Blindfold the birthday girl
We are 100% intrigued!
What is a gift with delivery
So she's been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will hand over what is not yet available.

Accept congratulations joking,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we been tormented in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes!
And here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!

(This comic congratulation is suitable for presenting any gift to a woman)

We give you a gift
He certainly from the heart,
He is handsome, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite more often.
Be a diligent hostess
Treat your husband deliciously.

To make your eyes glow with happiness
Lips swollen with love
And blush only from passion
Your cheeks burned!

(As a gift, accompanied by this poem, any kitchen utensils, crockery, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc.)

Our dear birthday boy!
Although you already [and not] fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
It's also a reason to donate.
Because - see for yourself! -
We have come here with gifts.

Birthday boy, dear!
We are here for you with all our heart!
But first, pour it.
Get drunk, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol
We would like such a drink
Just to clear your throat!
And we'll give you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work...
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are generously pleased to give.
And without asking for a reward
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
Haven't regretted anything
They barely pulled it off.

(At these words, they take out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stacked, and they begin to take out each item from it one by one and read cool poems about each gift)

Gift number 1.

Look here:
It says "WATER".
And although there is no water,
Let's highlight this point:
After all, the bottle, even if empty,
But what a beautiful one!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.

(in these words they present an empty water bottle - plastic)

Gift number 2.

Here's another hello:
Pack of cigarettes.
And "hello" - from childhood he:
Do you remember - summer, the stadium ...
Hundred meters on physical ...
Sitting in the yard...
Cigarettes were also
You won't deny it, will you?
Even if you don't smoke for a long time
We give a pack anyway.
It only takes a glance
To understand: smoking is poison!
And why, you ask, a pack? -
You will hide a stash in it!

(in these words they present a pack of cigarettes - preferably empty)

Gift number 3.

Look how beautiful
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
Very nice toy
Throw some coins in there!
What is not the joy of the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a coin box.

(in these words they present an empty beer can)

Gift number 4.

Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
If simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? So it's not a secret:
From donated coins
Happy birthday!
We will not take the present back!
It's money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.

(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)

Gift No. 5

Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
And why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
Become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, jubilee?
Who buys paintings
Who collects coins...
Fanfiction is more reliable though:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving candy to friends,
Remove fanfiction at the same time.

(for Gift No. 6

And from refractory steel
We give you a pin.
You ask: why all of a sudden?
For gum! Got it, friend?
You might say, “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From "Trussardi", from "Dior" ... "-
What kind of conversation?
But take it, do not torture your friends,
Just like that - just in case!

(on these words they present an ordinary steel pin)

Gift No. 7

Look here mate:
It's a matchbox!
You say, petty? No not like this:
It's not empty at all.
Even if you are not a tourist,
Not an avid climber
But from now on you can
Light a fire in your soul!

(in these words they present a box of matches)

Gift No. 8

We are happy to give you
This tube of lipstick.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps touch.
Oh yes tube! A feast for the eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it in the enemy's pocket!
Revenge him in full
For you his wife!

(an empty tube of lipstick is presented at this place)

Gift number 9.

Look what a beauty:
At least while the jaw is in place,
Behind the teeth - an eye for an eye!
We give... Now, now...
(rummaging through the box)

The hero of the day is ready to accept
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like they screwed up...
But we hardly repent -
The thread is simple, ordinary
Somehow act more habitually.
And they made a mistake - it does not matter:
They will always come in handy!

(in these words they present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)

Gift number 10.

And now seriously
We will solve the "dental problem".
This is pasta. Yes, a tooth!
Such a fragrant one!
We know, we've tried...
True, we doubt gnaws:
Is it worth giving?
Because buy a new one
We didn't make it today.
But we will give - in fact!

(in these words they present a tube of toothpaste - in accordance with the text, in this case, it is the used tube of toothpaste that should be taken)

Gift number 11.

We give you a cup! Yes friends?
Look - it's yours!
Know you were looking for her at home?
We see - the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
There will be a wonderful toast -
Well, and you, as usual.
Drink from the usual dishes!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't be bored!
Have a Pepsi if it's hot.
Is it better to drink from a gift?

(on these words a cup belonging to the birthday man is presented)

Gift number 12.

