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"Witch" comes from the ancient Russian words "Ved-Vedat" - knowledge and "mother". Which, most likely, meant the possession of sacred knowledge by the witches, which they received from Mother Earth. Probably, originally the witches were her priestesses. However, subsequent layers of beliefs and ideas under the influence of Christian existence greatly changed the idea of ​​witches, but could not drive them out of the popular consciousness.

Witches are one of the main characters in the demonology of all nations. According to popular ideas, witches carried two essences, sometimes completely independent of each other - human and demonic.

Witch AppearanceThere were different ideas about the appearance of witches. In the north of Russia, for example, it was believed that a witch is an old, ugly woman who, if desired, can turn into a young beauty. And among the southern Slavs, in Ukraine, for example, it was believed that the witch is in the guise of a young beauty - a girl or a young woman, but her inner essence is a harmful creepy old woman, into which she turned when she already managed to lure the soul of a man into her nets. This is how the most charming witch in Russian classical literature is described - Gogol's Pannochka from the story "Viy". However, it should be noted that despite the difference in the sequence of reincarnations, both peoples have this ageless status of a witch.

How to become a witch
A woman could become a witch in several ways:

1) Vedic magical power could be inherited from the mother of the daughter, sometimes from the grandmother. Such witches were hereditary and possessed an innate gift.

2) In addition, an ordinary woman could well become a witch if she was possessed by an evil spirit or the devil, or the restless soul of a deceased or unrepentant sinner who did not receive absolution. Such an introduction could take place with the consent or against the will of the woman. Such women were also called obsessed.

3) One became a witch through cohabitation with the devil (option, with a snake). 4) Or, if a woman made a deal with the devil for the sake of enrichment.

5) There was another option - to get witch power from a dying witch who has no heirs.

6) Some peoples also had beliefs that girls whose parents behaved incorrectly during their infancy could become a witch. For example, if a mother has breastfed a girl for more than two years (three Good Fridays), or her mother or the girl herself was born out of wedlock.

tricks
The witch was credited with the ability to send damage to people, domestic animals, plants, products, etc., as a result of which people and animals get sick, die, newborns do not sleep at night, cry, households quarrel, weddings are upset, food deteriorates, threads break, work fails. In Ukraine and in the Carpathians, they believed that Witches could send hail, hurricane winds, floods, fires, steal heavenly bodies, cause drought and other disasters. The most active and dangerous witches were on the full moon or new moon, on the night of Ivan Kupala and St. George's Day, as well as in the weeks preceding the Annunciation, Easter, Trinity and Christmas. On such days, witches could turn into cats, dogs, toads, owls or other animals or even objects (wheels, branches, balls of thread, needles) - they frightened people, sent damage and behaved as they wanted.

Recognize and destroy
Given the strength and abilities of the Witches, it is clear that their actions carried a direct danger to the villagers and their households. Therefore, great importance was attached to the method of identifying and neutralizing witches.

The main ways to recognize a witch

1) Lure the witch closer to the Kupala fire. The proximity of the fire gives the witch physical suffering and she is tormented by cramps, and in order to get rid of them, she must come very close to the fire. The main ways of luring were considered: boiling a piece of raw linen with needles or aspen pegs stuck in it, and it was also possible to pour the milk of a cow spoiled by a witch into a fire or onto a red-hot sickle.

2) Watch for the witch in the barn, where, as a rule, she penetrated in the form of a toad or other witch animal, and knock out her eye or paw. And the next day, track down a woman with a broken body part. It was possible to kill the animal or throw it into the water. It was believed that a woman who was a witch for a year had to either die or drown herself.

3) It was also possible to recognize during the church service, especially Easter or Christmas. The witch during the service tries to stand with her back to the altar, does not walk around the church with everyone else, tries to touch the icon, banner or priest's cassock during the service.

4) In Ukraine, it was believed that if you walk past a group of talking women, while twisting the fig with your armpit, then the witch will immediately begin to scold and scold the person passing by.

5) Vedma could be seen through a log or through a board that was placed on a coffin from which a knot fell out.

6) The witch could also be seen through the harrow, which was made from aspen wood in one day.

7) Put milk in a frying pan into the oven, throwing nine needles three times in advance.

8) Milk a cow for live trout.

9) On Easter Sunday, make a fire in the stove from logs, which were set aside every Monday during Lent from firewood that was brought into the house for kindling.

10) The most cruel way was to throw a woman, suspected of witchcraft, bound into a pond. It was believed that witches do not drown under any circumstances. In Ukrainian judicial acts, acts of the XVIII Art. there are indications of testing witches with water, which is called there "the Judgment of God." An example is the case when in 1709 one villager and nobleman tested the gentry Yavorskaya with water as follows: stripped to her naked body, tied crosswise, as was usually done in such cases - the thumb of the right hand was tied to the big toe of the left foot, and the thumb of the left hand to the big toe of the right foot, then they pulled the cord and lowered it into the reservoir. If the unfortunate woman drowned, she was recognized as innocent. Often such executions ended in the death of an innocent woman. The story of the well-known Ukrainian writer Grigory Kvitka-Osnovyanenko “The Witch of Konotop” describes just such a plot, which at first glance may seem incredible, but is actually based on real events and very truthfully describes the life of a Cossack foreman in the 18th century.

Protect from witches
An effective way to protect yourself from witches' tricks was to draw a cross on St. George's Day with tar on the doors. Scattered poppy seeds also helped. Since it was believed that witches love poppies, but they can only collect a grain of it, while they were doing this, morning came and they had no time for harmful actions.

