We all have different last names. They are funny and sad, funny and funny. We do not choose what we will be called .., not fate! That's why they call us whatever! Now we will present you the funniest names and surnames, and you decide ... - laugh out loud or cry, pitying the real person who received such a name and surname.

Look .., this is the real data of real people! No one is to blame that people have such names and surnames. It's funny, of course, laugh ... just do not forget that we do not select this data. This is a gift of fate that sticks “like a bath sheet” and it is almost impossible to tear it off. You will say that I would quickly change all the data, but in the memory of people you will still remain that “funny-family” who recently changed his data, and your friends will tell everyone else and you will still have a new “klikuha”, which may be worse!

Really funny and cool female names and surnames

To your attention funny women .., no, not So! Funny names and funny surnames of cute girls and beautiful women. Well, why did fate so decree that cute creatures can have such terrible data? For them, the most urgent and vital issue is to urgently get married and change their surname! In the meantime, they sit in their offices with funny names, go through life and make the public laugh right and left ...

Photos of passports of guys and men with funny data

Passports prove that people with funny names and funny surnames live among us. They not only go through life laughing, since they do not change their data, they make us laugh and bring some color to our lives. “Laugh as much as you like, the last name will not come out of the passport ...”

Data in the passports of girls (women) - cause funny emotions

See what beautiful ladies with such surnames. How do they live if I already know them by sight thanks to such ridiculous data? And ... it is clear: "They go through life laughing ...".

Funny names and surnames on VKontakte

"VKontakte" can hide the real name and surname, so do not judge strictly, we could not check exactly and posted what is and was ... And this is a Fact!

Guys and men

Girls and women

The girls are so different, and the VKontakte network speaks about this. Such surnames: are they invented to attract attention, or are they real? Guessing will not ... We will not know! And you see for yourself what is happening there ....

Cool names and funny surnames in English

Foreigners are people from another world who write and speak differently than we are used to understanding. However… there is something we really understand and it's really funny! See for yourself…

Wikipedia has a lot of funny real names and surnames of famous people!

Do you trust Wikipedia? We believe .. because it describes mostly verified facts from our real life. See what famous people have such interesting surnames. In truth, our world is rich and diverse!

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Unusual surnames

Unusual surnames- on the one hand, this is an unusual fate and increased attention to a person with an unusual surname. On the other hand, there is an increased burden on a person.

Unusual surnames are interesting primarily because they have a certain semantic load. The meaning of the surname gives a clue, the key to understanding a person - his character, his desires, his past. This is what attracts such names.

Some unusual surnames cause a smile and positive feelings in the people around and in the person himself, while others cause a negative reaction. In this list of surnames, we have given mainly characteristic surnames that evoke positive emotions.

Unusual surnames

Avramchik

Avrorin

Adamchik

Alyonkin

Albus- white (lat.)

amethysts

America

Arbat

amphitheaters

Angelin

Antonchik

Apostle

Arakcheev- hard drinker

arapchik

Artyukh

Aphrodite

Babochkin

Babushkin

bazarchik

ram

Baris

Shoe

poor man

Bellerophon- the hero of Greek mythology, who defeated the three-headed monster Chimera

Soulless

Portless

Bezputov

Bezumov

Bezukhov

Cashless

familyless

Bray

Belava

Belenets

Belenky

whitewing

Beluga whale

White

Belyai

Birch

Beskrylov

Bloodless

Immortal

Good

Bozhev

god spirit

Bogatyr

Rich

Log

Valenkin

Cornflower

Varvarin

After all

Magnify

Bicycle

Verigo(chains, shackles)

Loyal

Vertonozhkin(fidgety)

Vertoplyasov

Wind

Windmill

Vinohod

Vislobryukhov

Cherry

Vladykin

Volga

Volkopredatory

Volui

vral

Guy- born of the earth (Greek)