All gifts are over.
But no: an envelope without a stamp!
The reason will be suddenly what,
And the envelope is at hand!
Even a letter, but even a note -
After all, the path to the post office is not close!
However, it is better not to pull
And look at the envelope!

(in these words they present an envelope with money prepared as a gift)

cool scene for a birthday - presenting comic giftsAnd now it's time for all of us
Rang a friendly "cheers"!

(all guests pick up and honor the hero of the occasion many times)

[If the gift is not money, but something else, the donors will have to describe the gift in verse]

Our beautiful birthday
Birthday dear,
We came to you with a gift
With a bag full, big.

What is there? You guess!
You've been dreaming about it for a long time
And enjoy today!
You became the owner...

(At this moment, the desired gift is taken out to present to the man on his birthday)

Don't part with him now.
Put it with you to sleep
Show off your gift
And love your friends!

The weather is beautiful outside
Birthday, dear, is yours,
We want to congratulate you so much,
And give a gift, love.

We tried so hard to please you
We all went around the shops
Shed blood, sweat and tears (jokingly)
But we got a present!

You tear off the packaging,
We can't wait to find out
After a long search,
Will the gift be to your liking?

You are a beautiful girl
Shy, sweetheart.
They came to you with a gift
Just like you, bright!

The gift is tied with a bow,
And what's in there? We won't tell!
You will open it yourself
So that you can be surprised.

Believe we tried so hard
And they tried to please.
For this, meet us soon
And have a delicious cake!

Hello dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We congratulate unusually
And the gifts will be handed out personally!

1.) Here is a gift for the soul,
Don't be surprised
Sponges tender make up,
Kisses will relish! (Pomade)

2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always rescues
Never fails! (toilet paper roll)

3.) If a hole has appeared,
Something, somewhere lost weight
That will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, can be in a set)

4.) If everything is bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)

5.) So that the legs do not hurt,
Not cold, not sweaty
We give you slippers
Will they fit the leg? (Slippers)

6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big soul! (Candies)

7.) So that the light burns in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red girl! (Bulb)

8.) Don't go crazy
Here, take a comb.
Straighten the shreds in the mane,
Seduce the man.

9.) Finally, we give a pen,
To paint a paycheck!

Expensive____________
Happy birthday to you!
I wish you, most importantly, health, more strength, patience, understanding in the family, so that your children do not upset you, and your grandchildren often please you, and so that the crisis bypasses you! And as a gift to you, this ___________ to simplify your everyday worries, save time for yourself!

“And we, and we, have a present for you!”

Hello, well done man!
We're here for a birthday party!
Yes, with empty hands
And funny gifts!

1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And run to the bath
To shave your beard
There is no foam again, etit!

All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Shave foam included)

2.) Here he shaved, combed his hair
And looked at the shirt
Here are those times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where do I do it?

All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift a beautiful tie)

3.) Dressed up for work,
Now it's time for breakfast
Drink coffee, where is the cup?
Ugh you, in the sink, dirty ...

All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift mug)

4.) You run to work,
Belatedly, you're trembling...
To get up early
Set the alarm clock, b…th…! (can be beeped)

All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift an alarm clock)

5.) You came to work -
Documents - a bunch!
There is no handle, as for evil,
Well, fuck .. whose case!

All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Gift ballpoint pen)

6.) At work you are tired,
Walked to the car
Oh, how it snowed
Windshield glass!

All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Snow brush included)

7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire
Here's what we give you...
Though you yourself: OH-GO-GO!

All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift Viagra)

All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Calculator provided)

Finally, we wish
To make all dreams come true
And the gifts came in handy
And they came to the occasion!

All in unison: - After all, with us, with us, all the gifts are just class !!!

1. Happy birthday, congratulations,

We wish you all the best.
We give technology to you
And fashionable clothes.
To quickly clean the apartment
Take the wonderful car
Very easy to handle
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,
Take away all your chaos.
Gently in your hands you will take
You wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from all over the apartment
Scattered - no dust.
He won't take up much space.
It will fit into any slot.
Saves a kilowatt
Doesn't rattle and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine
There is nowhere for dust to fly (give a broom)

2. Here is the device "Just in case",

In life, he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is not a problem.
He will always help you.
And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically.
It is not difficult to apply
We will attach the instructions (they give an enema).
Use it every day
And your migraine will go away
He will remove all the slags from you
The body will look slender.
In general, we tell you
He is irreplaceable in life.
With extensive angina
You can gargle your throat
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Being with him at the dacha
You spray the bushes.
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you've made sure
What a miracle we give you
And now boldly through life
You will go with her.

