Witty jokes for April 1st. Jokes - pictures, video jokes, funny stories and anecdotes

April 1 - trust no one! A fun holiday of practical jokes is never complete without laughter, surprises and jokes. How to play a prank on your friends and loved ones at school and at work, at home and away?

There are different options and opportunities to laugh at others, but always remember that the prank should not offend or offend anyone. It should be a cute joke that will please everyone present.

Family draw

• Take a tube of toothpaste in which the cap unscrews and flips back. Unscrew the cap, put a small piece of plastic wrap and screw it into place. The lid of the cap opens, the paste is visible, but for some reason it is impossible to squeeze it out.
• In the evening, sew up the long sleeves of bathrobes, sweaters, jackets and pants of your household. And in the morning, joyfully watch how they try to put on things without understanding anything.
• Place a spool of thread in a jacket or jacket pocket that is a different color than your clothes. Pull the end of the thread with a needle and put it in another place. Of course, one of the relatives will want to remove it and pull it. And then watch with pleasure how he pulls the thread meter by meter.
• Pour salt into the sugar bowl, and sugar into the salt shaker.
• In the evening, when your parents are tired and lie down to rest, you fly into their room with a cry: “Mom, what is so smelly coming out of your pot? The whole kitchen is already full!” Just remember that for this joke, mom must have a good sense of humor!

Prank for strangers

• It takes two to play. Stand with a friend on different sides of the walking path. Squat down and act like you're pulling a line across the road. Watch out for passers-by.
• Look at any person in the minibus for a long time and intently. Then take out your mobile phone and say in a monotonous voice: “Chief! I found it. We can take!
• Sit in the back seat of the minibus, take out your mobile phone and start talking loudly and cheerfully on the phone about life in the Alpha Centauri system, about Jupiter's girlfriend with green skin and red eyes, and about how expensive sandstone is outside the Earth.
• In transport, in a cafe or on the street, approach a stranger, slap him on the shoulder with the words: “Sanya, hello!”. The person will say that you don’t know each other, but you stubbornly follow him and keep repeating: “San, I know it’s you, don’t be kidding me!”, “Sanya, why aren’t you calling, I’m waiting!” etc.
• The company participates in the draw. One person depicts a deer (fingers fan over his head). With wild exclamations “I am a deer! I'm a deer!" he runs past a crowd of people (the best joke is at trolleybus, bus, subway stops during rush hour). After a couple of minutes, serious men pass by with children's bright guns and pistols, simultaneously turning to people: “Have you seen a deer here?” It is guaranteed that everyone who saw it will not forget this “hunt” for a long time.
• Take an empty pack of laundry detergent, insert a bag of baby powder inside. And somewhere in society or in transport, take this “yummy” out of your bag, a spoon out of your pocket, and eat it with pleasure. You won't go unnoticed - that's for sure!
• A purely male joke: to come to a supermarket where the names of sellers are written on badges, find a more modest saleswoman, read her name and say loudly: “Hi, Katya, how are you? Thank you for last night, I will never forget it. The effect is guaranteed.
• Call a random number and say in a serious voice that you are from the housing office, you want to warn about the shutdown of cold and hot water in half an hour. You advise you to fill all the free containers and a bath, because there will be no water for a couple of days. After 2-3 hours, you call back again and ask: “Did you get water? In the bath too? Now you can launch boats.
• Send SMS to any number: “Due to network congestion, you are being transferred from the MTS network to the Kyivstar network, the balance on your account will be canceled.” Such SMS can be sent to your friend or relative.
• When riding in public transport near the river, you rush to the window shouting: “Look, dolphins, dolphins!”

Giveaway for friends and co-workers

A joke on April 1 for conducting in educational institutions and not only. It is necessary to persuade one girl in advance (better who has a reputation for being touchy) so that she, along with notebooks, put men's clothes in a bag. There is a lecture. 15 minutes late, a young man wrapped in a blanket (also persuaded) comes in and turns to the girl: “I left your clothes in the morning ... You didn’t take it with you by any chance?” The girl, shrugging her shoulders, begins to take out pants, a shirt, socks, underpants from the bag along with notebooks ... For everything to go smoothly, the main thing is not to laugh at the main participants. Then you can complicate it: the first person comes in - takes one set of clothes, the second one comes in ..., the third ... The audience neighs. Shocked teacher...

Draw (mainly for hostels and other places where cheerful people live together):

In the morning, a sleepy, still unsuspecting person goes to wash. The faucet opens - the water does not flow, the faucet naturally opens more strongly. When a certain pressure is reached, the adhesive tape comes off, and the water whips in all directions. Thus, the morning shower is already provided, the person immediately wakes up and naturally thinks about who to “revenge”, prepares practical jokes for everyone else.