Death of a WitchIt was believed that for her connection with evil spirits, the Witch is punished with a difficult death: she cannot die until she passes on her knowledge; during the agony of the Witch, a storm rises or a huge black dog appears, which does not disappear until the very funeral. In Polissya they said that the Witch cannot die until the ceiling of the house is taken apart or until she is covered with a calfskin. They believed that after death the Witch visits her house at night; to prevent such a posthumous “walking”, the Witch is buried face down or her coffin is pierced with an aspen stake.

Disagreements with neighbors are commonplace. It takes a lot of strength, energy, sometimes deprives health. But the situation is much more serious if the neighbor is a witch. Neighborhood with a witch is dangerous with frequent linings, stealers, and even damage.

It is more expensive to go to war with a witch, especially if she is experienced in magic. The fact is that living in the neighborhood, the witch has access to a vulnerable place - the house, and with the help of magic she can destroy this fortress slowly, so that the neighbors will not even notice. And if the witch is offended by something, then prosperity and a good atmosphere can leave the house literally with a wave of her hand. But there is a way out - to put a good defense.

What is dangerous neighborhood with a witch

Neighborhood with a witch in itself is not a danger. A leading woman always has something to do. This is the strengthening of protection at home, and work on your personal relationships in the family circle, the development of your strength. It takes a lot of time, effort and energy to fight with neighbors. Not a single sane witch will waste this time just for the sake of dirty tricks, it's another matter if some kind of conflict has occurred.

If a witch lives in your house, or has recently settled, keep in mind that she may be offended:

1. Gossip. This witch immediately nip in the bud. Telling the details of the life of a neighbor, discussing them, misrepresenting information is not worth it. Of course, we are not talking about ordinary everyday conversations, but it is important to remember that this is an outsider, and in no case should his private life become a subject for discussion.
2. Spit. No matter how strange this paragraph may seem, sometimes people themselves do not notice how they spit at the sight of a witch. This happens literally automatically. This action is rooted in antiquity, when spitting was a method of protection from a witch. This offends modern witches, and very much.
3. Drinking through the wall. This is not about a festive feast, but about everyday drinking, drinking alcoholic beverages, followed by quarrels, loud songs or even a fight. A true witch does not drink alcohol, but she does not force others to adapt to her vision of life. But if the fact that the neighbors like to drink interferes with her everyday life, she gets angry and takes revenge. Maybe even lime the whole race with alcoholic demons.
4. Things left near her apartment or house. It doesn’t matter if it’s a threshold, a door, or a place near the front door in the vestibule of the entrance, the main thing is that you can’t fill the witch’s personal space with anything. Sometimes this happens unconsciously. For example, there is no free space left in the vestibule, and you decide to leave the bike near the witch's apartment. Any person who understands the power of energy knows that a cluttered space attracts negative energy and stores this energy.
5. Religious symbols. Or any magical symbols. No one forbids you to hang a cross on your front door, but trying to throw something with such symbols on a witch is a disastrous business. This also includes crossing at the sight of a witch, getting a pectoral cross out from under her clothes, scattering garlic at her doorstep. It is worth monitoring the behavior of your children and grandparents. Elderly or vice versa very young people often react negatively to the witch, which offends her.

But of course, there is a risk that the witch will turn out to be evil and will harm her neighbors just like that, out of anger or envy.

In a village house, harm from a witch neighbor can manifest itself in:

• Loss of livestock fertility (a cow does not give milk, a pig does not gain weight);
• Drying of the crop;
• fire;
• Livestock deaths.

In an urban environment, a witch is dangerous:

• The departure of the husband from the family;
• career destruction;
• Children's illnesses (if they screamed a lot and prevented the witch from sleeping);
• The appearance of small pests (mice, cockroaches, other insects).

It is not worth going to war with a woman - a witch and blaming her for all the troubles, such behavior will not lead to anything good. Hidden protection from it would be an ideal option.

Egregore protection from a witch

This protection is the best way to protect yourself from the witch. Egregor is a force backed by faith. We will analyze three defenses: Muslim, Christian and pagan, since these are the three most powerful religious egregores. To put such protection, you just need to relate to any of these egregors.

You will need:

• For Christians: the cross.
• For Muslims: rosary.
• For pagans: any pagan amulet.

Holding the desired object in your hands, pronounce protective words:

“The cursed witch, she settled in the house. All the spiders ran away, mice and cockroaches gnashed. Only I won’t run away, now I’m not afraid of her anymore. My protection is with me - my egregor is with me. Behind me are (the deities and saints of the necessary egregor), with them I am not afraid of witchcraft. If he lays a lining - his hands will dry out, he won’t be able to conjure, he will impose an evil eye - his eyes will stick, he won’t be able to see, he’ll throw a bad word - his tongue will dry up, forever fall silent. And if we live peacefully, we will live in goodness, but if evil conceives, my protection will hit her. By the power of my egregore, by the power of my god (prophet), so be it, from age to age. Let it happen."

After that, you need to perform your protective action, baptize, bow, and so on. The item on which the protective words were read should be stored in the house as close to the door as possible.

Household protection methods

If a neighbor has taken direct measures: she began to curse, threaten, leave pads near the house, you need to act decisively.

If you find a lining, you need to neutralize it. The lining can be: a needle stuck near a house or apartment, something spilled or scattered at the threshold (herbal decoction, blood, milk, earth, sand, straw, bones). You should be wary of gifts from a neighbor - they can also be a lining.

The gift must be placed under the stream of water from the tap, and left there for an hour. At the same time, you can whisper the following words:

“Water will wash everything away, water will take everything into the abyss - nothing on this thing will harm me.”

If we are not talking about a gift, then in the first place you can’t touch it with your bare hands, step on it, try it. If you find a lining from a neighbor, take a black garbage bag and gloves, take the object with gloves, if it is a liquid, wipe it with a rag, all this must be thrown into a black bag along with a glove and a rag. The bag must be taken to a wasteland and its contents burned there, saying:

“Fire will destroy everything - my hands will not touch this. Everything will be consumed by the flame - I will not touch it. If you want to harm someone, try with fire. Don't touch me, stay away from me."

