Joke letter for April 1st. Colored tap water

“And your back is all white!” “You can’t fool anyone like that today. Today you need to be creative! Oh, sometimes it's so good to play a joke on someone! Over a school friend, over a strict teacher, over dad and mom, over all classmates at once ... The first April day was created for practical jokes, jokes and jokes. Before you start remember the most important rule: your tricks on the day of laughter should not cause great harm or threaten someone with injury. Be sure to remember this!

Playing on the phone

Insidious Classmate Prank: Lubricate Thickly handset lipstick. Of course, it is not necessary to smear the entire tube, but only that part of it that is applied to the ear. Now call! When your buddy answers, his whole ear will be covered in lipstick. Another option is to call a friend and in a serious voice tell him not to pick up the phone for 10 minutes. Allegedly, a telephone operator has come to repair your device, and the telephone master can be electrocuted. Call back in a couple of minutes. When your friend picks up the phone, let out a heartbreaking cry and immediately congratulate him on the first of April!

How to prank friends

With your back turned to your friend, shake the closed soda bottle well and offer him a treat. When a delighted friend starts to unscrew the lid, he will be lightly covered with lemonade foam. Has the bell rung for change? Come to to the best friend and in a sad voice tell him that the director of the school or the head teacher urgently called him to him. Eh, briefcase battles cannot be avoided! Before you start this fight, make sure your friend doesn't have a huge brick in their briefcase that pranksters could plant.

Take the usual poltorashka from under the soda. Cut off its neck so that you get a balloon. Fill it with water and just put it in the hallway. Put a shopping bag on the balloon, in which everyone carries groceries. The first kid passing by will definitely kick your balloon and spill a gorgeous puddle in the middle of the school corridor! You don't have to do this at home.

Take a 10-ruble coin and stick it on the steps with instant glue. After that, hide behind the corner and watch with pleasure how all the people entering the school try to pick up the coin. Did you have guests? Excellent! Leave for a minute in the hallway and stuff crumpled sheets of newspapers into everyone's shoes. Their shoes will become, as it were, a size smaller. When your guests go to get ready, you will just break your stomach watching them try to put on their shoes. Do not forget to congratulate everyone on April 1 and help pull out the paper.

Another option with guests. Call everyone and say that you are expecting him to visit, well, let's say at 7 o'clock in the evening. Make a deal with mom. She must say that you have not yet come from the street. Hide yourself in the closet. Let the guests gather in your room and wait. Sit in the closet for 10 minutes, and then jump out of it and please your friends with your unexpected appearance! But you don’t need to shout too loudly - what if you scare someone ... Did you laugh together as you should? Excellent! Now offer delicious juice and cookies to delighted guests.

Pranks for parents

Find any cardboard box- Well, for example, from under the shoes. Hang it on some closet so that you have to reach for it. Cut a large hole in the bottom of the box, and pour confetti inside. Glue a bright label to the box with a large and tempting inscription "do not touch the gift!" When a concerned business dad enters this room, he will immediately see the box and try to take it off. Your box with a holey bottom will shower him with confetti from head to toe! Laugh with your mom.

Let's play a joke on mother too! But how? Ask your beloved mother to close her eyes and reach out her hand. Tell her you want to surprise her. Really do it! Put a big plastic beetle in her palm. You'll see how she screams! The reaction of the mother can be violent - you may even have to hide a little behind the broad back of the father.

Again, I warn you: don't overdo it! Having laughed enough, be sure to help the cleaner wipe the spilled puddle. Clean your phone of lipstick yourself. Invite a friend soaked in lemonade to your house - let him wash his sticky hands. And no evil tricks with the girls! You need to joke in moderation - so as not to lose all your friends. Well, in general, you understand me. A little imagination, acting, ingenuity - and you will adequately celebrate a cool April day!

In terms of the number of draws, this day is the record holder of the year. By the way, it is considered bad form to be offended by April Fools' jokes.

Sputnik Georgia has prepared a selection of "jokes" for those who want to play their household members, friends, colleagues, classmates on April Fool's Day and cheer up those around them - relatives, friends or just passers-by.

How to play household

Waking up early, put children's things for adults, and parents' things for children, replace slippers with a larger or smaller size. Can put slippers on different size, hide one sock from a different pair or stitch a sock and so on.

If you are not too lazy to spend a little time preparing the draw, you can sew up the sleeves or trousers in the clothes of your household with a thin, easily torn thread the night before. You can also sew the sleeve to the leg or sew the neck. Such innocent jokes will turn the process of dressing into a game and set all family members in a major way.