Explain to those present that you know how to read the lines of the hand in a special way - with the help of ashes (cigarette), which makes the lines clearer.

If the volunteer does not smoke, find an assistant. With your right hand, you need to knock the ashes from a burning cigarette onto your left palm (it will not be hot). The more ash the better. Then ask the victim strictly counterclockwise, strictly with the thumb of the right hand, spread this ashes over the palm of your hand, making as many circles in the ashes with your finger as he / she is old (thus, the diligent victim smears both upper limbs in the ashes almost to the elbow). You, with a thoughtful look, squinting, peer at the patterns on your palm, mutter something about an extremely rare combination of lines, and, finally, pass your sentence on the victim: “Well, what can I say to you ... You are a very bad ashtray!”

It is advisable to conduct in some crowded place (for example, at a school, technical school or institute). Burn 10-15 matches (preferably completely). One of the pinned rubs them with his palms. Accordingly, his palms are all black, and it is advisable not to show them to the victim. Next, this very victim must be chosen. Approach her and offer to show the trick. For example, pierce the victim's knee with a match. You say that in order to perform this trick, the victim needs to close his eyes, and so that he does not peep, you close his eyes with your hands. Then your assistant tries in vain to pierce the knee with a match, of course, nothing happens, the match breaks. As if in frustrated feelings, you inform the victim that nothing happened. But the face of the victim remains quite black. Naturally, you can find your own reason for covering your eyes.

The draw is good if on April 1 you are going to celebrate in nature. Your company stops for lunch. At this time, you move a little distance and dump a jar of squash caviar on the ground, sticking scraps of toilet paper on it. Having called on your friends to follow you in search of firewood, you kind of accidentally come across this pile, pushing everyone aside, with a cry: “Fresh meat!” - you pull out a spoon and, scattering pieces of paper, start eating. The effect is amazing.

This prank requires acting talent and complete emancipation. One person depicts an elk, that is, fingers like a fan and hands closer to the head. With wild exclamations: “I am an elk! I'm an elk!“ he runs past some crowd of people (the best way is to stop a trolleybus, bus, etc.). After 30 seconds, armed with improvised guns, several “hunters” run through the same place, simultaneously turning to people: “Have you seen an elk here?” Guaranteed: everyone who saw this will not forget this “hunt” for a long time. Usually, a person who lost at cards or lost a bet is chosen for the role of an elk.

Water is poured into a saucepan (an opaque mug or glass), covered with a sheet of paper on top, turned upside down, placed on a flat floor or even better a table, the paper is pulled out. Water does not flow out. The victim sees an ownerless (interfering) pot (mug, glass) and raises it with a clear result. As an option, instead of a saucepan, a glass jar of 3-5 liters is taken and placed where it interferes with a potential victim who sees water, and she just has to puzzle over how to deal with the least victims.

Here is one old simple little joke. Returning home in a company after a party (preferably on a crowded street), a dispute starts - which of the members of the company is the most sober. The chosen victim of the prank is invited to make an even (it should be emphasized that it is even) “swallow”. After the victim diligently does what is required of her, it is necessary to declare that he (she) is completely drunk. In response to the victim's bewildered exclamations, explain that a sober person would never do this in a public place.

Everyone needs positive emotions. Humor helps a person to maintain health and increase vitality. We offer fresh ideas so that you can arrange witty pranks on April 1st to cheer up your friends and relatives.

Drawings for April 1 for friends

good wet friend

Consider this charming April Fool's prank on friends, it works flawlessly in any room. Our loved ones are always happy to help, but at the beginning of April this desire can turn into embarrassment for them. To pull off this cute prank for a helpful friend, you will need the following items:

• plastic container with water;
• ladder, chair or stool;
• a mop or similar long object;
• a room where there are no objects that can be spoiled by water.

So that the joke on April 1 is not harmful, think in advance where exactly it can be done. Take a container and fill it with water - warm or cold at your discretion. Stand on a ladder or chair and press the container firmly against the ceiling. Now seriously turn to a friend and ask for urgent help, explaining to him what to do - rest the mop standing next to the bottom of the bowl. The main thing is to do it quickly so that the “victim” does not start asking questions and does not smell the catch.

As soon as a friend "bought" your request and securely propped up the container, standing on the floor, quickly get off the stairs or chair, take this pedestal with you and leave immediately. So, we get the result: a friend was left to hold a container of water leaning against the ceiling. Hands gradually go numb, no one comes to the rescue. At this moment, you can simply contemplate the situation from an inconspicuous place or create a video clip for YouTube. Do not hesitate, this clip will be watched by many, likes are guaranteed.

At one fine moment, very soon, your friend will get tired of holding the mop and drop the plastic container, the water will pour down. Do not forget to sincerely congratulate your wet comrade on the first of April.