No one can be told that the lining was found.

If a neighbor constantly throws curses, you should, if possible, not listen, not memorize, and in no case repeat these words. You can whisper:

“Goy I don’t hear, goy go away, goy I’ll close my eyes.”

If you see that a neighbor - a witch is doing some kind of rite or ritual near your house, you need to take a bucket, fill it with water literally 1/10 part and throw three tablespoons of salt there. Leave the house with this bucket, walk past the witch, saying these words to yourself:

“Salt pud, water - all this protect me. A neighbor walked past you, collected all your dirt and washed it away.

Water should be poured onto the first piece of land that caught your eye. This will help to neutralize the effect of the ritual practice of the witch, and the earth will absorb all the negative energy.

External protection of the house

You can protect yourself from a witch without resorting to ritual practices.

You can hang a wreath on the front door from the outside. In appearance, it can be on a Christmas wreath, with spruce decorations, ribbons. You need to weave a branch of birch into this wreath (you can have it without leaves, collected in the cold season). Such a wreath will protect from rituals for the destruction of peace and harmony in the family.

You can hang a cross on the door, made from any natural components: roots, branches, stems. Its size can be any. A large cross is no different from a small one, if at the moment when you make it, only good thoughts will be in your head.

You can sprinkle the entire entrance, as well as the front door, threshold and window frames from the side of the street with a decoction of meadow chamomile. At the same time, thinking about how chamomile repels any attacks from an unfriendly neighbor.

Buckwheat will be a good defense. Its thin lines should be sprinkled right under the entrance mat. At the same time, you need to think about the most protected place in the world, where you feel calm and peaceful. After close the lines of buckwheat with a rug. Close your eyes and imagine how the witch is trying to cross the threshold of the house, but she does not succeed. Smile and enter the house.

All these methods are able to protect against the magical attacks of the witch, keep the peace of all household members.

January 18, according to ancient magic, is considered the holiday of sorcerers and other warlocks. This is the day when people were afraid to go to the warlocks and so on, they didn’t invite guests either. However, this did not guarantee that a person would not meet some witch or medicine man by chance.

How to see in a person who is no different from the rest, a healer and a sorcerer? As the ancient scriptures say, it is still possible to unravel the witch: there are quite real ancient methods:

1. When lighting a willow candle, the witches begin to see each other upside down.
2. According to the recommendations of magic, on Maundy Thursday it is necessary to flood the stove with aspen wood, then the witch will definitely come to ask for the ashes. It is at this moment that you can figure out the person who is engaged in witchcraft.
3. A rowan twig helps to discern a witch in an ordinary-looking person. The magical works of Papus recommend that when you come to the morning service in the church, take a rowan branch with you. Then the witches, no matter how they try, will not be able to turn to the icons, they will begin to turn away, behave excitedly and anxiously.

There are other methods of recognizing in ordinary people those who practice black magic. For example, you can take incense, crush it in a mortar, and add it to any alcoholic drink: cognac, champagne, and so on. Then the witch will start rushing around the room to find the door, but she won’t be able to get out. And if at the same time you offer the witch to drink dirty water, for example, the ambassadors of washed dishes, or rinse some kind of rag, then she will not refuse it and all magical abilities will disappear.

The sciences related to magic recommend paying attention to pets. Dogs and cats are able to recognize an evil sorcerer. They will definitely warn their owner about the approach of danger, the animals begin to behave inappropriately: bark, hiss, pounce on a person, and so on. Therefore, if the pet begins to behave strangely in the presence of a person, you need to stay away from him. Animals react sharply to the rejected energy.

And today people are afraid and dismissive of warlocks and so on. Therefore, many methods have appeared that protect against evil.

No one has yet come up with a better and more effective method than a spell and a conspiracy. It should be noted that a large number of them have been created: each region and nation has its own spells. But all conspiracies are united by the fact that people in them ask for magic to protect them from witches, healers, magicians, warlocks. After the speech is delivered, it is customary to be baptized. In conspiracies, it is necessary to send sorcerers, as well as their curses across the "sea-ocean" and so on. Each conspiracy ends with the phrase “my word is strong. Amen". It is advisable to pronounce magic words on an empty stomach. In this case, you need to turn your face to the east, pronounce on the waning moon.

In addition to spells against warlocks, various herbs can be used: floating grass, nettle and others. Previously, the grass is dried, ground into crumbs, and fumigated with it in a room or strew the path along which a person suspected of practicing black magic walked.

There is an opinion that you can protect yourself from a witch by hitting her with your left hand in a big way. Immediately after this, you need to hide very quickly without turning around. If the process is done correctly, then the witch will no longer be able to cause evil, and if the blood of the sorceress appears at the same time, then the abilities will be completely lost forever. Many are accustomed to defend themselves with safety pins fastened down with a point, a cross on the body, talismans, special amulets that are created for everyone individually. If the amulet is bought, then it needs to be illuminated or a special rite should be done.

All of the above and many other tips and instructions are available in life to one degree or another. From the outside, it all seems fascinating and interesting, but if you delve into it carefully, then the desire to make some ancient installations can destroy life. After all, we did not exist in antiquity. It's better to look around now. The ancient sciences were replaced by the magic of quantum transitions and the magic of simoron, where there are no horror stories and rage, more common sense and experience. Common sense should come first. But today, some observations of ancient people about witchcraft are justified, for example, if when adding numbers from the date of birth, the number nine is obtained, then this person is endowed with a certain power, he is guarded by his own intuition and bright energy. It may seem that these people are more lucky than the rest. Such people can be considered sorcerers. Ordinary people suffer already because they envy them. If you envy less, the magic will become weaker.

