Funny predictions. Comic astrological forecast for teachers

Rimma Moskalenko

Psychological action: « Basket with predictions»

Target: Improving the emotional background and psychological microclimate in the preschool educational institution raising the mood of the participants.

essence shares in that to everyone (parents, children, teachers who believe in fate or just want to cheer themselves up, it is proposed to pull out one of the notes with a prediction from the basket and find out what the coming day is preparing. These "prophecies" may be different, but the obligatory condition is always positive.

Initially stock« Basket with predictions» was carried out as part of "Weeks psychology» in DOW. Now I often use it when conducting trainings with teachers and parents, parent-teacher meetings at the very beginning, in order to cheer up the participants, create a trusting atmosphere, and unite the participants.

For stock need to prepare a small basket and notes with predictions.

Examples of happy predictions:

Lots of events await you.

And interesting trips -

On courses, on vacation, abroad -

Where will fate decide!

To you to be, friends, and henceforth

Burn with creative work.

But you won't burn your wings,

Take care of your health!

You will enter the cream of society

Perhaps you can find a sponsor.

You will be very lucky soon

Fate will surprise you!

Love will brighten your days

And they become bright.

Everything will be fine in life

Especially on the personal front!

Waiting for you soon

A trip to the sea.

Every day and every hour

Someone is thinking about you.

Have fun looking ahead

There wealth awaits you.

Gingerbread and sweets

There will be a lot of joy.

you at the end of the week.

Holidays and fun await.

By next Saturday

Expect success at work

You will always have

Delicious food in the house.

Being in a bad mood today, do not twist, the hair on the back of the head will fall out - you won’t sew it on;

Fireworks of bright events await you soon. Start preparing immediately.

Expecting a bad event, don't twist button: she will definitely come off

When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.

Today is the best day for you! As the others!

A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better.

With such a sun, everything can only be good.

You are moving towards a better life situation.

An amazing meeting awaits you next evening.

Unexpectedly for everyone, a big success awaits you!

All your wishes will come true!

New opportunities will open up!

You will find a treasure!

Everything will be in chocolate!

Don't worry if you meet a black cat on the way, it remains to be seen who is worse!

Today you will find great luck, which you will not be able to part with for a very long time!

Success is ahead of you!

A large amount of money awaits you, prepare your pockets!

A promotion awaits you, the main thing is that your head does not spin from such a height!

You will have fun at your favorite job!

Immediate fulfillment of your cherished desires awaits you!

Today you will find an exciting journey on the ROUTE!

Take heart! You are in for a big loss. You will be speechless from the happiness of a long-awaited meeting!

Hold on! Money will attack you from all sides!

You are waiting for a promotion. The department will transfer you to an office on the floor above.

A tour to Europe and a surprise according to the horoscope are waiting for you!

Your picture is clear - beautiful love awaits!

A trip to the sea awaits you soon.

From today, a white streak will begin in your life, long to infinity!

Expect revenue growth and cost reduction!

A lot of travel and happy incidents are waiting for you!

Be attentive to the clues of fate.

Enjoy happiness today and always and share it with others.

If you take the initiative, success will not keep you waiting.

Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.

You will start a new sweet life!

The events of the coming days will pleasantly surprise you!

Represent?. Everything will be fine!

The kids will make you happy today!

Suddenly, a whole ton of happiness will fall upon you!

Today at work the Internet will be turned off and you will have to work.

Fate will throw a wallet, and this is all in the near future!

You are the happiest person in the world, no doubt!

Today and always keep your tail in the gun.

Life is a good thing!

Rejoice every day! Start today!

Warm those around you with the warmth of your soul! You will be warmer too! Your road to life is bright and wide - do not get lost!

Think positive and it will happen!

If you want to change your life for the better, today is the best day to do so!

Believe in dreams, they will definitely come true!

Smile! Of course, everything will be fine!

Everything will work out today! Happiness is inevitable!

Smile, smile suits you!

Success is near!

You are a very good person, everything will be fine with you!

Happy meeting ahead!

Happiness is already knocking on the door, let it in!

You are on the threshold of a new happy life!

Smile! What does it cost you!

The day will bring joy!

You will succeed!

All " predictors"I put it together in a table, so it's more convenient to cut the notes. For aesthetics, I printed them on colored xerox paper.