Emotionally broken smartphone

For this prank show, choose a friend who has the coolest phone, smartphone, or small tablet. What you need for this show:

• find a case for sale from a gadget (it should be the same as a friend’s case or very similar to it);
• find a place where you could “smash the phone”, for example, on the wall or on the floor.

So, politely ask a friend for his expensive gadget to call. Simulating a conversation, move away a little and discreetly replace his device with an empty case. You can also use a suitable old worn-out phone. Gently put the real gadget in your pocket.

When talking, pretend that you are quarreling with someone. At the right moment, when the owner of an expensive phone becomes alert and starts to listen, create the impression that you are furious, then with all your might smash the imitation of the gadget on any object or trample it with your feet. Anyone would believe such a realistic joke.

Eater of the inedible

We are conducting a super-daring experiment on especially naive friends on the street. For this event, prepare this set:

• squash caviar (or other substance resembling feces, such as chocolate paste);
• pieces of toilet paper or napkins soiled in the same food;
• a spoon.

We spread squash caviar or any other product that looks like excrement in the chosen clean place. We lay out dirty toilet paper nearby. We take a friend and go for a walk in the prepared zone.

As soon as your portion of caviar or chocolate paste catches your eye, you can immediately run up, take a spoon out of your pocket and start a meal right in front of your friend. Just don't explain anything. Less words. And do not forget to say that you need to have time to try this “dish” while it is fresh. Your friend will be shocked.

Phone pranks

Electric shock to telephone operator

To create funny situations, you only need a landline phone, which is gradually falling out of circulation, but still found in some places. Call one or several people and seriously ask them not to make phone calls for 10 minutes, explaining that the communication repairman working on the line may suffer from this - he will be electrocuted.

Call this person back in 5 minutes. As soon as he decides to pick up the phone and you connect, you need to make a terrible scream. Then we wait for a reaction or interrupt the connection.

Call a friend April 1st

You can record a funny message on any topic, change your voice using an audio processing program, of which there are many for Android. Having called a friend, immediately click on play, a friend listens to your recording, we expect a reaction.

For example, you can announce in an official voice that within an hour or a few minutes your friend will be transferred to the Double tariff, where the cost of all services doubles. Also, the operator in a calm official tone can report that all funds have been debited from the account to help planet Earth.

Calls from the police in a male voice, which tells about the offense, also work well. It consists in the fact that too little attention is paid to a certain loved one, catastrophically few gifts are given, and the like.

For people with a stable psyche, messages that his car is scratched or his phone is stolen are suitable. The choice of topics is limitless, depending on the person you want to play a joke on. Think about how he will perceive this or that message. Record the voice prank yourself, applying the necessary effects and noises, or download such a track on the Internet. Of course, some expect such pranks and immediately expose them, but many get caught.

Comic SMS

To arrange an SMS prank, you will need an unfamiliar number. Here are some examples of April Fools' messages:

• Attention subscriber! You are in a network idle zone. Please cross the road. Otherwise, 100 (or another amount, depending on the state of the account) rubles will be immediately debited from your account.
• Dear (name), you are on the criminal wanted list! At the moment, the special services have determined your location by means of a satellite. Order to remain in place until the arrival of operatives.
• Adjustments have been made to the system of payment for housing and communal services by the population. Dear subscriber, put the money in your mailbox. Our employees will do the rest of the work for you. Thank you for your understanding, Bank of Russia.
• Hello, today until 23.00 the sofa and wardrobe ordered by you will be delivered to the address: (the exact address of the person being played). Prepare the entire amount to pay for your furniture. We also inform you that the cost of delivery is 3 thousand rubles, each floor of the work of loaders is 1 thousand rubles.
• Dear (name), urgently come to the clinic (indicate the number of the office). Until the end of the week (or day), free vaccination of the population against cat flu is carried out.
• Attention! Your body weight exceeds 50 kilograms. Urgently send an SMS message with the text 50+ to number 03, and you will receive a guarantee of completely free delivery of weight loss products. City Ambulance Service.
• Now (or immediately) raise your head. You are poorly visible in the crowd, I can accidentally hook others. Sniper.

Or come up with something of your own, unique, in the same spirit. The main thing is that a person believes, makes a bewildered face, and maybe even takes some actions or calls back. Then he will be fully congratulated on the day of laughter.

Drawings for April 1 at school

Tea with washing powder

We note right away that school pranks should be the most harmless, not bring disastrous consequences, not violate safety, not spoil the aesthetic education of children and adolescents. There is a cool idea for a canteen or a festive tea party at school. What will be required:

• an empty box from a well-known washing powder;
• new plastic bag;
• granulated sugar or dry baby food.