Many people in the post-Soviet space are concerned about how to protect themselves from witches, the evil eye, and the like. These threats look real and believable. There are many books about magic in bookstores, and the Battle of Psychics show is wildly popular on the TV screen. It would seem that these factors should confirm that there are legitimate reasons to be concerned. After all, there is no smoke without fire.

As one famous propagandist used to say: "Tell the truth, always only the truth, as much of the truth as possible, but never the whole truth." It is extremely beneficial for magicians, fortune-tellers and psychics to have as much fog and false information around their profession. There is nothing strange in this, any unscrupulous worker in any field tries to confuse a person. Because the less you understand, the more you pay.

And if you yourself know how to replace an outlet at home, fix a leak in a faucet, or solve psychological problems, you won’t call a plumber, an electrician, or a psychologist. And if you can arrange getting rid of negativity even in the aura, even in the mood, you will not pay either a fortuneteller or a shaman for this.

Plumber, electrician, psychologist and shaman can offer some services. And the more professional the worker is, the less he will hide some methods that can help you do the same next time that he is doing now. The person who wants to control you is lying and not telling. A real professional is sure that he will not be left without clients, even if someone else gets his knowledge. After all, in addition to knowledge, he has thousands of hours of experience.

Such professionals come across even in the "Battle of Psychics". They know two important nuances that will prevent people from doing their own work:

This is the secret thanks to which real masters, strong sorcerers are not afraid to reveal the principles of their craft. Thanks to this, you can learn from them what sorcerers are afraid of and how to get rid of the effects of black magic. And do not be afraid, even if the neighbor is a witch.

Locus of control

First you need to understand yourself that there is such a thing as a locus of control. This is where you think the reason for what is happening to you lies. There are two types of locus of control:

When your locus of control is located outside, you believe that the cause of what happened to you is somewhere outside. It doesn't matter what happened, and it doesn't matter what your role is in it.

What we are talking about now is the cornerstone of any magical and spiritual practice. A mage cannot have an external locus of control. The magician is not afraid of unpleasant explanations for what is happening. After all, it is precisely on the basis of the truth that cuts the eye that something can be changed. As the group "Flёr" sings:

But a dead end is all we're left with when pointers lie.

Often we mistake our actions for some external interference. He stumbled, forgot something - and now the person wants to find a magical conspiracy from sorcerers and thinks how to drive the witch away from his home. When he should have just looked under his feet more carefully and planned his actions more carefully.

Note, that these words cause some rejection. We have too much infantile desire for helplessness, we do not want to do "extra" work. It is much more pleasant when someone external manages our life: either a good parent, or an evil janitor, or maybe a boy from a neighboring entrance. Or some kind of wizard. It is this infantile behavior that is called the external locus of control.

The really strong magicians mentioned above often say directly - there is no lapel, love spell, damage, witchcraft on eggs and the like. Magic exists, but it works in a completely different way. No need to spit over your left shoulder and mutter archaic rhymes. You just need to realize the truth - what really bothers you and what inspires you. Behind the fear of a black cat lies some other fear, most often existential. And if you are haunted by some fears, it is best for you to go not to a fortuneteller, but to a psychologist. By the way, this is exactly what the winner of one of the "Battles of Psychics" Aleksey Pokhabov advises.

The girl gets married, cannot get along with her husband's mother, and now she is sure that her mother-in-law is a witch. And she runs to fortune-tellers for advice on how to drive her away and stop her, how to protect herself from the witch. Although she would most likely be helped with her problem even by Dale Carnegie's long-outdated book How to Make Friends.

Malicious witches and sorcerers fear the same things that petty swindlers, pickpockets, crooks and robbers fear. The fact that you will be attentive, alert, smart and aware. For example, hypnosis is a very real thing, which is often used by gypsy scammers. Hypnosis manipulates your attention by finding blind spots in your awareness of your emotions and worries. That is, the task of the hypnotist is to make you "tangled in your own feet."

This metaphor accurately conveys what is happening. Who is harder to get tangled in their own feet? Probably a professional dancer, and not an elderly woman concerned about her health and the delay in her pension. So it is with hypnosis: I have never heard of a gypsy being able to steal money from an FSB officer or a practicing Zen Buddhist by deceit.

The secret is not that these categories of citizens carry some special amulets with them or read prayers. The fact, that they are specially trained and have an unbending will. In fact, this is precisely the characteristic of a real magician who is not afraid of any struggle.

Any change takes time. To get rid of the inner slave, to cope with learned helplessness, to destroy self-pity and thereby neutralize any pests, you will have to work hard. Of course, it is desirable to have a mentor along the way, but if you have a strong motivation, you will be able to reach the result on your own.

Magic training methods

There are different ways to train your mind. We can summarize them and formulate three main directions of development:

One of the really cool magicians, Sergey Melnikov, once said something important about our fulcrum in life. We can rely on a lot, and any point of support, of course, is good. However, what could be a better support than a wall behind your back? And God is such a wall that you can lean on. There are different ways to God, the main thing in them is the sincere desire of a person to come.

The path of religion

If you have chosen Orthodoxy, then sincerely pray and perform the necessary rites. If Gaudiya Vaishnavism - sincerely read the holy names and do japa meditation. And so on. Most likely, soon you will feel such a wall behind your back and understand how to protect yourself from a witch at work or on a walk. See that no one can harm you.

The same applies to Islam, any kind of Buddhism, Judaism. Religion is the cheapest way to get protection from any evil forces. Indeed, in religious temples you are provided with a mentor for free who will tell you what and how to do.

