Questions from a children's magazine on logic. A number of words - eliminate unnecessary

Majority famous mysteries we have already heard and guessed, which means we remember the correct answer. Kids 4-5 years old sometimes like to “guess” the same easy riddles for the hundredth time, but already schoolchildren will not get any pleasure from a riddle like “in winter and summer in one color”.
Here is a selection of complex riddles with answers (so that you can check yourself).
When you offer a child a difficult riddle, and, after thinking, he names the wrong answer, which is indicated as correct, do not rush to correct it right away. Perhaps the answer of the child also fully corresponds to the conditions of the riddle and can be accepted.
Trick riddles are often funny. Well, the answer will definitely cause a smile. After all, it is assumed that the answer to such a riddle is not easy to find, and it is not as predictable as it seems. Most often in trick riddles there is some apparent contradiction in the condition.

• Without work - it hangs, during work - it stands, after work - it dries. (Umbrella).
• Although I found her in the forest, I did not even look for her.
  And now I'm bringing it home, because I didn't get it. (splinter)
• What has a head but no brains? (Cheese, onion, garlic).
• Neither the sea nor the land. And ships don't float, and you can't walk. (Swamp).
• A child will lift him from the ground, but a strong man will not throw him over a fence. (Pooh).
• She eats quickly, chews finely, does not swallow anything herself and does not give to others. (Saw)
• It is thrown when it is needed and picked up when it is not needed. (Anchor).
• In the competition, a runner overtook another runner who was in second position. What position does he take now? (Second).
• You overtook the last runner. What position are you in now? (Such an event is not possible, because there is no one to overtake the last runner).
• What stone can you not find in the sea? (Dry).
• Who speaks all languages? (Echo)
• If it's worth it, you can count it on your fingers. But if she lies down, you will never count! (The number 8, if it lies down, it will turn into a sign of infinity)
• What allows you to see through walls? (Window)
• If it breaks outward, it will appear new life. And if you break it inside, for him it is death. What's this? (Egg)
• There was a child in the room. He got up and left, but you cannot take his place. Where did he sit? (On your knees)
• What builds castles, tears down mountains, blinds some, helps others see? (Sand)
• My yesterday is Wednesday tomorrow. My tomorrow is Sunday yesterday. What day of the week am I? (Friday)
• Imagine that you are a driver. The train has eight cars, each car has two conductors, the youngest of them is 25 years old, the oldest is Georgian. How old is the driver?
  Answer. The catch is in the words: imagine that you are a machinist. The driver is as old as the responder.

Difficult logic puzzles

• Tired man wanted to sleep. He was about to go to bed at 8 o'clock in the evening and set the alarm for ten o'clock in the morning. How many hours will he sleep before the call? Answer. Two hours. The alarm clock does not distinguish between morning and evening.
• Calculate in your mind, without a calculator. Take 1000. Add 40. Add another thousand. Add 30. Another 1000. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What happened?
  Answer: 4100. 5000 is often answered.
• There were two fathers and two sons, they found three oranges. They began to divide - everyone got one. How could it be? (They were grandfather, father and son)
• Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4. Chocho. Question: What is the name of the fifth daughter? (Mary).
• Two people approach the river. Near the shore is a boat that can only support one. Both men crossed to the opposite bank. How did they do it? (They were on different shores)
• Four birches grew,
  each birch has four large branches,
  each large branch has four small branches,
  there are four apples on each small branch.
  How many apples are there?
  (None. Apples don't grow on birch trees!)
• How many steps do you need to take to put a hippo in the refrigerator? (Three. Open the refrigerator, plant the hippopotamus and close the refrigerator)
• And how many steps do you need to take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator? (Four: open the fridge, get the hippopotamus, plant the giraffe, close the fridge)
• And now imagine: they arranged a race, a hippopotamus, a giraffe and a turtle participate. Who will run to the finish line first? (Behemoth, because the giraffe is sitting in the refrigerator ...)
• How many peas can go into one glass? (Not at all, because peas do not go)
• Small, grey, like an elephant. Who? (Baby elephant)
• How do day and night end? (soft sign)
• When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into a house? (When the door is open. Popular answer: at night).
• In which case, looking at the number 2, do we say “ten”? (If we look at the clock, and "2" is the minute hand).
• Your friends use it more often than you, although it belongs to you. What's this? (Your name).
• Seven sisters are in the country, where each is busy with some business. The first sister is reading a book, the second is cooking, the third is playing chess, the fourth is doing Sudoku, the fifth is doing the laundry, the sixth is taking care of the plants.
  And what does the seventh sister do? (Plays chess with the third sister).
• What disappears as soon as you name it? (Silence).

