Interesting jokes for April 1. April Fool's Day: Ideas for Jokes and Pranks



"Day of Laughter" is a day of practical jokes, jokes and laughter. Funny jokes for April 1 and jokes will amuse you and your friends. Jokes and pranks on April 1 will give you a lot of impressions, positive emotions and will be remembered for a long time.
Just do not forget one of the main rules, you need to have a sense of proportion in everything, remember that not only you should be funny. The main thing is that the jokes are funny and harmless.

Drawings and jokes on April 1.

Ad

1. This draw is held on April 1st at the school. The following text is printed on a sheet of paper: “In connection with the breakthrough of the water supply network of classes at school on 04/01/2013. will not. Class students gather on the ground floor with buckets and rags. Administration." This ad is affixed to the door...

2. Attach an announcement to the door: “The door opens towards itself”, “In connection with the repair of the corridor, the entrance to the school is from the other side”

3. 1.04.2013 change of the timetable: students of … classes study the first lesson ……

Very big and small, skinny

At the end of the lesson, a big guy suddenly runs into the classroom and, with horror on his face, asks to hide him as soon as possible. Without waiting for permission, he arranges a small pogrom and tries to get under someone's desk. Following the big one into the classroom, the small one enters

The real Santa Claus.

The last lessons are going on at the school. And then He appears on the threshold of the class! The real Santa Claus. With a bag of gifts over his shoulders. In an embroidered red sheepskin coat, with a staff in his hand. And announces the New Year! After that, he is seriously interested in whether everyone is studying well. Do they remember New Year's poems and songs. and makes them sing and read.

Salute

Place a small box on a high (higher than human height) place, for example, on a closet. The box must have an opening top and no bottom. Outside, stick a bright, noticeable from afar inscription - for example, KINDER and fill the box with confetti. The person being played enters the audience, sees a box with a defiant name, and what does he do? Of course, he removes it from the closet. And the box is without a bottom. Hooray, fireworks!!

With salt shaker

Take a simple salt shaker. Sprinkle salt and pour fine sugar. If you also cook unsalted potatoes, for example, and say that you forgot to salt, and so that the “victim” salts herself ...

Questions

1. Running up to one of the guys to ask: “Winnie the Pooh is a pig or a boar?” And quickly demand an answer so that he does not have time to figure out that this is just a harmless bear cub.

2. It is recommended to repeat the following questions 3 times, and then you will get the desired result:
- What comes from the sky in winter? (3 p.)
- What color is the snow? (3 p.)
- What does the cow drink? (3 p.)
If you did everything correctly and did not take long pauses, then all the guests, regardless of their scientific degrees and titles, will answer in unison: “Milk”.

Telephone

Phone call 1. "Hi, my water was turned off, can I come to you and buy my parrot."
Phone call 2. "Hi, I'm out of sugar, can you lend me two soup spoons"
Phone call 3. You call someone and ask them not to answer the phone for 10 minutes, because. a telephone operator is working on the line and he can be electrocuted. A few minutes later you call back on the same number, and if they pick up the phone, let out a heartbreaking cry ... "
Phone call 4. Call someone and say that this is from the Housing Office, that the water will be turned off in an hour and that they say we advise you to stock up on water in all containers. Call back in an hour and ask: “Did you get water? Warm up, now we’ll bring the elephant to wash. ”
Phone call 5.- Hello, is this number 143-26-12?
- Not…
“Then why are you picking up the phone?”

Mop, chewing gum

Good game for school. Write a note at any lesson with the words: “There is a mop, chewing gum on the ceiling” and pass it on to a neighbor on the desk. Tell him to pass the note on after reading it. The effect will be amazing when everyone who reads the note looks up, and with him the teacher!

washing powder

1. Why not make a good prank! To do this, pour dry infant formula into an empty pack of washing powder (preferably a well-known brand). And one wonderful moment you need to get a pack out of your bag and, using a spoon, have a “tasty” snack on the contents. The attention of the audience is guaranteed!
2. If you agree with the cook, then in front of the children he will pour sugar from the box of washing powder into the kettle (which was poured there in advance.

Lunch at one

The cooks tell the guys who came to dine that there are not enough plates and cups for everyone. Therefore, the first, and the second, and the compote will be applied all at once into one. Defiantly merging everything into one, they explain to the bewildered children that everything is mixed up in the stomach anyway.

telepathic abilities

Invite your friend to think of a number from 1 to 9. Let him name it. Invite him to look under the phone or under the vase.
A friend will be amazed: he will find a piece of paper with a hidden number and a postscript: “I know what you are thinking!”
The answer is simple: you need to lay out pieces of paper with numbers from 1 to 9 in different places in advance and remember where everything is.

Frozen

Somehow, on April 1, you can send SMS messages to all your friends with the following text: “Finally open the door for me, I’m already frozen to stand here!”
The most surprising thing, as it may later turn out, is that the friends really ran to open the door.