For example, a psychologist or personal trainer in personal power, qigong or yoga is likely to charge a lot of money for their instructions. And, probably, his services are worth the money. But not everyone is ready to pay them to him. So going to the temple of any religion and finding a free mentor on the path of spiritual development is a very reasonable step.

Let secular ethics

As stated above, witch protection, as well as scammers, pickpockets and network marketing agents helps to create an increase in everyday attentiveness (to the world around you and your feelings) and a strong will. To enhance these characteristics, it is not at all necessary to go to church and pray or perform complex asanas.

It is quite enough to introduce a few obligatory rituals into your life. Doesn't matter which one. It plays a role that you must fulfill them at all costs under any circumstances. This will strengthen your willpower.

For example, the famous mystic Andrey Lapin recommended swimming in an ice hole. To a person who is so bold, any witch is clearly afraid and close to get close. Whatever ritual you choose, the main thing is to perform it systematically. If you don’t feel like it, when you’re lazy, there are urgent other things - it doesn’t matter. It can be anything: a contrast shower, exercises in the morning, some kind of special diet, calm thoughts about your life at the appointed hour. The main thing is to make it a rule that the fulfillment of this rite is a matter of life and death.

Thus, both willpower and mindfulness will be trained at the same time. Without mindfulness, it is impossible to complete such a task.

Psychotherapy does not contradict secular ethics either. As a result, you can learn a lot about yourself and the world. The more you know about yourself and the world, the more difficult it is to hypnotize you or subject you to some other negative influence.

Esoteric Path

As you may have noticed, the previous two directions had something in common: the obligatory regular practice of something. Prayers, mantras, exercises or bathing. The path of the esoteric does not fundamentally differ from this. But it provides a wider menu of interesting, mindfulness-expanding practices.

One of the conditions that must be observed on this path, and on the others too, is that your practice should occur naturally. In no case should you "step on the throat of your song." You need to act decisively, but gently. There is no need to punish yourself for breakdowns, absenteeism, failures. Just calmly return to your practice.

In esotericism, there are many effective methods for increasing personal strength. Many of them are very similar or even identical to methods from some religious or psychological schools. Choose the one that suits your taste and practice it diligently, with inspiration.

The range is wide: George Gurdjieff, Carlos Castaneda, Alexei Pokhabov, Osho, Vadim Zeland, Dmitry Leushkin, Jedd McKenna and many others. Each of them has something to learn.

The question “How to keep something negative out of your life” is not quite reasonable. The fact is that a holy place is never empty. No need to fight the darkness, you just need to turn on the light. The above practices are just such a light.

Everyone wants to have a one-time solution for their problems, so that it helps forever. However, life is a process . And the decision too can only be a process rather than a single action. That is, the practice you have begun, most likely, will have to be carried out for the rest of your life. You should be ready for this. After all, as soon as you relax, give up, some kind of challenge will immediately appear, to which you will not have time to respond, and you are unlikely to like it.

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“Here the bad women in the village are interpreting that you, Mrs. Solokha,
in some way a witch."
(N.V. Gogol "Evenings on a farm near Dikanka")

Vedmus vulgaris domesticus.

From the point of view of banal erudition, a witch is an evil, grumpy or ugly woman who does mischief to people, animals, nature and the universe as a whole.
Charles Darwin, in his famous book On the Origin of Species, unfortunately, did not say a word about this creature. Although there are many varieties of witches in nature.

In this article, attention is paid to only one subspecies - witches vulgaris domesticus (Latin, common house witch). Representatives of this subspecies are most often found in nature and settle closer to people. They are characterized by the following features: explicitly, and most often, secretly, on the sly, they create tricks: they send pestilence, illness, the evil eye, spoilage, take away milk from cows, honey from bees, and sexual energy from men, spoil the weather, crops, air and water. If the witch is in a peaceful and well-fed state, then she is limited to minor dirty tricks: for example, drains in sinks, bathtubs and other plumbing are clogged, the insides of vacuum cleaners become clogged, food in refrigerators sour, salt and sugar crumble, dishes break, doors, beds and televisions, power cuts, wired telephone and mobile communications fail.

And you can't list everything!!

Although these are minor dirty tricks, witches do them all the time. And witches get satisfaction, high, orgasm and other satisfaction from these tricks of theirs.

Well, and only when they are in a bad mood ... Global warming, flea flu, holes in the ozone layer, economic crises are also their work! 😯

Signs indicating that a witch is somewhere nearby are numerous. These monsters are constantly brewing some kind of rubbish (usually under the guise of herbal medicinal decoctions), intelligently studying the suspicious little books of seers-prophets, oracles and psychics, performing magical rituals of “cleansing” the body, pets and things. In their dwelling, they without fail place witchcraft amulets, amulets and other pseudo-magical crap. Before going to bed and leaving the house, some conspiracies mumble under their breath. Bunches of dried herbs, Kabbalistic spells are hung in their corners, incomprehensible magical tsatskas, dead flies and cockroaches are lying everywhere, burnt matches, bent nails are pierced through inconspicuous cracks, and hairs are tied on some things. In conversations, they often use abstruse words, such as: chakras, aura, meditation, negative energies, etc.

In rural areas where there is little entertainment, witches sometimes trample circles and complex pseudo-mathematical crop shapes out of boredom. And ignorant people believe that these "signs" are left by dumb aliens, trying in this way to communicate with humanity on their fingers.

Well, the surest sign of the presence of a witch is stash. If the stash began to disappear in an incomprehensible way, then be sure: these are the tricks of a witch who is somewhere nearby with you. Maybe even in the same bed. 😯
Numerous experiments have shown that witches can steal from people not only stash, but also other movable and immovable property, any kind of assets, as well as food, booze and smoking. 👿

It is very dangerous to be near a witch in public transport and in other enclosed spaces, because she can verbally abuse you or send damage to you. And in no case should a man be left alone with a witch, because she can immediately accuse him of sexual harassment!