Let's describe the first option. First, let's prepare the props. To do this, in a box where there is not a single gram of washing powder, we discreetly place a plastic bag, fill it with sugar. The ends of the bag must be secured somehow so that they are not visible, and at the same time, the powder particles do not accidentally come into contact with the sand and do not get into food or drink.

We take a school cook as an accomplice, who will defiantly pour the contents of the box into a common kettle, from which delicious tea is about to be poured for everyone. This can be done at a tea party with the whole class or at a regular lunch break. The main thing is that all the conspirators have serious faces and they do not show the appearance that they know something.

The second option is to replace the powder not with sugar, but with baby food. For this purpose, any dry mix for babies will serve perfectly. At the right time, we take out the box from our backpack and enjoy the contents with pleasure. Such an eater is guaranteed to attract the attention of classmates and teachers.

Believe in telepathy

We arrange a joke at recess. What will be required:

• paper;
• a pen.

What needs to be done is to seriously assert to a classmate that you have opened up telepathic abilities for guessing numbers. For example, he needs to say any number in the range 1-9. Next, ask him to look at a certain place where a piece of paper with the corresponding number will be located. And you, in addition, say that you knew what he would guess.

To carry out this draw, you need to make several cards with numbers and hide them in different places, be sure to remember their location. For example, put papers in pockets or in books, under a desk.

Children's prank in the classroom

Try to keep cool jokes do not violate the general school discipline. Write a note with the text “look, there are socks on the ceiling, pass it to someone else.” It will be funny to the whole class, as well as to the teacher, who will select this note and also look at the ceiling.

Big-eyed foods welcome mom

What you need:

• refrigerator filled with food;
• many funny pairs of eyes;
• glue.

All pranks for April 1 for mom should relate to her usual activities - housework and cooking. Imagine the surprise of a housewife when, when opening the refrigerator door, a huge number of eyes look at her. Prepare the eyes in advance, cut them out of cartoon publications, magazines, or draw on paper yourself. You can also take voluminous eyes from old toys, they look even better.

We glue our organ of vision to each product, each jar, to everything that is in the refrigerator. The main thing is that all eyes should be clearly visible and stand out, numerous glances should be directed at the person who will open the refrigerator. This harmless prank is the best suited for women and always works with a bang.

Breakfast swap for parents or children

• canned peach;
• yogurt or mayonnaise;
• ginger or apple.

Home pranks for parents on April 1 work best if they are related to nutrition. A good scrambled egg can be prepared if you buy yogurt of the right color and put a canned peach instead of the yolk (half a peach is enough). The resemblance is amazing. Also don't forget to add apple wedges to replace the french fries. And also the role of potatoes can be played by ginger, the role of protein mayonnaise, and the yolk a piece of gelatin.

Colored tap water

What we need:

• plumbing and faucet;
• coloring tablet or dye in liquid form.

The plumbing prank for mom and sister (or other family members) has been known for a long time, but still everyone falls for it and it comes out very funny. You can apply liquid food coloring to your home faucet divider, or you can do it even smarter by unscrewing the divider and placing pill-shaped food coloring on top of it.

When your relative opens the faucet, colored water will shock him. Better take red for maximum effect. In addition to other dyes, blue, iodinol and the like are suitable.

Miracles with socks

Item set:

• all socks of the family member being played;
• sewing machine or needle and thread.

What you need to do: we sew each sock in the middle across. Thus, the person will insert the leg and not understand why it does not go further as usual. Then he will take another pair, and there is a similar problem - a line in the center. Try to make a light line so that the socks can then be restored without disastrous consequences.

Drawing for April 1 at work

Cat treats for colleagues

Required items:

• cat food in the form of pillows;
• dry breakfast in the form of pillows.

Positive communication between colleagues and a cheerful corporate spirit are indispensable things for a company in any field of activity, but humor should not interfere with work. For this raffle, get a box of cereal in the form of chocolate pads and another box of cat food, also in the form of delicious pads.

Swap the contents of the box mercilessly and enjoy the effect of a delicious snack of colleagues.

Computer problems

When your colleague leaves the workplace, we start working with his computer. Make sure that a friend is absent for the right time, ask him to do a favor or send him to lunch. Open any program, minimize it to a small window, and place it in the center of your desktop or somewhere else so that it doesn't overlap the icons.

Now we need to take a screenshot - that is, a screenshot. To do this, press alt and PrintScreen, then paste the image into a graphic editor, save it and set it as your desktop wallpaper.

Your colleague comes, tries in vain to close the program. Then he begins to worry and think that the operating system has hung. Nothing will change after a reboot. During this time, you will have time to make fun of a colleague.

Congratulation-prank at the workplace

What you need for a joke:

• plastic cups;
• foil, wrapping paper (toilet paper, colored stickers or the like).