Thunderstorm

Grozny

Golubasha

dove

Masters

cooker

Gorbonos

sinners

Mushroom

Grinya

walk

Danilets

Girls

Devushkin

Tar

Degtyar

Derun

Danube

Denezhkin

Dozhdikov

Thrush

Druzhina

Dubyaga

think

Durilo

Ermak

hedgehogs

Yezhin

Greedy

Zhdan

Zhegalo

Pearl

painters

redneck

crooks

scored

rake in

hare

Bunny

Zamotailov

Zaporozhets

Zvezdin

Ringer

Green

Zozulya

Zubok

Toothpicks

Izbavitelev

Issakharov

Jordan

Carp

Kasyan

Square

Kvasha

bricklayer

peck

Mare

Mare

Kozlopasov

Trump

Witch

Caulaincourt

Deck

Kopeikin

Short

Korzhay

Roe

cat

Koshechkin

Cat

Krasavin

Handsome

Beautiful

Krasnozhen

the beauty

Krasulya

screamer

curl

Crimea

Lada

Ladushkin

Lampadov

Chest

Bast shoes

Laskin

Swan

Lenik

Lentsov

Likhar

Loboda

Lobotryasov

burdock

burdock

Favorite

Love

Lyalin

Lyalkin

Stores

Mazepa

Mazurok

Malik

boys

Bear

Miller

Menyailov

Metals

Blink

Mizulya

Millions of people

Mirgorod

Mitrofanushkin

Molitvin

silent

monks

Moskvich

ice cream

Ant

fly agaric

Publican

Nebaba

negrey

Negroes

Gentle

nectars

Insatiable

Nepomniachtchi

Do not shoot

neophytes(initiate, convert)

Come on

Nothing

cucumber

Ogurchikov

Odessa

Disposable

necklaces

Ozerny

mistletoe

Nut

officers

Pyramids

Bad

Truth

preferences

bite

Monday

sprinkle

Poltava

justice

Examples

Prince

sold

Friday

roam

crayfish

reasoning

Rye

Riha

Riga

Fisherman

Samara

sour

Sweet

Listen

Magpie

Spesivtsev

Spoke

Arrow

telescopes

Tron

slipper

Tufelkin

Tyapkin

Umov

Umnov

Uralets

Ufimchik

Porcelain

Filadelfov

philologists(lover of words)

Khalyavin

Khitryuk

hosts

Cold

bachelors

Royal

Capai

Caesar

Charodeev

Chernomorets

The black

Chertok

Shugay

Shuryonok

Generously

Instance

Jupiters

Yulianov

Berry

Yaldygov(parasite, parasite, spendthrift and reveler)

hawk

With such surnames it is difficult to be an ordinary person.

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What is the most important individual feature of each person? That's right - it was his people who began to call each other in ancient times, but the surnames appeared relatively recently. How were they formed? By what principle? Who invented them? Of particular interest is the question of who created the funny surnames. Or have they become such only now, and previously sounded quite normal? We will try to find answers to these and other questions today. It is quite possible that, considering this topic, we will laugh heartily!

in Russia

Different peoples of the world at different times formed the main distinctive features of each person. In Russia, for example, surnames began to appear in the XII-XIII century, but in Europe they began to spread much earlier.

The first to introduce such a concept as a “surname” into use in Russia was Peter I. Before that, people called each other. They were also called "reklo" and "name". In the decrees of the king regarding the census of the population of a certain area, it was stipulated that all residents should be recorded “by name with fathers and with nicknames”, which meant first name, surname and patronymic.

The first surnames in Russia were received by princes, nobility and boyars in the XIV-XV centuries. Basically, they came from the names of their patrimonial estates: Kolomensky, Zvenigorodsky, Tver, etc.

Later (in the 17th-19th centuries), servicemen and merchants of the Russian land began to be called surnames. Their surnames also came from geographical names. But not from the possessions that they disposed of, but from the localities from which they were born: Rostovtsev, Moskvichev, Astrakhantsev, Bryantsev, etc. As you can see, the suffixes of the surnames of merchants differ from the suffixes of the surnames of princes. According to them, modern residents with similar surnames can easily determine which lands their ancestors came from.