Difficult logic puzzle from Lyuben Dilov's book "Star Adventures of Numi and Nika"

The girl Numi, from the planet Pyrrha, asks the earthly boy Nicky a riddle:
One glof and two mules weigh as much as one dabel and four lacies. In turn, one dabel weighs as much as two lazi. One glof and three lacies weigh together as much as one dabel, two mulphs and six kraks. One glof weighs as much as two dabels. The question is, how much krak must be added to one mulf to get the weight of two dabels and one lazi?
Answer with a hint of the solution:

So, Nikolai Buyanovsky took out a draft notebook from his briefcase, or, as he dubbed it, a notebook on all kinds of knowledge, and a pen, and Numi slowly began to dictate to him the weight of all these mysterious dabels, mulf, lazi and krak. And when, having written everything down in order and changing some places in his mind, he compiled several short equations, and then, suddenly guessing, reduced the weight of all the data to the weight of the same mysterious creatures, the answer seemed to come out by itself. The task was logical, and in this part Nika Buyan was a god and a king.
“Eight,” he said confidently. “You have to add eight krak to that mulf of yours.

If you have in mind your favorite difficult riddles - write in the comments, and we will try to guess!

A journalist from Singapore posted on his page in social network a puzzle that he said was meant for 10-year-olds. A few days later, this puzzle blew up the Internet community and heated debate erupted in the comments. However, even the TV presenter himself did not know right decision when he posted this assignment, his friend's niece told him about it. The journalist quarreled with his wife over this puzzle.

After his post became very popular, he was contacted by experts from the SASMO organization and was told that the puzzle was actually for children from 14 years old.

Don't be discouraged if you can't come up with a solution right away, as this assignment is worth thinking about.

Develop your brain every day playfully with the whole family with

• Puzzle:

Two friends recently met a girl. They really want to know what day she was born. The girl named 10 dates, one of which could theoretically be her birthday: September 15, September 16, September 19, October 17, October 18, November 14, November 16, December 14, December 15 and December 17. Then she told one of them (A) the correct month, and the other (B) the date.

“I have no idea what day she was born, but I’m sure B was too,” A says after that.

“Initially, I didn’t know which day was right, but now I’m 100% sure,” B answered him.

“I know the correct date for sure, after phrase B,” A ended the conversation.

When does a girl celebrate her birthday?

Logic task about a pet store

Stepan Alekseevich recently acquired a store and decided to dedicate it to the sale of animals. He started with decorative dogs, because he already had them. Stepan Alekseevich bought spacious enclosures for them. If he lets one dog into each enclosure, then one will be left without a house. And if he places two dogs in each enclosure, then one enclosure will be empty. How many enclosures did Stepan Alekseevich buy, and how many dogs did he have?

Task "Two flocks" - develop logical thinking

Two packs of wolves live in the forest: the truthful - they never lie - and the liars who never tell the truth. Once a traveler stumbled upon a wolf and, when he found out that he was from a truthful pack, he asked to be led to the edge of the forest in order to get out of it. When they went further together, they met another wolf, and the guide wolf, at the request of the traveler, ran to find out which pack the second wolf belongs to. When he returned, he said that the wolf claims to be in the truthful pack. Question: what pack does the wolf that accompanied the traveler belong to?

Logic puzzle about a broken vase

Nine children were left without parental supervision in one room. When an adult entered the room and saw that only fragments of the handmade vase were left on the floor, he began to ask everyone about who the culprit was. The answers were:

Masha: That's all Roller!

Pasha: Not true.

Alina: I did it.

Katya: Either Alina or Natasha broke it.

Roller: Pasha is lying.

Sasha: Alina did it.

Nastya: No, this is not Alina.

Natasha: Neither I nor Alina broke the vase.

Andrey: Natasha is right, but Valik didn't do that either.

Of all the replicas, only three are true. Who broke the vase in this scenario?