Time ago

We take an older brother (sister) in the amount of 1 piece In the evening, when a relative falls asleep, we set his alarm clock an hour earlier. And also, do not forget to set the clock in the room an hour earlier. The time must be identical. We go to bed and wait for the fun in the morning. In the morning, turning off the alarm, your brother, still half asleep, will trudge into the bath, wash, not understanding why it is so dark outside the window and why you feel so sleepy. But the real surprise awaits him when he approaches the closed school. Just imagine. There are still few people on the street, and the school stands like a dark hulk, towering over your brother. To heighten the effect, you can sneak up behind him and film it all on video, chuckling softly.

for older kids
Fake

We give the future victim an envelope containing one hundred rubles, the bill must be in excellent condition. We give with a cunning face and warn, as if by chance, they say, just do not stick it into the ATM. Most victims lose about half an hour trying to find the difference. In no way admit that the money is genuine, you can fight back with phrases: well, almost, almost the original. It is desirable to torment at least one day.

A tarnished reputation

Ammonia solution (ammonia) and phenolphtadein are mixed (it is sold in pharmacies). The result is a red-pink liquid. It is poured into a fountain pen and, on occasion, as if accidentally brushed off on the white blouses or shirts of the guys. A chain of red spots causes a storm of indignation. After three seconds, the ammonia evaporates and the stains disappear. (Practice at home)

Trolleybus, bus, route drawing for older children

Two people dress more or less the same, then position themselves at two adjacent stops, such as trolleybus stops. Then people in the trolleybus at the first stop see the following picture: the guy runs after the already departing trolleybus and, of course, does not have time. At the next stop, it seems that the same type bursts into the open doors with terrible shortness of breath and words like: “Barely caught up !!!”
The impression is indelible.

Probably the kindest holiday of the year is approaching - April Fool's Day. The main task of April 1st is to successfully prank acquaintances and not fall for this bait yourself. If vigilance helps out with the latter, then friends will need interesting jokes on April 1. Let's take a look at the gambling options.

Jokes on April 1 for friends on the phone

A phone joke is a great way to congratulate a friend on the first of April. For everything to work, keep in mind that the "victim" is ready for the pranks. So act quickly.

Note: discard pranks that affect the personal life of a person and his relatives. At first glance, such jokes seem funny, but if the price of laughter is an insult, then this is bad humor.

So, how to prank a friend on the phone:

  • Are you sleeping?

This joke is good because the person will not even think that he is being played. Wait until three in the morning and then call a friend.

- Hello. Hello, how are you?

- Hello, what do you want?

- You probably already slept?

- OF COURSE, SLEEPING!

"Sorry, I'll pick it up in the morning."

This is a pretty tough joke, so when you personally “meet” with a friend, be prepared to listen to a tirade of discontent.

  • Stock up on water.

Pretty old joke, but it's still being played. The main thing is to call from a number unfamiliar to the "victim" and it is desirable to change the voice plausibly. Dial a friend and say something like this:

- Good morning (afternoon, evening). Is this Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich?

- Hello. Yes it's me.

- You are disturbed by the city water utility. During the day, we start unscheduled repairs of the main systems. Therefore, water supply will be turned off in your area. Repair may be delayed, so we recommend stocking up on water. Fill all available containers with it.

- Good. Thanks for the warning.

Say goodbye and wait a few hours. Then call back.

- Hello. This is again the city water utility. Did you get water in the bath?

- Yes thank you.

- My pleasure. Now go and start up the boats. Happy first of April!

  • Phone terrorist.

Call the "victim" and talk for a few minutes on abstract topics or on business. Then, as if by chance, say that now there is a telephone operator on the line who pesters subscribers and advise them not to pick up the phone for a few minutes.

Say goodbye and wait 2-3 minutes. Then call him, but from another number. If a friend answers the call, scream into the microphone heart-rendingly. An emotional response is guaranteed.

  • Not available.

This prank does not involve calling anyone. In this case, they need to call you. In this case, the joke will affect everyone who dials your number on that day.

Set forwarding to your number. Choose any organization: a school, a hairdresser, a travel agency or a bathhouse. What will be the bewilderment of the callers when, instead of your "Hi", they hear an unfamiliar voice that convinces them that they have not got there.

It will be doubly interesting if your friends think that you are on the other end of the wire and are trying to play them.

Note: do not set call forwarding to police, fire and ambulance departments. Firstly, they will not appreciate jokes, and secondly, their line must be free for targeted calls.

April 1 jokes for friends at school

Did not play a trick on friends at school on April 1 - wasted a day in vain. Do not do it this way. Show your imagination - and go ahead for a good mood. To do this, take advantage of the draws described below:

  • Why skiing?

You will need four matches and a straight face. Approach a classmate or classmate and say: “Do you want me to show you a joke?”

If the “victim” agrees, ask them to keep their arms at their sides bent at the elbows. Next, give a friend a match in each hand, and put the remaining two under the boots so that the head sticks out.

After that, ask the question: “What month is it now?” After the obvious answer, ask: “Why are you skiing then?”

A discouraged friend will realize that he has been played, but it will be too late.