3. As for the outfit
You put it on soon
You will be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.
Winter panties on wadding
They fit perfectly
Because in November
The cold is fierce in the yard.
Put it on quickly
Make men laugh.
It's not that hard to warm up together
And you can't freeze
Wearing hot pants
You will live through any cold (diapers are given).

4. And boots from Versace
The last squeak is no different.
All their winter you carry
And you won’t get frostbite on your feet (they give slippers or socks or shoe covers)
Emphasize your figure
I broke my long leg.
Klavka Slate would herself
I would go crazy with envy.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like in the Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate.
There will be a reason to drink
We will gather again
Women's happiness without end.
We wish you Happy Birthday.

"Country Treats"

1. If the stomach wants to eat, do him honor:
You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw a sardine in here, maybe even half (they give a can of sardines).

3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious, if there is stew. (give stew).

4. Pour tea into cups, serve loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, if there is condensed milk. (give condensed milk)

5. If you call solid cream to the dacha of society,
Do not rely on potatoes, open olives soon (they give olives)

6. If you haven't bought bread, don't be sad, it's nonsense!
Open a jar of beans, you will always be full! (give beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that they eat heartily,
open a jar of corn and lettuce feed! (gives corn)

8. Offering guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the jar (they give a cucumber and sprats)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs, in tomato gravy (meatballs are given)

10. If he grew up in the garden, then we will not give you back,
This jar of peas, we'll eat it in the winter! (give peas)

11. In addition to the treat, zucchini caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (give zucchini caviar)

12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are many berries
Decorates our picnic, fruits are a gift to you from the south
We give at this moment (give fruit)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach howled,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat)

14. A useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But it will come in handy for soup, you need to have it in the house (they give tomato paste)

"Women things"

1. Frankly show - the beauty of the face and your body - and you will see in it what you did not want to see in it (give a mirror)

2. Your iron girlfriends, long-legged, long-armed - they keep their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! (give hairpins)

3. They will cut everything, cut it and put it in order. - on the big number "five", the manicure will shine! (give manicure scissors)

4. You can’t find better girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortuneteller - at least twist it, don’t twist it, everyone needs it very much ... (give curlers)

5. Gently removes makeup, makes a light massage - and at any moment our good friend will help - soft ... (give a sponge)

6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their labors are invisible. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these ..... (give wet wipes)

7. He is many hundreds of years old, but he looks fresh, we keep the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like the winds of a pure stream - thin ... (give a handkerchief)

8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove extra touches, and cosmetics are sins (they give cotton buds)

9. There is just nothing in it: shadows, a pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, a comb, varnishes, and there is also all sorts of rubbish. A very necessary little thing - for the hostess ... (give a cosmetic bag)

10. It happens plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - such an irreplaceable ... (rim)

Perhaps you "lathered" to run away,
But your lot is to continue the work! (gives soap)

Who gets a can of beer
Live happily ever after! (gives beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! (give banana)

While the boss is "removing shavings" from us,
Quietly make a cup of tea! (gives a mug)

Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun! (gives toothpaste)

Since you got chocolate,
Then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (gives chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is just amazing! (gives hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

You have to travel the world! (gives a candle)

To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live, the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar)

And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the purpose of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (Give markers)

And you are "in juice", in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (gives a bag of juice)

You are well versed in work
And you will be held in high esteem with us all year (give a horseshoe)

Walking with a haircut will be beautiful,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And so the whole year will be great! (gives coffee)

Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and the guests from all this. That she will now demonstrate with brilliance to all of us.

Perhaps not all those present know that we are in constant cooperation with the great couturier of our time Zakidon Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's start!

First model: cap for sports "Champion" (Children's cap with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport relieves us of stress
And will add health to everyone.
To stay young
Sports need to be done.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up walking.
To overtake the bus
You have to wear a hat.

Model 2: Swimming cap "Dive" (Rubber swimming cap or shower cap)
To be always healthy
Not to cough, not to sniff,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
If water is given for life,
It’s more like a river, a shower.
Just put on a hat
After all, to her face, besides.

The third model: hat of the hostess "Clean" (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to finish.