You just have to think of jokes for your work colleagues so that your antics will be remembered for a long time. Option one: purchase a large number of plastic cups, completely pave the entire workplace with them and properly block the entire surrounding area. To do this, carefully arrange the cups on the floor, table, chairs, windowsill, office equipment and other items. They must certainly be close to each other. You can put glasses on the bottom or on the neck, it does not matter.

Your colleague will not be able to get to his territory until he removes the entire arsenal of cups. He is provided with a lot of physical work, and you have a lot of laughter.

Also, a good fun prank can be done at work using foil. Your task is to wrap literally everything with foil. All furniture, computer, all items on the table, work supplies. We also lay a shiny carpet on the floor.

And you can paste over absolutely the entire body of the car with colored stickers. Looks amazing.

Universal April Fool's Prank in the subway

Thinking about what jokes you can come up with on April 1, you should not limit yourself to home and work. Go outside to congratulate people on the holiday of laughter. Next, we describe a wonderful trick in the subway, which can be implemented by a couple.

For this joke, a person with a serious face and a solid appearance is needed. If you are such, then confidently enter the car at any stop. As soon as the train has started, defiantly approach the place where the driver's call button is located. Simulate a button press and say imposingly: “Please, hamburger and 2 Coles in the car (say the number of the car)”. After speaking out loud, wait for the next stop where your accomplice walks in and loudly asks people, “Whose order is 2 Colas and a hamburger?”.

As soon as you pay off with the “deliverer”, take away the food, he leaves. The train is moving again. At this moment, use the button again jokingly, only this time say loudly and clearly: "Next we go to the final one without stops!", Or suggest some other route option that is definitely unacceptable to all passengers. Don't forget to organize video filming - the third accomplice can discreetly film everything on the phone. Such a creative approach will be excellently received by any audience.

Do not forget to give your loved ones comic gifts on April 1st. Create high spirits for yourself and others. Happy holiday to you, and by the way, urgently look back, your whole back is white.

Few people like jokes on April 1st. Firstly, they are mostly stupid, secondly, they are expected and predictable, and thirdly, they are monotonous. Only cynicism can save such a situation. And, fortunately, among Russian youth, things are much better with cynicism than with wit. Even textbook pranks for classmates at school, colleagues at work, friends, children and parents on April Fool's Day can be transformed beyond recognition by showing a little imagination, composure and fixing the result with dry calculation. The same goes for typical “bearded” SMS jokes: after a slight edit, they will again become unexpected and quite funny.

Funny jokes for classmates at school on April 1

April 1 is the brightest and most cheerful holiday of the year. On this day, you can joke about parents and children, friends and colleagues, close and distant relatives. Even for mom and dad, you can prepare a funny prank that they are unlikely to be offended by. On April Fool's Day, in principle, it is forbidden to harbor a grudge against comedians and pranksters. Especially if these sophisticated pranksters are not native people, but friends on the desk. Funny jokes for classmates at school on April 1 are an integral part of communication in a team. It should not be neglected. When else will there be an opportunity to prick a nerd with impunity or take revenge on a bully?

The best jokes on April Fool's Day for classmates and classmates

We offer to play some funny jokes on April 1 for classmates or classmates. They will cause laughter and smiles among friends, and sincere surprise among teachers:

1. Wash the PVA glue bottle, fill it with fresh milk. Sip your drink greedily in class. Be sure, such an action will cause a lot of suspicious looks and funny remarks from classmates.
2. At recess between lessons, tape the high chair to the teacher's desk with stretch film. Wrap the piece of furniture completely on all sides, along with everything inside and out. To tear off the entire film, the teacher will have to spend 10-15 minutes of the lesson.
3. Encourage a classmate to take a bag of several sets of men's clothing with her to the lecture. After the start of the couple, one of the classmates should wrap themselves in a blanket and enter the audience with the phrase: “Masha, I forgot your clothes yesterday, did you bring them?”. In response, the girl should stand up and give the guy a set of socks, shorts, trousers and a T-shirt. After 5-7 minutes, the second classmate enters the audience in the same way, followed by the third. There will be no limit to the surprise of students and teachers!

April 1 jokes for friends - the best ideas for pranks

On April 1, the Lord himself commands to make fun and joke with friends. Some pranks on April Fool's Day are quite harmless and cause only a smile, others force you to wash your face or change your jacket, and others make you think about a joke in return. Just to think! After all, it’s not so easy for friends to pick up a “fresh” good joke for April 1: the best ideas for pranks have already become boring to everyone, and it’s too lazy to invent new ones!

We offer you some fun ways to get revenge on your devious prankster friends without spending too much time and extra money.

Fresh jokes and pranks April Fool's Day for friends

To congratulate your friends on April Fool's Day in a fun and cool way, invite them to visit. Lighten up the atmosphere with a light celebratory dinner and cocktails, and then get down to dirty tricks. Do not forget to prepare jokes for April 1 in advance, look for the best ideas for pranks in our selection.