In the 19th century, surnames of people close to the church began to form in Russia. Many of them were artificially created from various words of foreign origin. A significant group of such surnames is formed from the names of church holidays and the churches themselves: Assumption, Rozhdestvensky, Epiphany and others.

As for the peasants, their surnames, in fact, reflected their street nicknames. Sometimes they changed. In one family in one generation there could be several surnames at once.

Many peasants of Russia received their "main names" only after the October Revolution, before that they were nameless.

Modern surnames

Currently, every inhabitant of the planet Earth should have a surname (with rare exceptions). Most Russian surnames originated from patronymics, but not by adding the suffixes -ovich, -ich, -inich, etc., but in the form of the so-called semi-patronymic with the suffixes -in, -ov. For example, the son of Peter is Petrov's son (the resulting surname is Petrov), the son of Nikita is Nikitin's son (the surname is Nikitin).

Funny surnames: whose fantasy is it?

But until now, scientists cannot determine the etymology of such surnames as Danilin and Danilov, Voronin and Voronov (with suffixes -ov and -in). The same applies to the question of how and by whom funny surnames were invented. Why do some people say their name with their heads held high, while others blush when introduced in public? Indeed, very funny surnames can sometimes cause self-doubt of their owners, a real obstacle to success. Fortunately, today the legislation allows anyone who wants to change their name to a more attractive one. But then a person becomes part of the gray mass and loses his amazing uniqueness. How to be? Do funny surnames interfere with life? Let's try to figure it out.

Some enthusiasts for the sake of a good mood (their own and other people) create the ratings "The funniest surnames in Russia." The organizers of such actions ask the inhabitants of our country to send real stories of people who have come across one or another original surname in their lives. They study phone books, various registers. They photograph the funny names of doctors on the plates of offices, the names of company leaders, badges of employees of retail outlets in order to confirm the reality of the existence of such people. And then they make them publicly available with the help of modern technologies of communication and communication.

Having studied such ratings, you can ensure yourself a good mood for the whole day! And let them say that it’s ugly to laugh at someone else’s last name, that they only do it in kindergartens, we will do it anyway! Not to offend any of the owners of such a name, but for the sake of a sincere, genuine smile on his face. So, get acquainted in absentia with unique people!

List of funny surnames: real stories

An employee of one of the commercial banks regularly maintains a register of shareholders, in which more than seventy thousand names have already gathered. Deciding to highlight the most interesting of them, he was very surprised, as there were a great many of them! Such as Tadpoles, Popik and Truffle, he did not even take into account! Among them, he found the following: Kakashkind, Beeliner, Chmyryuk, Tampak, Intraligator and many others. The owners of these names, by the way, are successful people - the owners and directors of companies! And their interesting name does not prevent them from living at all - on the contrary, it allows them to always be in the spotlight!

Treasures of phone books

Another company of enthusiastic comedians decided to study the telephone directory of Moscow. And here is their Top Funny Surnames! Among the 2.7 million subscribers there were the following: Blyabkin, Blyablin, Blyaror, Blyakher, Blyakhman, Blyakherov, Bobik, Bobinchik-Rabinovich. By the way, there are not even one such family in Moscow, but several. Martyshkin, Nedryshchev, Zadnikov, Sukhozad, Pupkin, Sivuho, Khernykh, Hernes, Kheresh, Kherenkov deserve special attention. It remains to sympathize with subscribers with the names Zyuzya, Shmal, Shnurapet, Zuduyviter, Zababashkin, Sivokobylenko, Glukin, Paltsapupa, Sivokoz, Durnopeiko and Narko.

There are also owners of the names Sharikov, Chainikov, Didus, Gavva, Abebe, Varenye, Gergelaba, Zhuikov, Bobro and Bobik in the telephone book of Moscow. No less interesting are the double names: Engel-Mengel, Honest-Khoroshko, Kill-Joyful, Buffalo-Cat, Shura-Bura. But again, we advise you not to be upset by those who may have read their own among these surnames! You are unique, be proud of it! In order to dispel the myth that such surnames interfere with life and success, we present a list called “Funny Athlete Surnames”. Among them, it turns out, too, there are lucky ones!