  • Something on the ceiling.

Sitting in class, quietly write a note with the following content - “There is a mop on the ceiling” - and pass it on to the class. Most who read it, no, no, but look at the ceiling.

Absurd: how a mop can lie on the ceiling. But they'll check anyway. It's funny to see how curiosity takes precedence over common sense.

With luck, the chain reaction will reach the teacher, which is doubly funnier.

  • Bet?

Choose for this draw a gambler who likes to bet. For everything to go right, you need to have minimal acting skills.

Advice: try to believe what you say so as not to give yourself away ahead of time.

Approach a friend and, holding out 100 tenge, say: “Imagine, today they slipped it in the store. I bet you can't tell it apart from this bill?" - and stretch the second banknote of the same denomination.

Note: It is desirable that both bills are in perfect condition.

With your first sentence, you hint that the store slipped a fake, but do not say it directly. With the second sentence, you challenge a friend. To warm up the excitement, bet on the "real" 100 tenge.

No matter how many people compare banknotes, they will not find differences, since they are both real. When the "victim" gives up, reveal the secret and try to remember the expression on her face at that moment.

  • Food pranks.

These are primitive, but no less funny jokes. Here's what you can do:

  1. On your way to school, buy a liter bottle of cola. Sip or discard part of the drink. Close the lid tightly, shake well and place in a briefcase. At recess, put the bottle in a prominent place and wait for someone to ask for a sip. What will happen when the “victim” opens the bottle is not worth explaining.
  2. To prepare this prank, you will need 100-200 g of vanilla-filled cookies and toothpaste. The most savvy guessed that part of the treat should be replaced with toothpaste cream.

Note: don't overdo it. You can't let the toothpaste run, otherwise the characteristic smell will spoil your plan.

Put everything in a transparent bag and take it to school. At recess, put the treat in a conspicuous place and defiantly eat a couple of cookies. If no one wants to treat yourself, offer yourself.

I wonder who will be lucky to pull out a real cookie, and who will get a dessert with a surprise?

When planning draws for April 1, the main thing is to have the appropriate attitude and take into account the possible development of events. For example, a person doused with cola may not appreciate humor, so it is better to replace it with mineral water. But who wants to drink it? In any case, fun is guaranteed, and you should not get too hung up on the consequences.

April 1 is a holiday of humor and laughter, so you need to try to make a funny joke, play one of your relatives, friends, acquaintances, colleagues and classmates. After all, it is on this day that it is allowed to arrange petty dirty tricks, to mock others on completely “legitimate” grounds.
Moreover, you can do this with almost impunity, because such a holiday is April Fool's Day - why be offended!

The main rule is that all the jokes and jokes that you can pull off must be harmless, so that after you and the “victim” you will have fun laughing at what happened.

So, what is so funny you can come up with for a good April Fool's prank, a funny joke?

Home jokes

The first targets for "divorces" are usually family members or close friends with whom you share a common living space.
Therefore, there will be no difficulty to get their personal item or shared items.
So we offer the best ideas!

Put crumpled newspaper in shoes

From this, its actual size will decrease and it will be extremely difficult to put on shoes. In this way, you can play a trick on relatives who are going to work in the morning or on friends who have dropped by to visit you.

By the way, instead of paper, you can put a slightly inflated balloon. And then enjoy the expression on the face of your "victim" when she feels her leg sink into something soft and shapeless.

Sew up the sleeves

For such a joke, you can use a shirt, sweater, jacket or even a jacket.
It is better to do this with large stitches so that after such a joke the thing does not turn out to be damaged.
It will also be funny if you sew up the legs on your trousers or pockets on your clothes.
You can develop the idea even more and sew the duvet cover to the sheet. It is better to do this by stepping back about 10–20 cm from the edge of the bed.

Paint your nails

Of course, you won’t surprise a girl in this way, so a man should become the object of a joke. Early in the morning, while he is still sleeping, give him a bright manicure. Don't forget to buy nail polish remover in advance!

Seal the doorway

For this, it is recommended to use cling film. When stretched, it is almost completely transparent. The main thing is to straighten it so that there is not a single fold. It will be very funny when someone from all over the running run stumbles upon an invisible obstacle.

Jelly with a straw

The essence of the divorce is that you offer to drink juice through a straw, and instead make jelly in a glass.

Freeze Draw

It is best to use the keys to the car or office for this joke. They need to be put in a cup the night before, pour water and put in the freezer.
In the morning, when it's time to rush to work, your "victim" will be in for a surprise. She would have to quickly warm up the cup or drag it with her to work so that the ice would melt along the way.

Head in the bank

Of course, we are not talking about a real head! You need to print on A4 photo paper any face from the Internet. Then roll up the photo with a “tube”, insert it into a three-liter jar and pour water into it. Get the effect of a voluminous head.
It remains to put the jar in the refrigerator and enjoy the wild cries of the one who opens it.

Tasty breakfast

Option number 1

Prepare a scrambled egg. Instead of protein, pour thick white yogurt, instead of yolk - half a peach. Serve on the table and watch the reaction.