Fourth model: a hat for work “All-seeing” (An option for a teacher is to sew glasses on four sides on a hat.)
Must have a hat
To see everything, to look after everyone,
So that work is in full swing soon,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
(An option for the teacher. So that the student could not write off,
From someone else's notebook, "lick" everything,
He could not pull out the spur ...
This hat will fit.

Fifth model: miracle hat "In the garden, in the garden" (Old straw hat)
The sun in the country mercilessly burns
Is there someone on all fours?
In the hottest, sultry time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating
Put on your awesome hat!

Model 6: Legend Weekend Hat (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend
Don't think, don't guess
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!

Model 7: Eco Hat for Conservationists (Spotted khaki hat)
We know you love animals
Squirrels, hares, capercaillie,
Save your own river
And don't kill the fish in it.
To make the trees green
For birds to sing songs
Join the Greenpeace Society
To us, "green", such -
Not like us blue!

Model Eight: Cruise Visa Hat (Old Men's Hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you don't want to freak out
see pyramids,
Collect capital
And you go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!

And finally, the ninth model: an invisibility hat (A large hat that crawls over the eyes, or a knitted hat).

The grandiose model is made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try ... wonderful! Trying in vain - you still won't see anything!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.

Hello, dear woman, you are good as a girl.
Though not 25 years old, vigorous mother,
We send you, my dear, a parcel for your birthday.
A little bit here, a little bit here, don't blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is, if the light goes out.
MATCHES and a PIECE OF SOAP so that you wash your face,
And here is a PACK OF CIGARETTES, suddenly you smoke, maybe not.
We have life, you’ll understand, you’ll smoke and drink here.
Here is a PIVASIK for order after the bath, al with the use.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

SALA here is a piece 3, so eat or cook,
Stretch until summer, now it's a jewel.
Yes, look, do not get fat, it is better to feed the guests.
Let your foolish friends eat
If they do not feel sorry for the figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drop by drop into the mouth before meals.
So as not to give to anyone, say: "Itself, they say, is not enough."
And your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash, wash themselves, let them not disturb their mother.

As soon as you receive the package, take the bottle as soon as possible,
And write the answer as soon as possible, what you like, what you don't.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom, collect money in a pile.

That's all goodbye girl, you are for us, well, like a sister,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

Congratulations on your anniversary today and we want to wish you good health!
You say, you say
What do you need, what do you need
We will give. we will let you chew ... (GARLIC)

We wish you to be beautiful and smart, so that sadness does not come to your house!
You say, you say
What do you need, what do you need
You say, well, we'll take it down .. (CURLERS)

We wish you great happiness in the house, so that rubles ring in your pocket!
You say, you say
What do you need, what do you need
We will give. we will give, take it ... (penny)

At work, so that (name) never swears, so that her mouth is locked!
You say, you say
What do you need, what do you need
We will give. we'll give you a nipple. (PACIFIER)

Well, if you want us to be silent, guess for yourself what we want!
You pour, you pour
What do we need, what do we need
Well, we, well, we will shut up.

“How did we decide what to give!?”

(Two guests participate, at the end they give a rolling pin)

The first:
Grandmothers told us yesterday
As if they heard
What is your anniversary here,
Here we come quickly.

Second:
For a long time they could not decide
What to buy as a gift.
The list is long written
And then we both decided.

The first:
The steamboat is of no use to you,
Crossed out because.
We put a cross on the locomotive:
Takes up a lot of space.

Second:
The tank will not enter your garage,
The plane won't get in there.
The economy does not need a rocket,
We didn't take her for it.

The first:
Kamaz big - rejected,
We removed the tractor from the list,
Submarine .... the lake will spoil,
Helicopter, but where is he going to land!?

Second:
You can donate a car
But this is hard to please.
Giving a bike is no good
And the scooter is quite a shame.

The first:
It turns out that with transport - a complete bummer,
Let's move on to something else.
The robbers will remove the necklace of diamonds,
A wallet with money in the market will be taken away,

Second:
You could buy a bag for groceries,
But they figured out in their mind the composition of the whole family,
And it turned out the size of a suitcase,
And this bag is not for ladies at all.

The first:
We are at a dead end with this problem,
Faced with a difficult dilemma:
We wanted the mechanism, but the dimensions are not the same
A small gift does not fit the dream.