Football mindfulness task

In the football championship, where each team fought each other once, 4 teams participated: Alpha, Beta, Omega and Gamma. A team was awarded zero points for a loss, two points for a win, and one point for a draw. The final match ended: Alpha lost to Omega. But Alpha still won the games, while Omega did not improve their team's score. How did the Omega and Gamma teams play against each other?

Logic task "Three sisters"

Three sisters, Anastasia, Ekaterina and Anna, teach various subjects at colleges in New York, Berlin and Amsterdam. Anastasia does not work in New York, and Ekaterina does not work in Berlin. The one who lives in New York does not teach English language. The one who works in Berlin teaches higher mathematics. Ekaterina does not teach psychology. What discipline does Anna teach, and at the college of which city?

A number of words - eliminate unnecessary

Flounder, trout, dolphin, shark, stingray.

What is the missing word in this line?

Logic problem about sons

Ivanov and Kotov each have 2 sons who are younger than nine. Their names are Andrei, Vitalik, Lesha and Vasya. Andrew for three years younger brother. Vitalik is older than all the boys. Lesha is two times younger than the youngest Ivanov. Vasya is 5 years older than himself junior Kotov. 5 years ago, the difference in the sum of the years of the children of the Ivanovs and the Kotovs was equal to the sum today.

Match the names of the boys and their ages.

Logic task about elections

Six people - let it be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 - are running for president, deputy and secretary of the "Magic Kingdom". However, it is not easy to distribute roles for them.

• 1 does not want to dominate.
• If 5 is not the president, then 2 does not want to be in charge, because then it will be necessary to dominate 3. 2 will not cooperate with 6 in any case.
• 3 will not work in the company if there are 5 and 6 in the bosses together. 3 will resign if 6 is the president or 2 is the secretary.
• 4 does not work with 3 or 5, because it does not want to be subordinate to one or the other.
• 5 does not want to be deputy president. But he does not want to take the post of secretary if the boss is 4. Plus, 5 will not work with 1 if 6 does not take one of the leadership positions.
• 6 will cooperate only if he is the President, or 3.

Everyone thought about who to put in the leading positions of the Magic Kingdom, but after thinking logically, they nevertheless satisfied the needs of each candidate.

How did they assign roles to all candidates?

All logic tasks with answers, so you can find out the solution using the button below.

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An interesting task - "Who?"

The editorial office employs a chief editor, a proofreader, a typesetter, a deputy editor and an ordinary journalist.

Their names are Kovaleva, Krichkovskaya, Ivanchenko, Hoe and Tyulka.

When the proofreader and the journalist studied at a linguistic university, they rented an apartment together. Chief Editor on the this moment not a family man. Tyulka and Kovaleva are enemies. Ivanchenko's husband was very happy when he found out that the editor-in-chief had allowed his wife to take another vacation in August. Hoe was upset when he learned from the editor-in-chief that the layout designer and proofreader would soon get married. Kovaleva and Krichkovskaya are not yet married.

Question: What is the last name of each editorial staff member?

Test #1

Answer quickly without hesitation. And don't look for answers!

1. You are in a competition and you have overtaken a runner in second position.
What is your current position?

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Try to answer the second question of the test

2. You overtook the last runner, where are you now?

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3. Take 1000. Add 40. Add another thousand. Add 30. Another 1000. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What happened?

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4. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4 Chocho. Question: What is the name of the fifth daughter? Think fast. The answer is just below.

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Test #2

This test is very simple. You need to answer one question...
Why is honey golden?

P because the flowers get a lot of sunlight.

P because pollen is naturally golden in color.

P because the bees enrich it with enzymes that have this shade.

P because honey is what people make.

I don't know.

Mind Test #3

Do you want to test your intelligence? Little test!
1. So - the deaf-mute decided to buy a toothbrush. He goes to the store and gestures to the seller that he is brushing his teeth. The seller guesses what it is about, and the deaf-mute gets his brush.
Now the blind man decided to buy himself sunglasses. How can he inform the seller about this?
Think and then look for the correct answer...

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2. Make one word from the given set of letters - L O S O N D O O V

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3. The pilot jumped out of the plane without a parachute. How was he able to remain unharmed after landing on hard ground?

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Test #4

1. There are two bottles of 5 and 3 liters. How to use them to measure exactly a liter of water, without using any other containers.