Option number 2

Prepare milk porridge in the evening and put in the freezer. In the morning, as if nothing had happened, offer to have a healthy porridge for breakfast. After the draw, do not forget to warm up breakfast and feed your family without jokes.

Option number 3

Add gelatin to milk. The milk will hold tightly in the glass so that it is impossible to drink it.

Fun in the shower

There are many options for such jokes:

Lubricate the toothbrush with sharp ketchup, and then wash it off (the bottom line is that after that there will be bitterness on the brush, which the one who starts brushing his teeth will immediately feel);

Pour mayonnaise or milk into a jar of shampoo;

Unscrew the diffuser on the shower, put a cube of chicken stock inside and screw it into place;

Pour flour into a hair dryer;

Coat the soap with clear nail polish;

Pick up a shaving cream that looks like a paste and put it in bath accessories instead of toothpaste.

The coolest prank in the shower is writing with soap on the mirror. It can be a phrase like "You're next" or "I'm coming for you." When the inscription dries, it will become invisible. But as soon as the bathroom after taking a shower is filled with steam, all the letters will come through.

Various jokes for colleagues or friends

How can you ignore your friends and colleagues on April Fool's Day?! For them, so dear and beloved, it is worth coming up with something more serious than glued pens (pencils, sheets of paper, etc.)!

Fun for the office

1. Make a box without a bottom, fill it with confetti (snacks, paper clips, etc.), write on it in large letters “Gift” (“To the most beautiful”, “Award”, etc.) and put it in a conspicuous place . As soon as someone picks up the box, its contents will spill out, and everyone around will have fun.

2. Give colleagues a pen with ink, which disappears in half an hour.

3. Pour the nail polish onto the waxed paper and let it dry. Then carefully remove the resulting blot and transfer it to any document. Now take the open bottle of nail polish in your hand, put on a look of horror on your face and start apologizing loudly.

4. Place counterfeit money in a prominent place in the office. On the reverse side, sign "From April 1!". Everyone who reaches for "someone else's" money will appreciate this joke.

5. Using adhesive tape, attach the balloon to the wall towards which the door opens. And on the door itself, glue the button opposite the ball. Now, as soon as someone opens the door, the button will stick into the ball and a loud bang will sound.

6. Cut a wide strip of orange peels, draw some bold vertical lines on it with a black marker, and insert it in front of your teeth. With such a charming smile, you can approach anyone and congratulate them on the holiday.

7. Coat the pencil lead with clear nail polish. Nobody can write to them.

8. Inconspicuously tie a plastic cup to the bag with a thread, which is on the table and will fall off when the hostess takes the bag. You can pour water into a glass, but this will no longer be a completely harmless joke.

Pay raise orders

On the information board in the morning, a pleasant announcement should be placed in the form of a fake order, where you can announce a day off for employees for something, or an order to increase wages, etc.

How do you feel?!

Agree in advance with colleagues that they will ask the same thing from the “object” chosen for jokes. When the object appears, you need to pretend that it looks very bad and ask leading questions.
For example:
Did you skip all night last night, buddy?
This is “your face Sharapov!”
Go to the toilet, put yourself in order, otherwise the boss will not understand!

Such different desires

On the back discreetly stick a sticker with various inscriptions.
For example:
1. Looking for a husband. Phone (specify).
2. I'm losing weight - offer only buns with cottage cheese!
3. Invite me on a date at least you!
4. Call me today “My bunny! Angela."

There's something wrong with you

The most common joke. On the day of April 1, when you see your friend, you need to say with confidence that something is wrong with him (her).
For example, a white back, a torn knee, a torn elbow, a dirty face, etc. It is necessary to speak with a serious face, insisting on “what he saw”, so that the addressee could not figure out for a long time that they were joking with him.

April Fool's jokes for the wife, beloved

And, of course, the most important drawing for April 1 needs to be organized for your “soulmate”.

Surprise in a box

Prepare a gift for her by using the famous multiple wrapping trick. Only this time, put a note with the text "Congratulations on April Fool's Day" in the gift box.
Try to wrap the box with paper as many times as possible, put the bundle in other boxes and seal them with tape. The longer you have to fiddle to get a gift, the cooler the draw will turn out.
By the way, do not forget to buy a real gift to give it after you laugh at the prank together.

Gift with delivery

Continuing the theme of gifts, we offer an even larger drawing. Buy a large soft toy, a box of chocolates, or something else for your loved one. The main thing is that the gift should be wrapped in special wrapping paper!