Second:
It suddenly dawned on us: here is what you need,
You will cook dinner for everyone,
Everyone will eat, and immediately praise you ...
In short, we decided to give a rolling pin (give a rolling pin)

"Pasta beads".

We can't have you on your birthday
Giving expensive gifts
Because with such and such prices
We can't buy anything anywhere.

But do not think that we are not attentive,
You are more precious than any gifts,
We just have a wonderful day
All that's left is to love you.

Although we can’t give you a birthday
Giving expensive gifts
But still with great effort
We were able to buy some.

And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts
Sea of ​​happiness, health, love,
And I'll give you a necklace
And put on your shoulders.

You protect him from moths, frost,
In it you meet the dawn and sunset,
In a hungry hour, boil it for yourself,
And you don't have to spend a lot.

If sadness and sadness visit you,
Disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift,
And buy an expensive Mercedes.

Bottle with pacifier.

(for a joke, we put a pacifier on a check)

Hello our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, glasses are poured,
Maybe an October holiday?

Maybe we're celebrating the New Year?
Or May came here?
celebrating a birthday
Our ... half a hundred and five

Among us is a newborn
We congratulate all of her.
But, and she should drink from a glass,
The idea is not given!

We will give this pacifier.
Let suck - it's time
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!

Let it grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If she had health
And the rest will come!

"Fruit cocktail".

(For this unusual congratulations, it is necessary: ​​to lay out the ingredients on a tray ... .., as well as a large glass where we throw everything ...., then when poured with champagne a large ladle is distributed to women in glasses)

Women themselves are like a basket of fruits.
Take, for example, the beautiful ________
Lips - raspberries, like persiklanita ...
Sweet, fresh, tender _______!

I'll brag to you: ______ breasts
Like appetizing ripe melons,
Lady's fingers ... This is a secret!
The woman, in general, is a walking dessert!
Fruit language - little known
And sometimes they don't understand
That, having tasted a delicious fruit,
Seduction will come.
We are for _______ today
Made a cocktail
To make _________ more beautiful
And beautiful as a model!

Put a lot of fruit
To taste this dessert
Our _________ shone,
And she was the most beautiful!

Here is a piece of apple, here is a piece of pear
Ridiculousness and coquetry will be,
If you eat these fruits!

Here's a sweet banana
Ripe, groovy,
If you want to be happy
Take it with you.

Ripe, juicy orange -
Fruit contains the first vitamin.
To always be healthy
Eat slices without shame.

So that in life _____________
Ball of peace and harmony
We put grapes in the cocktail!

To make life more glamorous and more beautiful
Let's add champagne to our fruits! (pouring cocktail)

All of us remember the old cartoon about Scrooge McDuck, who was so rich that he could dive into his money, row it with a shovel and sweep it with a broom.

And each of us wants, if not to dive into money, then at least to take revenge on it, like some kind of garbage. In this article we will tell you how to make an original money talisman - a bablomet.

Bablomet is a comic name for the so-called "money broom". This thing may seem like an ordinary modern joke, however, even in the old days our ancestors used brooms for the so-called "money conspiracies".

The simplest of them can be repeated even now - for this you need to scatter coins throughout the house and sweep them with a new broom with a green ribbon tied to it.

Swept coins must be put in a jar and not touched - they will serve as a monetary bait. You need to buy a sweeper for this conspiracy only with a growing moon.

However, it is not necessary to perform such complex and strange procedures - just hang it upside down over the front door. According to signs, this should attract money to the house and scare away evil spirits.

It is for this reason that such a gift was often given to newlyweds for a wedding - revenge on the house of money and sweep away evil.

To believe in these signs or not is up to you, but such a thing will be a good and original gift even for a not too superstitious person. It can be made in several versions, each of which has its own characteristics. Gift idea for saving money:

Whisk

For this gift, you need to take an ordinary broom and stick bills to it. If it is understood that the bills will be used for their intended purpose. Then you need to attach them carefully so that you can then unhook them.

The denomination of banknotes depends solely on your budget - if it leaves much to be desired, then the broom can be pasted over even with a trifle from your pocket - the symbolic meaning of the present will still be preserved.

On the handle, you can attach a sign with words like "bablomet", in case the purpose of the presentation is misinterpreted.