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The voicing of such predictions pursues various goals. Often people get tired psychologically from reading boring, strict predictions for a month or a year. They strive to defuse the situation, that is, to get acquainted with more ridiculous, but instructive information. In this case, it is common for ordinary predictions to turn into a comic form, that is, information can be provided with humor, in the form of a cartoon, or real black humor. Getting acquainted with the contents of cool predictions, you can laugh heartily, adopt several warnings that help prevent problems in the near future. Reading comic predictions makes it possible to perceive harsh reality with ease, thanks to which a person learns to look at life much easier. Each of us chooses to believe him in such predictions, or to abstain. Although sometimes it is useful to reckon with such warnings.

Who uses funny predictions

Comic predictions tend to have not always strict background. They often just help lift the spirits. A person armed with them, in the shortest possible time, turns into the soul of the company and an enviable joker. It is customary to use them in the office at the workplace, at a party, and in any other place, but they should always be appropriate. Such predictions should not be regarded as serious things, as they are considered a form of entertainment. True, there are cases of the embodiment of funny predictions, invented to amuse, into reality. Funny predictions are often used on holidays - birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home celebrations.

What events are most suitable for the announcement of comic predictions

Funny and instructive predictions were born at weddings, the guests of which dress up as gypsies on the second day. In order to raise the festive spirit of passers-by, the gypsy woman predicts their future to the bride and groom in a comic form. Fun predictions eventually began to be used on other holidays. A prediction uttered to the hero of the day, in which humor is mixed with wishes of happiness, kindles the suit of fun, makes the guests laugh and pleases the hero of the occasion. Cool predictions are used at children's parties. In their form, they correspond to the children's theme.

Funny comic predictions in verse in one line

Wishes for the New Year

The script of the festive concert dedicated to Teacher's Day

Installation of the beginning school

1. Get ready! Let's start!

2. What?..

2. About what?..

1. How about what? What, you didn't know

Who filled this room?

Look at those faces!

After all, goodness flows from them!

2. And in the eyes - a cheerful light!

And there is no belt in the hands!

Yes, they are teachers!

You can't confuse them with anyone!

3. Teacher's Day today!

The most popular holiday!

This is the best holiday in the world

Those who give us wings!

From truths - "twice two - four"

We start flying!

4. We can become anyone -

Though - a banker, even a poet!

And teachers today

We thank you for this!

5. Like the warmest stove -

At the teacher's soul,

Straightening your shoulders behind the desk,

Babies are warming their souls.

6. They expect a miracle from the school!

Where can you get a miracle at school? -

From teachers' hearts!

Every teacher is a creator!

7. And when the kids grow up -

Go to third grade

More important than any mark -

Approval of your eyes!

8. And when they get really old -

Go to tenth grade

With brilliance they know and are able

All that you once gave

9. Get - again and again

Your wise love!

You - for everything for everything - thank you!

For patience! For work!

And because you are beautiful!

And for the gingerbread, and for the whip!

10. Thank you - again and again -

From all of us students!

Let's exclaim together - three or four:

"Long live the teacher!!!"

Girls dressed in gypsy costumes and a gypsy boy with a guitar appear.

We came to you today

To congratulate you

Teacher's day of the year

It happens only once!

A song of gypsies is performed (to the motive of a song from the movie “Ah, vaudeville, vaudeville”; the soundtrack of the song sounds.)

Fashion changes daily

Only at school there is no peace

Five lucky ticket.

Everyone is wondering about this

So as not to accidentally jump out of your mind

Carry cell phones for exams

And the problem is solved at that time.

Chorus:

Well, what can I say? -2p.

That's the way people are.

Wish to know - 2p.

They want to know what will happen.

In our school, everyone is guessing too,

How will the control pass soon?

All fives, fours will receive,

Or will the deuce swim into our class?

The teachers' council wonders about the problem

How to improve the learning process?

Will the check come today?

Will the teacher get stressed?

Fashion changes daily

Only at school there is no peace

How to get from a huge deck

Five lucky ticket.

The teachers will get to work.

Will swirl them with the flow of school affairs.

And they won't have time to find the minutes,

Tell fortunes on the deck now.

Chorus

1 c.- Hello!

A nomadic gypsy camp has come to you, a gypsy camp has come to you.

We brought congratulations and fun to you with us!

2 c. - Wai, wow, what a good one!

3 c. - Wow, what a beauty!

4 c. - Let's guess.(Approaches the director)

5 c. - Allow me your pen.

Let me guess your name...(Reads by hand) So... It looks like your name consists of 3 letters. Maybe Ira? Although no, this line on the hand shows that Irina is clearly here

6 c. - What do you understand? Let me take a look. Yes, it's not just Irina and also Andreevna

7 c. - But I don’t look in the eyes, I don’t stroke the pen, trust the cards, they will tell everything.(Teacher draws a card)

Life is full of surprises:

100 program TV,

600th Mercedes

And many more wonders!