In this prank, you will need the help of a friend that your girlfriend doesn't know personally. He will have to play the role of a courier and bring these gifts to her home.
After the presentation, you need to wait about 30 minutes so that the girl can take off the wrappers and eat a few sweets.
Then the courier returns and says that he has the wrong address and he needs to pick up the gifts. He should try to express maximum dissatisfaction with the fact that the packaging is damaged and the box of chocolates is opened. It is important that he does not overdo it and does not bring your wife to tears.
At the most critical moment, you appear in the apartment, announce that it was a prank, return all the gifts and, in addition, present a large bouquet of flowers.

fake offer

If your loved one has a good sense of humor, then here is another prank for her. Buy a small cup with a rounded gold-plated handle and a box similar to those used to pack jewelry. Place a cup in it so that the handle sticks up, cover it with tinsel. Lay a cardboard partition with a slot on top, into which the rounded part of the handle will look out, and also sprinkle with a thin layer of tinsel. Everything should look like there is a ring in the box.
On April 1, arrange an appropriate romantic setting and hand the girl a box. And then watch her reaction and be ready to dodge the cup flying at you.
It should be noted that this is a very tough prank for a girl who really dreams of getting a marriage proposal from you! Therefore, you can arrange such a “surprise” only if you are sure that she will understand everything correctly and appreciate your sense of humor.

Fake lover

Girls can also decently “tickle the nerves” of their boyfriend on the occasion of the holiday of laughter. Ask familiar friends for men's clothing and shoes. Then, while he is at work, make a “path” of scattered things in the apartment from the front door to your bedroom (your clothes and underwear mixed with men’s). Make a mess on the bed and build a semblance of a human figure under the covers so that from the side it seems that someone is lying there.
For greater effect, arrange with one of your boyfriend's friends to tell him how he saw you with an unfamiliar young man entering the entrance of the house. You can wait for your boyfriend in bed or pretend you just got out of the shower. Just try to anticipate his reaction in advance in order to avoid a serious quarrel and bring the prank to a conclusion.

Beloved husband

What's up with your car?!

Option number 1
Tie ropes with metal cans at the other ends to the bumper of the car. Hide the entire structure under the car and wait for its movement.

Option number 2
Put dry peas in a plastic or plastic box. Tape it to the bottom of the machine. Noise while driving is guaranteed and panic too!

Option number 3
Stick an appeal on the windshield: “Today I hit (touched, scratched) your car. I apologize, call me, we will agree!” Write phone. If the call goes through, congratulations on April Fools' Day. Another version of the letter: “You hit my car. Video recording is available. Give us a call and we'll make a deal!"

Option number 4
A small amount of powdered sulfur can be “injected” into the muffler of a car. When the car is started and the muffler starts to warm up, blue smoke with an unpleasant odor will pour out, which will confuse anyone, do not forget to congratulate your husband on the holiday right away and reassure your husband.

Boots

Option number 1
If the shoes are very dirty, one should be put in order, and the second should be left in its original form. Put a sticker or a postcard with the inscription - "From April 1, dear!" into a dirty boot.

Option number 2
Tie the shoelaces tightly together. A greeting card from April 1 can be signed "Together and forever!"

Pranks to suit any occasion

With food

1. Pour croutons or snacks into a cat food container, and then sit down in front of your colleagues and absorb the contents with appetite. Similarly, you can pour milk powder into a pack of washing powder or insert Mamba chewing candies into a glue stick case.

2. Treat a friend to a sandwich with a rubber cockroach under a piece of sausage.

3. Order a friend a cocktail and, as soon as your companion turns away for a minute, make a hole in the tube with a needle. Then have some fun watching his futile attempts to finish his cocktail.

4. Treat a friend to an iced Coke. The essence of the draw is that the ice must be unusual - inside it, you must first freeze the mentos candy. When the ice around the candy melts, there will be a violent reaction from the interaction of cola and mentos - a fountain will start beating from the glass!

5. Lubricate the neck of a bottle of soda with a head of garlic and treat a friend.

Pranks on the phone

1. Download the Scare Your Friend app or horror animated pictures on your phone and send such a surprise to your friend in a message.

2. Change the contact signatures on your friend's phone and call him on behalf of the boss, his girlfriend, parents, etc.

3. Install the "Ghost in Photo" app on your phone. Then take a photo of a friend, quickly mount the photo and show it to him right away. He must believe that this is a real photo that was just taken.

4. Download the program Dude Your Car. Then take a photo of a friend's car and mount the picture so that it looks like the car has been in an accident. It remains to wait until a friend leaves the car in the parking lot and you can send him a message.

5. One of the most fun pranks you can play with your phone is to download the Smart TV Remote app. After that, you can control any TV: change channels, adjust the volume. Put on a "show" at home while someone else is watching TV, in the office, or take a friend to an electrical store and have a lot of fun.

6. There is another similar program that allows you to control a computer mouse or connect to a keyboard through your phone. Play a colleague or friend like this by starting to print various nonsense on his computer and open all the folders in a row.

computer jokes

1. Set an alarm clock on your computer with a cool sound and turn up the volume to the maximum. Let it work at the most inopportune moment: during a meeting, at a computer science lesson, when mom is watching her favorite TV series, etc.

2. Download a picture of a cracked monitor screen from the Internet and install it on your computer as a screensaver. Be sure to discreetly disconnect the cords from the mouse and keyboard. Your friend will be shocked thinking that his PC is broken.

