in a comic form, will capture the attention of guests for a long time and make the holiday even brighter. Trying to understand what and how to predict, remember Hollywood, or rather, the names of popular films with an intriguing plot.

To implement the idea, the lights are turned off in the room, only candles and garlands remain, and quiet music is turned on. A glass vase in the shape of a ball is passed around in a circle. Neon lights or garlands are placed at the bottom of the vase, and sprinkled with rose petals cut from corrugated paper on top. On one side of the petal, one of the following parting words should be applied:

• This year expects - big score».
• Next summer you will meet - "Midnight in Paris".
• Meet the Parents Soon.
• You will never be - "Third extra".
• This year you will experience - "Fatal Attraction".
• You will soon find out that you are a "Million Beauty".
• Tomorrow you will have - "Sex and the City".

The number of entries is limited by the imagination of the one who compiled them and the number of films and series whose names are part of the joke. Each person at the table can receive several pieces of paper. A good game will come out of this idea, the winner of which is the one who has more rose petals and, accordingly, more predictions. The reward can be a dance to your favorite song or permission to come up with parting words for each participant.

With a song for life

Song lyrics are an inexhaustible source of information. The main ringleader of the holiday approaches each of the guests with a large dish, on which pieces of paper with a prediction are scattered in a chaotic manner, and asks to take one of them.

On parchment you can write:

• Next year expects - "There are so many separations on earth."
• In February you will meet - “Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world.
• In the spring, you should be more careful with - "Oh, this wedding, wedding, the wedding sang and danced."
• You should beware of a woman with a name - "Natasha, Natasha, my heart and soul."
• stranger say - "I did not know that love can be cruel."
• Working days will be similar to - "And I'm walking like this all in Dolce Gabana."
• After promotion wages you - "Oh, I feel, the girls will go on a spree."

The choice of song can be anything. The prediction must be carefully listened to. Everyone who can sing the next verse in the song and name its performer is given a small gift.

Poetic predictions among friends

New Year 2019 is a time for relaxation and rest. To make the holiday more provocative, you can please your friends with the execution of comic predictions in poetic form:

***
There will be money and success
Sex, girlfriend is the best
And salary, and work,
But one more concern
If a new limousine
Will not give you Georgians,
Not to see all these blessings
Somehow it is like that!

***
After the holiday party
Don't forget to buy a cart.
The sea of ​​money will be soon
Row them, forgetting about grief.

***
If you meet the New Year you are in sour cream, like a cat,
There will be happiness and success for a long time to please everyone
Therefore, do not sit here, hurry to the store
And buy not a liter, not two, but a bucket and a half -
Vodka, beer, moonshine, cognac, more liquor,
So that honest people remember the New Year for a long time!

***
In the New Year, a new salary,
coat, bag, boots,
thorn branch,
Glory, a little honor.

***
All desires will be fulfilled
And there will be success in everything
But for the sake of great recognition
Break everyone with your teeth.

***
There is a danger that colleagues
They will roll you out on a cart,
So that you will never see such a shame,
It is better to sit in a corner, quietly drink your juice.

***
You are such a prediction
Silence does not bring good
For you to be successful
Sing a song for everyone.

Predictions in prose

Before the start of the festival, each guest is given 1 prediction. When it's his turn to make a toast, instead of his speech, he reads what is written on a piece of paper. Expanding the message to the very toast is not recommended.

“This year, everyone will find a treasure – a spouse’s stash, a bill lost by the boss, a 50-year-old coin rolled behind the sofa.”

“In the coming year, you will be attacked. Among the criminals there will be luck that you cannot fight back.

“Smile more often, and then sign a lucrative contract with a toothpaste manufacturer.”

“Working hard in the year of the Boar will make you feel like a pilot in a time machine, as it will throw you back into the year of the Horse.”

“Next year you will win a million dollars, which will allow you to quit your job until exactly next year.”

“Expect big shocks at the end of the year. Shocked by your success, all the envious and competitors will explode with anger.

“By giving your other half a diamond ring, you will become as close as possible to your colleagues, since you will have to spend the rest of the year at work.”