This is a more complex version of the previous surprise, for which you need a mop - preferably a wooden one. You need to take a lot of small bills and attach them to the mop, twisting them into a tube before that.

The easiest way to do this is with glue, after pasting the end of the mop with paper. After the glue dries, you need to cut each tube in the form of a fringe, so that it looks like a mop.

Since the manufacture of such a present requires the merciless destruction of a large amount of money, for obvious reasons it is not recommended for giving to economical people - from this they may have enough "kondrash", and you will certainly find yourself in the category of "wastes".

You can also use a modern auto-spin mop for such a presentation - you just need to attach bills to it.

A vacuum cleaner

It would be more correct to call such a present a “bubbles”, but the essence of this does not change. If you are going to give someone, then you can beat him in such a funny way.

In this case, bills can be attached to the brush that comes with each vacuum cleaner. The main thing is that money does not accidentally fall into a working vacuum cleaner!

The above things are perfect for quality - especially if you want to somehow present the money in an original way.

It is better to accompany such a present with an original congratulation with poetry or a ditty. The poem for such a surprise is easy to find on the Internet.

We hope that these tips will help you in making a gift bablomet. May there always be a place for success and wealth in your life!

The most common signs about a broom.

With the advent of vacuum cleaners, the broom has not become as popular as it was before. Now this item is used mainly to remove debris or some crumbs that accidentally spilled onto the floor during cooking. In this article we will talk about the signs associated with a broom.

The magical properties of a broom: signs

There are many signs associated with this subject. The fact is that since ancient times, a broom could both bring good luck, and vice versa, bring trouble. At the same time, there are a number of conspiracies, signs that are associated with a broom.

Many signs are associated with both new and old brooms. Below are the most common ones.

List:

• The fact is that you can’t beat children with an old broom, because this can deprive them of their health.
• An already used item that you regularly use while cleaning should be placed with the handle down. This will help improve the well-being of the home.
• In addition, you can not step over a golik that has fallen. This can also cause illness and worsen financial well-being.

Folk signs about a new broom in the house

Many signs are associated with a new broom. Most often, with its help, you can attract good profits, as well as improve the condition of children and residents of the house.

• In order for the baby to sleep well, you need to purchase a new broom and sweep the crumbs.
• When buying a new broom, after you bring it home, you need to give the baby a broom on the pope. This is done purely symbolically. In this way, it is believed that the child will behave well and become obedient.
• If you have a garden and want to improve your harvest, you need to knock on fruit trees with a new broom.
• If you want to improve your well-being, you must purchase this item during the waxing moon. When you give money to the seller, make a wish and wish yourself profit, as well as improved financial well-being.

Folk signs when buying a new broom

When you go to the market for a new broom, at the time of purchase you need to make a wish and express all your dreams, as well as plans for the near future. When you pay for the item, make a wish. It is best to choose a separate day for acquiring a golik. The ideal option would be to purchase an item for the growing moon.

Money signs associated with a broom

With the help of a broom, you can become richer or vice versa, worsen your financial situation.

• In no case do not step over a broom that is lying on the floor. Also, you do not need to sweep the dust over the threshold.
• It is necessary to collect all garbage directly in the house or in the apartment. It is believed that by sweeping the dust out of your home, you remove goods, as well as money.
• If you want to become more wealthy, then make a wish while purchasing a broom.
• It is recommended to purchase dense brooms with a large diameter handle. The larger the broom, the better. This will help improve your financial situation.

Signs associated with a broom for the New Year

During the celebration of the New Year, you can decorate not only the Christmas tree, but also a broom. To do this, you need to purchase a new item and tie it with ribbons. Hang small toys on it, put such a New Year's tree in a corner and celebrate the New Year. Such a ritual will improve your material well-being in the coming year.

A broom of wheat in the house: signs and superstitions

This is not quite a golik, but its likeness. It is necessary to make a small broom from spikelets of wheat, oats and put it in a vase or hang it on the door of your house. This will improve well-being. In addition, you will get rid of envious people and diseases.

How should a broom stand in the house - upside down or down: signs

We are all used to putting a broom with a bunch down and a handle up. Actually this is wrong. It is believed that if the item is in this position at home, it contributes to constant waste and deterioration in well-being. Therefore, the best option is to store the broom in the corner with the handle down.