3. If you don’t want to bother too much, you can tape the hole for the LED sensor on the computer mouse with tape. To make it more fun, put a picture with a cool inscription under the tape. When your friend fiddles with a non-working mouse for about five minutes, he will think of turning it over and will understand the essence of the joke.

Finally, one more useful tip.. For the drawing on April 1, it is not necessary to think and prepare for a long time. On the eve of the holiday, you can look into the fun store. There will definitely be an interesting little thing that will help make this day unforgettable: a fart pillow, a glass of non-spill, sweets with pepper, deodorant with an unpleasant smell - this is not a complete list of gizmos that can be found in such establishments.
And then - from April 1! And it all depends on your imagination!

Few people like jokes on April 1st. Firstly, they are mostly stupid, secondly, they are expected and predictable, and thirdly, they are monotonous. Only cynicism can save such a situation. And, fortunately, among Russian youth, things are much better with cynicism than with wit. Even textbook pranks for classmates at school, colleagues at work, friends, children and parents on April Fool's Day can be transformed beyond recognition by showing a little imagination, composure and fixing the result with dry calculation. The same goes for typical “bearded” SMS jokes: after a slight edit, they will again become unexpected and quite funny.

Funny jokes for classmates at school on April 1

April 1 is the brightest and most cheerful holiday of the year. On this day, you can joke about parents and children, friends and colleagues, close and distant relatives. Even for mom and dad, you can prepare a funny prank that they are unlikely to be offended by. On April Fool's Day, in principle, it is forbidden to harbor a grudge against comedians and pranksters. Especially if these sophisticated pranksters are not native people, but friends on the desk. Funny jokes for classmates at school on April 1 are an integral part of communication in a team. It should not be neglected. When else will there be an opportunity to prick a nerd with impunity or take revenge on a bully?

The best jokes on April Fool's Day for classmates and classmates

We offer to play some funny jokes on April 1 for classmates or classmates. They will cause laughter and smiles among friends, and sincere surprise among teachers:

  1. Wash the PVA glue bottle, fill it with fresh milk. Sip your drink greedily in class. Be sure, such an action will cause a lot of suspicious looks and funny remarks from classmates.
  2. At recess between lessons, tape the high chair to the teacher's desk with stretch film. Wrap the piece of furniture completely on all sides, along with everything inside and out. To tear off the entire film, the teacher will have to spend 10-15 minutes of the lesson.
  3. Encourage a classmate to take a bag of several sets of men's clothing with her to the lecture. After the start of the couple, one of the classmates should wrap themselves in a blanket and enter the audience with the phrase: “Masha, I forgot your clothes yesterday, did you bring them?”. In response, the girl should stand up and give the guy a set of socks, shorts, trousers and a T-shirt. After 5-7 minutes, the second classmate enters the audience in the same way, followed by the third. There will be no limit to the surprise of students and teachers!

April 1 jokes for friends - the best ideas for pranks

On April 1, the Lord himself commands to make fun and joke with friends. Some pranks on April Fool's Day are quite harmless and cause only a smile, others force you to wash your face or change your jacket, and others make you think about a joke in return. Just to think! After all, it’s not so easy for friends to pick up a “fresh” good joke for April 1: the best ideas for pranks have already become boring to everyone, and it’s too lazy to invent new ones!

We offer you some fun ways to get revenge on your devious prankster friends without spending too much time and extra money.

Fresh jokes and pranks April Fool's Day for friends

To congratulate your friends on April Fool's Day in a fun and cool way, invite them to visit. Lighten up the atmosphere with a light celebratory dinner and cocktails, and then get down to dirty tricks. Do not forget to prepare jokes for April 1 in advance, look for the best ideas for pranks in our selection.

  1. Place the balloon in a cardboard box with low sides. Even better - stick it with tape. From above, cover the figure with cream from a can. Sprinkle the resulting cake with confectionery powder. Invite one of the guests to cut the dessert with a sharp knife. When the balloon bursts, the cream will scatter on all the guests.
  2. Choose an object for a joke. Take a drill and run it a couple of times in front of the victim. Then go behind the guest, with one hand (more precisely with your finger) poke him between the shoulder blades, and with the other, start the drill at the same moment. The effect will exceed all expectations.
  3. If you have a small child (under 1 year old), this joke will definitely come in handy. Seat the guests at the table and go to another room. Pour zucchini caviar into a clean diaper and pick up a spoon. Return to the table with the guests and with the words “Mmmm, yummy”, start eating caviar from the diaper.
  4. At the end of the evening, carefully place crumpled napkins in the shoes of all guests. Drunk friends will silently try to put on their shoes. Checked!

Unusual jokes for colleagues on April Fool's Day April 1

In most cases, unusual April Fool's jokes for colleagues are related to the workplace, personal computer or mobile phone. There are a lot of options for such draws and the bulk has already become outdated. Today you will not surprise anyone with an office chair covered in toilet paper or an employee's "canned" head. The same applies to computer accessories. It is unlikely that you will be able to discourage colleagues with a funny desktop screensaver or changing settings in mouse control. To pick up really unusual jokes for colleagues on April Fool's Day on April 1, you have to work a little.