Make up jokes in such a way as not to offend a person, make him smile, and maybe even reflect on the advice received. Don't predict something big. Talking about personal tragedies, lack of money and turmoil at work is not something you should think about at the New Year's table.

For a prediction to be truly interesting, it must be designed for specific people. So, if a family of children, youth and the elderly has gathered at the table, then it is clearly worth refraining from jokes on intimate topics. The theme can be shared pleasant memories. The theme for children is favorite fairy tales and cartoons. Not knowing how to make a prediction for an adult, you can look into a book with your favorite poems. Many psychics do just that.

Pay attention to the design. Show imagination and creativity. At the same time, keep in mind that in 2019, the trend will be elegance and unpretentiousness. What are the design options comic forecasts?

1. Cookie. It will turn out a treat, an occasion to have fun, to make the evening more fun.
2. Postcards in the form of snowflakes, Christmas trees or Christmas balls. Inside, the New Year's prophecy will be written.
3. Packages with forecasts of the future in beautiful organza bags. Also a great idea would be to add in the form of sweets.
4. Paper rolls in a large glass vase so that each guest can dip his hand into it and choose a fun forecast.
5. Air balloons. So guests can burst the balloons and read the forecast about upcoming events.

You can use cookies, nuts, Christmas mini-socks, which will contain bundles with prophecies, place candy wrappers with forecasts on Christmas trees. New Year's celebration itself is bright, therefore, it requires correspondence in everything. Make sure that forecast wrappers are also in the subject.

Pay attention to the meaning of the predictions so that they create a festive mood and delight those present. Merry predictions will make new year party humorous, unpredictable, bright. You can also use catchphrases from movies, bright titles, song quotes. For example:

• "Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced ...".
• "... The trailer will move, the platform will remain."
• "And I'll sit in a convertible and go somewhere."
• “There are millions of chances that everything will come true soon”
• “Million, million US dollars, life will be good…”

I hope the holiday will be cheerful and positive thanks to such interesting entertainment like joke predictions.

We offer you the coolest and most interesting short predictions for the New Year 2018 in verse!

The New Year is approaching and people are covered with pleasant chores. They try to quickly complete all projects at work, close debts and think over the New Year's Menu. Many are going to invite guests, because the company is more fun. For festive evening it is worth making an entertainment program. Choose contests, group games. One of the most popular right now is "Pull out the prediction."

It has many names, but the essence is one. The host looks in advance for short and cool predictions for the New Year 2018 in verse and rewrites them neatly on pieces of paper. Then twists them or folds them into squares. That's it, now you can bake predictions into cookies or assemble them into a hat. Players will then take turns pulling out and reading the notes.

By the way, for plausibility, we can say that all these predictions were once made by the great Xiao Mao Xin, this is a Chinese astrologer who lived 600 years ago (maybe there was such a person then, who knows). And the comic predictions became the fault of his student, a Russian versifier, who undertook to translate ancient manuscripts in his own way.

If we talk about serious predictions, then astrologers made several general predictions regarding the entire planet:

1. The dog is fair and friendly. It will gradually reduce all conflicts, including between countries, to a minimum. The situation at work, at home, in the yard, at school or institute is stabilizing. Relations between people will become harmonious, tolerance will increase.
2. The dog is a generous hostess. Therefore, 2018 will be a good year for those who want to start or expand their business. All hard workers who are ready to show responsibility and make various decisions will be successful and generously rewarded.
3. The dog is a collective animal. He appreciates the family, so all singles who have not been able to arrange their personal lives for a long time will have a magical chance. For marriages concluded in 2018, the Dog will give friendship and longevity.

Variants of cool predictions in verse

When choosing predictions, see who they would suit. For a corporate party, special ones are needed, because in the family circle you can still laugh, and with colleagues it is better to observe the limits of politeness.

you for next year

The dog will bring the groom!

Staten will be handsome,

With money, he is good for everyone!

Prepare a bag, yes more,

The dog is carrying money!