Witches are very jealous. Therefore, you should not give them a reason to have this feeling. For example, if a witch sees someone wearing a new fur coat, then the fur can easily come out in a week, and moths will beat your other new clothes.

All witches, concurrently, are also servants of the devil, who periodically arranges corporate parties for them in the form of night party orgies. The devil allocates to each witch for permanent use and accountability a personal devil, with the help of which she can do the most incredible things. In addition, the witch regularly copulates with this devil, since only from him can she get a “triple orgasm”. To other people, this devil is visible in the form of a goat, less often - a pig. Sometimes witches make a reservation and call all men goats. But even in ancient times it was proved that all men cannot be goats, no matter how much the witches would like it. If this were so, then the earthly civilization would collapse the next day.

Physical signs of witches.

It's strange, but in this age of the Internet and total occult literacy, not everyone knows the physical signs of witches. According to historical folk data, a witch usually carefully hides her activities and outwardly, it seems, is almost no different from other women, but she still fails to hide some signs.

1. The image in the witch's eye is inverted.

2. A witch has a much smaller body weight than an ordinary woman. During the Sabbat, the total weight of the witch's body tends to zero. Using this fact, in the Middle Ages, witches were easily identified by immersion in a container of water. For the reliability of the experiment, the hands and feet were tied with a cross: the big toe of the right foot to the big toe of the left hand and, conversely, the left foot to the right hand.
If the subject went to the bottom, then she is not a witch.

3. On the body of a witch, hidden from view by clothing, there is at least one small area called the "seal of the devil." Thus the devil marks them with his identification code. A witch's body within this area is insensitive to pain. This fact has also been used since ancient times to identify witches by acupuncture.

4. All witches are pathological brawlers. They fall into hysterics over any trifle, or even for no reason at all. They quickly lose the remnants of their thoughts, they are shaking with anger, as if under an electric current. In this state, they are extremely dangerous, as they can injure, maim, or even kill. At the same time, they lose control over their voice, which becomes creaky, barking, "frying pan". It is such a sharp coarsening and disgust of the female voice that betrays these brats with their heads!
In the process of these scandals, the witches absorb the psychic energy of the victim, thereby carrying out their nourishment. Scientists in the occult sciences call this phenomenon energy vampirism.

5. Many witches insolently call themselves "bagins", "queens" and endlessly chant some stupid spells, such as: "I am a woman, and I am right about that!"; “If a woman is wrong, go and apologize!”; "I'm hard to find, but easy to lose"; “All men are goats!”; "They will come - and they will give!" etc.

Now even shaman scientists, occult scientists and hypnosis scientists don't know, but ancient books say that witches have the ability to leave their body and wander where they please. At the same time, leaving their body, they acquire the image of animals and birds. 😯 Scientists-occultists-Satanists call this phenomenon supernatural mental transportation. Tellingly, in this state, witches can spy on who is doing what and, accordingly, fix it on a video camera. Fuck off!! 😮

However, if these doubles are accidentally (or deliberately) killed by someone, then the witches fall dead, although, often, they themselves can be hundreds of kilometers away. This is where the peasants have an ancient passion for hunting: they instinctively thresh everything that moves. Perhaps, and some kind of witch will be destroyed, or, at least, they will instruct her with black eyes.

Is it possible to calculate a witch by a horoscope?
Unfortunately, it is impossible to determine a witch by a horoscope, with the help of fortune-tellers, sorcerers, seers and even psychics. The witch can be identified only by the external signs described in this chapter, by her behavior, as well as by hiring an intelligent occultist scientist for this work.

Is it possible to recognize a witch in a church?
And it's impossible. Surprisingly, many of the witches are believers! And not just believers, but believers in Christ! And they even attend churches, observe and perform Christian rites! True, they themselves do not consider themselves as such. As part of the performance of religious rites and near-religious activities, witches behave very decently, tolerantly and politically correct. But in worldly life they untie themselves to the fullest. In this case, there is a balance of good and evil in nature. If a witch has done good somewhere, then be sure: in another case, she will make up for everything with a vengeance! Therefore, such women should be feared like fire, and stay away from them as far as possible! If everything were so simple in this matter, then there would be no need for the Inquisition and other radical torture methods.

What do witches eat and how long do they live?
The witch is omnivorous and gluttonous. This is especially true for money. In addition, the witch is fueled by aura, psychic energy, and even the blood of those around her. Most often, for these purposes, she uses young, inexperienced men, turning before their eyes into a written beauty. Additionally, he lures them with an affectionate word, depraved sex and hypnosis. Then he takes possession of their soul, body and wallet. Woe to the unfortunate! They live in a fog, giving everything they have to this insatiable vampire. From such nutrition, witches maintain good health for a long time and can live for a very long time, until the Lord sends them to the next world by force.

Levitation and aircraft.

How do witches get to the sabbath, and in general, with what help do they make their incredible, from the point of view of banal erudition, flights?
The most common means, of course, are brooms.

The mad witch rushes to the sabbath.

However, if a broom is not at hand, then this is not a problem for witches. For flights, they successfully use not only brooms, but also other household items (mops, rakes, pokers, hay pitchforks, mortars, troughs, shovels), as well as goats and pigs. All these means can be found in the paintings of medieval artists below.

Party Sabbat is in full swing! How fun the witches are here! Each of them, Satan allocates a personal trait in the form of a young handsome man. The engraving is also not devoid of a certain amount of humor, which can be seen, for example, from the reaction of the toad, who accidentally saw what the hag witch had under her skirt. And if, God forbid, a man sees the same thing, then he can die from horror. 😯

Night flight of young witches to their first sabbat.