1. Place the balloon in a cardboard box with low sides. Even better - stick it with tape. From above, cover the figure with cream from a can. Sprinkle the resulting cake with confectionery powder. Invite one of the guests to cut the dessert with a sharp knife. When the balloon bursts, the cream will scatter on all the guests.
2. Choose an object for a joke. Take a drill and run it a couple of times in front of the victim. Then go behind the guest, with one hand (more precisely with your finger) poke him between the shoulder blades, and with the other, start the drill at the same moment. The effect will exceed all expectations.
3. If you have a small child (under 1 year old), this joke will definitely come in handy. Seat the guests at the table and go to another room. Pour zucchini caviar into a clean diaper and pick up a spoon. Return to the table with the guests and with the words “Mmmm, yummy”, start eating caviar from the diaper.
4. At the end of the evening, carefully place crumpled napkins in the shoes of all guests. Drunk friends will silently try to put on their shoes. Checked!

Unusual jokes for colleagues on April Fool's Day April 1

In most cases, unusual April Fool's jokes for colleagues are related to the workplace, personal computer or mobile phone. There are a lot of options for such draws and the bulk has already become outdated. Today you will not surprise anyone with an office chair covered in toilet paper or an employee's "canned" head. The same applies to computer accessories. It is unlikely that you will be able to discourage colleagues with a funny desktop screensaver or changing settings in mouse control. To pick up really unusual jokes for colleagues on April Fool's Day on April 1, you have to work a little.

The best office pranks for employees on April Fool's Day

And for those who are reluctant to search for fresh humor, we have selected a collection of ready-made jokes, jokes and pranks for employees on April Fool's Day.

1. Hide the spool of thread in the hem of the skirt, bring the tip of the thread out with the needle. Ask a colleague to remove the thread from your skirt and enjoy the spectacle of a discouraged assistant.
2. Before an employee shows up, cover their workplace with Justin Beebier photo posters with cute lipstick kisses. Such a joke is especially relevant if your office neighbor is too serious or brutal.
3. Inform the late employee that the personnel officer came to “his soul”. As if in a village (at a distance of at least 300 km) a new office is being opened, it is he who is being transferred as the most unpunctual. At the same time, keep a serious look or hold a grimace of sympathy.
4. Send all the men in the office an SMS with the text "Honey, I'm pregnant" at different times.

Popular April 1 jokes for mom and dad

On April Fool's Day, the one who first comes to hand suffers the most from jokes and practical jokes. That is, mom and dad. It is on their parents that teenagers begin to hone the art of sarcasm and the skill of "funny". And sometimes, crossing the line of what is permitted, they offend the closest people with unexpected unpleasant surprises in the form of darned trousers, dyed toothpaste or salty tea. As a result, popular jokes for mom and dad end with mom's spoiled mood and dad's being late for work.

This year, we offer to put jokes aside and cheer up parents by reading funny poems at a joint breakfast. Such comic congratulations from April 1 will surely please mom and dad much more than spilled expensive nail polish or a mixer stained with food coloring.

The most harmless jokes for parents on the Day of Laughter and Humor

Indeed, funny poems about April Fools' jokes amuse no less than the jokes themselves. See for yourself!

The rumor went live:
Everyone will be given an apartment,
Wages will rise sharply
And the rent will go down.
And retire from now on
Everyone will buy a car!
April 1, brothers -
A reason to laugh together!

Happy April, 1! Today is April Fool's Day
They can push into a puddle for fun,
Friends can play without malice,
The main thing is to perceive everything with humor!

Joking with the boss can cost a lot -
You will be fired for a joke, smiling.

If a civil servant asks about something,
Jokes are fraught in response to questions.
Can you conceive a child today
To celebrate the New Year at the hospital.

You can be weird in a public place -
They should be released by the First of May.
In general, do not be bored today:
It's better to laugh than to grumble gloomily!

Mom listened to the forecast:
"There will be a day without clouds and thunderstorms" ...
Despite all the threats
The daughter violated the forecasts:
Not enough for a pot
She only has two steps -
It was like the rain wet my pants.
What to do, daughter - baby ...
Grandfather laughed to tears:
- Apparently, the forecast was false!