The clinking of coins to the clinking of glasses,

Cheerful rustle of green bills,

Drag the bag, you won't lose

Yes, beware of different adventures!

Prediction for the New Year 2018

You have a road ahead of you

Distant and unfamiliar.

Collect things, sit at the threshold,

The business trip will be unexpected!

Prediction

There is a danger that your colleagues,

Heavy carts will begin to roll at you!

To famously wait,

Better run fast!

Forget the holiday

Forget about the tree!

You have a career ahead

While colleagues "twist" panicles

Think of a path strategy!

Love will suddenly come to you,

You can't look back and take a breath.

Green-eyed, bright blonde,

Enchant, lure and take away,

The south coast is a vacation paradise.

Say only "Motherland, goodbye!"

Today you are among friends,

You can shout: “Pour it, pour it!”

And so that tomorrow does not become ashamed,

Be strong today!

Don't drink much today

Otherwise, you will confess your love to everyone,

Remember that at work, at yours,

You can not copulate with colleagues!

Santa Claus promises you

fame and fortune

however, in response, he instructs,

stay yourself!

Predictions for the New Year 2018 should be short and cool! Then it won't matter if they are in verse or prose!

You are soon in cream high society enter,

Perhaps you will find a rich sponsor there.

Will ride you in a limousine,

Promise mountains of gold.

Don't be shy, present it right away

Sponsor wishlist,

How to do it, announce the wedding,

Gifts will be as a dowry!

Don't expect much from the year

You have enough love!

Even when the house is not a full bowl,

But your family is friendly.

Take care of your loved ones, parents,

Become a benefactor for the family.

Soon love will brighten all your days

They will become colorful and bright!

The eyes will shine, the soul will sing,

And no problem is scary anymore!

You will find your soul mate

And you will live well together.

In the coming year, a lot of work

Waiting for you ahead!

But happy ending

You will get it, just wait.

You get a raise

In hot countries, then you will rest,

You will meet beauty there

And you will get lucky!

You start getting up early

Just not to be late

You will work harder and harden,

Then the wishes will come true.

Health will be strengthened, career will go,

And the Rooster will take away all the hardships!

secret prediction,

Requires silence!

Remember, only you

The salary will be raised soon.

Shut up, don't tell anyone

That raised the salary rate,

Tell someone - everything is gone,

And the increase is gone!

Waiting for you to be promoted soon

So, the work was not in vain.

Do you remember how for the boss all day,

Drag like a second shadow.

Now it's up to you

Are you in control of your dream?

Dog symbol domestic,

He loves warmth, care and family.

So, you are a marriageable girl,

It's time to forget yesterday's free day,

The dog promises: “I will bring the groom!”

Of course, most predictions for the New Year 2018 are cool and short congratulations in verse, playful wishes. However, they can motivate a person. Especially when it comes to careers, bonuses or long-awaited acquisitions (an apartment, a car or a lovely fur coat).

In the New Year, your wish will come true

Buy a fur coat, mink for a feast for the eyes!

What will help? Find a treasure

The stash of the spouse that he collected for a year for the unit.

Husband joy - no need to think over a gift,

And there will be no swearing - New Year!

You are very sharp, in drive, recklessly and relish

Throw yourself into business, where there will be money and power.

The stars advise you to invite such friends,

Which will be able to curb the mad horses in you.

Although you yourself are not a horse, but a complete sheep,

That's why you, my friend, all this farce?

Otherwise, the stars will bless - go for it,

Only conscience, head and heart in business do not lose!

God has already rewarded you in full.

That's why a bright head and good luck are given to you.

Two pillars - stability and prosperity at your porch,

For them, always in sweat and soap - from heels to face.

How do you set the bar, do not feel sorry for yourself,

Always work, even when you are sick.

Dear, Santa Claus will give you the ability,

Assess your performance.

Not only to plow, not knowing the weekend,

But also to wait, resting at home.

Otherwise, your haven may become,

The most ordinary hospital bed!

Variants of predictions in prose

Usually such predictions for the New Year 2018 are cool and short, in verse or prose. Like little quatrains. If in prose, then 2-3 sentences.