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2. There are 5 mushrooms in the basket. How to divide the mushrooms between five mushroom pickers so that everyone gets equally and one mushroom remains in the basket?

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3. In 1970 the man was 30 years old, and in 1975 he was 25 years old. How is this possible?

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4. Guess how many cats are in the room, if there is 1 cat in each of the 4 corners of the room, there are 3 cats in front of each cat, 1 cat is sitting on the tail of each cat.

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5. Many of you have seen alcohol bottles in alcohol stores that also contain some large ripe fruit inside: an apple, a pear, etc. Now tell me how to put a sufficiently large ripe fruit (not dried) into such a bottle with a narrow neck without damaging without dividing it.

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6. Not far from the coast there is a ship with a lowered rope ladder. The stairs have 15 steps. The distance between the steps is 45 cm. The lowest step touches the surface of the water. Suddenly, the tide begins, due to which the water level rises every hour by 15 cm. Question: after what period of time will the water level reach the third stage?

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7. There are two traffic police officers on the road. One looks to the left to see if a car is approaching from the north, and the other looks to the right to see if a car is approaching from the south. Suddenly one asks the other: "What are you smiling at?". How could he know that the other inspector was smiling?

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8. Imagine two cities, in one of which people speak only the truth, and in the other only lies. People from one city often go to visit people in another city and vice versa. If you find yourself in one of the cities, what is the only question you have to ask a passer-by to find out which of the two cities you are in?

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9. A motorist in the parking lot in the morning found that his car had one flat tire. Despite this, he got into the car and drove 50 km to work and in the evening drove 50 km back again, without repairing or replacing the wheel. How is this possible?

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10. An instrument for measuring time with a minimum number of moving elements is a sundial. Which instrument for measuring time has the maximum number of moving parts?

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11. At a sports car competition, two of the best racers made an unusual bet - whose car will come slower is the winner and prize fund takes himself. At the start, when the start gong sounded, both cars did not even think to move forward. Everyone is confused, the competition is broken. To young people (racers). Came up old man and said something to both of them. After a short pause, both on the gas, who is faster, trying to overtake each other. The rules are unchanged - the fund will be taken by the one whose car comes second. Q: What did the older man say to the riders?

Each of us from childhood loves to solve riddles. And if they are funny and cool, then the joy is doubly added. But over logical riddles with a catch, you have to “break your head”. But still, this is a great option to have fun at home at a holiday, and at a corporate party, and just in friendly company. They are also suitable for competitions.

And in today's selection you will find a lot of funny, funny and cool riddles with a trick, simple and difficult for adults with answers. Have fun!

What is the most expensive coffee in the world?

Funny riddles with a trick with answers

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem, programmers do not solve them)

You are sitting in an airplane, a horse is in front of you, a car is behind you. Where are you?
(On the carousel)

Small, grey, like an elephant.
(Baby elephant)

He may not have children, but he is still a dad. How is this possible?
(This is the Pope)

One hundred heads and a ton of copper.
(Brass band)

With a mustache, big, carries hares. What's this?
(Trolleybus)

1 eye, 1 horn, but not a rhinoceros.
(A cow peeks around the corner)

Which hand is best for stirring tea?
(Tea is best stirred with a spoon)

What does the watchman do when a sparrow sits on his hat?
(asleep)

What could be bigger than an elephant and weightless at the same time?
(Shadow of an elephant)

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
(An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants)

Earrings for simpletons?
(Noodles)

What living creature can easily change its head?
(Louse)

What is the best age for a child?
(When you no longer lead him by the hand, and he still does not lead you by the nose)

Lights up but doesn't heat up.
(15 years of strict regime)

What is the name of a cow that does not produce milk?
(Greedy)

The most expensive coffee in the world?
(Coffee spilled on laptop keyboard)

What is the most disliked phrase of a sapper?
(one foot here, one foot there)

For a wise man, there are a thousand riddles around, for a fool or half-wit, everything is clear.
Indian proverb

What should you do when you see a green man?

funny logic riddles trick with answers

These three TV stars have been on the screen for a long time. One is called Stepan, the second is Philip. What is the name of the third?
(Piggy)

This is given to us three times. The first two times are free. But for the third one you have to pay.
(Teeth)

What is the difference between a priest and a Volga?
(Pop is a father, and Volga is a mother)