You can recall the jokes that we did more than once in childhood - paint the face of a sleeping person with toothpaste, ketchup or another quickly washed off mixture, and cover the soap with a colorless varnish so that it does not foam.

You can also squeeze out toothpaste, and instead of it, fill the tube with milk, sour cream or mayonnaise with a syringe. By the way, milk would be funnier.

And yet, the divider of the tap can be tinted with liquid dye - blue or red, as a result, blue or red water will flow from the tap. By the way, the latter is scarier.

You can pour detergent into the toilet that lathers well, or you can put dry pasta under the toilet seat, and when someone sits on it, it will crack like it's broken.

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Can be held various manipulations With cosmetics. For example, replace face cream or deodorant with butter.

In the kitchen, according to tradition, you can replace sugar with salt, add pepper to coffee - this drink is very invigorating in the morning, especially on April 1st. But it will be funnier to make fried eggs from sour cream and halves of a canned peach and serve jelly instead of juice.

The list of various jokes is endless, and it doesn’t matter how you play your family on April Fool’s Day. Most importantly, remember that this is a great occasion to have fun with the whole family.

How to prank friends

There are many jokes associated with the phone. For example, call a friend from an unknown phone number and say the following text: "Hello, this is Durov's corner? Do you need a talking horse? Just don't hang up, you know how difficult it is to dial with your hoof!"

Or, call a friend and ask him not to answer the phone for a few minutes, as there is a telephone operator on the line and he could be electrocuted. After a while, call back, and if your friend picks up the phone, let out a heart-rending scream. This prank is not for the faint of heart, so joke in a way that does not harm your loved one.

For next draw need on your mobile phone enable forwarding to any number - for example, a government agency, a hairdresser, a bathhouse or a rest home. There will be no limit to the surprise of people calling you when, instead of your greeting, they will hear an unfamiliar voice pronouncing the name of the organization.

You can play a prank on a friend by placing a farting pillow on him. To make the cushion more difficult to see, it is better to place it under the seat cushion. Just make sure the air has somewhere to go.

You can successfully pin it by offering cola with ice. Only now the ice should be filled with mentos chewing candy. After the ice melts and the cola reacts with the mentos, a real fountain is guaranteed.

A friend can be played in the following way, which is called " secret admirer". You should order a chic bouquet and enclose an anonymous note in which you indicate the place and time of the meeting, and a request to bring this same bouquet with you.

To meet with a girlfriend, you need to send a man unfamiliar to her, but he must come with his companion. Approaching your friend, he must take away the bouquet from her and hand it solemnly to his companion. But in order not to bring native person to the handle, you must immediately appear and hand over the flowers, already intended for her.

If you work with a friend in the same office or get to his workplace without interference, you can paste over it with stickers on which you first write declarations of love, good wishes and so on. Or just throw it away workplace toys, for example, frogs, various rattlesnakes and so on.

By the way, you can have a party with friends and ask each of them to cook a few for the evening. joke contests, and before the end of the holiday, sum up the results and present a prize for the most successful draw.

How to prank colleagues

The easiest prank to perform is to seal the mouse with tape and watch a perplexed colleague or colleagues. On the adhesive tape, you can draw or write something cool: "I'll be there after dinner, your little mouse."

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Gala show "Congress of Fools" takes place in Moscow

Or even hide the mouse by placing a note with painted footprints and the words: "Don't look for me, I found a more caring daddy." You can also stick everything that is on it with double-sided tape to a colleague's table - pens, pencils, keyboards, notepads, mice, phones, and so on.

An explosion of laughter in the office guarantees a fan horn under a colleague's chair.

Wait for a colleague to leave the office for a bit, and change the birthday on his Facebook page to April 1st, and look at his (her) reaction when they are bombarded with congratulations.

Want to prank all employees at the same time? Bring to work a box of delicious cakes or candy that says April 1st. At the same time, so in passing, say that you do not want something. I guarantee that no one will touch these goodies, as everyone will be wondering what you did with them.

You can also bring a box of sweet pads, for example, "Taste the Crunch" to the office, after replacing the contents with Whiskas pads and observe the reaction of colleagues to the "sweet" pads.

You can print out the boss's order to change the vacation schedule and post it on the bulletin board. Or say that half of the salary of each employee will be transferred to the organization's fund.

If your boss has a good sense of humor, you can prank him or her, or maybe them. For example, the whole team write letters of resignation on own will and bring for signature at the same time. True, there is a danger that the boss will actually sign these statements.