A broom stands at the door, at the threshold: signs

Indeed, the most ideal place to store this item is the corner near the entrance to the house. That is, right next to the threshold. This item will scare away envious and evil people. They will not be able to cross your threshold or enter the house, as the broom will be a kind of amulet and protector.

The broom fell: signs

There is no specific sign associated with the broom that fell. It doesn't mean anything bad. Most likely, you placed the item poorly and it fell off. Either a pet, cat or dog hit the object.

Signs on a broom as a gift

Many people think that giving a broom as a gift is not a good idea. Actually, it is not. After all, giving this item is a good omen and will be a great gift. It will be quite practical and will help to attract good luck. If you are going for an anniversary, you can prepare a whisk as an addition to the main gift.

Tie it with beautiful ribbons and give it to the birthday man. Often brooms are given to newlyweds. It is a symbol of sweeping out of the parental home. If you go out for a birthday and don’t know what to give, you can tie paper bills to a broom.

Signs on a broom for housewarming

Many people think that when moving to a new place, it is necessary to purchase a new broom. Actually this is wrong. From the old housing it is necessary to take away the old brooms. The fact is that, according to the signs, the brownie also moves along with the broom. Therefore, if you were on good terms with him, he did not interfere with you in any way, help him move to a new home. This can be done using the old golik.

Meet a woman with a broom

To meet the fair sex with a broom is not considered a good sign. If you are going fishing and meet a woman or a girl with a broom, you can go home. You won't say anything on this day. In addition, it is considered a very bad omen to meet an elderly woman. This day can be considered unsuccessful.

Cover a person with a broom: signs

Ever since childhood, mothers have been telling us that it is impossible to sweep a person. Because it can lead to celibacy. In fact, the sign sounds a little different. It is believed that if you sweep a person, then this can cause illness, bankruptcy or some kind of failure. Therefore, try not to sweep anyone and do not let anyone sweep you.

Signs on a wedding broom

For a wedding, you can give a golik the most ordinary or symbolic. It is believed that such a gift will become a talisman for the young and will keep their family from evil spirits, from envious people and the evil eye.

One of the traditions that are often used at weddings is the throwing of a broom in mittens in front of the newlyweds who have left the registry office. By crossing such a broom they will make their union stronger.

Signs on a bath broom

A bath broom is different from a regular household broom. A large number of interesting and unusual signs are also associated with it.

• You can’t take someone else’s knitting, and you shouldn’t buy one broom for the whole company. It is necessary that each of the bathing participants acquire a new broom.
• In addition, it is a bad omen if the banner fell apart. This may portend some kind of trouble or failure at work.
• Also, it is bad luck to use a bannik after a woman.
• When you have taken a steam bath and leave the bath, leave the new broom to soak. That is, you need to purchase two items when visiting the bathhouse. Use one, and leave the second with the owner of the bath. This is considered good manners and will contribute to a successful bathing day next time.

Conspiracies on a broom: words

There are a lot of conspiracies that are carried out on a broom. With their help, you can attract good luck, money, as well as improve your family and attract a white streak into your life. Below are the most common conspiracies on a broom.

Conspiracy for a loved one

Is it possible to throw away an old unnecessary broom, where to put it?

You also need to be able to throw away the old broom correctly. In general, it is not recommended to burn or break it. The best option would be to wrap the golik in a plastic bag, which is made of dark material. It is necessary that the object is not translucent. Further, there is no need to throw the item into the trash container, which is located directly near your home.

You need to go somewhere far away and throw the item into a trash can, which is located somewhere on the edge of the street, near which there are no houses and residential premises. It should be understood that there should not be two brooms in the house at the same time, old and new. As soon as you bring a new broom into the house, the old one must be disposed of.

As you can see, a lot of signs are associated with such a familiar subject. In addition, with the help of golik, you can attract good luck and happiness. Also, rituals for wealth and attraction of money are often performed using this item.

VIDEO: Signs about a broom

With all the abundance of modern household appliances, a broom is quite common in our homes. Despite the fact that the first vacuum cleaner was invented in the century before last, the broom still remains the main symbol of cleanliness and order. Perhaps no other household item enjoyed such controversial fame and did not appear in a huge number of beliefs.

But is it possible to give a broom? We suggest that you first familiarize yourself with the well-known superstitions in order to better understand the essence of the issue, and at the end of the article we will draw a conclusion and give some advice.