- Is it red?
- No, black.
Why is she white now?
Because it's still green.
What are we talking about?
(About blackcurrant)

The geese went to the watering hole in single file (one after the other).
One goose looked ahead - there are 17 goals in front of him. He looked back - he has 42 paws behind him.
How many geese went to the watering place?
(39. 17 in front, 21 behind, and the goose itself, which turned its head)

A man bought apples for 5 rubles per piece, but sold them for 3 rubles per piece.
After some time, he became a millionaire. How did he do it?
(He was a billionaire)

Why did Lenin walk in boots, and Stalin in boots?
(On the ground)

Under what condition do 3 boys and 2 girls, 4 adults, 1 dog and 1 cat not get wet under just 1 umbrella?
(Assuming it doesn't rain)

An old woman was carrying 50 eggs to the market, and the bottom fell. How many eggs are left? (Pronounce "a bottom" as "one")
(All crashed as the bottom fell)

How to jump from a twenty-meter ladder and not crash?
(Jump from the first step, or, for the brave and dexterous, from the second or third)

Ivan went to Moscow, went to the mill. There are 4 windows, each window has 4 cats. Each cat has 4 kittens, and each kitten has 4 mice. How many legs are there?
(Two legs - Ivan, the rest - paws)

Funny trick riddles with answers

Given a word of 4 letters, but it can also be written with 3 letters.
You can usually write it down with 6 letters and then 5 letters.
Spawning contained 8 letters, and occasionally consists of 7 letters.
("Given", "it", "usually", "then", "having been born", "occasionally")

From which bird do you need to pluck feathers to get morning, afternoon, evening, and night at once?
(Day)

You enter through one door and exit through three. You think you're out, but you're actually in.
(Shirt)

What is the longest word in Russian?
(A word about Igor's regiment)

Two legs - on three legs, and the fourth - in the teeth. Then four ran up and ran away with one. They shouted two for three and three for four. But four squealed and ran away with one.
(A child with a chicken foot in his teeth riding a tricycle)

Everyone knows that three cubed equals twenty-seven. Four cubed equals sixty-four. And the language in the cube?
(The language in Cuba is Spanish)

The boy Petya's mother works at school as a cook, and his father works at a meat-packing plant. Question: what is the weight of the boy Petya?
(Excess)

They themselves do not burn, but they still have to be extinguished.
(Debts)

What happens if you combine Microsoft and iPhone?
(micro phone)

There is a rich house and a poor one. They are on fire. Which house will the police put out?
(Police don't put out fires, firemen put out fires)

Crossroads. Traffic light. KAMAZ, a cart and a motorcyclist stand and wait for the green light. The yellow light came on, KAMAZ accelerated. The horse was frightened and bit the motorcyclist's ear. Like an accident, but who broke the rules?
(Motorcyclist - he was not wearing a helmet)

The first man is the owner of the gems,
The second person is the master of love,
The third person is the owner of the shovel,
The fourth person is the owner of the big stick.
Who are they?
(Kings in a deck of cards)

Russian man has always been a mystery to a foreigner.
Boris Polevoy

Riddles-jokes with a trick with answers

The most famous semiconductor?
(Susanin)

What is: hanging on the wall and crying?
(novice climber)

What is the similarity between a motorcyclist and a chicken?
(Both sit down and rush)

How to find Lenin Square?
(You need to multiply the length of Lenin by the width of Lenin)

Why does the rooster sing so much?
(Because he has ten wives and no mother-in-law)

Why doesn't the horse eat chocolate?
(And who will give it to her?!)

Which plant knows everything?
(Horseradish)

Who was the first traffic cop in Russia?
(Nightingale the Robber)

What is the fear of Santa Claus called?
(Claustrophobia)

Between two luminaries I sit alone.
(Nose)

I may be a fool, but it's nice to feel stuffed.
(Stomach)

What do milk and hedgehog have in common?
(Both can fold)

"It's an eternal mystery how the same woman over and over again drives a man crazy"

What is 90-60-90?