The best office pranks for employees on April Fool's Day

And for those who are reluctant to search for fresh humor, we have selected a collection of ready-made jokes, jokes and pranks for employees on April Fool's Day.

  1. Hide the spool of thread in the hem of the skirt, bring the tip of the thread out with the needle. Ask a colleague to remove the thread from your skirt and enjoy the spectacle of a discouraged assistant.
  2. Before an employee shows up, cover their workplace with Justin Beebier photo posters with cute lipstick kisses. Such a joke is especially relevant if your office neighbor is too serious or brutal.
  3. Inform the late employee that the personnel officer came to “his soul”. As if in a village (at a distance of at least 300 km) a new office is being opened, it is he who is being transferred as the most unpunctual. At the same time, keep a serious look or hold a grimace of sympathy.
  4. Send all the men in the office an SMS with the text "Honey, I'm pregnant" at different times.

Popular April 1 jokes for mom and dad

On April Fool's Day, the one who first comes to hand suffers the most from jokes and practical jokes. That is, mom and dad. It is on their parents that teenagers begin to hone the art of sarcasm and the skill of "funny". And sometimes, crossing the line of what is permitted, they offend the closest people with unexpected unpleasant surprises in the form of darned trousers, dyed toothpaste or salty tea. As a result, popular jokes for mom and dad end with mom's spoiled mood and dad's being late for work.

This year, we propose to put jokes aside and cheer up parents by reading funny poems at a joint breakfast. Such comic congratulations from April 1 will surely please mom and dad much more than spilled expensive nail polish or a mixer stained with food coloring.

The most harmless jokes for parents on the Day of Laughter and Humor

Indeed, funny poems about April Fools' jokes amuse no less than the jokes themselves. See for yourself!

The rumor went live:
Everyone will be given an apartment,
Wages will rise sharply
And the rent will go down.
And retired from now on
Everyone will buy a car!
April 1, brothers -
A reason to laugh together!

Happy April, 1! Today is April Fool's Day
They can push into a puddle for fun,
Friends can play without malice,
The main thing is to perceive everything with humor!

Joking with the boss can cost a lot -
You will be fired for a joke, smiling.

If a civil servant asks about something,
Jokes are fraught in response to questions.
Can you conceive a child today
To celebrate the New Year at the hospital.

You can be weird in a public place -
They should be released by the First of May.
In general, do not be bored today:
It's better to laugh than to grumble gloomily!

Mom listened to the forecast:
"There will be a day without clouds and thunderstorms" ...
Despite all the threats
The daughter violated the forecasts:
Not enough for a pot
She only has two steps -
It was like the rain wet my pants.
What to do, daughter - baby ...
Grandfather laughed to tears:
- Apparently, the forecast was false!

The day started in the morning
Seems just like yesterday
Got up, ate, washed,
Shaved quickly
Just started coming out
Someone started ringing at the door.
Turned out to be a postman
He brought me the agenda.
Summons me to court
This is just the beginning of the day.
But he didn't panic.
Ran to work.
Missed the bus
Okay, at least I caught a taxi.
But he turned out to be a visitor
That taxi driver was confused,
I had to stray with him for a long time,
But we managed to get there.
I run to work
I meet strange looks:
Everyone says at a meeting at once,
It's like I'm screwed up in something.
Even though I washed my face in the morning,
But I got to the mirror:
It's all right, like
I'll get to work.
Only on the telephone
Voice strange, unfamiliar
For a long time carried some kind of nonsense
So I skipped lunch.
Day remaining working
I read someone's handwriting
Someone sent me a letter
Called for a date.
The address was even given
But he did not sign himself.
With a head already hazy
I thought about a strange note,
And I rushed off that evening,
To be able to come to the meeting.
Walked around and along
Even spoke the password
But no one met
Me in the specified coat.
I was returning home
And he was hungry and angry.
Again on the phone
The voice is familiar.
“Well, cool, how funny?
Well divorced you?”
I grabbed my head
And rolled with laughter
Indeed, today
It was the first of April...

Funny jokes and SMS pranks on April 1 for children from parents

Parenting is hard work every day. But if a difficult mission is approached with humor, many everyday situations are easier to overcome. Parents who know how to joke about their children in time can easily turn the educational process into entertainment. And the International Day of Humor is a great occasion to practice wit, using funny jokes and SMS pranks on April 1 for children from a parent.

Funny jokes in SMS for April Fool's Day for children from parents

Not only children are able to show off their originality, and have fun making fun of their parents on the International Day of Laughter and Humor. Sometimes mom and dad, who have a share of cynicism and creativity, are much more successful in joking with children through funny SMS pranks on April 1. For example:

Son, do not cut your toenails, otherwise they promised ice!

(NAME), urgently buy toilet paper and run home ... Otherwise, something terrible will happen !!!