Funny names of football players

Thirty of their owners can easily get into the hit parade of funny names among football players. Mostly they are athletes of foreign football teams. It just so happened that their names, which can be proudly pronounced in their country, sound very funny in Russia. On our soil, such football players will not be able to avoid smiles:

Each person pays a lot of attention to his surname. He studies its meaning, where it came from, what are its roots. However, the funniest and most unusual surnames presented here do not bring joy to their owners, and many seriously dream of getting rid of such a gift from their parents.

One can only be surprised at the inexhaustible human imagination and have fun from the heart when meeting such proper names in serious documents or on door plates in the offices of respectable bosses. The list presented is real surnames found on the territory of Russia and belonging to its citizens. Numerous photos are evidence of this.

The culture of the Cossacks has always been unique and somewhat different from the cultures of other indigenous peoples of Russia. This originality was also reflected in those nicknames that were given to warriors according to various signs or qualities of character. In the future, with the advent of surnames in the 19th century. they became official surnames.

• Karaybeda
• Motsny
• Rotan
• Gubach
• Nesvyatipaska
• Titsky
• Ubeykobyla
• Good evening
• rodentub
• zasyadwolf
• Hoodier
• Unclean
• Walking day
• Weakness
• Drozhiruk
• rottooth
• Pidkuimikha
• Nosulya
• Neeshmak
• yellowleg
• Helpbatko
• Mordan

Of course, the Cossack guys also had ordinary, Orthodox names, but given the specifics of the army, frequent campaigns and close communication, people with the same names had to be distinguished, and then observation and humor came into play. For example, two Sashas could be very different in appearance or temperament, and then each got his own nickname. Now, no one could confuse them during roll call or call them in battle during a fight.

Bulgarian, Moldovan, Gypsy

Everyone knows that people of different nationalities live in the Russian Federation, there are even entire villages where Bulgarians, gypsies live, and many Moldovans have long been Russian citizens. They also include surnames. which cause. if not wild uncontrollable laughter, then surprise for sure.

• Bestrescu
• Fanta
• Rakova
• Khachapuri
• trifle
• Zapadlovsky
• Cherepovsky
• cats
• Razdvinogov

Caucasian surnames

• Nadoev
• wallpaper
• slop
• Sarajevo
• Plebos
• Pliev
• Onanidze
• Onaniashvili

• Porosenkov
• Don't fuck up
• Hemp
• Shmal
• Zhopina
• Yablonska
• Vagina
• lokhov
• Shelyukhin
• Shmarin
• Mozgoedov
• Durnopeiko
• snot
• Sexual
• Svinar
• Kovyryalov
• Zhirnov
• Zhirinovsky
• Chmyr
• Moshnin
• Khokhlupoykin
• Syringe
• Moshonkin
• Brekhunov
• Mityukov
• Mondina
• Mochenkin
• Fonderkin
• Sosunov
• Pechenkin
• Pichugin
• Khryukin
• Golobokova
• Goloshchekin
• Quarter
• Tretyak
• Dobrobaba
• Onan

To make sure that the list is not made up, it is enough to enter any surname into the search engine and you can immediately get several dozen lucky people with unusual surnames. Help in the search and telephone directories of megacities.

Double surnames with strange meanings

In Russia, it is not uncommon for people to have double surnames. Usually they are written with a hyphen and sometimes cause a lot of trouble to their owners. Where do they come from? The paths are different:

Someone adds a pseudonym to their native surname, this usually happens in a creative environment in order to be different from others and not to be confused with other actors. (For example, the wonderful actor Pankratov Cherny).

There are also historical ones. Two noble families, when they became related, united the surnames of the spouses (Musin-Pushkin).

Someone got a surname in an orphanage during the war years, thanks to the indefatigable imagination of educators.