Signs about a broom

For a long time, folk rumor has attributed magical properties to the broom, which are based on its main function - cleansing. He was simultaneously considered an attribute of sorcerers, and an assistant in good deeds, from evil. That's just a small part will take about a broom.

1. An ordinary broom is a haven for a brownie, so it must be solid, otherwise the family will face poverty and failure.
2. The “thin” broom was to be thrown away at the crossroads, away from the house where people do not go, having previously swept the hut for them. In all likelihood, on the basis of this sign, a modern one was born, recommending getting rid of the old broom, and at the same time from the accumulated garbage, on New Year's Eve.
3. A broom or a broom was placed in the corner of the canopy, with the handle down, to drive away evil spirits from the house, and stuck in garden beds, they kept the crop from spoilage. Now it is clear that in this way these objects served as scarecrows that repel pests.
4. You can not step on someone else's broom, so as not to pick up poverty and disease.
5. If you fan fruit trees with a broom, the harvest will be plentiful.
6. A girl who wants to get married as soon as possible should be given a new broom tied with a red ribbon on the day of St. Nicholas (December 19). During the year, the future bride must use the gift for its intended purpose, thus symbolically "sweeping" herself out of the parental home.

The broom was widely used in treatment. They whipped and brushed the patient with it in order to expel the disease from the body, to relieve anxiety.

Broom as a gift

After analyzing all of the above, the main question of the article can be answered in the affirmative. Yes, a broom will be a good gift if presented on the right occasion. What is the reason for being right?

First of all, of course, housewarming, because it is customary to take a new broom to a new place of residence. In this case, both ordinary and decorative, otherwise referred to as a housekeeper, are equally good. The first will be a useful gift, symbolizing purity, and the housekeeper will faithfully serve the owners, protecting their peace and taking care of the well-being of the home.

Those who like to relax or get medical treatment in the steam room will like bath brooms prepared in accordance with all the rules. Their composition depends on the disease of the person and the individual characteristics of his body. It is also appropriate to give all kinds of bath accessories and cosmetics for the body.

In many countries, there is a belief that the seventh son in the family has a magical gift, is able to heal people and foresee the future, so superstitious parents sometimes insist that their child become a doctor.

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Signs on a new and old broom

We treat the vacuum cleaner as a simple means of restoring order in the house. A broom is a completely different matter. This thing has a sacred meaning, there are many legends and superstitions about it, many of which have nothing to do with cleaning at all.

Signs about a broom

• If you are going to move to a new home, in no case do not throw away the old broom. Take it with you. It is believed that under it lives home, leave a broom in the old house - the brownie will remain there. And in a house without a brownie there will be no happiness.
• If a person bothers you (he visits too often or comes uninvited), immediately after his departure, carefully sweep all the places he walked, and throw the trash out the gate. And then he will no longer appear in your house.
• With the help of old brooms they can cause damage. Therefore, if your au pair is completely worn out and thin, arrange a ritual rite of burning for him. But in any case, do not throw it in the trash or in a landfill.
• Found a suspicious broom under your door? Someone is trying to harm you. Do not take it with your hands, pick it up with something that you don’t mind throwing away, and take it all together in the trash can. And the place where the strange broom lay, sprinkle generously with salt.
• The best place to store it in a house or apartment is in the corner. If at the same time you also turn it upside down, then it will protect your home from the evil eye.

Signs for a new broom

• When choosing, stop choosing the one that is thicker. He sweeps out of the house not only rubbish, but also evil spirits, and through rare twigs it can slip through and stay with you.
• You should not buy a new one if the old one has not worn out yet. You can not sweep the house with two at once - so wealth will leave it.
• It should be big, beautiful, smooth. A word made with great care. Then he will bring prosperity to the house.
• You need to choose it on the growing moon.

Other signs with a broom

• Do not sweep people, especially unmarried ones - this way you will drive away a happy marriage from them.
• A pregnant woman should not step or step over it - this is a difficult birth.
• To clean the yard, make it from wormwood - it will protect you from evil spirits and evil people.
• You need to start sweeping from the threshold to the center of the room, so as not to sweep away the well-being of the family along with the garbage from the house.
• In addition to the usual, families in Russia kept a ritual broom. They swept the corners of the house from evil spirits, they put him next to the cradle, they swept the way in front of the newlyweds.