Funny riddles for girls and women with a trick

Small, shriveled, is there in every woman?
(highlight)

What is 90-60-90?
(Riding past the traffic cop)

Before calling a woman a "bunny", what should a man check?
(Make sure he has enough "kale")

What is the difference between a women's hostel and a male hostel?
(In the women's dormitory, the dishes are washed after meals, and in the men's dormitory, before)

Husband going to work
“Honey, brush my jacket.
Wife:
- I've already cleaned it.
- What about trousers?
- Cleaned up too.
- What about boots?
What did the wife say?
(Do boots have pockets?)

The name of the first woman in the world to master an aircraft.
(Baba Yaga)

The girl could not sleep at night. She twisted and turned, but nothing could help. Suddenly she picked up the phone and called somewhere. And after that she was able to sleep peacefully. Why exactly after the call she could fall asleep?
(In the next apartment, the neighbor snored very much. She called him and woke him up. Then she fell asleep)

Both capricious and stubborn, Kindergarten doesn't want...
(daughter, not mother)

What is not in a women's handbag?
(order)

What did Anna Karenina leave as a legacy to modern fashion?
(Platform shoes)

A gift to my husband from the resort.
(Horns)

How many shoes does a woman need to be “completely happy”?
(One pair more than she already has)

In this video, other tricky, funny and funny riddles with a trick. Try to guess!

Questions for ingenuity

On the border of the Czech Republic and Germany, a glider belonging to Russia fell. Which country will get the engine from the crashed glider?

Answer: None, the glider has no motor

The man turned off the light and managed to get to bed before the room was plunged into darkness. Like this?

Answer: He went to bed during the day

The famous magician says he can put the bottle in the center of the room and crawl into it. Like this?

Answer: Everyone can crawl into the room

One driver did not take with him driver license. There was a one-way sign, but he moved in the opposite direction.
The policeman saw this but did not stop him. Why?

Answer: The driver was walking

What will happen to the crow when it turns 7 years old?

Answer: Eighth will go

How to bring water in a sieve?

Answer: Freeze it

Born twice, dies once. Who is it?

Answer: Chicken

What can't you pick up from the floor by the tail?

Answer: ball of thread

Who walks sitting?

Answer: Chess player

What always increases and never decreases?

Answer: Age

A saucepan was placed on the edge of the table, tightly closed with a lid, so that two-thirds of the jar hung from the table.
After a while, the bank fell. What was in the bank?

Answer: Ice

The more you take from it, the more it becomes... What is it?

Answer: Yama

What goes uphill, then downhill, but remains in place?

Answer: Road

What does half an orange most closely resemble?

Answer: The second half of an orange

Which 11-letter word is everyone spelling wrong?

Answer: The word "wrong"

Guests have come to you, and in the refrigerator there is a bottle of lemonade, a bag of pineapple juice and a bottle of mineral water.
What will you open first?

Answer: Refrigerator

Which city is flying?

Answer: Eagle

What is the scariest river?

Answer: Tiger

What kind of comb can not be combed?

Answer: Petushin

Which month has 28 days?

Answer: All months have a 28th.

What is not eaten raw, but cooked - thrown away?

Answer: Bay leaf

It is thrown away when it is needed, and picked up when it is not needed. What's this?

Answer: Anchor

What can be cooked, but not eaten?

Answer: Lessons, homework

Which car wheel does not spin while driving?

Answer: Spare

What clock is showing exact time twice a day?

Answer: Stopped

One person lived on the eighth floor. Every morning he entered the elevator, pressed the button for the first floor, went down and left the house.
In the evening he returned, went into the elevator, reached the seventh floor,
left the elevator and one floor (from the seventh to the eighth) went up on foot. Why?

Answer: The man was vertically challenged and did not reach the button of the eighth floor

Everyone loves him, but when they look at him, they wince.

Answer: Sun

What question cannot be answered with "yes"?

Answer: Are you sleeping?

What question can't be answered with "no"?

Answer: Are you alive?

Which nose does not smell?

Answer: The nose of a boot or boot, the nose of a teapot

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?

Answer: One. Everything else will be eaten no longer on an empty stomach

It's given to you, and people use it. What's this?

Answer: Name

Can an ostrich call itself a bird?

Answer: No, because he can't speak.

The man was driving a car. He did not turn on the headlights, there was no moon either, the street lamps did not shine along the road.
An old woman began to cross the road in front of the car, but the driver braked in time and the accident did not happen.
How did he manage to see the old woman?

Answer: There was a day

Which road do they drive for six months and walk for six months?

Answer: By the river