This engraving depicts a group flight of neophyte witches to their first battle sabbat. The flight is closely watched by an old, experienced bandersha witch, like a shepherd behind a flock of sheep. She moves in a mortar, and with a broom, which she holds in her hands, she controls the process if necessary.
As can be seen from the above images, witches can fly with or without clothes. It depends on their age. The younger the witch, the less clothing she wears. You can also notice that some of the witches in flight are just sleeping! This proves that the evil spirit that has taken root in the aircraft drives itself to the right place, and without an autopilot and GPS navigation!

Modern witches can also use progress to fly. For example, hang gliders, screw and rocket engines. Although these means are set in motion by the same impure force.

Combined broom-hang glider drive.

Combined broom-propeller drive.

Combined drive broom-jet engine.

In this secret photo, we see a pair of aircraft on a combat mission. The witch is the follower, and who is the leader one can only guess!

To start the drive of evil spirits, witches use special witchcraft ointments. They include:
decoctions from various reptiles ground by a meat grinder (toads, worms, slugs, cockroaches, etc.);
juices of poisonous plants (hemlock, poppy, henbane, fly agaric, grebe, etc.);
alkaloids (cadaveric poison, nicotine, atropine, etc.);
excrement of domestic animals;
as well as other unspeakably vile substances.
All components are used environmentally friendly and do not contain genetically modified products. With these ointments, the witch rubs her body and especially carefully the aircraft. The ointment serves as a catalyst for the release of evil spirits. And the more varied and uglier the components of this infernal mixture, the greater the drive power and power reserve.

I must say that these ointments emit a strong stench. Therefore, if some kind of filth suddenly stinks nearby, you should immediately check whether the witch is preparing her witch's ointment or has already rubbed herself with it! At the same time, you should always remember that in no case should you touch a witch rubbed with ointment: this is fraught with the most terrible consequences. If the witch, taken by surprise, rushes at a person, then you need to fight back from her with everything that comes to hand. However, the best thing in this case is an aspen stake soaked in holy water and with a silver tip. If these funds are not available, then you should vigorously poke the witch in the mug with a blow (fig) with two hands, in Macedonian.

Many people are puzzled by how a witch can get through a narrow chimney and fly out through it. 😯 Whoever has not seen this event himself will hardly guess that during the start the body of the witch is deformed in the most incomprehensible way. Her head has already emerged from the chimney, and her legs have not yet reached the stove door! She stretches like a worm!
Here is a drawing of transportation through a chimney from a medieval book.

Departure of the witch through the chimney. Medieval engraving.

The witch starts by casting the spell "Fly up and nowhere!" And immediately, like a pipets on a piece of smelly shit, it ascends into the sky. The device is controlled by giving voice commands and pointing with a finger. “There!”, “To the right!”, “To the left!”, “Up!”, “Down!” Although there is no need for this: the evil spirit itself perfectly maintains the course and height, bending around the terrain.

Means of protection against evil spirits.

Witches' sabbats occur quite often: usually on the first week of each new month, or on the eve of some holiday. But, if the witch is very out of sorts or she has a headache, then she arranges a sabbath right at home and without waiting for the new moon. And then woe to everyone who happens to be nearby in this house!
Even after their death, witches often rise from their graves in the form of ghouls and can show up at anyone's house and demand satisfaction for "lost youth." Or demand a new division of property. Therefore, in the Middle Ages, measures were taken so that even no bones remained from them.

Every modern man should be able to recognize a witch in a woman even before he calls her his beloved, and even more so, he takes her as his wife. To do this, a peasant needs to study the ancient knowledge in this area, obey the elders, experts in unclean forces, and know the signs by which a witch can be calculated by heart!
Currently, the following method of inquiry on suspicion of witchcraft is becoming more and more popular. Directly on the new moon, the suspect is taken to the roof, given a broom, a broom or a mop, and with the words “Fly!” pushed down. 🙂 If this is a witch, then she will fly, and if not, then she is caught on the floor below with a special trap. A very efficient way!

In case of an unexpected meeting with these creatures, a man should have a bottle of holy moonshine (vodka, cognac) with him, splash it on the witch and immediately disinfect himself. It is also good to hit the witch on the head with something. There are other ways. However, the most reliable remedy against witches and any evil spirits, of course, is an aspen stake. Here is the one as in the picture: aspen, with a silver tip and soaked in garlic acid.

As a protection against witches and evil spirits in Europe in the Middle Ages, the pentagram was also used. Both in the form of an amulet, and in the form of a talisman of the hearth. A classic example is described in Goethe's Faust, when the devil Mephistopheles entered Faust's dwelling.

Mephistopheles:
No, it's hard for me to get out now,
There's something that's bothering me a little...
A magical sign at your doorstep.
Faust:
Isn't the pentagram to blame?
But how, devil, did you sneak after me?
In what way did you get into a mess?
Mephistopheles:
You deigned to draw it badly,
And the gap in the corner remained
There, at the door, - and I was free to jump up.

But in the 20th century, due to the massive, thoughtless use of this ancient graphic image in the symbols of some states, by the military as insignia (on shoulder straps, for orders, medals, badges), by the police, etc., it lost its magical power . What meaning was invested (and is invested) in these cases by lovers of stardom is not clear. But even the genius of magic Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa warned: “Do not use the sacrament in vain!”

In the meantime, taking advantage of impunity, the witches are becoming bolder and bolder every day. They threaten with all sorts of dirty tricks and punishments not only to men, but also to all other inhabitants of the planet Earth.
Like, "The days of witch hunts are over, now the witches are hunting you!" Oh how!

How do they become witches?

Actual question!

Some believe that they are born, others that they become, and some think that all women are witches by nature. People say that they become witches because of bad heredity (transmitted by special genes for addictiveness, mandanity and poking), under the influence of external factors, and in some cases - because of the desire to have fun, in other words, from boredom. The last case is the easiest to deal with, but the first two cases are incurable.