Moving up your career ladder, try to better look at your feet. Otherwise, you can slip, stepping on the spitting of envious people.

Expect a promotion - your office will soon be moved to the floor above.

The Year of the Dog promises a lot - a lot ... work. You will feel 4 years younger and a real Horse.

The coming year promises you an addition to the family! Finally, neighboring cockroaches will move to live with you.

They say if you catch goldfish, then you can safely make her three wishes. You are lucky, by the New Year you will get such a fish. That's just ... baked with herbs.

There is no need to chase innovation. New is useful if it helps!

Now try to go to the boss not from the right, but from the left foot. Don't forget to breathe in three times and spit over your shoulder. Who knows, maybe it will be possible to guess the moment and talk about a promotion!

They say the dog is generous. Yes, the New Year promises a lot of… work. Mountains of gold… papers and contracts. A fat wallet ... small bills. And joyful at home ... the faces of relatives that you brought a salary!

Congratulations, you are expecting a long-awaited replenishment in the family - the children will be able to beg for a puppy!

Expect a strong explosion in the year of the Dog - your competitors and envious people will burst with envy!

Always smile - let the faces of your enemies twist with anger. Always be silent - then no one will consider you a fool.

You're lucky! In the year of the Dog, you will find a real treasure. It will be ... the spouse's stash, which he has been collecting for the past year.

As you can see, most of the predictions for the New Year 2018 are short and cool. They can be composed in verse or in prose by yourself. When writing, consider the characteristics of your environment. Usually in a family, in a team, at school there are catchphrases, jokes and funny expressions understandable to "their".

All kinds of comic predictions for the New Year 2018 are becoming more and more interesting as the New Year celebrations approach. A fun feast, gatherings with relatives, friends and like-minded people are loved by everyone from young to old, and without jokes that are relevant, fresh and interesting, the company will quickly get bored. The New Year holidays are the time to take stock of the outgoing year and immediately start thinking about the future, at least in the form of jokes.

Funny predictions will be relevant in any company, they invariably cause positive mood, they should definitely be included in the list of entertainment. So, what awaits us in the coming year, according to comedians? How can you surprise, please all the members of the feast?

Even before the very significant date New Year's Eve is celebrated in business and labor circles - to meet after the corporate party in the new year. Short comic predictions for the New Year 2018 will help diversify the cultural program, save you from discussing work topics for festive table. What can you say to colleagues, briefly and aptly?

1. Whoever drinks champagne will return without a bonus!
2. Whoever the boss kicks out of work - that one has less worries in the new year!
3. Do not be in the sight of the boss - so that there is no risk of getting drunk with grief!
4. To whom sex is awesome today, that's a billing sheet for tomorrow!

There are several ideas in prose as well. Encourage co-workers to step over the threshold to the boss's office on the left foot in order to get a promotion next year. Promise a good year to employees who can invent the most original congratulations for the new year for the boss. You can distribute predictions non-verbally - write them on pieces of paper and put them in a hat so that each worker can choose one for himself, or make Chinese pies, fortune cookies.

• Hard work in the Year of the Dog will set you back four years to the Year of the Horse!
• A promotion will come in 2018 for sure - your office will be moved a couple of floors higher.
• Be sure to look under your feet, climbing the career ladder - you can slip on the spitting of envious people.
• In the new year, set your alarm clock early, and you will never be late for the office.

Such comic predictions for 2018 will please any team, cause a lot of fun. The main thing is to choose them not spontaneously, but taking into account the real behavior, life, characters of employees - this applies primarily to those predictions that will be announced publicly.

Comic predictions for friends

Corporate events are over, it's time to celebrate the holiday again - this time in a friendly circle. Funny comic predictions for the New Year 2018 Dogs for friends are also relevant, only in a different format than at work. In the circle of comrades, you can express yourself freely, there are no limits here, hardly anyone will remember later sparkling humor not in your favor. What to promise friends for the next year, what predictions will definitely cause laughter? As with colleagues, it is better to think over predictions that will emphasize the lives and characters of people, but will certainly be kind. The purpose of predictions and New Year's jokes- to cheer up, and not spoil it for someone, even if by accident. When preparing for a meeting of guests, you can try to take maximum measures so that specific predictions get exactly to the people to whom they are addressed - arrange them in a certain order, for example.