You can also compose statements asking for financial assistance in the amount of 10 salaries in connection with the birth of five, flight to Venus, the arrival of aliens, and so on, it all depends on the flight of your imagination.

How to play teachers and classmates

For teachers, April 1 has always been a difficult day, as at every step there are pranks of young pranksters, for whom this day brings indescribable joy.

Schoolchildren are more resourceful than adults. The range of their jokes and pranks is quite extensive, and their fantasies can only be envied.

Among the most common school pranks is sticking stickers on the backs of classmates with inscriptions of various contents, such as "I'll ride with the breeze" or "if you don't have a horse, get on me."

The old joke, "where are you so smeared" always works. You can also offer someone soda by shaking the bottle well beforehand.

A simple prank that always works. On a piece of paper, write "a broom on the ceiling" and let it go around the class. One of the classmates who reads will definitely raise his head up, then the next one and so on. And with them, the teacher begins to look at the ceiling, trying to understand what is happening.

If you are not afraid of the teacher's righteous wrath, you can use the old trick and rub chalkboard dry soap. In this case, writing on the blackboard with chalk will not work. But keep in mind that you yourself will have to wash the board later.

Nowadays, almost every student has a mobile phone, so you can come up with different jokes related to the phone. Or just put lipstick on the phone and call him. His ear will be covered in lipstick after he picks up the phone.

For the next trick, take a large cardboard box and cut out the bottom. Put the cardboard on the cabinet so that the bottom fits snugly, fill it with confetti and cover it on top.

By the way, in order for the box to attract the attention of the teacher, you need to write something large on the side with a bright sticker that attracts attention, such as the sex of a boyfriend. When the teacher enters the classroom and sees the box, he will try to remove it or ask one of the students. Either way, the victim will be showered with confetti.

The teacher can be played by saying that the director calls him to him. But we must have time to hang a poster on the door of the director's office with the inscription: "The first of April, do not trust anyone!"

April Fool's drawings will give you a lot of vivid impressions, positive emotions and will be remembered for a long time. So turn on your imagination, have fun and amuse the people around you.

Just remember that the pranks should be adequate to the sense of humor of the one for whom you have prepared jokes for April 1, and observe a sense of proportion in everything so as not to offend someone inadvertently.

Material prepared on the basis of open sources

"Day of Laughter" is a day of practical jokes, jokes and laughter. Funny jokes for April 1 and jokes will amuse you and your friends. Jokes and pranks on April 1 will give you a lot of impressions, positive emotions and will be remembered for a long time.
Just do not forget one of the main rules, you need to have a sense of proportion in everything, remember that not only you should be funny. The main thing is that the jokes are funny and harmless.

Drawings and jokes on April 1.

Ad

1. This draw is held on April 1st at the school. The following text is printed on a sheet of paper: “In connection with the breakthrough of the water supply network of classes at school on 04/01/2013. will not. Class students gather on the first floor with buckets and rags. Administration." This ad is affixed to the door...

2. Attach an announcement to the door: “The door opens towards itself”, “In connection with the repair of the corridor, the entrance to the school is from the other side”

3. 1.04.2013 change of the timetable: students of … classes study the first lesson ……

Very big and small, skinny

At the end of the lesson, a big guy suddenly runs into the classroom and, with horror on his face, asks to hide him as soon as possible. Without waiting for permission, he arranges a small pogrom and tries to get under someone's desk. Following the big one into the classroom, the small one enters

Most real grandfather Freezing.

The last lessons are going on at the school. And then He appears on the threshold of the class! The real Santa Claus. With a bag of gifts over his shoulders. In an embroidered red sheepskin coat, with a staff in his hand. And announces New Year! After that, he is seriously interested in whether everyone is studying well. Do they remember New Year's poems and songs. and makes them sing and read.

Salute

Place a small box on a high (higher than human height) place, for example, on a closet. The box must have an opening top and no bottom. Outside, stick a bright, noticeable from afar inscription - for example, KINDER and fill the box with confetti. The person being played enters the audience, sees a box with a defiant name, and what does he do? Of course, he removes it from the closet. And the box is without a bottom. Hooray, fireworks!!

With salt shaker

A simple salt shaker is taken. Sprinkle salt and pour fine sugar. If you also cook unsalted potatoes, for example, and say that you forgot to salt, and so that the “victim” salts herself ...