Let's get acquainted with these unique words:

• Buffalo Cat
• Bit Ivan
• Honest-Khoroshko
• Kill-Joyful
• Shura-Bura
• Drinker-Nefedoya

Surname Collectors

There are civil servants whose work is directly related to documents and personal data of people. Among them there are a lot of people who know how to appreciate humor, so they are not able to pass by the next family pearl. There are large collections of names from which you can laugh for more than one evening. In every job, even such a paper and boring one, you can find its charms. Here is one of the interesting selections:

• Muhosranov
• Serobaba
• Blyakher
• intraligator
• Nedorezov
• Akulibaba
• Dolbnya
• Bibik
• Nedorezov
• Dohlik
• Pipko
• asshole
• Wartkin
• Saloed
• Pogulayko
• skins
• Khertukheev
• Khrennov
• Smorshchuk
• Wart
• Shurlo
• Burdyga
• Golotsutskov
• Neumyvakin
• Sinebryukhov

Sometimes such collectors not only write out their finds in a separate notebook, but also make scans as evidence that such funny surnames really exist, and are not just another notion.

Funny names of public people

Among famous personalities, you can often meet people with strange surnames. They exist in all areas and countries, including among our athletes and media personalities.

football players

• Karyaka
• Smertin
• Kolodin
• Zlobin
• Popel
• Mazilu
• Contra
• Kakashvili
• Krivoruchko
• Jop (Poland)

Hockey players

• Krutokhvostov
• Ovechkin
• Myshkin
• Koshechkin
• Mogilny
• Vypuukal (Czech Republic)
• Vibl (Czech Republic)
• Jablonsky
• Skvernyuk

tennis players

• Chesnokov

basketball players

• Najera
• Khryapa

Biathlon, skiing

• Deri Earth
• Chudov
• Cr. Stick
• Sacherbacher

Athletics

• Borzakovsky
• Borzov
• B. Shieblowski

Jumpers

• A. Malysh
• Zebra

A person, of course, is not free to choose a surname. He gets it from his family. Some owners, having become adults, are in a hurry to change their surname that poisons their lives, others go through life with it, not complexing and proving in deed that it is not the name that makes a person, but just the opposite, if he is a purposeful, self-sufficient person.

I work in a commercial bank and am engaged in maintaining registers of shareholders. To date, more than 70 thousand people have gathered in these registries (a small town!) - and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names that come across to us, and then play the prize of the week, month, etc.

Just funny surnames like Popik, Tadpoles, Truffle and others are only included in the starting ratings, so I don’t list them here.

Well, here's what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!).

Kakashkind, Blyatko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (an interesting question: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with a sonorous surname Beeliner (I wonder if he was given a cell phone for free?), a man named Tampak (I really want to add, right?), a worthy citizen Juda Shlemovich Prezerman (that’s right, according to Chekhov: there is no such thing that could not become a Jewish surname, but what a first and middle name!), the director of a reputable company by the name of Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out).

Well, now the first three (in ascending order) of the current month, I repeat - I have copies of passports!)

3) Alexander Nikolaevich Asshole (strongly, right?)

2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and

1st place - the hit of the season - a woman with the surname INTRALIGATOR (like an international crocodile).

We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and especially calculate such names.

The richest in obscene surnames was the letter "B".
In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also to Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans.

Against the background of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for the three families that proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or Bobinchik-Rabinovich.

And there are only two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is one more Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad.

Five assholes, respectively, five.
For every three Nadhullins, there is one Podkhullin.
Onanizev is present in two copies, Pupkin - in three, and Sivuho is also in two.

The letter "B" in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter "X", which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Hernykh, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.

For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular with us - there are only two of them.

But five families bear the surname Pedik!
They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin live very well.

We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.

But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Garny for one Bad, suggests that there are still more good people than bad ones.

And, finally, there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one.

Chainikovs -17 (it's good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops on the road).

And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs in Moscow, and four Yeltsins.
Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3.
Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.

The Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers.
They are not followed at all by the Petrovs, as one might have assumed, but by the Kuznetsovs at all - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing the legitimate Sidorovs, who are also very numerous, from it.