1 c. - You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!

Run, hurry up quickly!

If you buy a bag of tickets,

Then you will benefit from lace shoes!

7 c. - I see you have a lot of work. Some books... Maybe a librarian? Although no, here also notebooks appeared. So teacher. Yes! Teacher! Folders. Requests. Reports and much, much more, then director!

5 c. Do you want to say a congratulatory word?I heard that teachers have a holiday today.

Director's speech

Vedas 1 On a good and bright day in October
There were teachers in the hall.
This is your holiday, this is your hour!
And we sincerely congratulate all of you!

Vedas 2 We learn at school to appreciate kindness,
How to overcome rudeness and evil.
And how hard it is sometimes for you -
This we do not know with you.
How much patience, kindness and strength
The teacher invested in you and me!

№

Student 8.
On this wonderful October day
We confess our love to teachers.
The world is more beautiful and interesting with you,
You give your heart to us. Pupil 9 .
Thank you for being inquisitive at work,
That we, fidgets, are always patient.
For the fact that without us you could not live -
Thank you folks, thank you very much!
№ _________________________________

First high school student Our dear ones!

Second high school student: Favorite!

Third high school student: Dear!

Fourth high school student : Revered!

Fifth senior: Adored!

Enthusiastic high school student: (continues) Beloved, unforgettable, wrapped up, muzzled, stuffed...

First high school student (interrupts, covering the mouth of the Ecstatic with his hand) What are you carrying?(Pats him on the head and explains to the audience) Totally stunned, poor thing. Started talking.

The student group continues:

First high school student Our dear teachers!

Second high school student: We love you!

Third high school student: We respect!

Fourth high school student : Honor!

First high school student We love it!

Enthusiastic high school student: (inspiredly continues) We admire, we admire, we admire, we marvel...

First high school student (interrupting) Maybe stop whining?

Enthusiastic high school student: (persistently and stubbornly) No-ma-eat!

A group of students (continue in turn

First high school student Yes! We understand how difficult it is for you!

Second high school student: With us, ne'er-do-wells!

Third high school student: Unassembled!

Fourth high school student : impolite!

First high school student Inattentive!

Enthusiastic high school student: (interrupts and continues one) Lazy, noisy, talkative, rabid ...

First high school student (indignantly) Well, tired!(Clamps the mouth of the Enthusiastic)

Enthusiastic high school student: (continues to shout something incomprehensible with his mouth shut) Po, ti, ka, lu, si...etc.(leave

№ _____________________________________

1. Happiness will come to you all in the house,
This year will be generous.

2. Fun, joy and smiles
Will give you a violin.

3. You need to start a dacha,
So as not to weave intrigues.

4. Get yourself a dog -
You will avoid intrigues and fights.

True, we speak the truth, it will certainly come true

№________________________________

Gypsy: Good day, gentlemen. I am a gypsy Aza,
I came to you here by order.Gild my pen, just don't be scared,
It’s better not to find Aza - don’t even try,
Give me your right hand, maybe your left hand,
I will always do everything for my friends for free!(refunds money)
You, my handsome, all your dreams will come true
And your heart will be filled with happiness!
2 - f. You will live well, bathe in luxury
3 - f. And I will tell you - smile, dear, because with your smile you are very beautiful.
4 - m.And I'll tell you - go for it! and you won’t miss, happiness is nearby - don’t yawn, you will soon encounter it.
5 - f.And I look into your eyes, I see good luck in them, because this time it cannot be otherwise.
6 - f.You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren, it will be fun then, and there will be no boredom.
7 - m.Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable, but luck awaits you, and love will come to you.
8 - f.There are three lines on the hand, with lily petals, this is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you already.

Gypsy: Here the mobile phone is ringing, urgently call,
I just don't get days off!
I move my hand, I shake my foot,
Well, you are good, clap your hands.
Ai na ne, na ne, na ne.
Oh romale, romale, Aza is leaving,
And he leaves his business card for you.
Oh, you are summer nights - lush flowering,
You call sometimes I will come to you then!
(An incendiary gypsy melody sounds, Aza dances,

№ ___________________________

One man was walking home.

Here he faced his fate.

Here's a gypsy on his way

Suddenly he goes and says at the same time:

Ai ne ne ne ne ne, Ai ne ne,

Give me your mene hand now.