The day started in the morning
Seems just like yesterday
Got up, ate, washed,
Shaved quickly
Just started coming out
Someone started ringing at the door.
Turned out to be a postman
He brought me the agenda.
Summons me to court
This is just the beginning of the day.
But he didn't panic.
Ran to work.
Missed the bus
Okay, at least I caught a taxi.
But he turned out to be a visitor
That taxi driver was confused,
I had to stray with him for a long time,
But we managed to get there.
I run to work
I meet strange looks:
Everyone says at a meeting at once,
It's like I'm screwed up in something.
Even though I washed my face in the morning,
But I got to the mirror:
It's all right, like
I'll get to work.
Only on the telephone
Voice strange, unfamiliar
For a long time carried some kind of nonsense
So I skipped lunch.
Day remaining working
I read someone's handwriting
Someone sent me a letter
Called for a date.
The address was even given
But he did not sign himself.
With a head already hazy
I thought about a strange note,
And I rushed off that evening,
To be able to come to the meeting.
Walked around and along
Even spoke the password
But no one met
Me in the specified coat.
I was returning home
And he was hungry and angry.
Again on the phone
The voice is familiar.
“Well, cool, how funny?
Well divorced you?”
I grabbed my head
And rolled with laughter
Indeed, today
It was the first of April...

Funny jokes and SMS pranks on April 1 for children from parents

Parenting is hard work every day. But if a difficult mission is approached with humor, many everyday situations are easier to overcome. Parents who know how to joke about their children in time can easily turn the educational process into entertainment. And the International Day of Humor is a great occasion to practice wit, using funny jokes and SMS pranks on April 1 for children from a parent.

Funny jokes in SMS for April Fool's Day for children from parents

Not only children are able to show off their originality, and have fun making fun of their parents on the International Day of Laughter and Humor. Sometimes mom and dad, who have a share of cynicism and creativity, are much more successful in joking with children through funny SMS pranks on April 1. For example:

Son, do not cut your toenails, otherwise they promised ice!

(NAME), urgently buy toilet paper and run home ... Otherwise, something terrible will happen !!!

I am at Grandma Shura's cemetery, today is the 5th anniversary of her death. I'll be there soon. I'll bring you a lot of goodies. Kiss, mom.

Vasya, when will the batch of heroin finally arrive?

Oh sorry son. It's not for you.

You are convincingly asked to go to the nearest police station and finally pick up your dog!!!

1 calls 2nd! Tomorrow at 13:00 at the same place! Password cockroach! In the evening I will call the secret hut! Let's call the operation Beaver! End of connection!!!

In preparation for the international spring marathon of humor and laughter, look for the most successful jokes for April 1 for friends, classmates at school, colleagues at work. Don't forget about pranks for parents and children. Use our selection of SMS for April Fool's Day to cheer up even those who are far away from you!

The first of April is one of the most fun and reckless holidays of the year. Indeed, only on this spring day is it possible, on a “legal” basis, to play a funny joke on parents, friends and classmates. Despite the fact that April 1 is considered an ordinary working day, it is always “in sight” on the calendar - everyone is preparing for April Fool's Day in advance and in all seriousness! According to one of the many versions of the origin of the holiday, the ancient Romans celebrated the Day of Fools with funny jokes and pranks, which became the prototype of the modern April Fools' holiday. According to another source, the April 1, popular today, originated in medieval Europe with its carnivals and costumed entertainment. Starting from 1703, April Fool's Day began to be celebrated in Russia too - thanks to the foreign courtiers of Tsar Peter I, who also liked this "overseas" holiday. Since then, on April 1, it is customary to play pranks on children and adults, inventing the most incredible jokes and arranging practical jokes. Of course, the purpose of these fun amusements is a general good mood and laughter, so jokes on April 1 need to be selected that are not offensive or degrading to someone's dignity. We are happy to share with you fun ideas and videos for April Fool's Day pranks - mom and dad, classmates at school and friends in the yard. We are sure that your April Fool's jokes will cause a cheerful laugh and provide all participants with a good mood for the whole day!

Short jokes for April 1 at school for classmates - Ideas for funny pranks on April Fool's Day, video

School humor is truly an endless scope for imagination! In our country, the tradition of organizing funny pranks for classmates on April 1 is firmly rooted, so school “merry fellows” annually carefully prepare for this day. As a rule, situations from school life are chosen as topics for jokes, and classmates and even teachers become “objects”. Undoubtedly, a joke on April 1 should be positive and funny for all participants - so, in our "arsenal" there are many ideas for short funny pranks on April Fool's Day. So, how to make a good and fun joke on April 1 at school? Instead of the “traditional” putting buttons on a chair or smearing a blackboard with soap, we offer no less funny alternative jokes on video.

Original ideas for short school jokes for April Fool's Day:

To implement such an April Fool's joke, you will need double-sided tape, with the help of which a classmate's school supplies - notebooks, textbooks and a diary - are discreetly glued to the desk. Such manipulations are best done at recess, during the absence of the “victim” of the prank in the classroom. When the next lesson begins, the student will definitely try to “move” any object from its place - this is where this funny joke will work.