I am at Grandma Shura's cemetery, today is the 5th anniversary of her death. I'll be there soon. I'll bring you a lot of goodies. Kiss, mom.

Vasya, when will the batch of heroin finally arrive?

Oh sorry son. It's not for you.

You are convincingly asked to go to the nearest police station and finally pick up your dog!!!

1 calls 2nd! Tomorrow at 13:00 at the same place! Password cockroach! In the evening I will call the secret hut! Let's call the operation Beaver! End of connection!!!

In preparation for the international spring marathon of humor and laughter, look for the most successful jokes for April 1 for friends, classmates at school, colleagues at work. Don't forget about pranks for parents and children. Use our selection of SMS for April Fool's Day to cheer up even those who are far away from you!

A joke on April 1 for conducting in educational institutions and not only. It is necessary to persuade one girl in advance (better who has a reputation for being touchy) so that she, along with notebooks, put men's clothes in a bag. There is a lecture. Having been late for 15 minutes, a young man wrapped in a blanket (also persuaded) comes in and turns to the girl: “I left your clothes in the morning ... You didn’t take it with you by any chance?” The girl, shrugging her shoulders, begins to take out pants, a shirt, socks, underpants from the bag along with notebooks ... For everything to go smoothly, the main thing is not to laugh at the main participants. Then you can complicate it: the first person comes in - takes one set of clothes, the second one comes in ..., the third ... The audience neighs. Shocked teacher...

Draw (mainly for hostels and other places where cheerful people live together):

In the morning, a sleepy, still unsuspecting person goes to wash. The faucet opens - the water does not flow, the faucet naturally opens more strongly. When a certain pressure is reached, the adhesive tape comes off, and the water whips in all directions. Thus, the morning shower is already provided, the person immediately wakes up and naturally thinks about who to “revenge”, prepares practical jokes for everyone else.

Explain to those present that you know how to read the lines of the hand in a special way - with the help of ashes (cigarette), which makes the lines clearer.

If the volunteer does not smoke, find an assistant. With your right hand, you need to knock the ashes from a burning cigarette onto your left palm (it will not be hot). The more ash the better. Then ask the victim strictly counterclockwise, strictly with the thumb of the right hand, spread this ashes over the palm of your hand, making as many circles in the ashes with your finger as he / she is old (thus, the diligent victim smears both upper limbs in the ashes almost to the elbow). You, with a thoughtful look, squinting, peer at the patterns on your palm, mutter something about an extremely rare combination of lines, and, finally, pass your sentence on the victim: “Well, what can I say to you ... You are a very bad ashtray!”

It is advisable to conduct in some crowded place (for example, at a school, technical school or institute). Burn 10-15 matches (preferably completely). One of the pinned rubs them with his palms. Accordingly, his palms are all black, and it is advisable not to show them to the victim. Next, this same victim must be selected. Approach her and offer to show the trick. For example, pierce the victim's knee with a match. You say that in order to perform this trick, the victim needs to close his eyes, and so that he does not peep, you close his eyes with your hands. Then your assistant tries in vain to pierce the knee with a match, of course, nothing happens, the match breaks. As if in frustrated feelings, you inform the victim that nothing happened. But the face of the victim remains quite black. Naturally, you can find your own reason for covering your eyes.

The draw is good if on April 1 you are going to celebrate in nature. Your company stops for lunch. At this time, you move a little distance and dump a jar of squash caviar on the ground, sticking scraps of toilet paper on it. Having called on your friends to follow you in search of firewood, you kind of accidentally come across this pile, pushing everyone aside, with a cry: “Fresh meat!” - you pull out a spoon and, scattering pieces of paper, start eating. The effect is amazing.

This prank requires acting talent and complete emancipation. One person depicts an elk, that is, fingers like a fan and hands closer to the head. With wild exclamations: “I am an elk! I am an elk!“ he runs past some crowd of people (the best way is to stop a trolleybus, bus, etc.). After 30 seconds, armed with improvised guns, several “hunters” run through the same place, simultaneously turning to people: “Have you seen an elk here?” Guaranteed: everyone who saw this will not forget this “hunt” for a long time. Usually, a person who lost at cards or lost a bet is chosen for the role of an elk.

Water is poured into a saucepan (an opaque mug or glass), covered with a sheet of paper on top, turned upside down, placed on a flat floor or even better a table, the paper is pulled out. Water does not flow out. The victim sees an ownerless (interfering) pot (mug, glass) and raises it with a clear result. As an option, instead of a saucepan, a glass jar of 3-5 liters is taken and placed where it interferes with a potential victim who sees water, and she just has to puzzle over how to deal with the least victims.

Here is one old simple little joke. Returning home in a company after a party (preferably on a crowded street), a dispute starts - which of the members of the company is the most sober. The chosen victim of the prank is invited to make an even (it should be emphasized that it is even) “swallow”. After the victim diligently does what is required of her, it is necessary to declare that he (she) is completely drunk. In response to the victim's bewildered exclamations, explain that a sober person would never do this in a public place.

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