Look, you have talent

You bought the guitar for a reason.

Well, if you say "no" again,

You will burn in hell on fire.

Gypsy: Well, did you discover a talent?

Host: Well, since there is nowhere to go, I opened it. What will we perform?

First Gypsy: Lambado.

The host starts playing.

Second Gypsy: No, it's pointless. Murka.

The host starts playing.

Third Gypsy: No, it's yesterday. Rock and roll come on.

№ ______________________________

Our teachers are dedicated people. I have the impression that they are constantly at school. You come to school in the morning - they are already there, you leave school - they are still there.

Presenter 1

What a huge heart you need to have To generously distribute it piece by piece to children day after day, year after year! And what a kind, patient and ageless soul should be.

Lead 2

Health to you! To hell with sickness!
Live a century without knowing tears,
And if it's hard all of a sudden,
We ask you not to hang your nose!

№ ______________________

1. Which student is without error,

Without a double? - What can I say?

But still your smiles

We remember and will appreciate.

2. And every kind word

Will remain in our hearts

And we are ready to bow

In deed, not in words

3. A smart, persistent teacher,

Who chose the difficult route ...

We swear by the last deuces,

That we respect your work.

4. We ourselves and our parents

Now we understand more clearly

How difficult is it for a teacher today

Handle your task.

5. Teacher - as if not fashionable.

Other professions honor...

Thank you for your noble

And hard work!

6. Harder than your work does not happen,

Reform will not make it easier,

Life itself makes us

For children, spare nothing.

7. In aviation, they strictly consider

How many hours did the pilot fly.

No one knows about education

How long did he stand at the blackboard?

8. How many notebooks checked at night,

How many plans for life wrote

How many times have you believed a person

And he punished himself for it.

9. We are familiar with your name from the cradle,

Both an adult and a small child know you,

No - you are not a hero, not an artist, not a ruler,

You are our hearts adored resident.

Our humble and beloved teacher.

10. Let the blue bird today, now

It will become a bird of happiness for you.

Music sounds, children give teachers blue birds (origami)

Performance of the song "Bird - happiness of tomorrow"

Dedicated to the upcoming Teacher's Day. Of course, you can congratulate the teacher simply by choosing the appropriate status, about teachers or school,

And you can learn everything about your teacher from a fun and instructive horoscope about teachers, make him a gift that will fully meet the character of your teacher. So,

Instructive and funny horoscope about teachers:

Teacher - Aries

In principle, the real Aries will not have the patience to work as a teacher at school for a long time. He has many ideas, but they need to be implemented immediately. He loves to organize competitions and believes that they will spark enthusiasm in children. Aries-teachers are sure that for a child, school and life outside its walls are equivalent. Be careful! Aries are easy to piss off. In anger, he is very noisy, but he will not hold evil. Aries don't like lies - tell them the truth. With Aries, many students will learn to react to everything quickly and most importantly correctly!

Teacher - Taurus

Do not overestimate the patience of Taurus - sooner or later it will end, and then there will be no trace of you. Taurus teachers are overly stubborn. Such a teacher will not deviate from the lesson plan for anything, it’s about the Taurus teacher that the phrase was invented that “the call is for the teacher, not for the students”! And by the way, always be ready for the lesson - a miracle will not happen. Taurus does not like lack of stability. Therefore, it is not even worth changing the place at the desks in his lessons. Taurus appreciates thoroughness - answer in detail at the blackboard, and write a long essay. Expect a lot of homework from Taurus. A nice feature of Taurus is his love for the holidays - he will support the organization of dances, a sweet table, etc.

Teacher - Gemini

Gemini teachers are teachers with a great sense of humor. The class will never get bored, and the losers will even be able to avoid the “twos” if they fall under his humorous mood. But Gemini loves to give independent and control work without warning. But if you were called to the blackboard, try to talk to such a teacher. Gemini's desire to talk can be very distant from the topic of the lesson and from the question to you. If the Gemini teacher often cheated at school himself, then you definitely won’t be able to hold him in this matter. Do not try to slip essays from the Internet. He will appreciate creative processing more.

Cancer Teacher

Communication with a Cancer teacher should be very careful - he is very touchy. If something offended him during the lesson, he can easily stop him and refuse to continue. Try asking him questions about the topic he has covered before. Cancers love to talk, and his students should like it too. Cancer teachers love that their speeches are not only attended to, observing silence, but also shared by their feelings and emotions. If you managed not to offend Cancer, he will be sweet and cheerful, show a high degree of affection as a family member. Just do not think that you can completely and easily cope with Cancer-teacher, no matter how it looks from the outside.