With the advent of mobile phones in our lives, a lot of jokes and pranks related to these irreplaceable gadgets have appeared. Having learned the number of a cellular classmate, you can send a comic SMS on April 1 - about debiting the payment for communication from the account (we come up with an amount) or “voluntary-compulsory” transfer of the subscriber to the new Balabolny tariff.

School jokes with a “false” call of a classmate to the director or head teacher are always popular. And who will "risk" and arrange such a prank for the teacher? At the beginning of the lesson, the teacher who came to the class is informed that the director is calling him to his office. While the teacher is being distracted, one of the students hangs a piece of paper on the "director's" door with the inscription "April 1 - I do not trust anyone, even the best students!"

Funny jokes and pranks on April 1 for friends - a selection of interesting ideas, video

On the eve of World Laughter Day, many adults and children are trying to come up with the most unusual and funny pranks for their friends and acquaintances. After all, only on this spring day you can “with impunity” play a trick on anyone, giving all participants a charge of positive emotions. Of course, the most fun and unforgettable pranks traditionally "go" to our friends - after all, with whom else can you have so much fun on April 1st? In our selection you will find cool versions of April Fool's jokes and pranks that will cause a cheerful laugh and cheer up the whole company for a long time. Many interesting ideas for jokes can be gleaned from our video - give your friends an unforgettable April Fool's Day!

Interesting ideas for funny April Fools' friendly pranks:

The theme of telephone pranks is inexhaustible - prepare a joke for your best friend on April 1 by calling his home number and introducing yourself as a water utility worker. Then inform that in connection with the repair work, the water will be turned off for a day, so the residents are asked to fill all the containers. After 10 minutes, we again make a “call to a friend” and ask if he got water. Having received an affirmative answer, you can “rejoice” that now geese will be brought to him to swim.

Such an idea of ​​a prank on April 1 will be of interest to students living in a hostel. We choose the moment when the neighbor left his room and “penetrate” inside (in this case, the door of the room should open outward). With the help of threads, we tie together a lot of objects - a chair, notebooks and books on the table, spoons, a cabinet door. Then the tip of the thread must be attached to the inside door handle. As soon as a friend opens the door, a real April Fool's surprise awaits him and a complete mess in the room.

If your friend "part-time" is a neighbor in the stairwell, you can arrange a fun prank on April 1 - with a clapperboard. We tie a firecracker to the door handle of a neighbor's apartment with a rope, and fasten its other end to the railing. We ring the doorbell, quickly hide at home and settle down at the door peephole. As soon as the neighbor's door opens, a deafening "explosion" will immediately be heard - the April Fool's joke was a success!

Easy jokes on April 1 for mom and dad - Funny pranks for parents, ideas, videos

The first of April is a great occasion to prank not only colleagues or friends, but also beloved parents. Of course, jokes for mom and dad should be light, funny and positive. After all, the purpose of such funny pranks is surprise, joy and cheerful laughter - parental and childish. We hope that our April Fool's video ideas will inspire you to create a real holiday, and your parents will have fun with your jokes and jokes.

How to play mom and dad on April 1 - a selection of easy jokes:

For mom and dad on April 1, you can arrange a draw - a fun tea party. To do this, the night before, we pour salt into the sugar bowl, and in the morning we set the table and invite the parents to drink tea. In addition, you can drop iodine into your cup of tea and dip a piece of bread or biscuits into it. As a result of the effect of iodine on starch, the bread will become bluish in color - those present will be surprised!

Dad on April Fool's Day can be "pleased" with cosmetic procedures by painting his toenails during sleep. Of course, such a funny prank is best done with the moral "support" of the mother. Waking up, dad will definitely appreciate such a creative - then you can "admit" that the nail polish remover at home is over. As a “soothing” gift for dad, a small souvenir gift is suitable, which will remind the whole family of this funny April Fool's prank for a long time.

Funny jokes for children on April 1 - video pranks for April Fool's Day in kindergarten

In kindergarten on April 1, there are many draws and cheerful children's laughter sounds. We bring to your attention a video with funny jokes for April Fool's Day - for kids on this day you can arrange an unforgettable holiday!

April 1 - April Fool's Day, jokes on video

Spring brings us not only the warmth of the sun and greenery on the trees, but also the most fun holiday - April 1st. On this wonderful day, you can joke everywhere and with everyone - even strangers will perceive your pranks with understanding and humor. In the video you will find interesting ideas for April Fool's Day jokes that your relatives and friends will definitely appreciate.

What jokes to pick up on April 1st? We have collected the best ideas from videos of funny jokes and pranks for April Fool's Day: for classmates at school, friends, mom and dad (parents). Arrange a funny prank for children and adults - in the form of a cool SMS to your phone or in person. Let your jokes and jokes on April 1 give others only cheerful laughter and a sea of ​​​​unforgettable impressions!