Questions

1. Running up to one of the guys to ask: “Winnie the Pooh is a pig or a boar?” And quickly demand an answer so that he does not have time to figure out that this is just a harmless bear cub.

2. It is recommended to repeat the following questions 3 times, and then you will get the desired result:
- What comes from the sky in winter? (3 p.)
- What color is the snow? (3 p.)
- What does the cow drink? (3 p.)
If you did everything correctly and did not take long pauses, then all the guests, regardless of their scientific degrees and titles, will answer in unison: “Milk”.

Telephone

Phone call 1. "Hi, my water was turned off, can I come to you and buy my parrot."
Phone call 2. "Hi, I'm out of sugar, can you lend me two soup spoons"
Phone call 3. Calling someone and asking them not to answer phone calls within 10 minutes, because a telephone operator is working on the line and he can be electrocuted. A few minutes later you call back on the same number, and if they pick up the phone, let out a heartbreaking cry ... "
Phone call 4. Call someone and say that it is from the Housing Office, that the water will be turned off in an hour and that we advise you to stock up on water in all containers. Call back in an hour and ask: “Did you get water? Warm up, now we’ll bring the elephant to wash. ”
Phone call 5.- Hello, is this number 143-26-12?
- Not…
“Then why are you picking up the phone?”

Mop, chewing gum

Good game for school. Write a note at any lesson with the words: “There is a mop, chewing gum on the ceiling” and pass it on to a neighbor on the desk. Tell him to pass the note on after reading it. The effect will be amazing when everyone who reads the note looks up, and with him the teacher!

washing powder

1.Why not arrange good draw! To do this, in an empty pack of laundry detergent (preferably, well-known brand) should be sprinkled with dry infant formula. And one wonderful moment you need to get a pack out of your bag and, using a spoon, have a “tasty” snack on the contents. The attention of the audience is guaranteed!
2. If you agree with the cook, then in front of the children he will pour sugar from the box of washing powder into the kettle (which was poured there in advance.

Lunch at one

The cooks tell the guys who came to dine that there are not enough plates and cups for everyone. Therefore, the first, and the second, and the compote will be applied all at once into one. Defiantly merging everything into one, they explain to the bewildered children that everything is mixed up in the stomach anyway.

telepathic abilities

Invite your friend to think of a number from 1 to 9. Let him name it. Invite him to look under the phone or under the vase.
A friend will be amazed: he will find a piece of paper with a hidden number and a postscript: “I know what you are thinking!”
The answer is simple: you need to lay out pieces of paper with numbers from 1 to 9 in different places in advance and remember where everything is.

Frozen

Somehow, on April 1, you can send SMS messages to all your friends with the following text: “Finally open the door for me, I’m already frozen to stand here!”
The most surprising thing, as it may later turn out, is that the friends really ran to open the door.

Time ago

We take an older brother (sister) in the amount of 1 piece In the evening, when a relative falls asleep, we set his alarm clock an hour earlier. And also, do not forget to set the clock in the room an hour earlier. The time must be identical. We go to bed and wait for the fun in the morning. In the morning, turning off the alarm, your brother, still half asleep, will trudge into the bath, wash, not understanding why it is so dark outside the window and why you feel so sleepy. But the real surprise awaits him when he approaches the closed school. Just imagine. There are still few people on the street, and the school stands like a dark hulk, towering over your brother. To heighten the effect, you can sneak up behind him and film it all on video, chuckling softly.

for older kids
Fake

We give the future victim an envelope containing one hundred rubles, the bill must be in excellent condition. We give with a cunning face and warn, as if by chance, they say, just do not stick it into the ATM. Most victims lose about half an hour trying to find the difference. In no way admit that the money is genuine, you can fight back with phrases: well, almost, almost the original. It is desirable to torment at least one day.

A tarnished reputation

Ammonia solution (ammonia) and phenolphtadein are mixed (it is sold in pharmacies). The result is a red-pink liquid. She pours into fountain pen and on occasion, as if accidentally brushed off on the white blouses or shirts of the guys. A chain of red spots causes a storm of indignation. After three seconds, the ammonia evaporates and the stains disappear. (Practice at home)

Trolleybus, bus, route drawing for older children

Two people dress more or less the same, then position themselves at two adjacent stops, such as trolleybus stops. Then people in the trolleybus at the first stop see the following picture: the guy runs after the already departing trolleybus and, of course, does not have time. At the next stop at open doors it seems to be the same type who bursts in with terrible shortness of breath and words like: “Barely caught up !!!”
The impression is indelible.