Leo teacher

Don't tease Leo-teacher! You can try to tame him. Deep down, he loves to please his students. If you consider him a beast - you will get such behavior, if you perceive him as a kitten - he will reflect his best features. Lions-teachers love typical pedagogical tricks: demand a diary, kick them out of the class, call their parents, etc. The favorite place in the school for Leo-teacher is the stage in the assembly hall. Ask Leo to organize a theater group and become its leader - he will be happy. If Leo left you for extra classes for poor progress, say that you really like his lessons, but you personally lack the ability to learn them. The one who obeys will not get to "lunch" with Leo. Do it differently - swallow it and not notice.

Virgo Teacher

Never be late for a lesson with Virgo! Virgo teacher comes to school very early. Keep your study supplies, notebooks and textbooks clean and tidy. Virgo can't stand mess. Virgo remembers all the little things - always follow her instructions. Virgo has a passion for medicine, so she will not remain indifferent if your health is naughty. You can be released from classes and, in addition, given advice on recovery. And be sure that this teacher will call you back at home in the evening to inquire about your well-being.

Libra Teacher

Libra teachers can't stand the noise in the classroom. They are thrown off balance by harsh sounds. In such conditions, you will not wait for an intelligible answer from Libra. A Libra teacher can come to school on edge - praise his appearance. Libra-class teachers will not bother the class. They do not like to call their parents to school and will not get into conflicts between students. Sometimes they will take the class to concerts or to the theatre. If you have a conflicting conversation with a Libra teacher, put on something calm, including on your face.

Scorpio Teacher

Scorpio teacher is a teacher, not for the faint of heart. In his class, you need to do everything to the maximum. And his piercing gaze will subdue even the most violent! Scorpio may appear quiet and not sting first. But just one wrong move of yours, and the poison will fly into you without delay. Don't even try to argue with him. If the anger of a Scorpio teacher is inevitable, pretend that no one is there. At the same time, do not show that you are afraid of the Scorpio teacher. Hold on with dignity. Scorpio-teacher will have to prove his abilities every day. Only this guarantees you its location. Being a student of Scorpio means going through a school of survival in extreme situations.

Sagittarius Teacher

The Sagittarius teacher will often take his class on hikes. Yes, camping conditions are not sugar, but you will learn to play the guitar, make a fire and learn a lot of songs. Sagittarians tend to be straightforward. He will always say directly what he thinks of the student. Sagittarius comes to school to sow "reasonable, good, eternal." If the Sagittarius teacher is angry, create good “weather” for him in the classroom, with a Sagittarius teacher, study can come last, the main thing is the mood in the class!

Teacher - Capricorn

Never argue with a Capricorn teacher. He is always right, even when he is wrong. The older Capricorn, the stronger this quality. Nod and look into your eyes faithfully. If he says "Yes!" - means it is necessary! Do not cry in front of him - you will not wait for pity. If you are at fault, do not make excuses, but ask for advice on how to fix it. A Capricorn teacher will always appreciate useful activities and discipline. For the goodwill of Capricorn, it does not hurt to give him a picture of nature or a photograph of distant countries on Teacher's Day and from time to time draw his attention to the gift, this will remind him that, in principle, you are a good student.

Aquarius Teacher

Aquarius, in principle, comes to work at school extremely rarely. He does not like routine, rules - everything that the school is filled with. He will be late for lessons, he will take a lesson with a change. But it is always fun with him - he will sing a song or do something else in the lesson. It is easy to communicate with such a teacher - he perceives students as equals. Students can become his friends, of which he already has so many. You can also communicate with an Aquarius teacher outside of class time. Students adore Aquarius teachers.

Teacher - Fish

The fish-teacher at school is very uncomfortable - you have to take care of him. He is very sensitive. And if such a teacher remains at school, it means that this is only because of a great love for the profession. The fish-teacher will not shout at the class if noise and din break out in it. He will just leave and enter only when the class calms down. And most likely, resentment lurks in it. But at the same time, such a teacher himself will always pity the student, if there is a reason. It's easy to pity this teacher - shed a tear.

A cheerful horoscope about teachers will help you better understand your teacher, and teachers will help you look at yourself from the outside.

Teacher's Day!

We have all heard about predictions. It is known that people who are in one way or another connected with various forces, still incomprehensible and unknown to man, are engaged in such a thing. Predictions were in demand always and everywhere, in any country and in various eras. Of course, in the modern world, predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them in life next. However, predictions are now acquiring not only a strict character, but also their playful form appears. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.