Witches can become witches out of conviction and out of necessity, for pleasure, or, conversely, because of frigidity, for company, in order to take revenge, out of mercenary considerations, out of stupidity, in the form of a protest against the dominance of pederasts, etc. All reasons cannot be counted.

Modern witches are very fond of substantiating their origin with such an “argument”: “if the wings of angels are broken, then they are transplanted onto brooms.” It seems like they used to be angels, but because of the male goats they became such vile creatures. Like, it's not their fault. However, it is clear to any hedgehog, sucker and batan that this is just a clumsy attempt-excuse to move out of the market. And an angel - he is an angel even without wings, and he never becomes a witch, whether sober or drunk.

Tellingly, they become witches at any age, at any level of education and wealth, and none of the women, even the most beautiful lady, queen and clever beauty, is guaranteed from such a fate. Over the "newly converted" neophyte witches, the old, experienced bandersha witches take patronage and pass on their experience to them, attach them to the wrecking, demonic work. Here, for example, is how the Spanish artist F. Goya depicted the first flight of the Padawan witch: 😳

Training flight on a broomstick.

In nature, there are even whole dynasties of witches - "drummers of labor." And if they work at the same enterprise, they can unite in wrecking "artels". In the people, such a witch-caudle is called a "snake's nest."

Witches in the modern world.

What does a modern witch do in between the Sabbaths and her other vile activities? I must say that the witch has no girlfriends. Because of her envious and dirty nature. There are one or two or three of the same brats like herself, with whom she sometimes secretly meets in cafes, in kitchens or in doorways. At these gatherings, the witches share their experience of how to break off their husbands and fool the batan knights, discuss the sexual habits of their hunters and the size of their intimate virtues. In the course of communication, they also exchange recipes for hellish potions, poisons, guess, create all sorts of love spells, lapels, conspiracies, conjure and predict the future. Faithful companions of the witch, as you know, are: a black cat, a green toad, a bat and a gray owl. These creatures among many peoples are considered the embodiment of impure forces and all kinds of demons.
Near the witches, their henchmen also constantly hang around: cockroaches, fleas, and also blood-sucking insects.

Currently, hordes of these malicious creatures have become accustomed to dirtying the Internet and dirtying the network at every turn! 😦 For long, long evenings they wander around the virtual world, where they spam, shit with their comments, send viruses, break links and passwords, freeze computers, destroy screws, etc. But most of all they like to hang out on dating sites and other social networks, pretending to be young, smart, beautiful, slim and sexy. Here they fool the heads of suckers, looking for among them “real, established, self-sufficient, ambitious, confident in themselves and in their wallet” macho Pinocchio, with whom they are going to marry, travel the world, well, or at least, become one of them for temporary relief. As a rule, all these werewolves claim that they are kind, gentle, loving, faithful, etc., but fate was unfair to them, which causes only an ironic smile from an experienced witch doctor. Witches are so addicted to the process of lying that even they themselves begin to believe in their own lies.

Witches crap on the net with spam, viruses, hang up computers, coffin screws, beat links, etc.

The modern witch often dresses in accordance with the requirements of fashion, has a glamorous look, takes care of her appearance, visits all sorts of demonic SPA-salons and solariums, goes on diets, works out on BDSM simulators, which are like instruments of torture in hell.

Flying witch.

Among the subspecies vulgaris domesticus there is a variety of witches, which has the name "migratory witch". They begin to become more active during periods of holidays, such as "Valentine's Day", March 8th, your birthday, name day, New Year's Day, wedding anniversaries, etc.

How are migratory witches different from all the others?

Women do not have eternal husbands and eternal lovers. Women have only eternal desires and eternal interests. (Tetcorax)

And the realization of these desires-interests occurs precisely in the form of flights from one sucker to another. 🙄 This remark applies to witches even more than to other women.

A well-known classic wrote about this:

Already the sky was breathing in autumn,
The day was getting shorter.
And the sad caravan of witches
Moved south...

Flying witches fly to the wicked countries.

Flying witches fly
In the foggy blue distance.
They fly to the wicked countries,
And I stay with you.
And I stay dear
My home side:
I don't need other people's witches,
Other garbage is not needed.

In conclusion, mention should be made of the advice to men given in ancient manuscripts. If you suspect a witch in a woman, in no case do not enter into any relationship with her, not to mention intimacy! You can't even touch her or talk to her! This guy will do terrible harm! Drop everything immediately and run away from her. And be sure to immediately submit a denunciation to the Holy Inquisition.

And never part with a magic stake! It should always be with a peasant, even if it is small, in the form of a keychain. The author of this monograph has been carrying this item with him for 5 years, and all the witches, therefore, received the Holy Oblom from him!

Notes and FAQs
on the present work.

1. Some people ask: what does the Kamasutra of a witch with a goat look like?
For such archi-curious people, here is a visual aid made by the artist Joseph Smith.

Joseph Smith. Coition with the devil.

2. Do secret services use witches?
Use! Both intelligence agencies and the military. There is evidence that even in Nazi Germany they tried to use witches as a weapon of retaliation. Here is a photo of the secret development of a combat witch, codenamed V-H (Vergeltungswaffe-Hexe, Russian Fau-Hex, V-Witch). (Covered with white tarpaulin)

Battle witch V-Hexe. Faw Hexe.

3. Tactical and technical data of the product "Aspen stake" mentioned in the text.
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About witches, kikimors, ghouls, vampires and other evil spirits, about how to recognize them in a timely manner, how to deal with them, and also what rituals to perform to expel witches from the family and work collective, read on Tetkorax's blog under the tag "Witch".

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