Properly selected predictions for friends can not only entertain the company - you can cheer up someone close who has life problems, express sympathy - or just kindly laugh at the problem so that it quickly dissipates.

• In the coming year, replenishment is expected in your family - expect new cockroaches in the kitchen!
• The doors of the most luxurious stores will open before you - but the wallet of your soulmate will lose a lot of weight.
• Be more attentive to gifts for loved ones: a frying pan presented to your wife will lead to cones in the new year!
• An amazing discovery awaits you, you will find a treasure - the stash of your husband, who saved it all the past years!

You can endlessly come up with comic predictions for the New Year 2018, the main thing is to really not offend anyone with wishes and jokes. If there is at least some doubt that the prediction will be accepted without offense, you should abandon the idea and limit yourself to simple congratulations. After all, offending loved ones is the worst start to the new year, and quarrels on a holiday are useless.

In what format should it be presented?

It is not so difficult to come up with a lot of congratulations, in prose and in verse, for each family member, friend and employee, if you are inspired by the upcoming holiday. Remembering the character of each of them, the fun events of the past year in which they participated, their dreams for the future, ideas and aspirations, it is quite possible to come up with even a few original wishes for each. But that's not all. You need to think carefully about the format in which the predictions will be presented.

Just retell them in frames entertainment program- this is not so interesting, in this format only general wishes and predictions can be attractive. It would be much better to present them in an individual format, and there are several interesting solutions for this.

Baking and treats

As already noted, you can bake cookies with enclosed sheets of paper on which everything you need will be written - Chinese predictions please everyone. If you plan to bake a pie or cake, you can put a piece of paper under it that matches the shape, with the break lines already prepared, and write on each segment as you wish. Then the guests will be able to cut off pieces of the cake or pie, and receive them with a substrate, on which, accordingly, there will be a prediction. With this approach, the main thing is to warn guests in time that such notes are hidden in food.

Hide in various items

Thinking up a fun show program, you can put notes in vials or bottles, or other items in advance, and hide them around the house in secluded places. And guests are invited to return to childhood and search for a treasure - personal for each of them. Such a game can be fun in nature if you plan to go on a New Year's picnic, but it will still be more comfortable at home, for obvious reasons.

Or meet guests in a room filled with balloons. In each of them it is necessary to put a note with a prediction in advance and inflate. Each guest will be able to choose a balloon, burst it, and read the cherished letter. This option will also bring a lot of positive.

Or you can decorate the Christmas tree with homemade paper toys, created in the style of origami, for example. Each toy can be unrolled to read the prediction - and let all the guests come to the tree to choose their future for the coming year.

If you think about it and treat the issue with creativity, you can come up with many ways to arrange, hide and present a note to the addressees, making it original and beautiful. But you can approach the issue from the other side.

Present with words

If a grandiose show program is planned, a performance will be played out, it is quite possible to find a place for predictions within its framework, and even single out a special character who will tell all the guests about the future. A costumed gypsy fortune-teller will cause a real sensation in the team, probably aimed at waiting for the Snow Maiden with Santa Claus, she will be able to “fortune-tell by hand”, “look into the crystal ball”, recite predictions in verse and create a special atmosphere. She can name both general predictions for the team, and personal predictions for each of those present. You can also entrust this role to Santa Claus himself, this will also be quite an appropriate move.

New Year's predictions are a long tradition, and girls to this day tell fortunes at Christmas time to find out their future. So why not take her to new year holidays in the form of an intricate joke that will please everyone and add positive? Such entertainment with predictions will be appropriate in any team from friendly to quite official, it will not only cheer you up, but also cheer you up, and will also become an incentive to think about the future and plan your achievements in the coming year - already for yourself and in all seriousness, then after the holidays. After all, every person wants so much that the best expectations and warm predictions, albeit comic ones, come true at least in part!