Comic predictions - what is it

What is the difference between funny predictions and their more rigorous form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced for various purposes. Many people get tired of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I want to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes overflow into a comic form. It can be just humor, a cartoon, and sometimes there is real black humor. While reading cool predictions, you can laugh a lot and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. In addition, when reading comic predictions, the harsh reality is easier to perceive, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions, of course, is the business of each person. But it will be useful to take warning into service.

Where are funny predictions used

However, comic predictions do not always have a strict background. They can also be used simply to cheer up. A person who takes them into service is able to quickly become the soul of the company and pass for an enviable joker. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, the main thing is that they are appropriate. Naturally, such a prediction is not required to be taken on faith, it is intended only for entertainment. However, there are also cases when even funny predictions invented for laughter came true. So even with them you should be careful. Also, funny and funny predictions are often used on holidays and celebrations. It can be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays.

At what events are humorous predictions most often used?

The first events at which funny but instructive predictions were born were weddings. It is rare to see a wedding where the guests do not dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what is a gypsy without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit among those present and simply cheer passers-by, the gypsy jokingly pronounces predictions to the bride and groom, and then to everyone present. After funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. The hero of the day is always wished long life, health, happiness. Everyone knows and is familiar with this. But here's a playful prediction, uttered at the height of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes of happiness and longevity, can ignite it with renewed vigor, make the guests laugh and please the hero of the day. Often cool predictions are also used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to the children's theme.

Form of cool predictions

Comic predictions are used in various forms. If they are pronounced during a feast, wedding, then it is more interesting to use a poetic form. Thus, at the same time, a prediction can also become a great toast. Also, a fun prediction often becomes part of the game, entertainment. There are many board games in which you can guess in a comic way who a person was in a past life, of course, with the same comic result. If cool predictions are held at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costumed masquerade for a similar purpose. Children who are interested in a riddle are always happy to accept jokes.

In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke simply will not work.

Comic predictions in verse in one line

1. The day was bright and bright, like a sweet gift.
2. A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3. Let a tear of joy shed, soon an old friend will return!
4. Down with anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5. Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.
6. Every day and every hour someone thinks of you.
7. Look ahead more cheerfully, there wealth awaits you.
8. Wait a bit, the road is waiting for you.
9. Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10. Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week.
11. Suddenly you have a new friend.
12. Wait without crying, good luck will come to you.
13. The sun again and happiness again - you will meet a new love.
14. By next Saturday, expect success in your work.
15. You will always have delicious food at home.
16. Try to rest in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky.
17. If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl to you.
18. In the coming year, someone will be lucky again, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be ready.
19. Changes are expected in early January, prepare for them gradually - do not waste time in vain.
20. Try to carefully run at night in ice, and then it is quite possible that you will meet the New Year.

funny predictions

1. When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be love!
2. Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
3. You are lucky! Therefore, be modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
4. When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
5. Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
6. Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call a bore.
7. Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
8. Today is the best day for you! As the others!
9. Buy a book that you absolutely do not like - and you will find answers to all questions.
10. During the first week after the meeting of the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
11. Leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear with you.
12. If neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13. In the New Year you will win a million dollars, but then you will give them all to charity.
14. In the New Year, you can get rid of your bad habit, but you will acquire a couple more new ones.
15. In the New Year, you will be given the most desired gift - a goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16. In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, and now please open a bottle of champagne.
17. In the New Year, You will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
18. In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and you will give the old one to a nursing home.
19. If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
20. If you come across a foreign body in bread, you should know - it's good luck!

Astrological comic predictions

1. The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars can contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house portends a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. Ritual dances on the table are contraindicated for your Zodiac sign, otherwise an impartial meeting in a state-owned house is possible.
4. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, laughing ... hey, dear, aren't you too heavy on champagne?
5. The abuse of shouting "Happy!" fraught with diseases of the throat; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with only lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
6. The stars are not placed in the best way: the most prone to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints.
7. Your patron planet Mercury portends you an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
9. From today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will bring you new unexpected love.
10. This night the stars are arranged in the sky so that everything that you have dreamed of receiving for so long shines on you.

Wishes for the New Year

1. Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2. I want to keep the style! You will have a car!
3. Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
4. To your health toast! You will have career growth!
5. I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
6. Surrounded you to comfort! And your income will rise!
7. Let success accompany! You learn best!
8. There are many different impressions! Wonderful travels!
9. Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!
10. I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!